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021 Grabbing the head is an ordinary player, giving up the head is the high game

"The Head of State is a pure, masculine orthodox heterosexual... orthodox heterosexual... heterosexual..."

"Even if the head of state is doing lily...even if the lily... if the lily..."

"The Head of State wants to find a strong female dragon with a big butt... a strong female dragon with a big butt... a female dragon..."

The echoes kept echoing throughout the square, and it lasted for a while before it calmed down. The square was so noisy that just now, there was no sound of speaking, no footsteps, no engines, and even the sound of the wind stopped. Everyone looked up at Hongbai with wide eyes and tilted their mouths, as if they were born with mental retarded. This is a crazy world, but this world is not without a lower limit. No matter what, a petite and pink little girl should not shout "Not a lily", "pure, masculine and orthodox heterosexual", "can give birth and raise, and is absolutely healthy in body and mind". No matter how you look at it, she is just a little brat, and it is still far from sexual maturity.

If a completely undeveloped ghost shouts "lily", "heterosexual", "having children", then they can still accept it. There is a name that is "premature" which refers to those little ghosts who mature too quickly. In this chaotic and dirty world, all evil can occur. An undeveloped ghost may also experience various evil events, and the sexual consciousness is enlightened in advance, and produce some wonderful ideas. In short, this little ghost is just shouting and screaming, and they can barely accept it and will never be dazed together.

The problem is that this little devil just shouted "Not Lily" or "orthodox heterosexual", and then he turned a sharp turn and shouted "Make Lily" and "Don't look for a small butt" and "want a strong female dragon with a big butt". It was as if a government shouted "My country is a harmonious society. Always adhere to the sustainable development strategy". He immediately continued to shout "If pollution occurs in our country, we must have high-end, fashionable and high-end one day without sunshine, and smog will spread all over the country." Generally speaking, when politicians open their eyes and talk nonsense, they will definitely have some stiffness and stammer. But this little devil is not vague at all, and the front and back are completely seamless.

This transformation is too fast, and it is a legendary "turning around faster than turning over books". If Hongbai is just a little ghost who turns over books and is shameless, they will grit their teeth and endure it. Just like the vast majority of Chinese netizens facing Sister Rong and Sister Feng. Brother Chun and Brother Zeng were disgusted at the beginning, and over time they got used to it. The real core problem is that this little ghost is not a character that only exists on the Internet and TV, but a hero who has just saved the Iron Shield Castle.

Therefore, the Grey Iron Man mercenaries thought remorsefully: "It's so embarrassing that we were defeated by her. It's better to die."

Therefore, the people of Iron Dunbao thought to death with shame: "It is so embarrassing that we were saved by her. It is better to destroy our country."

In this way, the whole square was silent. Nearly ten thousand people were motionless like puppets. Hongbai noticed the delicate atmosphere, and his little face gradually turned red with embarrassment. Fortunately, the lack of moral integrity is that the more awkward the more unreasonable she jumped onto the roof of the car, put her hands on her hips and shouted: "What are you looking at? I have never seen a female straight, a lesbian, a male straight, a male straight, a male? You are just useless wastes. Do you have to stop watching when you see a female ** male dog, and you have also produced some subtle arousal? You are indeed some waste, perverts, idiots, and bad people who are born withering their brains and thinking with your spine."

If Hongbai had 100% of his eloquence, he would definitely scold the audience for being violent or commit suicide. Fortunately, Hongbai is in poor condition now, so he is not really scolding. Despite this, the audience lowered their heads in shame and worked silently with regret. Seeing that all the audience surrendered, Hongbai felt that he had regained his face. He wrapped his arms around his chest, and raised his little face and hummed with pride.

Gu Tie originally planned to talk to Hongbai, but when he saw Hongbai making such a tantrum, he was embarrassed to go on stage. When Hongbai saw Gu Tie turned around and wanted to leave, he rushed to Gu Tie's back like a monkey, with his arms strangled Gu Tie's neck and his legs clamped Gu Tie's waist. If Gu Tie was compared to a pure Australian eucalyptus tree, Hongbai was a vicious koala with genetic mutation. She shouted fiercely: "Brother Gu Tie, don't you want to know how Hongbai defeated the mobile troops of the Gray Iron Man and then gathered the armored troops?"

Gu Tie stopped and said helplessly: "Okay, Master, please tell me, I would like to hear the details."

