007 The surprise of life is that it is always unexpected
A few hours later, in the kitchen of Ashes' private villa, Gu Tie was stirring cream nut butter while reading the recipes on the e-book. The microwave next to it was working, and through the translucent cabinet door, you could see a plate of rotating cake. Gu Tie looked at the microwave every minute, and seemed a little anxious. After a while, Gu Tie quickly put down the kitchen knife, opened the stove door and took out the baking tray. The plate was very hot, but Gu Tie was an absolute quasi-god-level strong man, not afraid of hot. He only cared whether the cake could be eaten and whether it was delicious. Generally speaking, cooking was the same as first love, and it was almost 100% failure.
The smell of the cake is not very fragrant, it is far from the strong milky aroma of the cake shop. The color of the cake is not very correct. It is obviously a chocolate cake, but it is not a brown-black chocolate color, but a yellowish brown color, which is far worse than the chocolate cake in the cake shop. In short, the cake seems to be a failure. Gu Tie looked through the recipes before, then looked at the photo of the sample, and muttered in confusion: "What's going on? I've done it every step. Did I understand something wrong? Damn it?"
"Hey, Xiao Tie, sister is hungry, come and talk to her." A charming cry came from the backyard.
"You want to say, do you still want to eat?" Gu Tie asked helplessly.
"Everything wants it." Ashes shouted in a coquettish voice, and then there was a clamor, as if he had kicked something in anger.
"Okay okay, calm down and don't sprain your ankle." Gu Tie said helplessly, and then looked at the cake again. The ingredients of this cake are chocolate, eggs, milk, baking powder, wheat flour, butter..., and the things are a bit mixed, but they are all non-toxic. Mix a group of non-toxic things together and bake them in the microwave for twenty minutes. There should be no toxins to poison the coquettish witch in the backyard. This witch has already realized the realm of life and death and can switch at will. It should not be so easy to die.
He sighed, took out the cake and placed it on the cutting board, cut it into small pieces the size of a palm, applied nut butter, and put it in a large plate to cool naturally. Taking advantage of this, he took out another large cup and added two spoons of cocoa powder. Two spoons of milk powder, one spoon of coffee powder, and one spoon of honey, and then stirred while pouring boiling water. After a while, a large cup of fragrant cocoa milk tea was prepared, but Gu Tie was not very satisfied. This cup of cocoa is far from the cocoa milk tea in the restaurant, regardless of color or aroma.
If he eats and drinks by himself, of course he doesn't care about this. He can even eat beetles in the wild and cares about the color, fragrance and taste of the cake. But now he doesn't feed himself, he has to serve the witch in the backyard. He has to pay attention to it even if he doesn't care. The cake is not ideal now, and the cocoa milk tea is not ideal. He just wonders whether to eat it first, learn from the lessons and accumulate experience, and then do it for the second time.
"Hey, hey, little Tietie, sister is so bored." The soft and charming cry came from afar.
"Can you wait another hour?" Gu Tie asked cautiously.
"Hehe, my sister's moonlight goddess cannon has aimed at the kitchen." Ashes shouted sweetly.
"This is the heaven and earth of the dragon group, and there is no moon." Gu Tie said hurriedly.
"Then change the name, the Thunder Thunder Cannon of the Universe Truth."
Her voice was gentle and sweet, as if she was just a joke, but Gu Tie didn't dare to think so. This witch was outrageous and lawless. If he dared to slow down, she would really dare to throw a big fireball, razed the villa to the ground, and then build a more beautiful building. So he could only grit his teeth, put the cake and milk tea on the dining plate, and walked toward the backyard in a breeze. There was a luxurious multi-functional swimming pool in the backyard, shaped like a big sole, with a hot bath, a shallow water area, and a deep water area. Ashes were soaked in the bathhouse with his little toes, wearing only a thin white swimsuit, slapped the water surface with his slender legs.
