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020 What is the highest state of foodie, eat yourself(1/2)

"Of course, Hongbai is the most youthful and beautiful little girl." Hongbai shrank in the quilt like a turtle, revealing half of her pink little face. Her little eyes were wide open, her light pink nose was slightly wrinkled, and she looked fierce and cute: "Hongbai has an extremely powerful spirit, an extremely firm fighting spirit, and is still a giant dragon that devours the world. But when she became a rén type, she was just a little girl, small in size and small hands." She stretched out a small hand and grabbed Gu Tiexue.

Gu Tie stared at this little hand that was as exquisite as a handicraft and sincerely exclaimed: "Your hands are so beautiful."

"Hmph, Hongbai is of course the most beautiful." Hongbai said proudly, scratching Gu Tie's chest.

Gu Tie grabbed the little hand and held it in his palm to look carefully. His palm was very small, and it felt only a little bigger than the bank card. White nèn's skin was fleshy. When his fingers were straightened, four small nests could be seen on the back of his hand, which were round and very cute. Although the little hands were very fleshy, they were not loose at all. The fat baby skin was full of elasticity and the bones inside were hard, giving people a sense of strength to rub. Gu Tie happily fiddled with his little hands and pulled each slender finger in turn.

Seeing Gu Tie playing with his palms, Hongbai shrank half of his face into the quilt, revealing only his shiny little eyes.

Gu Tie played with it for a while and long praised: "That's great, it's great."

"Hmph, no matter what Hongbai does, it is the best." Hongbai hummed sweetly and softly.

"How much protein does it contain?" Gu Tie couldn't help asking.

Hongbai suddenly widened his eyes and bulged his face and shouted: "Don't eat it."

"Sorry." Gu Tie hurriedly said: "I don't want to eat it, it's just an occupational disease. I feel that the higher the protein, the better."

"Hmph, Hongbai is cute and strong, and of course the highest protein." Hongbai said with his eyes wide open.

"Is there three times the beef?" Gu Tie asked.

Hongbai was dissatisfied when he heard this and said angrily: "It must be a hundred times the beef."

"The protein content of beef is 20, 100 times that is 2,000, which is unscientific," Gu Tie said.

The red and white eyes turned and said fiercely: "The total nutritional value is not just protein, are you convinced?"

"Of course, take it. It's a peerless and good claw that is 100 times higher than beef." Gu Tie stroked his soft and delicate little hand, and broke his fingers around, sighing deeply: "As a former civilian of the Celestial Empire, I seriously said that beef is like white, rich and beautiful and famous cars, and is out of reach. What kind of virtue should be used to be able to afford it if you have a sacred object that is 100 times higher than beef? Hongbai, can you tell Brother Gu Tie to satisfy Brother Gu Tie's curiosity, okay?"

Hongbai blushed and said in a slander: "Does Brother Gu Tie want to know what? He doesn't even say it clearly, stupid brother."

"What does the cute little hands that are hundreds of times nutritious about beef taste?" Gu Tie asked.

Hongbai was immediately asked, what does her hands taste like? How did she know? She had eaten countless foods, planes flying in the sky, trains running on the ground, four-wheeled armored vehicles, two rows of tracked tanks..., but she never ate her hands. In the past few years, she often bit Terra, Heibai and other sisters, and they bite them all over their bodies, but they were golden dragons, black dragons, blue dragons, silver dragons, green dragons..., and the meat taste was different from red dragons. She could not use their taste to fool Gu Tie.

Hongbai didn't know how to answer, so he had to look at Gu Tie with water and try to get used to "cute" over it. But Gu Tie didn't look at Hongbai's eyes, and focused on playing with Hongbai's little hands, so that the powerful cute power had no place to take effect. Hongbai was depressed, discouraged and angry, kicked Gu Tie's knee under the quilt, bared his little dog teeth and shouted: "Brother Gu Tie...Brother Gu Tie..."

"What's wrong with you?" Gu Tie asked helplessly: "I just want to know the taste, I don't want to eat it."

"But...but..." Hongbai was very anxious and kicked around.

"Okay, I think the chicken flavor is the chicken flavor that is 100 times nutritious for beef." Gu Tie said.

Hongbai was annoyed when he heard this and shouted: "Hongbai is a dragon, how could it smell like chicken?"

"That mutton?" Gu Tie asked tentatively.

