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Half an hour later, Gutie put down a large bundle of dried firewood in a dilapidated hut in Greensen. Qingli followed lightly, carrying a delicate fine grid cage, as big as a suitcase, and was full of strange-shaped beetles. Xingcai Stone finally entered the hut, looked at the dirty room, looked at the dry firewood of Gutie, and then looked at Qingliuli's insect-catching cage, and suddenly didn't know how to criticize. A player at the forefront of the storm actually gave up a lot of serious things and didn't dare to live in a dirty ruin. The player's devil had no intention of admonition, and wasted his life and wasted his hair, and weaved a cage to help catch insects.
"Did Chen Xing actually praise him as a real warrior?" Xing Caishi sighed helplessly: "It's so blind!"
After Gu Tie put down the wood, he frowned and stared at the wood in a daze, muttering: "I haven't been camping for a long time, I forgot the steps."
"Yeah, don't worry." Qing Liuli took out Gutie's Nokia and looked at Gutie's camera: "Give me a opening remark."
Gu Tie's eyes turned, he coughed lightly and brushed his hair, and said to the camera: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Tie. I am in Green Forest, showing you the skills of survival in the wilderness. In the wild, a safe shelter, a pile of warm bonfires, and a meal of protein-rich food is crucial. If there are a large number of vicious monsters and militants in the wild, the shelter should be as hidden as possible. It is best to have plants covering the surroundings, so it is not easy to be discovered. This shelter is good, with only one exit and lush shrubs around it, which can cover the light and absorb noise. As long as we are not as high-profile as tourists in the Celestial Empire, there is basically no problem."
Qing Liuli raised her left thumb and praised: "nice, next paragraph."
"Now, I want to show the bonfire. The bonfire is crucial. The temperature difference between day and night in the wild is very large. In the cold and humid environment, it will create a huge burden on us. The body needs to consume twice the energy to maintain body temperature, and the spirit will be tense for a long time, and it is easy to be depressed and depressed." Gu Tie's expression was calm and he was a little serious: "I have collected a pile of dry wood, but I am facing a problem. I came to the ruins accidentally and had no ignition tools, so I want to use some more primitive methods to make the fire."
"Wait, Master Tie, can you introduce the method of collecting wood?" Qing Liuli asked.
"Dry wood is very important. Wet wood is not easy to ignite, and it will emit thick smoke to leak his whereabouts." Gutie picked up a piece of wood and pinched it, making a dry and crisp sound: "In the wet wilderness, many novices don't know how to find wood, and they bump around like headless flies. In fact, the method is very simple. Find big trees, caves, houses, cliffs, etc. Under all objects that can shelter from wind and rain, there may be dry wood, such as this shelter..." He pointed to the dead vines and fallen leaves in the corner of the wall: "The vines in summer penetrate into the building, and when they dry in winter, they become these high-quality ignition materials."
"nice." Qing Liuli gave a thumbs up again: "How does Tie Ye plan to light the fire."
Gu Tie squatted down and picked up a slender wooden stick and said calmly: "Drilling wood to make fire is a common method, simple and effective. But the most primitive drilling wood to make fire is very slow, just like stroking a cold woman, it will take a long time to make it effective. Fortunately, I am a professional soldier and carry some special medicines with you." He took out a bullet and twisted off the bullet to show the charge in the shell: "Gunpowder is a high-quality fire-induced object, but it is not wise to use gunpowder directly. Their medicines are too powerful and appropriate adjustments should be made."
Gu Tie took out the dagger and separated a thick trunk vertically: "I made a base for drilling wood to make fire. This section of the sunken trunk is more suitable for setting gunpowder, which can be used as a base." He fixed the half of the sunken piece on the ground, poured the gunpowder in the middle, carefully crushed and spread it out, and then used the dagger to cut out the other half of the trunk, making a lot of wood chips sprinkled on the gunpowder, and carefully mixing: "Wood chips are excellent burning substances and can also neutralize the power of gunpowder. If your gunpowder is powerful, then make more wood chips."
Gutie mixed wood chips and gunpowder together, spread them evenly in the depression of the base, and then rubbed them with a wooden stick. After a while, Mars flashed and wood chips and gunpowder burned together. Gutie first put the leaves and branches into the fire, then increased the fire and added thick branches, and put them into a bonfire. He smiled and said, "Women are completely hot, and the fire is raging, but we cannot be too high-profile. Remember, this shelter is not completely insulated and sound-insulated. We are careful to be caught and cannot be caught. We long but worried about being caught. So what kind of fire is appropriate? The judgment standard is very simple."