Seeing Gu Tie coming, she pouted and said coquettishly: "It's really, why are you so slow?"
"If you ask a man who has never made cakes to make pastries, you must have the awareness of waiting." Gu Tie said helplessly.
"But you are God." Ashes said unhappily.
"Maybe Ma will become a tea god one day, but I will not be the god of cake." Gu Tie sighed, put the plate on the small table next to the bathtub, and then asked for the follow-up task with his eyes. Ashes opened his hands, like a spoiled girl asking for hugs. Gu Tie understood what she meant, picked her up from the bathtub, and sat on the bamboo chair at the table - not ashes, but he sat on the bamboo chair and placed the ashes on his thighs. Then, he picked up the bath towel and wiped it gently. Ashes snuggled motionlessly, without any strength in his limbs, and let Gu Tie mercy at the mercy. His pretty face was full of obsessive blush, which really caused the beauty of harming the country and the people.
Gu Tie dried the ashes and then changed to a dry bath towel to wrap this peerless and enchanting **. Ashe grabbed the front of his hands with his hands, gently shook his two small white feet, and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't your sister like a Barbie doll, letting you play with it? Have you ever thought about buying an inflatable doll like this, which is specially placed in the bedroom, and holding the warm bed every night?"
"I just hugged you directly? Why do I think so much?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.
"What if my sister runs away?" Ashes asked in a narrow-minded manner.
"You can try it and see if I will respect your female rights." Gu Tie said bluntly.
Ashes wrinkled his little nose and snorted, nodded at the cake, twisted his butt and said, "Sister wants to eat the cake."
Gutie picked up a piece of cake and smiled and said, "I'm sure you'll know in advance, don't blame me for being unpalatable."
Ashes said nothing, her plump little mouth couldn't wait to open, like a bird waiting to feed. Gu Tie had no choice but to send the cake to this mouth. Ashes took a bite, chewed it a few times before swallowing it, and then ate it again, which was quite fierce. After a while, she finished a piece of cake and made milk tea and nuddle her mouth. Next, Gu Tie fed Ashes a cup of milk tea, another cup of cake, another cup of milk tea, and another piece of cake... Before she knew it, only half a cup of milk tea and half a piece of cake were left.
Ashes burped a lot and said satisfied: "I'm so satisfied when I'm full."
Gu Tie was stunned and asked in disbelief: "Is it delicious?"
"It's not delicious, it's average. There's still a little left. Try it yourself?" said Ash.
Gutie took the cake and took a bite. It had a chocolate aroma. It had a sweet taste of honey, a cake aroma, and it was just right, but it was nothing special. He tasted milk tea again, and some of the bitter taste of cocoa powder, and it also had a milky and sweet taste. It was also very ordinary. I was afraid that it would not be sold on the street. Is Ash worried that he would be embarrassed? So he deliberately ate so much? Is Ash such a good person?
"Hehe, you're thinking too much. If your cooking skills are unpalatable, my sister will definitely pick up the cake and pat it on your bear's face, so she won't worry about your face." Ashes patted Gu Tie's stiff face and said with a smile: "But you have a high understanding and your skills are pretty good, not delicious. But it's very real. By the way, don't compare them with the things in shops and restaurants. The fragrance of other people's cakes is ten meters high, which is flavor and additives. Pure natural cakes are not that fragrant. Also, the focus of home-cooked dishes is not delicious. It's nutrition. Don't you men compare your wives to home-cooked meals and compare your friends to restaurants? The former is realistic, and the latter is wonderful."
Gu Tie was stunned for a moment and said embarrassedly: "You really can say that you have all the skills points added to 'eloquy'?"
"Go. My sister will show you some interesting things to let you know what my sister's skill points are added." Ash left Gu Tie's arms. She floated without touching the ground, tied her bath towel around her waist, and erected a pair of amazing big breasts. Gu Tie had just rolled her face on it countless times, but she still had the urge to continue rolling. Ash was very satisfied with Gu Tie's sight, and reached out to put her arms around Gu Tie's right arm, and said with a smile: "Next, my sister will have to endure the hardship of losing both sides. Alas, no matter how she chooses, she will lose."
