Chapter 105: A Beautiful Encounter
After taking out a few more small things, Zhang Nan took advantage of the time to take a sip of tea and then said, "Okay, let's go to the most anticipated part of our auction house. The name of this part is Beautiful Encounter."
"Every time there will be something unexpected happening. If a person with the fate meets it, it will definitely be a beautiful encounter. So please let us use applause to recommend the auction item for the first encounter to meet you tonight." After Zhang Nan said that, he took the lead in applause and clapped his applause.
Comrade Lao Li stood in the box and looked at Zhang Nan on the stage and said, "This clear spring is really something that makes people itchy. I am a little interested in these things, but I don't want them that much. But I am looking forward to this beautiful encounter." Comrade Lao Li also said with a smile.
Unexpectedly, after listening to Comrade Lao Li's words, Queen Changsun, who was sitting on the sofa, didn't even raise her head. She flipped the exquisitely printed brochure and said, "Your Majesty, you naturally like a beautiful encounter."
How could Comrade Lao Li not hear the voice-over of Queen Changsun? But after all, Lao Li did this matter himself, so Comrade Lao Li could only smile awkwardly and did not speak up.
Zhang Nan said, then he pulled open the red silk covering the tray.
Everyone stretched their necks and looked at the tray in Zhang Nan's hand, but because Zhang Nan's platform was relatively high, it seemed to be more difficult, but Comrade Li looked clearly.
"How come this Qingquan even sells these things?" Comrade Li also laughed and scolded.
The reason is that Comrade Li himself is using this thing, that is, the legendary Will Gang, Viagra. When Zhang Nan gave this thing to Li Yuan, Zhang Nan had long discovered that the sales of this thing would never be here alone.
This is simply a blessing for older men. Of course, Zhang Nan cannot eat such things indiscriminately, so Zhang Nan only took out fifty pills this time to sell them.
After all, there is no need to worry about having no sales in this kind of thing. If it weren't for Zhang Nan's control, Comrade Li would have to purchase dozens of boxes and put them in the palace for storage. So Zhang Nan was not afraid of not being able to sell it. After all, all those who have been used were said to be good.
"I guess you don't know what this little blue pill represents." Zhang Nan said, then twisted a little blue pill with his fingers.
Looking at the big eyes in the audience who were eager for knowledge, Zhang Nan continued, "This is a man's youth."
"Kidney deficiency sometimes comes after overwork, sore waist and legs, and lose energy, as if the body is hollowed out. Everyone is men, so I won't say that I'm so tactful. Back then, when the autumn wind was strong, I urinated three feet against the wind. Now, I'm in love with the evil, and I urinated hard with my shoes."
After Zhang Nan said this, most of the people present looked a little unpleasant.
After all, except Zhang Nan, the rest of the people who can sit here today are not very young. This kind of problem will be found by an older man. No matter how old you are, as long as you are here, this is what you look like.
Young people and middle-aged people are definitely not on the same level.
Everyone is a man, how can you not miss the young self?
"This thing is to help everyone regain their past confidence. I know that just saying it doesn't work. We have to look at the efficacy, so we might as well do an experiment." After Zhang Nan said that, he clapped his hands and the staff came immediately.
Zhang Nan nodded, and the staff had just stuffed a few Wills into the horse's mouth. The effect of Viagra was immediate. Not long after, the horse that had eaten Viagra was slid around the platform with a pillar. If the staff hadn't pulled it, they would have run out long ago.
"How about it, I didn't scare you, and if you place an order now and give Kidney Treasure Tablets, this thing is used to consume kidneys. What should I do after consumption? Isn't it supplemented? That's definitely not possible, otherwise the kidneys are not as good as before, so I need the support of Kidney Treasure Tablets."
"Kidney deficiency sometimes occurs when you are overworked, your waist and legs are sore, your spirits are depressed, and your body is hollowed out."
"Shenbao Tablets, twenty-two Chinese medicines, warm the yang and nourish the kidneys, strengthen the body, and have kidney overdrawn. Try the kidney treasure tablets to replenish the kidney overdrawn." Zhang Nan never thought that he would watch bad advertisements on TV would come in handy one day. At least Zhang Nan felt that this copywriting would be the most appropriate in this scene.
"As the saying goes, do not avoid medical treatment. Everyone is a man. Who has not yet been old? People's birth, old age, sickness and death are not something we can control, but do we have no right to enjoy life after we get old? That is definitely not possible. Men should be kind to themselves."
"Okay, I'll say that, you can start. There are only fifty tablets, and only fifty boxes of kidney treasure tablets. Please do it yourself. The starting price is 1,000 guan, and each increase is not less than 500 guan. You can't take all the bids at one time." After Zhang Nan finished speaking, the sign under the stage was like crazy. Zhang Nan was dazzled and could not count who raised the bids. It seemed that everyone had raised the sign.
"I said, Fatty Changsun, you are getting more and more unfair as you grow older. You have to replenish your kidneys? Is there still room for decline?" Cheng Yaojin looked at Changsun Wuji, who was holding the sign seriously, and also played and mocked him.
Unexpectedly, Changsun Wuji was so annoyed after hearing Cheng Yaojin's mockery this time. Instead, he looked at Cheng Yaojin, then looked at the sign that Cheng Yaojin held high, and then said, "Hehe, I am old, it's nothing wrong to me. Qingquan is right. Who has not been old yet? Time is not forgiving people. I am not like some people. I raise my hands so high while saying that, but I don't admit it even if I have a thick-skinned face."
"Did you think I have never seen this thing? Tell you that the emperor and the emperor both use this. I have long wanted to ask Qingquan for it, but I can't open my mouth. Now Qingquan takes the initiative to take it out. How can I miss it? If you really can't erase this face, don't raise the sign as soon as possible." Changsun Wuji said.
When they heard that Comrade Li and Li Yuan used this, the officials of the Tang Dynasty raised their hands even more fiercely. People were all herds. Seeing that everyone else was so enthusiastic, those who were still a little embarrassed also raised their hands involuntarily.
Chapter completed!