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041 Any strong woman has a soft time

Gu Tie woke up in a daze, his head seemed to be run over by a roller, and it was painful and swelling. Someone said vaguely, "Hey, I'm about to wake up," and some said 'Hurry, he's about to wake up,' and then a scattered footsteps sounded, all concentrated around him. Gu Tie could feel the dense and hot sight without opening his eyes, as if he was running naked in the ** square. Suddenly, he felt the urge to close his eyes and never wake up, but his dry throat prompted him to open his eyes.

The vision was a little blurred at first, but gradually became clear. He first saw a small, fleshy, round face, which was very close, almost filling the entire field of view. He could appreciate the pink and tender face with redness at all distance. His skin was as smooth as a peeled egg, his two small lips were the same color as roses, his golden eyes were wet and bright, and his eccentric vertical pupils made people think of the kitten. But this kitten was not as elegant as a cat. He was grinning at the small mouth that was salivating, revealing his two rows of white teeth, hahaha, and he kept gasping, and he was more like a hungry puppy. She didn't look at his eyes and stared at the upper part?

Gu Tie was creepy and said coldly: "Who is so immoral that he keeps evil dogs without tethering, so he lets the dog run around."

The little animal blinked her eyes and shouted in a coquettish voice: "Hongbai is not someone else's evil dog."

"Do you admit that you are an evil dog?" Gu Tie asked frowned.

"No, Hongbai is a mighty dragon." She lay on Gu Tie's chest, twisting her little butt and waving her tail.

Gu Tie was silent for a while, patted Hongbai's face hard, and said to Heibai not far away: "The future of the Dragon Clan is left to you."

Hei Bai blushed and sighed helplessly: "The pressure is so great, but I will work hard."

Hongbai shouted angrily: "The dragon clan is a matriarchal society, how can it be handed over to boys?"

"At least stronger than a dog." Gu Tie shook his head angrily and looked at the other onlookers. Ashes were standing next to Heibai, with his hands on his hips and his big chest, his eyebrows raised high, and his eyes flashed with an excited light. The robin stood at the end of the bed. He was holding an e-book in his hand, looking at the e-book in his left eye, and his right eye looked a little... weird. Venom leaned against the wall with his hands on his chest, staring at Gu Tie gently, with a gratifying smile on his lips. Gu Tie could not move his sight when he saw Venom.

"There are still people!" The strange girl was very unhappy. She held Gu Tie's face and turned to the other side of the bed.

Gu Tie looked at the girl who looked like a tiger spot and frowned and asked, "Who are you?"

The girl blinked and shouted to Venom: "Mom, dad doesn't recognize his daughter?"

"It's true, why don't you even know your daughter?" Venom said with a smile.

"**Dad is a hundred times to show punishment." said the girl.

Gu Tie couldn't pretend anymore and said helplessly: "Okay. Tigerban, why did you become like this?"

"This makes me feel more like a mother-daughter flower with my mother." Tiger blinked his big eyes and gave him a blew kiss.

Gu Tie sighed, touched Hongbai's head and asked, "Tell me 1 million gold coins, tell Brother Gu Tie."

The tiger strips stared at Hongbai quickly and shouted fiercely: "Don't say it."

When Hongbai heard that he had money to take, he said without hesitation: "Well. In the battle of life and death, Brother Gu Tie played a god battle with the punisher. The niece was completely unable to interfere. She could only squat in the corner, while watching resentfully, while drawing circles on the ground with her fingers. So after the game started, the niece followed Sister Venom to fight together, preparing to kill and kill to vent her resentment. Soon, the niece caught a single player and rushed up. But she didn't know that the single player was super powerful. She knocked her niece away when she met, and then chased her niece and cut them wildly, almost making a KFC luxury lunch."

"No, don't talk nonsense." The tiger spot screamed crazy.

"Mama. Chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken nuggets, plus fries, corn cobs and coke." The red and white eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

The beautiful face of the tiger spotted face was twisted together, and he was so angry that he was struggling for a while, and suddenly he lowered his head in depression.

