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018 When a woman sits every day, her butt will relax like a jellyfish

"1.8 million?" Muyuan's eyelids twitched, and he almost broke up the CD stall. Killing Ruins is not short of rich players who have money and have no place to spend, but the rich players are only a very small number, and the proportion is similar to the invisible rich people in the Celestial Dynasty. Most players spend money carefully. What is the natural salary today? Can you kill an injured single player tomorrow and get a thousand star diamonds to add some new equipment. 1.8 million star diamonds are completely an unimaginable astronomical figure for most players. So as soon as the reward for Gu Tie was passed, a large number of poor players were hot and ran over to die.

In normal times, Muyuan would definitely turn the stall without hesitation, and even use the gossip shield to slap his red and white face. But now, life is at stake, and she has no time to delay, and Tianxue is waiting for her. Perhaps one day later, a serious injury will die of illness; if she eats for two days, a child may starve to death. If she delays for ten days and half a month, how can the sky be completely destroyed? If Gu Tie can hire 1.8 million to support it, it is not unacceptable, and it only increases the price by 80%.

Muyuan took a deep breath and asked seriously: "Let's find a place to discuss in detail. Please come to Gu Tie, a player, how about it?"

"It's no problem to ask Brother Gu Tie, but you may have misunderstood the player Muyuan." Hongbai said crisply.

"What?" Muyuan asked vigilantly.

"1.8 million is just the agency fee for the head of state, and Brother Gu Tie's appearance fee is calculated separately." Hongbai said.

"What!" Muyuan's eyelids twitched for a few times. If he hadn't cultivated his body for hundreds of years, he would have almost swung his shield to slash his face.

Seeing Muyuan's face was wrong, Hongbai tightened his face and said, "Player Muyuan, do you think 1.8 million can make Brother Gu Tie appear? You should think carefully about what his identity is. In the current killing ruins, there is only one player who can openly challenge the authority of the Tongmenghui and make the Tongmenghui worry, that is the player Gu Tie. You should go out and see the wreckage of the Sky Cruiser of the Tongmenghui. Gu Tie guessed how much the battleship was. Then, you can guess Brother Gu Tie's appearance fee."

Muyuan's face looked ugly, and his white little face could scrape off a layer of frost.

An Yang's eyes turned and asked carefully: "Hisser-in-chief, you just mentioned two methods, what is the other one?"

"There's no chance." Hongbai said confidently.

"Is that so? You just commented on me. I didn't hear it clearly." Mu Yuan's face became even more ugly, his face was faintly radiant, and a kind of spiritual energy similar to clouds and mist kept gushing out of his head. The spiritual energy of the Penglai people was similar to the Qigong of the Heavenly Dynasty, allowing the spiritual energy to circulate continuously in the body, forming an effect similar to the airflow, scientifically called "True Qi". When the Penglai people were planning to take action, the true energy would gush out of their body, forming a tough and strong gushing energy. Mu Yuan was very angry, and the gushing energy flowed out of the top of his head, almost forming an angry effect.

Hongbai knew Muyuan was very angry, but said indifferently: "Brother Gu Tie is from the Celestial Empire, but he likes big butts with European and American flavors. His round and perky butts, and his long legs are strong and straight. This is Brother Gu Tie's favorite. Players Muyuan, you have to accept reality. You Penglai players sit every day to refine pills, and once they meditate, they will be 70 to 49 days, 99 to 81 days, etc. Your butts are not exercised at all. They are as loose as jellyfish, and they are still round in the water, and they will wrinkle and droop as soon as they come out of the water."

Muyuan was too angry and became dumbfounded, his eyes were stunned. His face was blue and white for a while, and he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was intoxicated. An Yang quickly slapped Muyuan's vest and injected a stream of conditioning true energy to control Muyuan's Xu Lun's riot. After a while, Muyuan's eyes returned to awake, but covered his mouth and vomited blood. Hongbai saw Muyuan vomiting blood, and quickly comforted: "Actually, your butt is pretty good. It's not particularly sagging. In Penglai country, you can run for the beautiful butt lady. However, according to Brother Gu Tie's standards, your butt is still too small. Use classic physics as a metaphor. If the ball is too small, it will be easily pried over by the lever."

Muyuan was talented and intelligent, and he actually understood the amount of information about this metaphor and vomited a few mouthfuls of blood.

