Chapter 427: Alternative Wars with Heavy Taste
Han Xiong took several deep breaths, suppressed his urge to vomit, and then said bitterly: "Some of them are right, and there are also some who sell vegetables. Maybe someone really wants to eat this. Especially the little Taohong, who is said to be the most popular lady in Yijun County ten years ago, and now the madam in the brothel."
Following Han Xiong's gaze, I couldn't help but take a breath. This woman with makeup and powder is about 1.6 meters tall, but her bust and hips are definitely more than 1.8 meters long. I have to admire some men with special preferences. The taste is not something that a gentleman like me can accept.
"Who did this?" I suppressed the discomfort in my heart and continued to look at these qualified and top-quality moments. I was angry again, pointing to an old man with snow-white hair and bald head, with a strange white hair floating in the wind, and a bamboo sticking in his hand, tremblingly standing.
That's right, it's the old man, his chin is long and his beard is swinging with white beard and white hair, as if he is shooting a puffering advertisement. The moment he saw this old man, my young master's eyes almost lost. It's a man.
"Young Master, it's not that the young man is not dedicated to his heart, but that... it's so difficult to find a woman like this. When this old man heard that Yu could get twenty coins of money, he had to come to him. The young man had no choice but to..." Li Yuanfang said with a sad face: "But this old man said..."
After hearing what Li Yuanfang said in my ear, I jumped back three feet at Bolt's speed. Nima's, super old rabbit, and they are all seventy and eighty years old. They actually have this hobby. They ran to the brothel to find a strong attack. As a result, when they heard such a good thing, the old man immediately pulled Li Yuanfang to death and strongly demanded to join the team.
Sister Qingxia, hiding in the front hall, was already lying on the floor with a smile, her pretty face turned red, Han Shiye was almost crazy, well, she kept pounding her belly and hitting her head next to her.
The taste is too heavy. This young master stood ten steps away from the old rabbit and took a few fresh breaths. He rushed to this best woman in Yijun County and showed the most gentlemanly smile. Shenzhen丨Breathing, imagination is really nothing. Everything in the eyes is illusory. They are all wearing human skin masks.
"Everyone, I believe you know why I came to you, right? Well, it's very simple. Let you help, stand on the top of the city and shout to the government army opposite. Of course, the content of the call is provided by me, but in addition to shouting, you must... well, the sound and the sound must be loud enough. As long as you finish the day, each person will be twenty cents of money, are you willing?"
"What the young master said, I am willing to come here. Your army will keep our Yijun County safe. Our sisters are all from Yijun, so we must also contribute to Yijun." He is worthy of being the madam in the brothel, at least he is still listening.
Anyway, after making some explanation, I stuffed two pieces of paper to Han Xiong and Li Yuanfang, asking them to teach these guys to learn to say the above words, and then flashed the person as fast as possible. Well, staying here feels like living in a horror movie world, and my sister Qingxia is still happy, but at this moment, this girl is still laughing, her pretty face is blushing, and her eyes are as charming as silk.
"Young Master, you haven't disgusted Wei Xuan yet, but you and them are so disgusting." Sister Qingxia leaned softly in my arms and smiled.
"It's enough, that's enough." This young master poked half of his head out of the room. Well, the guards were all standing against the wall, either admiring the clouds in the world or counting the ants under his feet. It seemed that these guys were also disgusted.
"You said, if I lead the troops to fight one day, I will tell these soldiers that if they lose, I will let these women and the old man put them in the military camp together with them as punishment. What do you think?" I said in Sister Qingxia's ear with gloating.
Sister Qingxia spat lightly and said with laughter and cry, "Young master, can you make less trouble? If you really want to do that, I suspect they will cause a mutiny before the war begins."
"That's right, just take it away, that old boy Wei Xuan, just do it. If you really want to put it in the military camp, it would be strange if you don't have nightmares every day." This young master touched his chin and couldn't help but give up this idea with regret.
The next day, my young master had already arrived at the city south of Yijun County, admiring the court officials who had already begun to line up outside the city. The old man Wei Xuan was sitting on the back of his mount and looking towards the county town.
Last night, I sent someone to shoot a letter to Wei Xuan. The general idea is that Wei Xuan, since you are so humiliating, so good, tomorrow morning, we will come and divide the level. Therefore, Wei Xuan and the court 20,000 soldiers were waiting in full force, and lined up at 220 steps from the city. This distance was exactly outside the attack range of the stone thrower.
It seemed that the officers and soldiers had already seen the abnormal movements on the top of the city, and they all cheered up and looked at us curiously.