Hongbai continued to say sweetly: "Fortunately, Sister Venom arrived in time. He drove away that amazing guy, packed and recycled his niece, and repaired it with Lons technology. The niece absorbed many of the Venom sister's niece's niece and implanted a large number of Lons biochemical organs, so he imitated Sister Venom's appearance and tactics, played stealth assassination streams, and never dared to rush up again. This is a wise choice." She raised her small breasts and stared at her small eyes, and said proudly: "Only the warriors with iron walls can wow ah ah ah ah."

Gu Tie patted Hongbai's little head and asked with a smile: "Who is this guy?"

"The number one thug in the circuit court, the senior special criminal judge, Tairuo God of War, the bloodthirsty angel, the glorious dust, the silver-refining bayonet, and the violent saint. His wings are as white as swans, strong and hard as sea eagles, and can soar in the scorching storm, making mortals awe and admire. His body is a perfect note, and his eyes cannot be directly looked at, so as not to be blinded by the light of spirit. He can split the mountains with a holy sword, walk on the magma, and a simple glance can make the beast crawl, soar in the sky, and look down on the earth like a god. He is..." Hongbai stared at his little eyes and said in a high spirit: "Sacred Ness."

Gu Tie was stunned when he heard this and asked curiously: "Is this 'sacred' part of the name or a nickname?"

"I don't know, everyone calls him 'Holy Ness'." Hong and Bai said sweetly.

Gu Tie felt that red and white were unreliable, so he looked at Venom: "How about this Holy Ness?"

Venom frowned and thought for a while before saying, "A super-strengthening person, every nerve, every bunch of muscle, and every drop of blood, condenses the top strengthening technology in the multiverse. I have heard of it before, but I didn't care about it. This time I finally gained a sense of it. At that time, I used a 30mm caliber heavy sniper rifle and a specially made heavy dragon tooth bullet, and the firepower was enough to penetrate the rear armor of the tank. The first shot hit the back of the waist, he staggered, but slowed down, and did not stop; the second shot hit the back of the head, he finally stopped, but did not fall, and turned to look at me. The third shot hit the left eye directly, and he was still standing. Through the scope, I saw the warhead, the front half embedded in the eye socket, and the back half exposed. The heavy dragon tooth bullet could not even penetrate the eyeball."

"Fuck." Gu Tie couldn't help cursing and asked nervously: "What should I do later?"

"I plan to fight him and am ready to sacrifice Thunderhawk and Phantom Wings." Venom shrugged playfully and said lightly: "He saw me, recognized me, and said 'I have a 58% chance of killing you. If I were normal, I would definitely kill you. But this time it won't work', and then spread a pair of white wings and flew away like a rocket."

"58%?" Gu Tieke knew Venom's ability to fight alone and couldn't help but be very confused.

"He is quite modest, I am only 35% sure." Venom looked at Gu Tie deeply and lowered his gaze.

Gu Tie was silent for a while, patted the bed and shouted: "Why are you still in a daze together? Put on clothes and get equipment, go out to fight monsters and level up."

Hongbai was immediately excited and raised his hands and shouted: "Wow, fight monsters and level up."

Next, a group of people were dressing in a hurry to find weapons. Gu Tie's power armor was finished, so he put on the Ranger armor specially used by the regiment commander. The weapon was a Scorpio gun with a dragon-tooth bullet. After putting on the equipment, Gu Tie went to the mirror to look at himself, see the feet from the head, and then see the head from the feet, and finally locked his eyes on his forehead. On the right eyebrow, close to the corner of the forehead, there was a piece of silver-gray metal the size of a fingernail. He touched it and found that the metal was nailed into the skull without moving.

"What's going on?" Gu Tie said in surprise.

"This is a magic nail sealed by the soul." Ashes walked behind Gu Tie and said with a smile: "It can seal part of your soul and prevent the soul from being incompatible with the **. As time goes by, the seal will slowly weaken, and the soul can gradually merge with the ***. In this way, you will not suddenly feel swollen and chill all over, and you will win the love of your sisters in a lot of ways."