"No, Hongbai is not fishy at all." Hongbai shouted.

"Pork? Forget it, the pork has no special taste. Is it duck?" Gu Tie asked.

Hongbai was angry, and he pulled his fist tightly and popped out his middle finger, poked Gu Tie's nose and shouted: "Hongbai is my sister, so it's not a poultry and livestock."

Gu Tie looked at Hongbai with an innocent face and sighed helplessly; "Oh, I just want to know what it tastes?"

Hongbai stared at his little eyes and gasped for a while, and suddenly stuffed his middle finger into his mouth, biting it hard, and tears were filled with tears on the spot. Gu Tie was shocked and quickly grabbed his little hand and pulled out his middle finger, but the skin had been bitten through, revealing the fluorescent blood. Hongbai was sobbing that tears flowed out, but he sobbed and said, "Hmph, it is indeed the sweetest and natural umami, just like a perfectly cooked steak. First burn the outside with high heat, completely lock the gravy, and then grill it slowly over low heat while applying sauce."

"This metaphor?" Gu Tie asked stiffly.

"Woooo..., second mature." Hongbai said with a sob.

Gu Tie was stunned when he heard this. He had to admire this world's number one foodie. He could bite his fingers into professional comments. Just when Gu Tie was stunned, something even more shocked happened. Hongbai hummed and sobbed for a while, and suddenly licked the wound like an injured puppy. It was not surprising to lick the wound. Dogs like to lick the wound, and Hongbai often licked the wound. But the problem was that as she licked, she seemed to lick a certain feeling and kept licking it. After licking all the bloodstains, she looked at the wound of her middle finger without blinking, spit out her tongue and licked her upper lip, and swallowed a big saliva, and was so greedy that she swallowed her saliva.

Gu Tie looked at Hongbai in a daze, thinking with bad intentions. If he let this matter go without regard, would this world's number one foodie eat him? But further speculation that if this foodie can eat him, he would definitely eat him first without hesitation, completely ignoring the relationship between brother and sister. He couldn't help but feel chills, and quickly grabbed Hongbai's little hand and pushed her mouth away.

Hongbai was a little anxious and shouted: "Brother Gu Tie, don't eat Hongbai's hands."

"Yes, yes, yes, I won't eat it, but you must not eat it." Gu Tie said hurriedly.

"If Brother Gu Tie wants to eat it, you can eat the white spider's grilled steak." Hongbai shouted.

"Yes, yes, you'll also eat the white spider's grilled steak, it's the same flavor anyway," Gu Tie said.

Hongbai thought for a while and reached out to shake a bell on the bedside table. The ringtone rang outside the bedroom. The palace gate slowly opened and walked into a team of maids in white and red dresses. Some of them carried their clothes, some of them carried armor, and some of them carried water basins and towels. Hongbai sat cross-legged on the bed, putting their hands on their hips and shouting: "This morning, Lord Evil Dragon wants to eat the white spider's steak, so she can prepare carefully."

"Yes." A girl in a maid's long outfit bowed her head and agreed.

Gu Tie suddenly felt cold sweat. This foodie was so unscrupulous and really wanted to eat his own hands.

Next was the emperor-level enjoyment, a group of maids were busy working around Gutie and Hongbai. Some people wiped their faces with hot towels, some applied cleaning machines, some massaged them, some brushed their teeth, some rinsed their mouths, and some helped them dress. After a while, the two of them put on their clothes together and enjoyed a delicious breakfast together. It was obvious that two people were eating, but the breakfast was filled with a long table. From bagels to long bread, from kebabs to grilled beef, from fish soup to beef soup, was enough to make a hundred thirsty men full.

Two hours later, the long table seemed to have just passed by a tornado, and only some soup, chopped green onion, meat residue. Hongbai put down a large basin that was enough to put her in. He sighed with satisfaction, then picked up a white napkin and wiped the corners of his mouth very gently. Her eyes narrowed into crescent moons and said with a smile: "It turns out that 80% full is the way to keep healthy, and eating too much makes you uncomfortable."

When Gu Tie heard that she was only 80% full, he quickly lowered his left hand carefully and wiped his mouth with his right hand.

"Brother Gu Tie, after breakfast, Hongbai is about to start working." Hongbai said sweetly.

"Only by diligence and concentration can we achieve success," Gu Tie said.