Gu Tie pointed to a pile of rags in the corner of the wall and said very seriously: "The fire illuminates the surroundings, and we can barely see the corners, but we can't see clearly, so the brightness is more appropriate. We can't see clearly, and we can't see clearly outside. It is particularly emphasized that this is just a rough judgment standard, so don't copy it completely. In short, making a fire in the wild is equal to the jiān**, the lower the key, the better." He added two more dry firewood: "After the bonfire is lit, we get the calories, and we will reach the next theme - nutritious food."
Gu Tie looked at the camera and said very seriously: "In the wilderness, we have to travel a long distance..."
At this moment, a raucous run came from outside the shelter, and there were a lot of jingling metal bumps. After a while, two mud monkeys rushed in with a stretcher, full of equipment. Gu Tie didn't recognize them at first sight, and almost used guns. Because they were all half-dragon-like, the Chinese pastoral dog was tall, with a small tail, head, face, body, and butt everywhere, as if they had just rolled out of the mud pit.
"What's wrong with you?" Gu Tie asked puzzledly.
"Ma Chao fights Xu Chu, go barefoot." The little mud monkey in front said with his little eyes.
"It's Xu Chu and Ma Chao." Gu Tie said angrily.
"Well, aren't they all shirtless? Do you still have to share the attack and suffer?" She shook her tail and asked sweetly.
"Because you are covered in mud, I won't suck you." Gu Tie said angrily.
The little mud monkey put down the stretcher with a rush and jumped to the bonfire to squat. The dim bonfire did not meet her needs, so she threw pieces of fire into the fire and sprayed a mouthful of fire to help the fire. The fire wave erupted and almost burned to the roof. She was finally satisfied. Her little eyes were smiling and turned into crescent moons, then she threw herself into the flames, twisting and rolling around like a dog. After a while, she jumped out of the fire and shook her little head and body like a dog falling into water. The burnt mud dirt fell down, and her fiery red hair, her white face and a small body covered with scales. In this way, the little mud monkey became a cute little ** again.
Gu Tie was silent for a while and said to Qing Liuli's mobile phone: "This is definitely a negative teaching material, humans should not imitate it."
Hongbai blinked his little eyes and asked curiously: "Brother Gu Tie, what are you doing?"
"Photographed documentaries of survival in the wilderness," Gu Tie said.
Hongbai's little eyes lit up and shook his tail: "This Hongbai is best at it, Hongbai is the heroine."
Qing Liuli transferred the camera without hesitation and said to Hongbai: "Are you ready?"
Hongbai spits into the palm of his hand, wipes his hair and says, "Well, you're ready."
"3,2,1,action." Qing Liuli shouted.
Hongbai stared at her little eyes and shouted with energy: "Hello everyone, I am Hongbai. I am in Lusen, showing you the skills of seeking food in the wilderness. In the wild, foods rich in protein are crucial, so we must be good at finding food and not picky about food. If you are a young master and lady who is accustomed to being raised, you will become food. Now, let Hongbai cover up the skills of seeking truth from the cage." She grabbed a big beetle with teeth and claws from the cage and said sweetly: "This beetle is rich in protein, three times the same weight of beef. If you twist your head, you can eat it all over your body." She twisted off the beetle's head, stuffed her body into her mouth, and bit it into pieces and eaten.
Hongbai ate the insects, and his lips were still unsatisfied. He said sweetly: "Because Lusen had just experienced a sub-space storm, the animals and plants were seriously polluted and had a mess of evil mutations. So the crispy just now was like chicken that changed its flavor overnight, and it tasted obediently, just like Brother Gu Tie's booster. As a smart predator, we must be good at using our brains and hands." She picked up the wooden stick and cut it into clusters of wooden sticks, grabbed the beetles one by one. Each beetle was inserted from its butt and then penetrated from its head, and each wooden stick penetrated three or four. After they were penetrated, they did not die for a moment, and they waved their claws in vain.
Hongbai inserted the beetle strings by the bonfire and said sweetly: "Okay, you'll be able to eat it in a while."
Gu Tie was silent for a while and asked as calmly as possible: "What else is the point except for eating?"
"As food seekers, we should try our best to eat, not picky food. However, conditions allow, we can enrich the recipes and make more delicious foods. In this way, our food can be more vigorous and eat more delicious foods." Hongbai picked up a tree trunk, hollowed out the center with a dagger, put a few beetles in it, sealed the mouth with mud and threw it into the fire: "This is stewing, don't mind mud. Although mud is rotten, it will eventually be burned. After it is dried, blow it and it will fall."
"You..." Gu Tie shook his head and asked laughed and cryingly: "What about other things than eating?"
"If you want to make a documentary, bring Bai Bai's cameraman." Hong Bai said seriously.
"What, are you..." Gu Tie had a bad association.
"If there is no food, just eat the cameraman." Hongbai picked up a wooden sign and stared at Qing Liuli's lips.
"Sure enough." Gu Tie said helplessly.
