023 The value of money lies in consumption, saving money cannot buy a daughter-in-law
Set out in the dark early morning, running in the rushing rain, crawling on the muddy land, jumping into the cold river, climbing up the steep tall buildings, being attacked by monsters, fighting with the enemy, and then carrying the injured comrades back under the bloody sun - this is definitely the most perfect romance for men, but unfortunately, this is just the dream of ancient iron men.
The so-called "dream" is unrealistic. Gu Tie enjoys the beginning of romance and the romantic process, but does not enjoy the end of romance. The rain in the morning has stopped, but the clouds have not dissipated, and there is no red sun. In the wet and dim ruins forest, a sandstorm is sitting on a stone and eating canned meat and compressed biscuits to supplement the physical energy consumed last night. She was basically not seriously injured, the worst time was two hours ago, when the weak armor on the inner side of her calf was accidentally hit by a spike. However, she didn't care at all. She pulled out the spike and rushed towards the insect monster player who shot the spike, and removed the poor guy from eight pieces.
Since then, the sandstorm has never suffered any more serious injuries and does not need Gu Tie's support.
Next to the sandstorm, Blue Dragon was bandaging the wound on Redstone. Redstone had just fought with a robot player, but he was so excited that he lost his mind and actually took off his jet backpack as a meteor hammer. As a result, the jet backpack exploded, the robot player was killed, and Redstone was slightly injured, and it was obvious that he didn't need support. Even if he had to carry it, it was not the turn of Gu Tie.
Gu Tie is not as thick as a arm of Hongshi. Was he going to carry a finger of Hongshi?
Blue Dragon used heavy weapons to kill all sides last night, demolished seven or eight buildings, overturned four or five caves, and was also stolen by the enemy. He was bombed by spore bombs, bombarded by energy, chased by tracking missiles... Anyway, his firepower was the most fierce, he attracted the most hatred, and he suffered the most fierce attacks. However, this veteran was really hard-working and could avoid fatal danger every time. There were many scratches, burn marks and acid corrosion marks on his armor, but they were not serious. There was still a quarter of the fuel left in his flight backpack, which was enough to fly back to the shelter from here, and even if he was injured, he didn't need Gu Tie to carry it.
Gu Tie was sitting on the stone opposite the sandstorm, eating it boringly with canned meat. Not long ago, the target No. 051 fell down. After careful calculation, he solved 35 targets this time and went around 24 battlefields. The first was missiles bombarding the army of the Heart-Slayer. More than ten heads were collected at once, and the next twenty-three battles were all one head at a time. Each battle was smooth, but it was really hard to run. In order to avoid out-of-stop troubles, they had to frequently avoid lurking players and wandering monsters. The only way was to keep taking a long way. On average, he had to run five or six kilometers every time he rushed to the field.
After more than twenty times, he ran about 130 kilometers, which was longer than a three-fold marathon. If it weren't for the "Speed Skill" taught by Ashes, he would never have completed this battle. Even with the Scheme, he was still tired. His waist was as stiff as wood, and his legs were sore and painful. He did not dare to stand on tiptoe. This would definitely cause cramps in the calf. Because of excessive fatigue, he lost his appetite. Canned meat was originally his favorite, but now he didn't taste any taste. Fortunately, he understood that he had to try his best to intake nutrients and energy, otherwise he really wanted to imitate those spoiled children and picky food.
Sandstorm noticed Gu Tie's listlessness and asked, "Don't you want to eat canned food?"
"No." Gu Tie denied it all, but then realized that this answer could not be hidden from his smart teammates, so he said, "It just felt that its protein content was not high enough and it didn't taste very good, such as this..." He saw a bug similar to a cucumber on the grass next to him, so he picked up his phone to scan it. The protein content was 80%, and the rest could be eaten. He immediately grabbed the bug with his psychic hand, twisted his head and stuffed his body into his mouth, and chewed it down. The insect tasted strange, and the chewed taste was like hard plastic, and several legs were still twitching in his mouth. The taste was initially a strong earthy smell, but chewing it for a few more bites, and it gradually felt delicious, a bit like roasted chicken overnight, and it was not roasted and salted.
Gu Tie swallowed a mouthful of 'raw and cold roasted chicken' and smiled and said, "I like this high-protein one.