"What both sides suffer?" Gu Tie asked perfunctorily, focusing his attention on his right elbow.
"Stop talking, come with my sister." Ashing straightened his chest and walked to the basement with Gu Tie. The basement was dark and had no light at all. Gu Tie could only see the outlines of many cabinets, and could not see the inside of the cabinet. Ashing raised his index finger with his right hand and gestured lightly for a few times. The basement gradually lit up, and the lights were lit in the cabinet. Gu Tie's eyes gradually widened, and his mouth was wide open, completely forgetting the softness of Ashes. Ashing was very satisfied with Gu Tie's reaction, but sighed quietly: "Oh, my sister just knows that this is a loss-making ordeal. If Xiao Tie is addicted to his sister's mummy, it means that his sister's works are not charming. If Xiao Tie shocked his sister's works, then his sister's mummy was not beautiful enough. Alas, is it just like being a beautiful and talented woman!"
Gu Tie didn't hear anything ashes say, just looking at each cabinet after another. All cabinets were filled with weapons, all kinds of weapons. Daggers, short swords, long swords, broad swords, great swords, giant swords, short bows, long bows, composite bows, pocket crossbows, crossbows, heavy crossbows, chain machine crossbows, pistols, revolvers, submachine guns, short assault rifles, assault rifles, precision rifles, sniper rifles... Whether it is cold weapons or hot weapons, whether it is light weapons or heavy weapons, there are everything here. From the perspective of material, all weapons are top-notch Misilan alloys. From the perspective of craftsmanship, all weapons are inscribed with complex and exquisite runes.
Gu Tie rushed to a large counter with great strides and stared at the heavy sniper rifle inside, so excited that he couldn't speak. This gun was similar to the Dragon Breaking Spear, about two meters long, but the barrel was thicker, the body was thicker, and the angular shell was similar to tank armor, which was extremely majestic and domineering. Gu Tie saw her and felt that it was not a gun, but a killing main battle tank.
Ashes flew to the counter and complained unhappily: "You are indeed an incurable man. You love big guns and big breasts, and you don't care whether they are useful or not." She then smiled again and introduced proudly: "After recycling the Dragon Breaking Spear, I remade the converter of the Dragon Breaking Spear, and simply remade the gun body structure to add many expensive functions. Then, I added a tough armor shell to resist the impact of high-intensity. I haven't planned how strong it is, at least it can't break like last time."
"Can I have some fun?" Gu Tie said with an itchy feeling.
"No, she is just an empty shell, similar to the model of Tianchao participating in the air show." said Ash.
Gu Tie sighed regretfully and said, "Once you are done, tell me immediately."
"Of course, these weapons are designed for you. If you don't use them, who else will you give them?" said Ash.
"All these weapons are designed for me?" Gu Tie was shocked and looked around the weapons, hating that he had only one pair of eyes.
"That's right, the dragon group can provide almost endless high-quality materials. My sister is bored, so she makes some weapons. Alas, Elda's weapons do not require much mitral, so she doesn't need to make them for herself. Venom is only a rune sword. Extra weapons are not needed. My sister has to use you as a model, so she is not thinking about you. Hum." Ashes suddenly became shy and sprayed a charming hum from her nose, and said proudly: "Sister, if Xiao Tie wants to assassinate what weapon Xiao Tie needs, he designed a dagger and a pocket crossbow. My sister is like Xiao Tie and becomes a sniper one day, so she designed an accurate rifle and a sniper rifle. Hehe, the creativity is so rich."
