Chapter 178 Impromptu Magic
The emperor is playing with dragons and phoenixes. Liu Laoliu is also an emperor-level figure, but when he says this, I feel like a hooligan acts like a gangster. It’s a great man who says it well. If you don’t find a partner for marriage, you are a hooligan. Why don’t I have a leader like Liu Laoliu?
In this turbulent autumn, I had another task invisibly. I couldn't help but say dissatisfied: "You gods are all from humans, why can't humans and gods intermarry?"
Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "This matter is complicated. You must know that Gods are not all broad-minded. They have suffered a lot as a god. Otherwise, they would not want to see someone who has reached the sky in one step just because they marry a fairy or a god. It is hard to say if they go deeper."
I said, "This can avoid the appearance of the second generation of God. It seems that the words "Male God and Goddess" were invented very well." I pointed to Yang Jian and said, "Then you are not only the second generation of God, but also a male god!"
The doll smiled and said, "He is mainly Lula's male god."
Liu Laoliu said inexplicably: "Who is Lula?"
I said to him, "Your nephew also hooked up with a woman, don't you know yet?"
Yang Jian immediately said: "What are you talking nonsense? When did I hook up with her? Besides, she is not..."
This is Yang Jian's phone ringing. I glanced at it and saw that it was Lula calling. Yang Jian looked embarrassed and started to do something.
I said, "You answer, why are you panic if you don't have any ghosts in your heart?"
Yang Jian had no choice but to answer the phone, and then he heard Lula say directly there: "Yang Jian, we have to meet as soon as possible. I have something to say to you-in fact, you should understand what I want to say, right?"
Yang Jian said, "I don't understand." He probably didn't pretend to be a pretentious person. He always thought that Lula liked women.
Lula continued to open the way and said straight to the point: "I found out that I am not a lover of the same surname, I have feelings for you!"
Yang Jian's temples were sweating, and Liu Laoliu pretended to cover his face and said, "Oh, the girl now is so fierce!"
Yang Jian stammered, "Don't call me, it's impossible between us!" He hung up the phone in panic, and Liu Laoliu stared at him for a while and said, "Erlang, you can't have anything else!"
Yang Jian said decisively: "How could something happen to me? I don't like her at all!"
Lao Yan said lightly: "I heard that it's fake."
Liu Laoliu waved his hand in frustration and said, "Whatever, I don't bite you if I have too many lice-" He said to Lao Yan, "Are we considering recruiting a group of fairies? Without women, we can't retain talents!"
Finally, Liu Laoliu said to Mo Liqing: "I'll give you a while to think about it. Give up the position of God is not a trivial matter."
Mo Liqing nodded as if lost...
Since Mo Liqing will not leave for the time being, the three kings cannot delay. Doll and I decided to send them away late that night, and the location is still on the rooftop of the building.
Mo Lihai and others sorted out their armor and checked their magic weapons. Mo Lishou also brought a few eggs to eat on the Zijinlong Road. Mo Liqing reminded this and that while reminding him, it was actually nonsense. The four brothers were at a loss when they were facing a long separation.
Mo Lihong couldn't help but say, "Second brother, are you really not going to follow us?"
Mo Lishou said: "Don't make things difficult for me, have you all agreed?"
Mo Liqing's eyes turned red and said, "Brothers, our brotherhood is more important than anything else, but the mother and daughter need me more, so I can only ask you to fulfill it."
Mo Lihai said: "If you don't have a good time in the world, come back!" He said to me again, "Xiaoqiang, my second brother will ask you in the future."
I said solemnly: "Don't worry, if you have something to eat, you will never be hungry!" After that, I felt that I was reckless. Mo Liqing is much richer than me now!
Mo Liqing handed to Mo Lihai with the armor and Qingfeng sword he had worn before, saying, "Please take these things back to heaven, too."
Mo Lihai hesitated for a moment and said, "You should keep it as a souvenir."
The baby in the heavenly world squatted beside him and said listlessly: "What else do you have to say at once? Alas, I really don't like giving it to others like this."
Mo Lihai waved his hand and said, "I won't say anything. No matter how much I say, I have to leave, I will leave. Second brother, take care of you!"
Mo Liqing held back her tears and said, "You guys are the same!"
The four brothers suddenly hugged each other and cried, and I wiped my tears and said, "A good table of mahjong can only fight against the Landlord!"
The doll stood up and sent the emotional coins to the three heavenly kings. Their bodies gradually floated up. Mo Liqing had to let go of his hand and continued to look up. Soon Mo Lihai and others disappeared into the night sky.
Mo Liqing stood quietly, and I said carefully, "Second brother, let's go down too." Mo Liqing nodded in dismay, followed me and the baby down the corridor.