Hongbai licked his lips and said excitedly: "In the vast field, the head of state drove a super handsome chariot, accelerating, drifting, accelerating, and drifting again. All enemy riders saw the gorgeous driving skills of the head of state, felt the power of the sacred military of the Third Reich, deeply admired, voluntarily abandoned their original wrong positions, and devoted themselves to the imperialist camp of infinite justice. It didn't take long, all the chariots and helicopters followed the head of state and formed the glorious and long-lasting First Armored Division of the SS. Under the leadership of the head of state, the First Armored Division attacked the Iron Shield Fort and promoted the truth of infinite justice to the armored forces."

Gu Tie was listening while translating in his mind. In the vast fields, Hongbai drove around and rushed around. With the assistance of Heibai, the convoy and helicopter group of Grey Iron Man was swearing the caravans and helicopter groups. While showing off their skills, she must have yelled with radio, threatening and intimidating without any means. Seeing that they could not fight, the Grey Iron Man mercenaries could not escape, and Hongbai's intimidation was indeed vicious, they turned against each other. Finally, Hongbai led the rebels to attack the armored troops in the city, and forced the armored troops to surrender.

After Hongbai finished speaking, he shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, is the head of state majestic?"

Gu Tie grabbed Hongbai and placed it on the ground, patted his head and smiled and said, "Well done, the head of state is majestic, and it is indeed a famous general who meets once in a hundred thousand years. You inherit the eternal great cause of the Dragon Clan, push the great cause to the peak, and unite the military and civilians of the Tiedunbao to hold high the flag of the army and embark on the road to victory against freedom." He gently stroked Heibai's little head and said softly: "Thank you for your hard work."

Hei Bai's little face was blushing and showed a sweet and cute smile. Hongbai was very happy at first, but the more he heard it, the more he felt uncomfortable, and said angrily: "Brother Gu Tie, you are like the minions of the Beibang who fooled Jin Sanpang. Could it be that Hongbai has the power of Jin Sanpang, which scared Brother Gu Tie... No, why is the head of the Third Empire like a fat man wearing high heels? Brother Gu Tie. You must sincerely praise Hongbai. Without the big head, there would be no new empire, no big head..."

Gu Tie couldn't help laughing, pinched his pink chin, and smiled and shouted, "heil-hitler."

Hongbai stared at Gu Tie unhappily, and suddenly his little face turned red for no reason. He snorted and turned his little face away.

Hei and Bai tilted his little head and looked at Gu Tie, and said in confusion: "Brother Gu Tie, is it over there?"

"It's over long ago. Do you all feel the nuclear explosion?" Gu Tie said with a smile.

Hei and Bai nodded obediently, about to tell the situation. Hongbai gave a thumbs up and shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, you are indeed a professional succubus. He actually pounded a 1,722-meter-deep chrysanthemum from the ancient ruins of the Iron Clan. The Iron Shield Castle vibrated significantly, and those drivers who were not experienced enough lost their balance and burst into a ball. If not..." She stopped talking and hummed arrogantly: "Well, Brother Gu Tie was just a small assist. Hongbai is the first skill."

Hei and Bai happily exposed: "If it weren't for that shock, your car was poured out 1,722 meters deep chrysanthemums."

"Nonsense, the total length of the scar is only 6 meters and 6 meters. How can there be 1722 meters deep chrysanthemums?" Hongbai shouted.

"Hey, do you actually have common sense?" Gu Tie and Hei Bai shouted exaggeratedly.

Hongbai snorted and said to himself: "No matter what, Hongbai is the first skill anyway."

Hei Bai sighed and stared at Gu Tie without blinking, obviously wondering what was going on.

Gu Tie knew that this well-behaved little guy was wondering what. The big explosion happened an hour ago. He only returned to Tie Dun Castle. What did he do in the middle an hour? He didn't mind telling the truth about Hei and Hei, but he couldn't tell it now. Now, they are in Tie Dun Castle, and there are guidance elves next to it, which is inconvenient to say a lot. - By the way, Hong and Bai always complain about the guidance elves (Terra), and maliciously harass the guidance elves in various ways, making the guidance elves very annoyed. Therefore, wherever Hong and Bai go, the guidance elves usually automatically hide, whether Gu Tie's guidance elves or the black and white guidance elves.