The sandstorm was stunned, and Hongshi and Lanlong were also stunned. In fact, the "raw and cold roasted chicken" was not as delicious as canned beef, but when he saw the stunned eyes of his companions, Gu Tie felt superiority in his heart and felt more respectful. He grabbed the same insect, twisted his head and ate it hard. A poor insect leg stuck to his lips, and was still twitching.
Vanity is the original sin, but the original sin also represents the driving force, such as indulgence, greed, gluttony, etc. Under the impetus of vanity, Gutie overcomes the lack of appetite caused by fatigue, opens his mouth and starts to eat it fiercely, like a crasshop, a worm like a snail, a lizard that comes out to relax after the rain, a snake chasing the frog and a frog being chased...
Before he knew it, Gu Tie was full and full of food. He took a grass stem and picked up the gaps between his teeth while checking last night's brilliant record. Five kills were just a little bit. The bonus plus an additional reward was only more than 18,000 star diamonds. The big benefit came from assists, and he was the team leader. All kills in the team mission were considered his assists, even if he was useless. So he had a full 30 assists. Although the assists were not much, usually only more than 700, the more than 100, and the less than 5 and 600, the bonuses of 30 assists combined reached more than 21,000 star diamonds. The two bonuses were just over 40,000 star diamonds.
I am really tired, but when I think of such a large income, Gu Tie smiled with relief.
When the sandstorm came back to his senses, he saw Gu Tie smirking with a happy face, and he also took out his personal terminal to calculate the record. She got 6 heads, and the kill bonus was more than Gu Tie, but the assists were less, and there were about 30,000 star diamonds in total. She felt very satisfied. Although her income was not as exaggerated as the previous night, her equipment was almost damaged, and there was no loss of weapons and drugs, and she was almost a net profit.
Redstone and Blue Dragon also began to calculate income. The former got 5 heads, with a total income of nearly 30,000, while the latter got 7 heads, with a total income of more than 30,000. The amount looked quite pleasing to the eye, but considering their military expenditure, the net income was not much anticipated. Redstone used the jet pack as a meteor hammer, and Blue Dragon used a large number of rockets, sniper bullets and machine cannon bullets. However, these two big men were manly enough, and they both considered the profit at all. They did not lose money in total, and they laughed happily.
"What are you all planning to buy?" Gu Tie asked with a smile.
Redstone patted the cracks all over the arm cannon. He smiled and said, "Buy a stronger guy."
"With your fucking, just buy an artificial diamond hammer, which can't be broken no matter how hard it is." Lan Long said.
"It makes sense, I will get an artificial diamond arm cannon." Hongshi said with a smile.
Lan Long was stunned for a moment and laughed: "It makes sense. Then I also use a diamond sniper rifle. I usually use it as a gun, and when I feel unhappy, I smash it as a hammer. The brains are squirting all over the floor." He was just joking, but Hongshi heard it very vigorously and asked intently if there is a diamond sniper rifle, which is usually used as a gun, and can also be smashed as a hammer.
The sandstorm didn't say anything, thinking while eating. Gu Tie asked curiously: "What do you want to buy?"
"There is nothing to buy for the moment." Sandstorm pondered for a while before saying, "Let's see what you can buy."
"That's right." Gu Tie said with a smile: "I personally feel that Hongbai should be here now, one hundred star diamonds."
As soon as he finished speaking, a small fire truck flew out of the deep forest. Hongbai poked his little head out of the car window, squinted his little eyes and grinned with his pink mouth, smiling like a rose. The sandstorm, Hongshi and Lanlong were stunned and looked at Gu Tie and then Hongbai. He thought with awe: "It turns out that he is worthy of being Mr. Tie, and he will respond to his requests when summoning Terra."
Gu Tie waved his hand carelessly and said with a smile: "Come here and let your brother touch his head."
The small fire truck accelerated and rushed to Gu Tie. Hongbai rushed out of the car like a puppy. He rolled into Gu Tie's arms and hugged his neck, rubbed his fleshy little face hard on his face, and his tail shook like an electric fan. Gu Tie touched her little head, rubbed it a few more times, and then took out his phone and let her brush the star diamond.
Hongbai took out the card swiper and swiped away 100 star diamonds, calling for a more enthusiastic call.
Gu Tie looked very cute, so he kissed her on her little nose and on her left and right face.