"Yeah." Hongbai nodded vigorously, then picked up a bell and shook it.

A large group of maids walked into the restaurant with great courage, quickly packed up pots, pans and temporary bathtubs, arranged the dining table into a desk, and then placed many high-back chairs. In a blink of an eye, the restaurant became a conference room. The leader of the Dragon and the cadres strode in, pressed their right fists on their chests, and shouted in unison: "Great leader, great prophet, great commander, great helmsman, long live the dragon red and white that devoured the world. I wish the great leader Hong and white brother, His Majesty the Demon King a thousand years old."

Hongbai had heard the shouting countless times, but he still looked like he was never tired of listening and nodded vigorously.

Gu Tie was tired of hearing it, and said calmly: "Thank you all the hard work, please sit down."

The leader and cadres sat down one after another, took out documents and asked for work. Some people said that there was a village where there was no robbery; some people said that refugees in some places could rob them again after the wind blows and grows; some people said that there was a pretty girl with thin waist and long legs in a place, which was very suitable for tribute. When talking about the 'tribute', everyone looked at Gu Tie without blinking, with a little ambiguous eyes. Gu Tie had long been used to this kind of gaze, and nodded calmly, saying, "You just go and catch it."

After listening to the request with a smile, Hongbai selected a few valuable targets, and then said: "Brother Gu Tie."

Gu Tie kissed Hongbai's little face, then kissed Hongbai's forehead, and said with a smile: "Wealth is prosperous."

Hongbai also kissed Gu Tie's big face, and then ran to the balcony happily, turning into a giant dragon and flying away.

Gu Tie watched Hongbai leave and sighed softly: "It's another troublesome day."

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After Hongbai left, the Dragon Master and the believers began to plan the party for this day. They needed half a day to prepare, and then they went from twelve noon to 4 pm, for about four hours. Gu Tie had half a day to relax, so he came to the imperial kitchen alone. The chefs had already left, and there were only two reformists in the empty kitchen, Venus and White Spider. They were all wearing aprons and white robes, and their clothes were smoky and were obviously oily, but they were not damaged in beauty, adding a mature and rich charm.

Gu Tie likes women who are busy in the kitchen, but in the real world, there are very few such women.

Venus made a glass of wine for herself, and was leaning against the kitchen counter to drink slowly. When she saw Gu Tie waved her hand. After more than a month of rest, she had completely recovered, but she was not like the one she used to be. In the past, she was like a noble man, fair, plump, noble and elegant. Now she is slightly darker, her messy blonde hair is casually tied into a bunch, her sunken cheeks look very thin, but her shoulders and arms are plump and round, her chest is swollen and her butt is fat and fat, and she is like a strong country woman with big strides and flying stances and can do anything. Gu Tie prefers Venus now, who is strong enough, and is like a wild and energetic mare.

Of course, Venus in the past was good, but he was too fed and had no competitiveness in a cruel world.

The white spider was cutting a lean sausage, turning back and nodding at Gu Tie, smiling charmingly. She was obviously much thinner, shrinking three times from top to bottom, including her once plump and plump breasts. This made her more dynamic and energetic. When she turned her back to Gu Tie to cut vegetables, her slender neck, strong shoulders, collapsed waist, and her suddenly expanded and raised buttocks formed a beautiful curve. She was very skillful in playing with the kitchen knife, with her fingers hooking the hilt, making it difficult for the kitchen knife to see clearly.

The white spiders in the past are indeed beautiful, but the white spiders now look like a female leopard, exuding an elegant and fatal charm.

Gu Tie whistled and asked with a smile: "Have you eaten breakfast?"

"Is this too rustic to chat with a beautiful woman?" Venus said unhappily.

"I'm asking, today's Hongbai ate 1.5 times the food yesterday, and he kept adding steak," Gu Tie said.

Venus thought for a while and said with a smile: "I really didn't eat it, Xiaobai is working on it."

Gu Tie walked behind the white spider, hugged her butt and said, "Come on, let me add a dose of protein to the cook Xiaobai."

"Stop annoying, let's go and make trouble for Sister Venus." The white spider raised his big butt and arched the ancient iron out.

Venus waved his hand quickly: "Don't mess with me, I'm almost hungry. I've been busy from four in the morning until now, and I only drank a few glasses of sugar water."