Gu Tie's eyes turned and he smiled and said, "Sorry, after the explosion was over, I should have returned to the Iron Shield Castle immediately. However, I was holding a lot of trophy, heavy chain saw swords, heavy bomb guns, heavy ammunition boxes, and heavy magic books. A lot of things combined together are estimated to be 0.125 tons. I thought they were too heavy and took them to the ship in trouble."

Hei Bai understood Gu Tie's hint, but he was tactful and did not ask. Hong Bai didn't know anything at all, and asked enthusiastically: "Brother Gu Tie, what is your opponent? Is it a sacred Nez? What is his spoil? Isn't it the same as last time? Have you kept his body? After giving the spoils, where did Gu Tie go? Did he rape the female captive?"

Gu Tie was very depressed and had to change the topic: "There were no female prisoners, because there were no female prisoners. I disappeared for so long, because I had a lot of things to deal with, so I dealt with first. For example, after I returned to Tiedun Castle, I went to the bank to modify my name. In order to deceive the enemy, I casually fabricated a cool and dazzling name 'Zero'."

"Gaga..." Hongbai made a cute and weird smile, staring at Gu Tie roundly, with a very strange look on his eyes.

"Oh, no." Gu Tie suddenly felt chill all over and said quickly: "Can you be serious once, even once?"

"Gagaha..., Brother Gu Tie." Red and white jumped up high again, hung on Gu Tie like a koala, and said excitedly: "The Latin number of 'zero' is '0', corresponding to '1'. In the gay culture, 0 represents socket, 1 represents plug, 1 inserts 0 hard, and the electric sparks exploded. Brother Gu Tie, you subconsciously choose 'zero', have you awakened in some aspects? By the way, Brother Gu Tie, the name of '0' in the Celestial Army is 'hole', 'dong', 'dong'!"

"It's not a subconscious mind, it's just a casual fabrication." Gu Tie said helplessly.

"Unintentional actions can better illustrate the subconscious, and intentional actions are actually pretending." Hongbai said.

"If you talk too much, I will slap you wildly and draw your small asterisk into a capital 0." Gu Tie said.

The little red and white eyes turned and shouted sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, violence cannot solve the problem."

Gu Tie was really angry and decided to find a corner to suck Hongbai. At this moment, the guide elves who had been hiding appeared together, and the colorful lights reflected each other and the colorful light spots fell from the sky. They were so gorgeous that they were giggling with excitement. Hongbai giggled with excitement and twisted his butt and shouted: "Look at it. Even Terra celebrated Brother Gu Tie's awakening, gorgeous."

"Player Head, this is celebrating the player Gu Tie's completion of the mission." said the red and white guide elves.

"Well, Terra, don't pretend, you must be a little comfortable. As an old virgin and old fujoko who has been around for countless years, when you see a handsome man, handsome man, and wealthy man like Gu Tie enter the field of rose blooming, you must be filled with pleasure. You must be looking forward to a strong and handsome No. 1..." Hongbai was squinting his eyes and talking nonsense, suddenly staring and screaming. He flew to hug her guide elf, like a monkey who was upside down to catch the moon. She shouted excitedly: "The player completes the task, and then the report is behind the report. After the report, the head of state can get a lot of rewards. Tell me quickly, how much is it?"

"Players are red and white, in fact, the mission has nothing to do with you." The guide elves said helplessly.

"What?" Hongbai immediately stretched his little face and grinned and showed his white little dog's teeth.

"The player Gu Tie accepts the mission of the Iron Shield Castle, and the player Gu Tie receives the reward. As the player Gu Tie's closeness... subordinate, you have indeed made outstanding contributions. I believe that the player Gu Tie will give a part of the reward based on your performances." The guide elves paused and emphasized again: "I believe that the player Gu Tie will definitely remember your performances."

Hongbai immediately fell to the ground, stroked his temples and bangs, and his hands were hanging in front of his lower abdomen, standing very well-behaved and gentle.

Gu Tie rolled his eyes and asked with a wry smile: "Where to report on his job?"

Gu Tie's guide elves said: "Under normal circumstances, the host should stand on the main battlefield, patrolling the traces of the battle while listening to the players' stories, and then give rich and fair rewards under the witness of the guide elves. But in the previous battle, a fragment pierced his left atrium, and he had just taken over a rough battlefield surgery and was in a state of sleep. Before the operation, he hired me to perform his duties and obligations, listen to the players' stories, and witness the players' achievements."