Qing Liuli put down her phone, rubbed her palms and gestured to kill thousands of years: "Well, are you declaring war?"
"Your head doesn't need to be twisted, it's crispy and the chicken tastes." Hongbai said without showing any weakness, and also made a gesture of killing thousands of years.
The two of them looked at each other without moral integrity, and suddenly Xu Chu and Ma Chao shouted fiercely, and then twisted into a ball to find each other's butts. Gutie picked up his phone and said to the camera: "Hello everyone, I am Gutie, briefly telling the skills of seeking food in the wilderness. No matter which type of insect, there are a lot of bacteria and parasites. If you have to eat beetles, try to cook them as much as possible and eat less and more meals. Generally speaking, herbivores are the first choice, followed by carnivores. Scabbage generally contains deadly bacteria and parasites, so try not to eat them. If you have to eat scavengers, please remove the internal organs, brain, and spine, and roast or cook the meat thoroughly."
When Hongbai heard this, he became anxious and wrestled and shouted, "Brother Gu Tie, you will spoil the child."
"Spoiling is at least better than murder." Gu Tie said bluntly.
"But...ah!" Hongbai was unfortunately hit and screamed with his little butt.
Gu Tie turned the camera towards the big bonfire burning and the two people who were fighting without moral integrity, and continued: "No shelter can cover up such an arrogant flame. Their screams will be far away and attract many enemies. This is a typical negative teaching material. Good children should not imitate it. This issue of the wilderness survival ends here. Thank you for watching. I will go out to patrol. See you next time."
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The white moonlight coats the ruins with a gorgeous silver edge, but the ruins are always ruins. Gu Tie walks between two sloping high buildings and looks up at the giant vines entangled with the tall buildings. His heart is filled with an indescribable complex emotion, some nostalgia, some sighs, and a little warmth. For many players, Green Forest is the beginning of a nightmare. For Gu Tie, Green Forest is indeed the beginning of a nightmare, but it is also a turning point in life. In Green Forest, the person on earth died, and a brand new personality is reborn in the body.
This is indeed the case. Gu Tie is still Gu Tie, but he is not a humble citizen of the Heavenly Kingdom.
A rustling noise came from a tall building, as if many animals were crawling. The ancient iron stopped in a shadow and looked at the direction of the noise. After a while, a group of leaf monsters crawled out of the building and quickly climbed on the giant vines. They seemed not polluted by the subspace storm, and their upper bodies were still thick and had four thick and long giant arms; their lower limbs were still short and thin, and two small and short tulips were deformed. They crawled quickly on the giant vines, chasing a multi-legged lizard with many tulips, similar to centipedes.
Gu Tie looked at them silently, with a smile on the corner of his lips. Suddenly, an unusual breath came from the air. The leaf monsters stopped chasing and screamed wildly and ran away separately. Then a huge bird of prey fell from the sky, caught a leaf monster and pecked to death, and then spread its wings and flew into the air. Gu Tie's smile on the corner of his lips became deeper, and another old acquaintance, also came. But the dragon crow changed a lot, with a bigger mouth, shorter neck, and more gorgeous feathers, just like a giant parrot.
When the dragon crow flew away, the leaf monster dispersed, Gu Tie continued to wander around, trying to find more memories. Half an hour later, he saw some firelights from afar, followed the firelight and finally found a ruin of a building similar to a gymnasium. Outside the building, there were many flagpoles, but there was not a single flag, with a large number of semi-rotten skeletons inserted, and the air was filled with a disgusting rotten stench. The firelight came from some oil barrels. In the charming firelight, some twisted and ugly humanoid monsters were holding a weird ceremony. Some were thin, hunched, some were tall and fat, some had two heads, some had three pairs of **, and some had four hands... It was simply a gathering of mutants. They formed a circle, and the mutants behind hugged the waist in front and walked slowly.
"What are these things?" Gu Tie couldn't understand, but felt a strong disgust.
After a while, a mutant suddenly fell to the ground, and other mutants rushed up and tore the mutants into pieces. Gu Tieza couldn't stand it, so he took out two boxes of grenades from the fire box, and then released twelve mirror images of the charm demons. They picked up the grenades and threw them wildly, just like grenades in the 17th century Europe. Before the mutants could react, they were blown to pieces. More mutants rushed out of the building, and the mirrors continued to throw grenades, not only smashing all mutants, but also exploding the building.
In fact, the building was not a blow-down, it was a dangerous building that could collapse at any time, and the grenade was just the last straw.
Gu Tie looked at the dust from the collapse of the building, hoping for something to hide, but waited for a long time without waiting. He shook his head in disappointment, walked in the other direction, and walked to a small river with a turbid and stinky smell. During the sub-space storm, violent psychic thorns grew in large quantities and animals mutated in large quantities. When the storm subsided, overgrown animals and plants died on a large scale like hypoxia. Dead branches and leaves and corpses were washed into the river by rain, slowly rotting, reminding Gu Tie of the Heavenly Kingdom.