"That's just right to supplement protein?" Gu Tie said with a thick face.

"Before supplementing protein, I may faint from my blood sugar too low." Venus said bluntly.

For adulterer Yinfu or newlyweds, it can be a little stimulating. However, the two girls and Gu Tie are in a state of fire and are always saturated, so the demand is not very strong. They are very hungry now, so the food has completely defeated **. Gu Tie was bored and smiled and said, "What should I do to have three people in the kitchen to play?"

"When we finish eating?" Venus thought for a while and said with a smile: "Maybe."

The white spider asked while cutting the meat sausage: "Your Majesty, how was your faith last night?"

"It's still the same. The bitter and cold north and the hot south are more active. The climate in the East and the West is lukewarm and hot, the vegetation is dense and rich, and the refugees are prone to search for food, and faith is neither lukewarm nor hot." Gu Tie was serious when he mentioned faith, and said helplessly: "I don't know what to do. When faith is promoted, a series of subtle changes occur, from 'optimistic patience and positive changes' to 'how to find food and how to eat happier'. When believers call, they either discuss three meals a day or are forced to be forced by food. If this continues, I will become a god of food seeking in the wilderness, referred to as 'swallowing heaven and earth'."

Venus burst out laughing, raised his middle finger and said, "You can't live if you commit sins."

White Spider smiled and asked softly: "Food is the most important thing for the people, and food and clothing are the basic needs. The development of believers is the same as social development. For example, the Celestial Empire has countless problems, inflation is a hot topic, officials are open secrets, housing prices remain high, medical education is a sky-high cost, and scandals are one after another. There are many kinds of problems, but these problems are not problems. Because people have food to eat, as long as they have food to eat, people are not desperate and will not be desperate."

Venus continued: "Yes, although the food price of the Celestial Empire soared three or four times in just a few years, the people can still tolerate it and can afford rice. With the people of the Celestial Empire's submissive nature, as long as there is food to eat, there will be no turmoil. "Uncondation" is the bottom line of zhèng fu. As long as the people do not turmoil, they can accept it and continue to toss and toss."

Gu Tie frowned and said, "The Great Leap Forward starved to death by tens of millions of people, but the people did not rebel..."

"Forget it, let's talk about these off topics. In short, this is what we mean." Venus said domineeringly: "The demand of the people is increasing step by step. The minimum is food and clothing, food and clothing, and the upwards are food and clothing. There are replacement clothes for the wardrobe, food and transportation, and the stable supply of food, the sturdy house, the wind and rain, the easier the transportation, the better. If your ability cannot even solve the problem of food and clothing, believers will definitely not accept it. At least no one uses a gun to force it, they will definitely not accept it."

Gu Tie frowned and thought for a while, and continued to ask, "Okay, I don't care about the words, then what?"

"You can help them solve the problem of food and clothing, teach them to find food, teach them to make clothes, teach them to hide from storms in shelters. They have already accepted you first." Venus continued: "Next, you will make them eat more, wear warmer and firmer, have a safe and reliable base, a secret temple, etc., and give them a home. The more comfortable the life you give them, the more firm they believe in you. If you don't brainwash and coax, or force yourself, you can only trade with them like this."

Gu Tie was silent for a while and said helplessly: "Okay, I understand. My church has developed to 'swallowing heaven and earth', which means that the problem of food and clothing for believers has been basically solved. Next, the church should develop to 'setting camp', and believers will believe in me more. My belief can be further implemented. After all, after they have eaten and drunk enough, they will not think about eating every day..."

Venus smiled and said, "Yes, I remember that when I was struggling with the warm-wind port, I did it step by step."

"It seems that there is no difference between religion and administration." Gu Tie said.

"So many places integrate politics and education," said Venus.

Gu Tie thought for a while and asked with a smile: "Can I hire a prime minister in my country?"

"It's not the prime minister, but the scientific name is 'pope' or 'pope'." Venus said seriously: "The Pope's full strength is relatively small, and he only manages faith, not politics and the army. The Pope has greater power, such as the pope in medieval Europe, where military and political power is captured. Well, don't look at me..." Seeing that the ancient iron eyes were strange, she quickly shook her hand: "If you are killing ruins, you have to pretend to be a god and a ghost to recruit believers, I may be able to help you. When the women here are too fierce, I can't suppress them."
To be continued...
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