Gu Tie touched the magic nail again and said with a smile: "It's pretty good. It looks cool."

Ashes' big eyes turned, and he asked with a smile: "Where is Xingcai Stone and Qingliuli?"

"They..." Gu Tie tried hard to recall, but the magic nail on his right forehead suddenly turned red, leaving his brain blank.

"Hehe, be patient, don't be anxious." Ashes patted Gu Tie's shoulder, but his face turned to the other side. His eyes kept flashing.

Gu Tie took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go."

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[Transition summary: The five-headed dragon has sacrificed three players, but there are only four players who have appeared on the bench. There are still two places left, specifically for Hongbai and Black and White. Now that Gu Tie returns, Hongbai and Black and White use two places, and follow Gu Tie to form a formation. Venom, Ashes and Tie Spots leave quickly, continue their previous missions, and let Gu Tie take the two little guys to play on his own.]

The natural disaster forest was originally twisted and ugly, but now it is even more twisted and ugly. If the natural disaster forest in the first round of the arena was the curly leg hair of a Russian uncle, then the natural disaster forest is the lush yin hair of a Russian aunt. Red and white carried a big bulging backpack and jumped in the twisted jungle. Her little face was pink and tender, but she had incredible explosive power. Whenever a bush or rattan blocked her way, she would jump high like a cannonball and jump directly to the other side.

Black and white stealth stealth, making people unable to see. Gu Tie could only follow Hongbai, turn his eyes and raise his ears to be alert to the surroundings. For some reason, he could see the surroundings clearly. The layered branches and leaves had a very clear sense of layering, and any movement could be captured. On a twisted tree more than ten meters away, a beetle was holding a thin branch and chewing tender buds. Below the branches, a carnivorous insect was slowly approaching, and the compound eyes had locked the beetle. At the height of another twisted tree on the right, a gray bird turned his head and looked at the carnivorous insect, and its wings slowly opened, forming a realistic version of the "mantis stalks the cicada, and the oriole is behind."

Apart from this demonstration of natural laws, Gu Tie can see more. His eyes are like high-resolution cameras, and his brain seems to be equipped with a high-power processor with professional image processing programs. He can efficiently accept images, and then analyze them most thoroughly, present all information in his brain. This surprised him, why when he woke up, the hardware of his whole body seemed to be fully upgraded?

"Heibai, when I was in a coma, did you strengthen me?" Gu Tie asked in a low voice.

"No." The black and white voice came from behind, and the volume was very low, but it could clearly reach Gu Tie's ears. Gu Tie did not see her appearance, but noticed the slight distortion of light and shadow. She said in a soft voice: "Sixteen told us that the master had his soul left the body, so we dared not do anything, and we could only wait for the master to wake up naturally. It was not until the master woke up that we confirmed the problem that the ashes were soul sealed. Sealing magic nails is a common technology, and it is perfect if it does not hinder the master. It is impossible to strengthen the master."

"Oh, is that?" Gu Tie muttered.

"What's wrong with the master?" Hei and Bai asked in a soft voice, which looked like a kitten whispering.

"It's nothing, maybe it's my illusion." Gu Tie said with a wry smile.

After a while, Gu Tie saw a disguised monster. Its skin was rough and cracked, covered with sparse moss, curled up into a ball hanging on the tree, which looked like a big tree tumor. Hongbai didn't notice it at all and still jumped forward. Gu Tie quickly aimed at the monster's neck. Considering the distance and wind direction, he let the sight move to the upper right side of the monster's neck, and then pulled the trigger. The monster was shot on the side of the monster's neck. The wound was not big, but it broke the big artery and blood spurted out. The monster roared and fell. It just fell not far in front of Hongbai. The pain made it crazy. It opened its claws and exposed its fangs, which seemed to be attacking Hongbai.