"What is this?" Gu Tie pointed to a strange and ferocious gun. This gun is very eye-catching, with a chainsaw knife under the barrel. From another perspective, this is a chainsaw knife with a long spear attached to the back of the knife. At a glance, this gun can cut and shoot, which is really versatile and domineering. But the advantages are also disadvantages. As a gun, it is too bulky and inconvenient to shoot accurately; as a knife, it is too complex and cannot withstand strong impact, and it is easy to fall apart when chopping.
Ashes blinked his big eyes and said with a smile: "A certain year, month, day, and place, I suddenly remembered this scene. Xiao Tie became a powerful man with infinite power, with one chain sawing sword and the other explosive gun, rushing into the crowd to kill all directions. I imagined it was good. But as he thought about it, his head suddenly shorted, Xiao Tie actually smashed people with a bomb gun and threw the chain saw sword out. In order to solve this problem, I designed this "assault rifle". It is called a rifle, but it is actually a one-handed weapon. You need to hold one hand with both hands and rush into the crowd like a berserker. You can shoot strafing, or you can cut around like an electric fan, and kill gods and demons and kill demons."
"How much impact can the gun project bear?" Gu Tie asked frowned.
"I use super high-strength pure gold alloy, and it will definitely not be damaged." Ash said with a smile.
"But the density of pure gold is three times that of steel," Gu Tie said.
"That's right, so Xiao Tie becomes a strong man with great strength, and can hold them to kill all directions." said Ash.
Gu Tie thought about it and asked again: "How to change the magazine when you hold it with dual-handles?"
"Use the hand of psychics." said Ash.
Gu Tie thought carefully for a while and asked again: "You can't take out so many weapons."
"Hehe, don't be so utilitarian. You need to have a long-term vision to upgrade your arms." Ashes said with a smile: "Do you know the difference between the American arms companies and the Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial Celestial
Gu Tie looked at the "assault rifle" without blinking, as if thinking about something.
"What do you think, what do you think?" Ashes poked Gu Tie's face and asked with a smile.
"By the way, Hei Bai and Roger have a plan." Gu Tie said his idea of capturing the Shadow Demon.
Ashes' eyes lit up and he asked loudly: "Shadow Realm, Ancient Shadow Demons, Thousands?"
"What's wrong?" Gu Tie was inexplicably frightened.
"Hehe, sister just happened to have a plan." Ashes let out a series of creepy strange laughs: "Wow, this plan is super vicious, but it requires a lot of souls to be refined. Hehe, the Shadow Demon in the Shadow Realm is a high-quality evil soul, which is simply perfect material. It's great. It seems that my sister doesn't have to go to the territory of the Tongmenghui, and she worked hard to massacre the city and harvest the soul."
Gu Tie was stunned when he heard this and asked in surprise: "When did you have this plan?"
"You can play by yourself, sister, go and look for Heibai first." Ashes left and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Gu Tie was stunned for a moment, remembering that the kitchen had not been cleaned up yet, he reluctantly glanced at the new Dragon Spear and then went to the kitchen.
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Next, Ash served as the chief engineer, Hei Bai and Roger served as the deputy engineer, and they were ambitious in planning a project. Gu Tie did not participate because there were many types of leaders. Some leaders liked to take charge of big and small things and command everything in a comprehensive way; some leaders just coordinated the work of subordinates and let their subordinates play freely. Zhuge Liang was the former, exhausted himself; Sun Quan was the latter, and became the winner of life in the Three Kingdoms era. Gu Tie was also the latter, and did not manage the project himself personally, but tried to assist the project.
If he could really take off all the work, Gu Tie would definitely be very happy. But unfortunately, he had to participate in many jobs himself.
A corner of the heaven and earth. Gu Tie slowly woke up from his long sleep. He opened his sleepy eyes and found himself sitting in the carriage where Guru Guru was moving forward, with his hands shackles. There were five passengers opening the train, Venus sat opposite him, and the other four were strangers. Venus was in the shape of a dragon girl, wearing a simple set of leather armor, with long golden hair tied into a ponytail. His eyes were soaked that he was very charming, and his face was covered with black humor, similar to the camouflage paint of the special forces.