After the ten people in the entertainment industry who had already prepared their work stood above the city, I took a deep breath, picked up the copper trumpet and shouted at the city: "General Wei, I am Changsun Wuji, I have something to say to you, please come close to the previous statement. Don't worry, I, Changsun Wuji, swear in the name of my ancestors and ancestors, that during the speech, I will never harm you."
Suddenly, the government army opposite had a small commotion, but the old man Wei Xuan did not get close. Well, if he didn't get close, the effect would be really impossible. The main reason was that their scary faces could only scare us. In that case, everything that I did would become a blind man who would light the lamp in vain.
I raised the bronze trumpet again and yelled: "Of course, if General Wei can't even believe this, then forget it, just take your troops back to Chang'an for retirement."
"Chunsun, please wait. I have been in the army for decades, where can I dare not go? Just wait, I want to see what tricks you can do." Well, older people are most afraid of others saying that they are old, especially those who are dissatisfied with the older they are, the more prone they are prone to provocation, so Wei Xuan was immediately deceived.
In a rage, Wei Xuan led 500 cavalry toward the city gate, and finally stopped at fifty points away from the city gate. He stopped the horse and stopped the reins. Wei Xuan, wrapped in thick light armor, raised his white eyebrows and shouted sternly. "Where is Changsun's son?"
"General Wei is indeed getting stronger and stronger. Even the call is so full of energy. Wuji admires it." This young master continued to pick up the bronze trumpet and smiled. "Yesterday, General Han Xiong, the general under Wuji, received the gift from General Wei, you... I was really angry at that time."
"Hahaha...why? Since you can still get angry, then come out and fight to the death with me. Otherwise, don't think you are a man." Wei Xuan couldn't help but smiled proudly.
"I have read the letter you wrote by General Wei. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, I really didn't expect that you are not only stronger, but also have other interests. It really makes juniors like Wuji very awe..." This young master shook his head and said with a very emotional look.
"Wuji, what do you mean?" Wei Xuan had a series of questions on his forehead, looking puzzled. Well, the old guy hasn't forgotten yet, so he can still remember what he wrote, but the problem is that this guy can't understand why I said that.
I was fooled. I laughed twice, then waved my hand to the side, and with a swish, there were about ten women with unique qualities that made people feel like they were watching ghost movies in broad daylight. Uh, an old rabbit appeared in the depression of the female wall of the city wall.
They all raised their heads to Wei Xuan under the city wall: "I will meet my husband..."
In an instant, the city was silent. Uh, there seemed to be a sound of heavy objects falling to the ground and the sound of weapons hitting each other. I quickly stretched out my head and saw that the five hundred elite soldiers under the city had their mouths turned into hippos, their eyes turned into big-eyed goldfish, and several other weapons in the hands of the cavalry fell under the horse without reacting.
Not to mention them, even the guards on the city were as if they had seen a ghost, and they were dumbfounded, one and two were like dilapidated stone sculptures erected in front of an ancient tomb.
As for Wei Xuan, his eyes widened, he leaned back as if he had seen a ghost, and then he screamed like a rooster pinched his neck. "What are you calling me?"
"Husband, did you specially send a brocade box to General Han, the city guard of Yijun County yesterday? It contains beautiful new clothes and a letter. As long as General Han can agree to your request..." Fat, super fat, little Taohong, who is at least three or four hundred pounds, said angrily, whispering a pink handkerchief, and kept throwing her eyes.
A few of the light-flavored cavalrymen vomited directly. It seemed that they often could not get the shock and impact of the opposite sex with too heavy taste. Two of them were directly shaken by the lion and fell off the horse... I saw that I laughed and lay on the city wall. Oh, hey, it was so funny.
Not only me, but also several guys all laughed and collapsed on the ground. Fortunately, these guys knew the importance of it, so they gently covered their mouths and kept rubbing their stomachs. Even Sister Qingxia burst into tears.
But Xiao Taohong was not ashamed, but proud. Her gentle voice as if she was a yellow oriole, she told the story to the spectators under the city.
Well, it's very simple. It means that General Wei Xuanwei has been out for many days and is very idle, so idle that he feels sore and itchy. One day, while sieging the city, he accidentally saw a middle-aged and elderly woman going to work on the city wall to work. He was shocked, thinking about it day and night, tossing and turning.
In the end, General Wei, who could not bear the pain of lovesickness, could not help but decide to write a letter to General Han Xiong, who was guarding Yijun County. The request was very simple. I hope that Han Xiong could hand over the middle-aged and elderly woman he had always dreamed of to satisfy General Wei Xuan's wishes and allow Wei Xuan to join hands with the middle-aged and elderly woman in the evening.
Chapter completed!