Chapter 2 I refuse!
In the living room of Oz's house, creatures that looked like white steamed buns were sitting on the sofa, looking around with their pair of squint eyes that were completely invisible.
Oz put a cup of black tea on the coffee table in front of the white steamed bun: "There is nothing else at home, this one is the only one."
"Thank you." Bai Mantou stretched out his short hand, picked up the teacup and took a sip, "Well~ good tea."
Ignoring Bai Mantou's polite words, Oz sat on the sofa opposite Bai Mantou and carefully looked at the unknown creature in front of him.
The white oval body looks like a huge white steamed bun, with two long ears hanging on its head, making it look a bit like a rabbit, with a small mouth, and there is no squinting eyes on the eyes and the red crystal on its forehead. All of this makes it look very cute and gives people a harmless feeling of humans and animals.
Oz sat opposite Mona and said politely: "You just said your name is Mona, right?"
"Yes!" The pair of Bai Mantou's squinting eyes kept laughing, so it was impossible to see its true expression at all.
"So what race are you?" Oz has never heard of a race that looks like a white steamed bun in the world. But strangely, Oz always feels like he has seen the creature in front of him, but when he thinks about it carefully, he can't remember anything.
"Mona is Mona! Mona was created by the great Lord Kami, and is the devil of Lord Kami!"
"You mean... are you artificial life?" Oz was a little surprised. Oz only saw artificial life in books, but has never encountered it in reality.
"What a rude! Mona is not an artificial life form!"
"Didn't you just say you were created by 'Lord Kami'?"
"Lord Kami is not a human! If you want to say something, it should be said that it is 'God created life form'!" Bai Mantou, who claims to be Mona, seems to have a strange insistence on his identity.
"...Okay, then what's wrong with you coming to my house as a 'God-created creature'?"
"Young man! You are very lucky to be chosen by the great 'Kami' as the Demon King! So you quickly sign a contract with me and become the Demon King and destroy the world!"
"..." Oz was silent.
"..." The mysterious creature suspected to be a white steamed bun looked sacred and solemn!
Oz: "Let me think twice..."
Demon King... Although there are often stories of brave men saving the princess from the devil's hands in fairy tales, all of this is just a fairy tale, and there is no "demon king" in the world! Since the so-called devil king does not exist, then for common sense, the real purpose of this white steamed bun is...
Oz: "…Is this a game of playing the Warrior Fighting Demon King?"
Speaking of the game of the Warriors, Oz remembered the days when he was still in the elementary school of the Holly Church.
As we all know, children like to play role-playing games very much, such as "The Brave Fights the Demon King" and "The Prince Saves the Princess". The little ghosts in the Holly Church Elementary School where Oz is located are no exception. Usually, the strongest boys in the class are played by the Brave, and the roles such as Princess and Demon King are designated by the "Brave".
But in Oz's class, the situation is a little different. Because the strongest person in the class is not a boy, but a girl - the strongest person in the Holly Church Elementary School, a campus bully: Mitchell!
Facing the strongest man in the academy and the first bully, the boys in the class can be said to be living in dire straits.
Obviously, as Mitchell's classmates, the boys have no right to choose a role when playing role-playing, and are forced to play the role of the Demon King, the corpse character of the Demon King little brother, the corpse character of the knocked up dragon suit, etc.
What? Why are the only Demon King not the corpse? That's because Demon King has always been played by Oz! As a time traveler with adult wisdom, how could Oz play with a little girl? Although he didn't do it, Oz easily relied on his wisdom to play with Mitchell in his palm - after all, it was just a group of children.
That was a time full of childishness... Oz felt very missed. Of course, those who acted as sandbags from beginning to end... Uh, it was wrong. Whether the boys who played the corpse would miss it, Oz didn't know.
"It's not a game! What I said is true!" Mona interrupted Oz's memory with a loud shout.
Oz came back from his memories and asked Mona: "If the character I need to play is the Demon King, then is the soldier under the Demon King? Or is the devil's devil?" Whether it is the soldier or the devil, they are all the fish that were knocked down by the brave! They are all corpses on the ground!
"It's not 'playing'! It's the real demon king! The real demon king!" Mona stubbornly corrected, "Mona is the devil of Lord Kami, and it is also the assistant officer sent by Lord Kami to assist you!"
Oz nodded and smiled, "Well, yes, I understand. When playing role-playing, you should devote yourself to the role you play. By the way, where is the brave?"
"I said, this is not a game of brave men fighting the devil king! There is no so-called brave men! Can't you listen to others??"
"Only the Demon King? Well, it's a strange setting." Oz thought for a while, "So what is the purpose of the Demon King?"
"Hmph~ The purpose of the Demon King is of course to destroy the world!"
"Does the world destroy? Although such demon kings often appear in fairy tales, this purpose is actually very unreasonable. If the world is destroyed, can the demon king survive?" Now even the novel will not show such a deranged demon king!
"Very reasonable! The devil should destroy the whole world!" Mona said seriously, "The devil kings are so inappropriate nowadays! Even if they don't destroy the world, they don't destroy humans, they know how to soak the horses all day long, play reverse thrust, and open **, which one is the devil king!?"
Hearing Mona's words, Oz nodded seriously: "This is indeed a bit unreasonable. In my opinion, the devil should have kidnapped the princess and imprisoned and trained the princess, which eventually led to the princess suffering from Stockholm syndrome!"
"This is not the point! What is important is to destroy the world!" Mona said angrily, "The devil who does not destroy the world is not worthy of being called the devil!"