"Oh, I understand." Gu Tie took out an ancient helmet from under the cloak, put an envelope in the helmet, and said with a smile: "This is the culprit of the helmet, the ancient artifact of the Iron Clan, which caused the entire city of Iron Shield Castle to sleepwalking. Her original owner has died and she has become a masterless thing. I want to choose a suitable woman and become her new owner to prepare the antidote. The antidote is in the envelope, I have tested it, and it is absolutely effective..." He patted the red and white little hand that reached out to the helmet and repeated the tone: "The envelope contains the formula of the antidote. Not long ago, I asked a few iron men to try it, it is absolutely effective."

"Please explain the entire process of the task in chronological order." said the guide elf.

"Is it necessary to be so troublesome?" Gu Tie asked as if nothing had happened.

"Yes, the richer the performance, the more selling points, the more rewards it will be." said the guide elf.

"You have seen many things with your own eyes." Gu Tie said.

"Only by listening to your subjective explanation can you truly understand your efforts." said the guiding elves.

Hongbai also persuaded: "Brother Gu Tie, just brag. The military achievements of the Celestial Empire have been hyped since ancient times, and the rule is to 'multiple three to three'. For example, in a certain war, a general lost nine thousand and killed ten thousand enemies, which is generally said to 'self-destruction of three thousand and killed 30,000 enemies.' From ancient times to the present, the deaths of the Celestial Empire have not been made public in real name, whether in war or car accidents. You must uphold the glorious tradition of the Celestial Empire. Anyway, the explosion is so violent that all the corpses are not left at all, and it is impossible to investigate."

Gu Tie gave a look and took out a chip and said, "The process is like this. I asked the head of state and the president to attack the enemy's mobile troops, sneak into the Iron Dun Fort from the flank, and quickly accepted the commission. Then, I investigated the truth about the sleepwalking incident, and asked a substitute to hit a trap. I left the Iron Dun Fort and went to the ancient ruins to find the enemy's secret stronghold. The enemy general walked in a hurry, opened the back door and did not close it. I walked into the open back door and went directly to the enemy's command center, without any obstacles."

Hongbai listened beside him, and she was so sad that she burst into tears and couldn't say a word.

The guide elves were also stunned and said embarrassedly: "Player Gu Tie, why don't you count this time, please reconceive it?"

"No, this is the video and photos of me executing the enemy general as physical evidence. And this..." Gu Tie put the chip in his helmet and took out a bag of charred and dirty feathers: "This is the feathers of the enemy general. When I packed the spoils, I also packed a bag of enemy generals. It should have the DNA. Photos. Video.Dna..." He put the feather bag in the addicted helmet and said with a smile: "I personally feel that it is enough. I wonder if you need more?"

He guided the elf to shoot a beam of light to suck away the addicted helmet and evidence, and said, "Is there anyone who has witnessed it?"

"No, the female spy died, and all the enemy players were dead," Gu Tie said.

"Have you collected any of their items?" asked the guide elves.

"You should have many clues about that female spy Kaira. But the enemy players..." Gu Tie shrugged and said with a smile: "It's a pity that it was a bit chaotic at the time. I killed all the male players, raped and killed a female player, and then let a substitute pretend to be her and fucked her hard. Later, when the enemy general came back, I was busy fighting, taking photos, and packing up the spoils. Also, the air there was too poor, with low oxygen content and high sulfur content. I was so dizzy that I neglected a lot of details."

"Can you provide your kill record?" said the guide elf.

"Oh. Killing record, why is there no such thing?" Gu Tie took out his cell phone and looked at it, patting his forehead and exaggeratedly, "Did it mean that the game was too fancy at that time that the system could not distinguish. By the way, I didn't face them head-on, but just introduced them into their defensive mechanisms. In the eyes of the system, this was their mechanism killing them, they committed suicide, and they didn't give me a head."

The guide elves did not fail to pursue the investigation and continued to ask: "Where is the female player? You said 'rape and kill a female player'."

"This..." Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a smile: "It was like this at that time. I fucked her hard with all kinds of tricks, and played with her completely, which made her eyes turn white and sweat all over, and her head kept getting white. Suddenly, her pupils dilated and she died. At that time, I didn't pay attention and continued to have sex while it was hot until it was cold. Now thinking about it, maybe she had some heart disease and was too happy to die. The system regarded her death as a disease, as an accident, and did not give me a head."

"If the player Gu Tie does not have evidence, then the killing cannot be counted as the record." said the guide elf.

