Chapter 5 Demons Dance (Part 2)
Bu Yique grabbed it and thought about it, then nodded suddenly and said, "Well, I'm a little hungry after working for most of the day, hey! I heard from the master that this area has a very famous grain noodles, and the noodles are mixed with white flour!"
After he said this, the greed in my stomach became even more reckless. The grain noodles I ate in Shibali Village before were all black pure grains. I didn’t expect there was white flour here. If I could have three big bowls...tsk tsk~~
But I immediately realized a realistic issue that I had to consider, that is...
I shook my hand and held my face and said, "Anyone who lacks it, I'm not afraid of you making fun of it. My brother only has three cents of money. Now I have to buy a bun and return half of it to others. You see, if I have a loose hand, I will definitely be rich after finding my master-"
Before I could finish my words, Bu Yique's big black face suddenly became angry and said in great dissatisfaction: "Seventh day of the lunar month! Do you not treat me Bu Yique as a brother? If you are brothers, don't talk about whether you are not rich. Besides, you saved me just now, otherwise I might die in it. Even if you don't say these words from heretics, we, Maoshan, Laoshan, are both cultivators, and being able to meet each other may be a fate. Don't say anything, brother will take you to eat mixed grain noodles!"
At the end, Bu Yique insisted on slapping his breasts, making a "slap" sound. It seemed that if I had any doubts, he would be ready to dig out his heart for me to see. I was able to meet such honest and honest people in the seventh day of the lunar month, maybe it was my blessing after my luck. These words made me feel warm in my heart, but what I said before was to give a good reward to find my master is just a swollen face and I should know that my master doesn't even have a valuable thing on me, and I am not as rich as my body...
We immediately touched and finally sat down in front of a tent stall at the entrance of a big alley. A tent stall was hung high with four bold characters written on it: Wang Sifang Ji
"Cough cough... do you want noodles, two little brothers?" A tall and thin man in a long blue gown walked slowly to us. He couldn't help but cough twice, and then asked with a smile, but his voice was hoarse and low, as if his cough was very serious.
Oh no wonder, people nowadays are not allowed to work hard to make a living, so they have to make a living, let alone such a big noodle stall.
I turned around and saw a big bamboo chair next to the two boilers. A fat and clean young woman lay lazily on it. When I accidentally saw her face, I was slightly shocked. Why are there anyone so thick dresses so late? The face of this fat woman seemed to be covered with a thick layer of white flour, which was so white that it made people feel a little slim. But I smiled in my heart. My husband was so sick that he didn't get up to help. Instead, he applied rouge and powder to sleep in. What's the matter?
"Um!" I was just looking at the fat woman, but the woman's squinting eyes suddenly opened, and her black eyes glared at me fiercely, and then slowly calmed down. The corners of her mouth curled a smile at me. I felt panic, and hurriedly thrust backwards, moving my head back little by little.
"Two big bowls of mixed grain noodles, um." Bu Yique said to the tall and thin man with a smile.
The tall and thin man nodded slowly and said, "Ahem~~~ You can wait a moment, the grain noodles will be ready soon..."
As he said that, the tall and thin man staggered back to the boiler. Taking advantage of this time, I hurriedly whispered to Bu Yique: "Yique, do you think that woman is strange? I just looked at her and still was still in a panic."
"Which woman?" Bu Yique seemed a little curious and immediately turned his head to look at the boiler. I paused when I saw his face, but then turned around and grinned without saying a word.
"Ahem~~~ The grain noodles are coming, two little brothers, eat while it's hot..." Suddenly, the voice of the tall and thin man suddenly rang beside us. I quickly turned my head and saw that he was holding a large bowl of steaming grain noodles in each of his hands.
Although I was shocked by the sudden appearance of the tall and thin man, I was so hungry that I could not stop the dripping water flowing when I saw a large bowl of mixed grain noodles. I didn't care whether he heard us talking about his wife. Anyway, I guessed that the fat woman must be a lazy and fucked vicious woman. I hurriedly took the mixed grain noodles and licked her dry lips with her tongue. I was about to eat it, but I saw Bu Yique sitting in a luminous manner. He didn't take a look at the big bowl of noodles on the table. His gaze was always in the direction behind me, and he seemed to see something.
I wanted to start eating immediately, but after all, the money for this meal was made by Bu Yique, and it was natural that I couldn't save my face if I didn't even move my chopsticks. But my sight was indeed inseparable from this bowl of noodles. Even if I turned around, I was in a state of noodle. I was in a state of noodle.
Bu Yique finally came back to his senses, his face suddenly became happy, and then he murmured: "Master?Master?!Master--"
Master? Bu Yique’s Master? Li Zhengfu?
Since Bu Yique saw his master, if I don’t eat it for a while, his master will inevitably be polite and kind. It’s better to pretend that I didn’t hear it. Let’s take a bite to put my stomach on it. I suddenly picked up a large chopsticks and grain noodles, and my lips and tongue tips came out. Just as the wind was sweeping the clouds, I saw a black thing flashing through my sight and hit my wrist. My teeth tightened, and the humming sound was not even coming from my throat. My hand holding the chopsticks had already taken off the bowl and chopsticks and jumped up from the wooden bench!