I said, "Second brother, go to the house and sit down."
Mo Liqing said: "No, Feifei said that she would wait for me to go back no matter how late it is today. If it is too late, the little girl will lose her energy in piano class tomorrow - in fact, she doesn't like playing the piano at all, so I have to talk to her mother!"
I said, "Well, if it doesn't make sense, please take Ao Bing as an example. It's terrible that a child who has been suppressed since childhood grows up."...
Before I could catch my breath, the hot girl chased after me. This girl was working hard for you when she was doing things for you, and it was not a big mistake for people to keep an eye on you like being guarded against thieves.
I smiled bitterly and said, "Grandma, I will definitely do your business for you tomorrow."
The hot girl said, "Where do we meet?"
"People's Park"
"good!"
The next day I went to find Bai Jin'er in advance. She and Huang Feng Monster had already installed the flip boards, just in the open space behind the maze world.
I told her, "You try the effect first."
Bai Jin'er took out a small remote control and pressed it on the open space. Two huge flip boards "bang" and flipped over them, causing the soil and rocks to fly.
I worried, "This is too much noise, right?"
The doll said, "It doesn't matter, it's just a red cloth."
"Yeah." I nodded, "It seems that red cloth is an indispensable prop for magicians. "I asked Bai Jin'er, "Do you have red cloth big enough?"
Bai Jin'er shook her head.
I quickly called the hot girl: "When you came, you put on the red cloth I used last time!"
Hot girl: "…"
Seeing that there was no one around, I first asked the doll to place the already shrinkable car in the precise position and then enlarge it, fix it with various wire nails, and then use a broom to smooth the gap left by flipping.
The hot girl arrived in a hurry with a red cloth.
I said while giving the red cloth to the car cover, "Actually, this magic is nothing special, you should have thought of it too, right?" I had to give her a vaccination in advance. The hot girl said, "If you want to change a car or not, I have at least several ways, but I can't figure it out under the circumstances at that time."
"Then look--" I finished laying the red cloth and jumped a few meters behind the car, took out the remote control and pressed it, and heard a loud "boom" inside the red cloth, and the car disappeared in a twist.
The hot girl was stunned on the side and said casually: "Are you pretending to be flipped down?"
I smiled and said, "Did you see it all?"
The hot girl walked up and lifted the red cloth. The marks on the floor were filled with flip-flops and caught her eyes. The hot girl stomped her feet on it, with a dull echo...
I feel embarrassed when the magic has changed to this point. The hot girl looked up and asked me: "You didn't change like this last time!"
I stammered: "The cost is different, the fineness is also different. This time I just want to show you something."
The hot girl said, "You don't have to cover the red cloth anymore, just change it back like this."
"Oh, OK." I pressed the remote control again, and the car under the flip board twisted and the boss was overturned reluctantly because the car body was heavy and the wire on a wheel was broken, and then it stopped to the ground diagonally.
The hot girl couldn't believe it: "Is this the principle of your magic?"
I spread my hands and said, "What do you think? Didn't your master say that the more impossible the magic seems, the simpler the reason. Is there any other way besides installing a flip board?"
"It's true that I guess..." The hot girl murmured to herself, she looked a little happy and disappointed, and then she said, "But last time I carefully checked the place where you used magic, there was absolutely no flip, and isn't your magic improvisation?"
I pretended to be profound and said, "As a magician, do you believe in improvisational magic? That's just a fool to the audience. As for flip-flops, as long as you are willing to spend money, you will naturally be able to see no traces. I said this time to demonstrate the principle to you, so I didn't do it well."
The hot girl hesitated and said, "Aren't you lying to me?"
"Absolutely not!" I swear.
The hot girl suddenly said, "No! Since you are unwilling to be a magician, why do you spend money on this magic? If it is for hype, you really disappeared later." This girl is not stupid, and she immediately found the key to the problem.
I said vaguely: "I originally wanted to hype, but later I found that being a magician is still slow to make money, so I found a better money-making project-" As I said that, I hugged the doll and said, "You can tell how young and beautiful my horse is now."
The doll wrapped her hand around my waist and tried hard to pretend to be like a little vixen. In fact, she was pinching the flesh behind me...
The hot girl stared at me suspiciously for a long time, and finally concluded: "You are still lying to me!"
Bai Jin'er echoed, "Our boss is actually not short of money, he opened this maze world."
The hot girl said: "Second second generation?"
I bit the bullet and said, "Well, the rich second generation!" I didn't know if my dad sneezes on the construction site.
The hot girl then said a little cheerful: "So that's the case, the agreement between us is completed."
I waved goodbye to her and said, "You must develop well. Actually, I love watching you very much-" I glanced at her full chest and added a few words indifferently, "Magic!"
Chapter completed!