Hongbai was stunned and took out the "Extreme Fascist" King Kong chain saw axe, then screamed fiercely, while waving the roaring chain saw axe, and slashing at the monster. After a while, the monster was dismembered into a pile of rotten meat. Hongbai carried the axe and ran to Gu Tie happily and shouted: "Brother Gu Tie, do you understand the rules? If the warriors start to start monsters first, they can hold back hatred. Hunter can output steadily. Otherwise, the monsters will rush over madly, and the crispy hunter will be tragic."

Gu Tie didn't care, and said humbly: "Yes, please continue to open the way."

Hongbai nodded and continued to walk in front. Not long after, Gutie saw a monster disguised as a stone. The monster was well disguised, with its lower body buried in the soil, only its rugged and rough back, with its back covered with fallen leaves, and the rough gray scales were no different from the rocks. Hongbai did not see it, and continued to jump happily. He walked towards the monster without any precaution. Gutie picked up the gun and put it down, preparing to let Hongbai suffer and learn to stay in the memory, and not engage in the brave rpg activities all day long.

Hongbai walked to the monster without any defense. The monster immediately burst into a shocking roar, raised its head and bit it out. It made people think of the big hippo attacking the little monkey. Hongbai's little eyes glared and stood without retreating. When the monster was about to bite him, he jumped up and threw out the head hammer and smashed it hard on the monster's nose. The monster's nose collapsed a large piece, and he retreated while screaming in pain. He fainted and fell to the ground after a few steps. Hongbai rushed forward with an axe, cut his neck hard, and quickly cut off the beast's head.

She brushed away the bangs and wiped away the blood, and hummed proudly: "Well, it's so weak."

Gu Tie was stunned and secretly comforted himself: "It's not that I can't do it, it's that this world is too distorted."

Hongbai ran to Gutie happily and shouted crisply: "Hunter."

"What's the matter, the warrior." Gu Tie said perfunctorily.

"You don't need to output this kind of monster, and the warrior can solve it independently." Hongbai said.

"Yes, please give me." Gu Tie sighed secretly.

Hongbai smiled and squinted his little eyes, ran to the front with a gaze, and jumped while humming a song, like a primary school student on an outing.

Gu Tie followed with some excitement, simply enjoying the scenery of the natural disaster forest with confidence, no longer being alert to the monsters around him, even if he saw the monsters, he would completely be invisible. After a while, a giant lizard similar to a crocodile suddenly rushed out, opened its big mouth like a locomotive, swallowed the red and white in one mouth, and then rushed towards Gu Tie. Gu Tie stood motionless, silenced in his heart, 'one, two, three, four, five...'. When he counted to 8, the giant lizard fell to the ground and rolled violently. The roaring chain saw axe cut its ribs from it, and a little guy covered in blood rushed out like a cannonball, with a strong stomach acid odor.

She screamed and killed the giant lizard, then rushed to Gu Tie, staring at her two almost fire-breathing small eyes.

Gu Tie hurriedly covered his nose and said exaggeratedly: "Don't come over, it smells so smelly."

"Brother Gu Tie, you are so bad." Hongbai stomped his feet hard and screamed in a crying voice.

"Soldier, what you said is what you asked for." Gu Tie said gloatingly.

Hongbai threw away the axe and sat on the ground, kicking two small feet covered with internal organs, and burst into tears. Gu Tie was stunned. Why did Hongbai, who was like a god of killing, just now chopped a giant lizard the size of a locomotive into rotten meat, and sat on the ground in a blink of an eye. Hongbai cried for a while, and saw Gu Tie completely ignored him, so he took off his backpack and rolled around, pounding the ground and cried: "Wuwuwu..., Hongbai hates Brother Gu Tie the most, Hongbai helps Brother Gu Tie to open the way to fight monsters, Wuwuwu..., Gu Tie doesn't care about Hongbai at all, and he can see Hongbai being eaten, Wuwuwu..."

Hei and Bai said in a soft voice: "Master. Think of a way. If you don't coax her, she can cry all day."

Gu Tie had no choice but to say, "I'm sorry, Brother Gu Tie is distracted, Brother Gu Tie is wrong."