That hurts! What I think the most about now is one thing! Oh no! Two things! First, scream in pain, and then find out who threw the small stone, I don't--
I turned around quickly, grinning before I could make a sound, but I was choking in my throat, because I couldn't shout anymore, nor did I dare to shout. Isn't the master who came in front of me like a few years ago?
Who hit me? Master?!
Why is the master dressed up in this outfit? His body is covered with black things, fishy and smelly, and... he also has it on his face. What's going on?
Walking from opposite the master was a tall and thin old man with long hair and hairpin, with black beards. I immediately looked at Bu Yique's face. He was looking at this old man. So that's what... Bu Yique's master Li Zhengfu is him?
But although he was wearing a black shiny dress, he was covered in fishy smell. He was really smelly when he walked with his master. When they met, they didn't say anything, but nodded silently to each other, and then came to our table to stop. The smell of fishy smell...
I quickly covered my nose and said, "Master, have you fallen into the cesspool? Why did you become like this? You should know that you also like neat and clean in daily life. How... "
Unexpectedly, the master's sign-like stare came to me again, and then he whispered: "When is it time for me to be fooled! Sit down and don't move!"
"Oh..." I had to accept it honestly. Anyway, it was common for me to be scolded. Although I was still very hungry, facing such a brilliant master and the Shifang Li Zhengfu who was comparable to each other, I saw that I couldn't eat this bowl of noodles anymore. I immediately put the flowers on the Buddha and pushed the noodles bowl to my master and said with concern: "Master, you must have not eaten yet. Otherwise, you can eat this bowl first, but I haven't moved yet."
I thought that even if the master didn't praise me, he would at least smile and nodded in agreement. However, after he and Li Zhengfu were looking at each other, both of them reached out to cover their chests and made a gesture of vomiting. Now Bu Yique and I were both stunned!
"Ahem~~~What? Is this mixed grain noodles not to everyone's appetite? Why don't I make it again?" Suddenly, the noodle stall owner suddenly appeared aside again, but what he said at this time was obviously a little unhappy. Yes, imagine that when a few people came here, not only did they not eat two bowls of fragrant mixed grain noodles, but they also had two people who retching. Alas! Master is usually a face-loving person, why did he ignore the scene so much at this time?
The master frowned and immediately smiled politely, "I laughed at you, and the noodles are very fragrant and very good. We still need two more bowls. How can these two bowls be enough for the four of us to eat? Haha!"
Master actually laughed at people for no reason. Why did I find that Master is getting worse and wrong? This is not like his usual style!
"Cough cough~~~" The noodle stall owner didn't say anything, and then he coughed twice and turned back to the boiler to prepare the mixed grain noodles.
Master and Li Zhengfu suddenly sat down on both sides of us. Li Zhengfu looked around with sharp eyes, and then whispered cautiously: "Fellow Daoist Yang, the time is about to pass, and we are afraid that we don't have much time left. Now we have already made our way. Our biggest reliance at the moment is the Vajra Evil Suppression Talisman!"
Li Zhengfu and his master's faces were extremely cautious and nervous. I was a little confused for a moment. I didn't understand what they said at all. I hurriedly looked at Bu Yique. Unexpectedly, he and I were all the same guys, sitting there blankly.
The master nodded immediately and said, "No matter whether success or failure, we practitioners must practice the way for heaven and subdue demons and demons!"
In a blink of an eye, the master seemed to look at Li Zhengfu meaningfully, and said firmly: "Fellow Daoist Li, the 'Vajra Three-Section Formation' can exert its maximum power and requires your purest and most yang Yuangang Sword as the array guide. This... thank you for your hard work!"
Hey! I looked back at the noodle stall owner with a strange look. He made noodles so quickly before and then served them on the table in a blink of an eye. Why are you still sluggish in front of the boiler so soon? And... I didn't see the flames in his boiler at all!
I couldn't understand the heavenly book chat with Master and Master Li Zhengfu, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Master, what's wrong with you? I've never seen you so nervous, and I didn't even break the formation last time. Isn't this just having a meal? You are..."
I thought my master was helping Master Li Zhengfu catch the spiritual treasure, but the master glared and scolded in a low voice: "The little brat is still obsessed! Look at what is written on that Cai Maozi?!"
I followed the master's instructions and immediately said with a smile: "Wang Sifang Ji... Huh? Why doesn't the word "face" look like "face"?"
The master immediately shook his head and sighed, "What 'face'?! That's the word 'hundred'! Those four words are 'a hundred sacrifices for vain'!"
I couldn't laugh immediately, and looked at Cai Maozi again, and my breathing was a little short, "'Wang Si'... die in vain... 'Hundred Records'... 100 Sacrifices! 100 Sacrifices?!"
Chapter completed!