Gu Tie wanted to continue wandering, but suddenly felt a strange aura, as if the buds of the lotus huā stretched out from the bottom of the water. This aura was a woman, very high-quality. He didn't know who she was and what she looked like, but he instinctively looked at him. She kept staring at him without hostility, but had some strong intentions, as if she was eager for something. He waited silently for a while, but she didn't show up on her own initiative, and said lightly: "It's dirty and smelly, and the smell of sulfide is filled in the air. It's not suitable for dates. What do you think?"
She appeared in the shadow of a big tree by the river, wearing a black cloak with heavy shadows, her eyes shining brightly in the shadow of the hood. Gu Tie looked at her height, wide shoulders, circumference, and long, and her vigilance gradually faded away, and said helplessly: "Ms. Mowei, if you want to do bad things sneakily, can you be more professional, change your clothes or something?"
Mo Wei lifted her hood, showed her dignified and beautiful face, and sighed softly: "Oh, how do you see mine?"
"Sorry, I worked hard to study your...body shape during the day." Gu Tie said frankly.
"Then how did you find me? I think I'm hiding well." Mo Wei pouted like an unhappy little girl.
"You shouldn't be staring at me. People like me are very sensitive to other people's gazes." Gu Tie said.
"Is there a sense of superiority that is highly anticipated?" Mo Wei asked.
"No, those who are staring at me usually want to kill me." Gu Tie said lightly.
Mo Wei lowered her eyes and said softly: "Sorry, I retired for too long and accidentally forgot the cruelty of the players."
"What do you want?" Gu Tie asked.
"It's nothing, just look at the man chosen by Ash. The reason why I participated in the negotiation was just to guard against Ash. Ash was not involved, and I had nothing to do. So I took the time to see Ash's... husband." Mo Wei stared at Gu Tie again. The flashing light in her eyes was very soft, but there was an incredible penetration, which seemed to be able to see through Gu Tie's flesh. Gu Tie did not resist, and let her look generously, and said with a smile: "I am more confident in my fork hip muscles. What do you think?"
Mo Wei smiled and asked softly: "If Morning Star had found you, would you join the Tongmenghui?"
"Maybe, the Morning Star people are good. What? I regret making me an enemy?" Gu Tie said with a sneer.
"It's not regret, but sighing, not sighing as enemies of you, but sighing yourself." Mo Wei said softly: "Being able to become a player generally has complex experiences. Once the experience is complicated, the mind will be complicated and will not be so clean. The four horsemen back then did not establish the "Personal and Glory Alliance" because of justice and glory, but to seek justice and glory and establish an organization. Over the years, we have crossed the river with stones, and we don't know where we are going. Now we see you..." She sighed quietly: "I have to say that we are wrong. In the process of mobilizing, we forgot our original intention."
"Why am I very kind to this?" Gu Tie asked with a smile: "Okay, what do you think of me?"
"You have also experienced a lot, but you have been optimistic, motivated, and hopeful, and live very hard." Mo Wei sighed: "We have sought too much, but we have forgotten the basic principles. The so-called 'justice' is not law or morality, but an enterprising spirit. 'Heaven moves vigorously, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement'. If everyone strives for self-improvement, then no matter society, country, group, or family, it will be full of vitality. Seeing you who are self-improvement and progress, and looking back at the Tongmenghui, it feels bad."
"Oh, I regard your comments as compliments, thank you." Gu Tie said with a smile.
"Do you find a clean and elegant place to have a shot?" Mo Wei asked.
"What?" Gu Tie was shocked and asked in a hurry: "This gun... is the gun that was shot? "
"We are forbidden to fight." Mo Wei smiled and said, "How can we shell each other?"
"Then this..." Gu Tie blushed in disgrace.
"It's just one night, and if you want to develop for a long time, I don't mind." Mo Wei said.
Gu Tie hurriedly said, "Wait, what are you doing? Revenge ashes to dump you? Do you think she will care?"
"Eldah is very good at appreciating beauty and seeking art. When we see beautiful portraits, we will stop and appreciate them. When we hear beautiful songs, we will listen. When we see an ambitious, optimistic, strong and handsome young man, I also want to know him in depth." Mo Wei said generously: "Ash must have described me to you? Did she say that my xiong family is extremely large?"
"It's true." Gu Tie agreed helplessly, these Elda people were too smart.
"I used a deformation technique to control them." She tinged and asked softly: "Do you want to study it carefully?"
Gu Tie gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Where to open a room?"
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ps: In the original setting, Mo Wei is also the heroine. Later, I was lazy and cut it off because red and white occupies too many scenes. (To be continued. Please search for Astronomy, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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