"Woooo..., I hate Brother Gu Tie..." Hongbai apologized when he saw Gu Tie, and instead cried even more boldly.

Gu Tie sighed and went straight to the topic and said, "1 million gold coins."

The red and white rolling and howling immediately weakened a little.

"2 million gold coins." Gu Tie said again.

Hongbai stopped rolling, but still cried, kicked his legs, and knocked on the ground with his small fists.

"5 million gold coins." Gu Tie continued.

Hongbai stopped kicking and knocking, buried his face on the ground and cried.

"10 million gold coins, plus boiling water, washing your hair and rubbing your back." Gu Tie said.

Hongbai immediately got up from the ground, shaking his dirty little tail, like a puppy that had just climbed up from a cesspool.

"Everything can be bought, and this is also your advantage." Gu Tie said helplessly.

Half an hour later, beside a quiet small lake, Gutie used a folding shovel to dig a small hole on the ground and slapped the soil to solidify it. Then he led the lake water into the pit. Hongbai collected a pile of dry wood and a pile of stones, first burned a bonfire, and then threw the stones into the fire. When the stones were burning enough, Gutie threw some stones into the puddle. When the scorching stones touched cold water, the water was steaming. Gutie patted a small wooden stake next to the puddle: "Take off your clothes and sit on it, and let Brother Gutie wash your hair and rub your back."

Hongbai did not respond, blinking his wet little eyes, and his dirty little body gradually shrank into a ball. The little tail was tightly clamped between his butt. Gu Tie was depressed, what was this unconventional and was thinking. He was looking for water sources along the way to collect wood. Why did he clamp his tail into a ball when he was taking a shower? He took off his gloves to try the water temperature. It felt a little hot, but for Hongbai, there should be no difference. This unconventional and could get into the fire and burn the creaking nest with flames.

"Hurry, just when the water temperature is just right." Gu Tie said.

Hongbai still didn't move, and suddenly squatted on the ground with his head in his arms. He was shaking with his little tail. Gu Tie sighed, reached out to grab her back collar, and lifted her to the puddle. Hongbai did not struggle, but just shrank into a ball nervously. Gu Tie took some effort to untie her belt, took off her dirty SS uniform, and took off her shirt with even greater efforts. Soon, Hongbai only had a pair of lantern underwear left. The underwear was also soaked with foul gastric juice, but Hongbai had the tail between her, making it impossible for her underwear to take off.

Gu Tie hooked the edge of his underwear and found that it was just ordinary cotton cloth. He felt relieved to tear it hard and pulled off the entire underwear. The red and white tail was clamped together, without making a sound or moving. Perhaps it was the quietest time ever. Gu Tie pressed her on a small wooden stake and scooped water with a water cup to wash her little head. She shivered nervously, and hummed a few vaguely, as if she was talking. Gu Tie was used to her energetic screams, and was really not used to the soft humming, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

"Water...water...scalding..." Hongbai stammered.

"Isn't it hot enough?" Gu Tie asked puzzledly.

"Too...too...hot..." Hongbai said stutteringly.

"Oh?!" Gu Tie was a little confused, but he didn't bother with Hongbai. She said it was too hot, that's too hot. Why did Honglong think the water was too hot and not too hot? Only God knows. Gu Tie lured more lake water into the puddle, and then scooped half a cup of water on Hongbai's head. The red and white little heads were little, and he stuttered: "Woo... OK... Uh... Uh... Uh..."

Gu Tie scooped a large glass of water and poured it on Hongbai's head, and said with a smile: "Hongbai, you are so soft now."

The red and white didn't make a sound, and the hot water washed away the dirt on his face, revealing a red and red face.

Gu Tie rubbed Hongbai's head while scooping water. Suddenly, he saw a soldier crawling out of the lake, covered in wet, wearing diving glasses and a respirator, and holding two big fish in his hand. He thought this guy was alone and didn't care much. This guy looked completely unprepared and took off his glasses and respirator carelessly. When the two saw that he didn't know each other. (To be continued.)
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