A seductive blush appeared on the red and white face, and shyly raised the card swipe again, and said in a slight voice: "Teach and tip."
"How many?" Gu Tie asked amused and crying.
Hongbai blinked his little eyes and thought for a while, twisted his little body and hummed: "No matter, I have to tip anyway."
Gu Tie was happy as soon as he saw it and said with a smile: "Okay, kiss the 5-star diamond. My brother just kissed it three times, 15-star diamonds."
"15 star diamonds?" Hongbai felt that there was little, frowned and thought for a while, and said crisply: "Add seven more times to make up for 50 star diamonds."
"Uh, I'll send you twice if I kiss you ten times, and then I'll kiss you nine times." Gu Tie said.
"Well, kiss it ten times and send it to you once, brother will kiss it eight more times." Hongbai said with his little eyes.
Without saying a word, Gu Tie hugged Hongbai and kissed Hongbai all over, making Hongbai's face, forehead and nose full of saliva, and then let Hongbai brush another 50 star diamonds. Hongbai was so happy that he smiled and squinted his little eyes, not caring that his little face was only worth 50 star diamonds. Gu Tie looked at Hongbai, then looked at the small fire truck, and suddenly said: "Hongbai, is there a chance to work?"
Hongbai's little eyes lit up, and his tail suddenly stood straight, and he said in high spirits: "Hongbai is the most diligent."
"If Hongbai sends us back, you can get 500 star diamonds." Gu Tie said with a smile.
He was not idle and bored to coax Hongbai to play, but he really didn't want to walk back. He was running outside for most of the night, and naturally he was getting farther and farther away from the shelter. He didn't know how far he was here to shelter, but he definitely didn't want to walk back. Hongbai blinked his little eyes and looked at Gu Tie, then at the sandstorm, and said crisply: "One person is 500, the big man should double, and the super big man should be 4 times."
Gu Tie didn't understand and asked in confusion: "How come one is made of a huge one?"
Hongbai stood on Gu Tie's thighs, tiptoed and looked at Gu Tie's forehead, as if he was getting taller. Gu Tie had some guesses and asked tentatively: "You are the standard person, Sandstorm and I are big people, 1,000 star diamonds, Redstone and Blue Dragon are super big people, 2,000 star diamonds, are they super big people?" Hongbai shook his little head and said crisply: "Brother Gu Tie is a big person, they are all super big people."
The sandstorm, Lan Long and Hongshi suddenly laughed. Gu Tie was very depressed and picked up Hongbai and put it on the ground. He stood up and said in a deep voice: "Pack up and run back." Hongbai was anxious at a glance, and hugged Gu Tie's thighs, opened his watery little eyes and looked up at him. He shook his tail attentively and shouted: "The price is easy to discuss, the price is easy to discuss, Hongbai will give Gu Tie a discount."
"How much?" Gu Tie asked with a cold face.
"Ninety-five off." Hongbai said.
Gu Tie immediately said in a deep voice: "Brothers, prepare for running."
"Ninety-twenty-five, no less," said Hongbai.
Gu Tie didn't say anything and ran towards the direction he had come before. Hongbai hugged Gu Tie's legs like a koala, wrapped them tightly, and shouted with his round eyes: "Okay, okay. Give Brother Gu Tie 85% off. Although Gu Tie is Hongbai's brother... Wow, Gu Tie is very hard to fight, okay. Hongbai will give Gu Tie a little more discount, so that Gu Tie can buy supplements, 20% off... Well, Gu Tie has spent a lot of bullets and needs to spend star diamonds to supply ammunition. Hongbai will give Gu Tie some concessions, 30% off... Wow, Gu Tie is also an old customer, Hongbai will give Gu Tie some big discounts. 60% off. An unprecedented 60% off, jumping off the property price. A big sale at a loss... Wow, Gu Tie is too much..."
Hongbai said as he cried. Gu Tie heard that the sound was wrong. He looked down and found that Hongbai was actually crying. He had wet tears in his little eyes, and two crystal tears rolled out from the corners of his eyes. Gu Tie sighed helplessly, stopped and hugged Hongbai in his arms, kissed the tears on her face, and blamed softly: "You, do you have to cry for hundreds of star diamonds?"