She stared at Gu Tie and asked with concern: "You finally woke up. Do you remember what happened?"
Gu Tie tried hard to recall, but his brain was extremely dull. He thought about it for a long time before he remembered some situations. Last night, he played King's game with the demons, doing some shameless things, and unknowingly drank too much, and fell asleep in a daze. He looked at the squeaking, slow and bumpy original carriage, and then at the simple leather armor of Venus. Then he looked at the clothes of others, and his heart suddenly stumbled. What was going on? Why did he wake up and see a atmosphere of a brave game?
"What happened?" Gu Tie asked dryly.
"I am a bandit, my sisters and I are arrested and taken to the execution ground," said Venus.
"Bandit?" Gu Tie asked laughed and cryingly: "What am I?"
"I don't know. When we were taken into the car, you were already in the car. You were sleeping like a pig," said Venus.
Gu Tie nodded and asked in a low voice: "Is this a brave game?"
Venus' eyes turned and pretended to say, "Game? No, this is the real. Brave? Maybe. If I can escape this time, I will definitely not be a bandit and travel around the world to be a brave man. Not long ago, we saw a dragon flying to Cape Charles in the northeast. Maybe I will summon ordinary brothers to search for dragons in Cape Charles and become a glorious dragon-slaying warrior."
Gu Tie was stunned for a while before asking, "My god, this is too unkind. What happened?"
Venus' eyes turned and whispered: "Last night, you were drunk, Hongbai cried so hard. Heibai didn't play with her, Ashes didn't play with her, Qing Liuli was not here, you were drunk again. Well, the problem is that you drank with other women and didn't drink with her. She felt unbalanced. In short, she cried and made trouble, and did many shameful things. Longqun had no choice but to promise to hold a new game of bravery to make Hongbai play happily. In this way, the story began."
Gu Tie sighed and asked helplessly: "Okay, what about my character?"
"Not arranged." Venus said: "Ash is busy catching the shadow demon, and the others' minds are not good, so no one writes the script. So I suggest that the dragon group design some simple backgrounds and places first, put important characters in it, and let them explore automatically. As they explore, we gradually expand the world map. In this way, you are thrown directly into the carriage."
Gu Tie was stunned for a while before sighing: "Oh, no matter what, I am finally not the devil."
The NPCs all laughed, and Venus pretended to say, "Devil? You are really not clear-headed."
"What should I do?" Gu Tie asked.
"You have to try to save us or we will all be sentenced to death," said Venus.
"Shut up." A cavalry rushed over at high speed and whipped Venus's face. Venus rolled in front of Gu Tie's knees, and his pretty face was still covered with bloody whip marks. Gu Tie felt so distressed that he looked at the perpetrator angrily, but he didn't know that he was hit hard on the back of his head and threw himself on Venus's body. The wound didn't hurt very much, but Gu Tie realized his condition. The psychic energy was sealed, his body's strength was not as strong as before, and his consciousness was particularly slow. The stick was not fast, but he didn't notice it at all.
Venus kissed his cheek and whispered, "How is it, my Majesty?"
"Your face." Gu Tie said with great distress.
"It's okay, a little bit of skin injury will be fine in a while." Venus said indifferently.
"Damn it, it's too ruthless." Gu Tie was still very annoyed.
"Concentrate on getting out of trouble. If you can't get out of trouble, you'll be sentenced to death, that's too shameful." Venus said.
"But the plot is not arranged, what should I do?" Gu Tie asked blankly.
"My brother, there are so many rounds of the Brave Game, who has played it according to the plot?" said Venus.
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ps: I originally planned to update 2 today, keep pace, but I didn’t know that an accident happened when I came back from get off work. On the bus, my wallet was stripped and I was in a downturn all night. Although it was only more than 300 yuan, I was in a very unhappy mood. I always felt that my life was dark and I could write. Alas, fuck. (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!