Oz couldn't help but complain: "What's the benefit of destroying the world to the devil king! The guy who wants to destroy the world just got the second-second disease. It's a disease, and needs to be cured."
Mona ignored Oz's complaints and continued: "Lord Kami was very worried about this phenomenon, so he sent Mona to cultivate a competent destruction king!"
How idle is Lord Kami in this story setting to do such a thing? Oz complained in his heart.
"It seems that Lord Kami is really boring." Oz sighed, "By the way, you haven't told me where Lord Kami is."
"Hmph!" Mona put her hands on her chest and made a very amazing appearance. "Lord Kami is an existence in a higher field than this multiverse. If you have to define it in a way that you can understand, Lord Kami is a god!"
"Ah... So that's it..." Oz suddenly realized, "In other words, Lord Kami is just a background setting, and it actually doesn't exist at all, right?"
Mona said angrily: "Lord Kami exists!"
"Hey? Didn't you say that Lord Kami is not an existence in a higher field? Then that means he will never meet me, right?"
"Well, it's not necessarily true. When you successfully destroy the world, you will get a chance to advance to a higher dimension, and then you will be able to meet Lord Kami."
"I understand." I will only see it after destroying the world, which means that Lord Kami does not exist at all, it is just a background setting!
Mona looked at the smile on Oz's face and felt very upset: "...Do you really understand?"
"Well, I understand. So why did you choose me to be the devil? Do you have any special qualities in me? For example, my father is actually a brave man from the previous generation?" This routine seems to be very popular in the novel.
Speaking of which, when I was playing role-playing with Mitchell, I set the identity of the Demon King as the father of the brave! The ending of the story at that time was really nostalgic - although Mitchell, who played the brave, might not feel nostalgic at all.
"There is no such a strange setting!" Mona said angrily, "And there is no brave! No!"
"So why choose me?"
"I don't know this either. Lord Kami's idea is not something we can imagine."
"That's it..." Oz smiled relaxedly, "So what should I do now?" Anyway, it's nothing, Oz doesn't mind playing games with this little guy for a while.
"It's very simple." Mona opened her mouth wide and reached out to take out a black crystal as big as a palm from her mouth. "You just need to drop blood on this 'Demon King' to complete the contract and become a Demon King!"
Oz looked at the black crystal in Mona's hand in surprise, and then looked at Mona's mouth: "Space Magic!?"
"Young man, sign a contract with me to become a demon king!" Mona held up the black crystal.
Oz looked at Mona who could use space magic, and then looked at the black crystal that obviously exuded magic in Mona's hand. It seemed that something was wrong - things didn't seem to be like a game!
A contract cannot be signed easily! Oz was forced to participate in a death game because he was tampered with the contract in his previous life! Although he survived in the end, it was precisely because of this that Oz knew very well the importance of the contract!
A contract with a text is so important, not to mention that in this world with magic, magic contracts cannot be signed casually!
"... Then what are the benefits of becoming a demon king?" At this time, Oz had already put away his joking mentality.
"Hmph! There are so many benefits!" Mona proudly raised her chest, "When you sign a contract and become a demon king, you can not only gain powerful power, but also gain eternal life, and have the opportunity to advance to a high-level plane to become a great existence like Lord Kami!"
Oz: "Your Lord Kami has no background setting, okay? I don't want to be a background setting!"
"No disrespect to Lord Kami!"
"Oh~" Oz sighed, "Forget it, I'm not interested in becoming a demon."
"Hey!! How can this be done!" Mona shouted in surprise, "But you are the devil chosen by Lord Kami!"
Seeing that Mona seemed not ready to give up, Oz couldn't help but frown: "I said, I just want to live a life of eating, drinking, waiting for death, and not at all interested in destroying the world!"
Mona: "Young man, as long as you sign a contract with me, your wish will come true immediately!"
"I don't understand the connection between the Demon King and the life of eating, drinking and waiting for death."
"Don't the devil in the orthodox setting stays at home in the castle and doesn't go out all day?" Mona explained seriously, "No work is needed, nothing is needed. She can reach out to eat and open her mouth. And there will be no thieves, robbers and other people who come to seek death. Only the devil collects protection fees from others, and no one will collect protection fees from the devil! Boy, isn't this the life you want to live?"
Oz was stunned: "So the Demon Kings are all squatting at home?"
Mona waved her hands actively and shouted: "That's right! Boy! In order to live such a happy family life, sign a contract with me and become the devil!"
Oz: "I refuse!"
Mona: "…"
Oz: "…"
The two were silent for a while, and Mona suddenly shouted: "Huh? Why!?"
"Hey..." Oz sighed, "Why don't you understand? Now even the magic girl knows that contracts cannot be signed casually! Who will sign such a suspicious contract??"
Mona looked puzzled: "Huh? Where is suspicious?"
Oz: "It's very suspicious from beginning to end! It looks like a suspicious salesman doing a cheating and selling! I always feel that after signing this suspicious contract, I will die after two chapters!"
"Salesman? Please don't compare Mona with the kind of waste that has to wait until the end to successfully sign a contract with the goal!"
"Although I don't quite understand who the waste you are referring to, I'm very clear to you that I'm not interested in this contract at all!"
"Uh... don't say that..." Mona still seemed unwilling to give up.
When Oz saw that Mona seemed to be silly, a dangerous smile appeared on his face: "Do you know how Cupi died?"
Mona felt a sense of danger from the smile on Oz's face: "What are you going to do?"
Oz smiled brightly!
Chapter completed!