"Sorry, I'm not experienced in my first time doing a task, and I'll pay attention next time." Gu Tie said.

"So, please explain the battle after entering the command center." said the guide elf.

"What?" Gu Tie asked reluctantly: "Is there any more to say?"

"Yes, a complete battle report must be recorded in the order of the timeline." said the guide elf.

"This..." Gu Tie smiled without saying a word, staring at the guidance elf without blinking, giving a subtle hint.

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In the cabin of the Captain of the Devil Shark, Gu Tie and four of them squeezed into the narrow single bed together, squirming violently. They surrounded Gu Tie up and down, left and right, and tried their best to take the initiative, serving Gu Tie with their plumpness and softness, and also enjoying the heat from Gu Tie. Gu Tie pillowed with Venus' soft hats, trying to immerse themselves in the whirlpool of love, but for some reason, there is always an emptiness circling in the heart, making the mind unable to completely relax, and the same is true for the body.

I don't know how long they finally stopped, and they were satisfied and breathing, and the air filled with their female fragrance. Gu Tie talked silently for a while, reaching his hand to the e-book on the bedside table. But a wet palm pressed the e-book first and pushed it to the ground. Gu Tie was stunned for a moment and said helplessly: "Please, we don't have enough time, and the enemy won't wait for us."

Venus didn't answer the conversation, silently kneaded Gu Tie's stiff shoulders, and suddenly said, "Will Heshler come in?"

Gu Tie couldn't help laughing and asked helplessly: "Am I a passionate person? Well, I'm very passionate, but I have a lower limit."

"I know, you are a good man." Venus gently rubbed his cheeks with his hair and said gently: "You are gentle, sensitive, considerate, and always try your best to care for us. We can detect your heart and be willing to hand over everything to you, life, soul, freedom, and the future. But I have studied the men on the earth. Men are men. At some point, they need some fresh stimulation. You don't have to endure your **, you are a god, and in this world, you can get more."

Gu Tie shook his head, turned his head to look at her wet eyes, and smiled and said, "I have got enough. I have you, Star Color Stone and Qingliuli, and there is a large group of charming monsters that are about to mature. You are all my treasures. While I have you, I also have the responsibility to maintain you. I admit that when I see some plump women, I will have some impulses from time to time. But this does not mean that I want to bear more responsibilities. I am an adult man and knows what 'restraint' is."

Venus' eyes became wet and he sighed quietly: "But you obviously don't feel happy?"

"Not **." Gu Tie gently stroked the three **s pressing on his body, brushing the wet concave curves with his fingertips, and said calmly: "You make me very satisfied, I like you very much. However, an unknown has kept me worried about it, I don't know what it is. It's not a thing, it's not an object, it's not a force, I seem..." He shook his head and said with a smile: "I'm not suitable for thinking, forget it. All the beloved concubines with thin waists and long legs, big and tight butts, please relax. You bite too tightly."

The beloved concubines twisted the seductive gaze and made reluctant hums, obviously wanting to continue having sex. Gu Tie also wanted to continue having sex, but looking at the clock on the wall, he shook his head firmly. After a while, he walked out of the cabin in neat clothes, holding an e-book while walking. The next destination was Blue Bay Port, a big city with mixed dragons and snakes, with a permanent population of more than 800,000. With the maintenance of Terra, eight powerful families formed a municipal council to manage Blue Bay Port together.

The urban area of ​​Blue Bay Port is very scattered. The main city is located in the delta and is surrounded by satellite-like fortresses. The main city is the base of the navy and core heavy industry. The satellite fortress is the origin of light industry and agriculture, and is stationed with the air force and army. From the perspective of military defense, Blue Bay Port is perfect, with a strategic depth, and a complete range of troops. The fortress and fortress can smoothly assist each other. Therefore, Blue Bay Port was not attacked on a large scale, but was harassed on a large scale, and the losses were very serious.

Gu Tie was about to take a closer look at the losses of Lanwan Port, but saw the captain coming hurriedly, holding a chip in his hand. She said seriously: "Good Gu Tie, we will not go to Lanwan Port, but go directly to the next destination, Blood Shark Sea. This is the information we just received. The mysterious forces blocking Lanwan Port have retreated, and the sea, land, air and communications of Lanwan Port have been fully restored."

"What?" Gu Tie's heart skipped a beat, and he had a very bad premonition.

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ps: The editor said that I made up my writing yesterday, okay, less today (to be continued...)
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