"Star Diamond Rescue is Hongbai's lifeblood. It's so heartbreaking to make less money." Hongbai choked and hummed.
Gu Tie sighed, "Well, if I am a huge person and the three of them are big people, then we will make a deal."
Hongbai calculated the accounts with his little paws, and then covered his little face and cried loudly, tears flowing out. Gu Tie sighed again: "Oh, there are 40,000 star diamonds in my account. If Hongbai sends us back, I will use them to rent weapons and vending machines." Sandstorm also came up and said: "I just happened to enchant this piece of equipment, if Terra can send us back."
Lan Long patted the cannon and said with a smile: "I am planning to replace this cannon with a lighter and stronger nano-carbon fiber cannon barrel."
Hongshi also smiled and said, "I want to make an artificial diamond arm cannon, and it will cost a lot of star diamonds."
Hongbai secretly connected to the vending machine network system and checked the deposits of the Five-Head Dragon Battle Group behind the scenes. Gu Tie's account had more than 40,000, sandstorms, blue dragons, and redstones, and 50,000 robins, totaling nearly 200,000. She stopped crying immediately, wiped away the tears and saliva from her little face, shook her tail and hummed, "Hongbai sent Gu Tie brother and everyone for free."
"Huh, free?" Gu Tie asked.
"Well, but you have to keep your word." Hongbai said.
"It's okay." Gu Tie said indifferently. As a citizen of the Celestial Empire, Gu Tie deeply understood that money was just a number in the bank and would only depreciate continuously. Only by spending and investing money could the value of money be. Because Gu Tie's father opened an account for Gu Tie in 1992, the year when Gu Tie went to kindergarten, and saved 20,000 yuan, intending to let Gu Tie marry his wife in the future. At that time, 20,000 yuan was already a huge sum, enough to buy a wife like a flower. Twenty years later, the 20,000 yuan in this account was still there, but you don't even think about marrying a wife. By the way, Gu Tie would grit his teeth and resent his father whenever he saw 20,000rmb in a yellow passbook, why didn't he buy a child bride?
Seeing Gu Tie agreeing, Hongbai immediately raised his claws and patted him. The small fire truck immediately drove over, she jumped back to the driver's seat, then patted the window, and shouted crisply: "Okay, Brother Gu Tie and everyone get on the bus." Gu Tie looked at the narrow cab and frowned and said: "Hongbai, how can you squeeze a huge person and three big people in such a small place?"
Hongbaiji smiled and raised his claws to point at it: "Brother Gu Tie is sitting on it with everyone?"
Gu Tie looked at the roof of the car, shook his head with a wry smile, and jumped to the car to stand. The sandstorm, Lan Long and Hongshi looked at each other and did not dare to go up. It was not until Hongbai urged him to climb up. The small fire truck was as big as a van, and four people stood on it. Hongbai poked his little head out of the window and looked at the passengers on the back of the car with a smile: "Everyone, we are going to set off soon."
Gu Tie suddenly remembered Qing Liuli who was fooling around for some reason, and hurriedly said, "Hey, hey, wait..."
It was too late, and the small fire truck was swallowed by a ball of black fog that suddenly gu Tie and others were also swallowed by the black fog. For Gu Tie, his eyes were just a flash of coldness, and then he found himself in the dim hall of the shelter. He was still on the back of the small fire truck, the sandstorm was still beside him, holding unfinished biscuits and cans in his hand; Hongshi and Blue Dragon were still behind him, pushing each other, thinking that the other was too big. Hongbai still kept his little head out of the car window, looking at their cute appearance with a smile. Nothing changed, the only thing that changed was the environment and location.
"This...what is this?" Sandstorm exclaimed in disbelief.
"Asian space travel, we just did an Asian space travel." Hongshi kept exclaiming.
"Fuck the first lady of the Federation to death, it's even more enjoyable than folding and jumping in space." Lan Long also exclaimed with his eyes.
Gu Tie sighed, signaling his companions to get off the car first, and then said to Hongbai: "Let's go back to where we just now."
Hongbai blinked his little eyes and said crisply: "Brother Gu Tie, sandstorm, red stone, blue dragon, are you all here?"
"You have left my devil behind, she is my life." Gu Tie screamed madly.
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ps: Today's two updates, but the second update will be a little late, and it will be after midnight.!~!
Chapter completed!