Hongbai blinked his eyes and said sweetly: "Well, let's continue to talk about agency fees and appearance fees."

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In the Dragon Palace Mall, Gu Tie hugged the robin and walked into a clothing store. The store was run by the Siren tribe and specially tailored various daily clothes for players. When the female store owner saw Gu Tie coming, she immediately smiled like a trumpet flower and rushed to greet her. Gu Tie ignored the female store owner for the time being and said to the robin: "The clothes here are relatively durable. A few days ago, I customized a set of sportswear here. It took ten minutes to tear them all. The clothes in other stores were smashed in less than five minutes."

The robin walked to a plastic model and pulled her sleeves hard: "The fabric is very conscientious, with three layers of high-strength fiber."

Gu Tie nodded and said to the shop owner: "The best design is the best material, and the best workmanship is the best."

"Yes, this lady is definitely satisfied." The owner said respectfully.

"Uh, it's not 'maid', it's 'mad', she is my wife." Gu Tie said calmly.

"Oh, it turns out to be..." The owner thought the robin was the 'new look' of Venom, and immediately showed a look of awe.

"She is not Venom. So far, you can start working."

Gu Tie blinked at the robin and sat down on the rest bench. The clerks gave Gu Tie tea and snacks, then closed the store door and served the robin specifically. The owner and designers surrounded the robin, using advanced instruments to scan the body shape, then asked about the robin's needs, and then conducted on-site design and consultation. The robin communicated with several designers for a while, and asked Gu Tie again: "Hongbai likes money, everyone knows. But is it okay for her to make money like this? I see that there are countless outsiders who are in and out of the Dragon Palace, and those CDs are flowing into the hands of outsiders. Venom's biochemical technology, ashes' psychic energy, Tie Ye's swordsmanship, and all kinds of secrets are there."

"It doesn't matter." Gu Tie said indifferently while admiring the round and straight little butt of the robin: "They she took out and sold were all the techniques of a goose, and all vending machines were for sale. You also know that vending machines not only sell weapons, but also sell various magic books and technical materials. As long as the reputation is high enough and there are enough star diamonds, you can buy the top-level Im weapon artwork. But having artwork is one thing, and making artworks into weapons is another. The Celestial Empire has been secretly learning European and American technology for half a century, but it has not made any name. The same is true for the same psychic energy, and the magic books are placed on the table. But not everyone can practice it."

Sixteen laughed and said to Venus: "For his poor words, give him a glass of beer and a glass of ice and fire whirlpool."

"No, I'm so disrespectful to girls." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"Beer is for you, ice and fire vortex is for players' robin." Sixteen said lightly.

"Hey, you're so slapping in the face." Gu Tie said dissatisfied.

"Can you taste wine?" Sixteen asked.

"No, but the traditional virtue of the Chinese people is to pretend to be b, not to be romantic, just high-end," Gu Tie said.

Venus poured a piece of beer and placed it heavily in front of Gutie. He stared at him and shouted: "Stop talking, drink it quickly."

"Oh, okay, who made me afraid of my wife?" Gu Tie may be tough on other people's women, but he is very tolerant of his own women. They are all as beautiful as goddesses, versatile as inside and outside, and are so devoted to him. As a man, what else can he ask for? He picked up a big cup and took a sip. He nodded to the robin: "I shouldn't introduce it."

"I often hear him mention you for the first time when I meet you. Hello, madam, I am Venus." Venus smiled enthusiastically.

The robin blinked his eyes, lowered his face like a shy little girl, and said in a gentle voice: "Hello. Please be sure to call me by my name. In fact, in the tone of selling pets, he urged Mr. Tie to buy mine. Mr. Tie signed the contract without even looking at it. So that cannot be counted. Venom is the favorite of Mr. Tie, followed by ashes. They deserve their name."

"Yoyo, so cute. It's the first time I've seen such a cute player." Venus brought out a fruit platter with a strong aroma and said enthusiastically: "Come on, this is the most valuable food in the Dragon Palace. It's pure natural fruit airlifted from the tropical zone. It doesn't have hormone fattening. It's not biochemical manufacturing. Ordinary players can't afford it. You can eat it casually. This is my sincerity."

The robin blushed and said shyly and happily: "Thank you, you're so nice."

"Don't be polite, they are all family. In terms of professional title, you are one level higher than me, and I should please you." Venus said with a smile.

"What title?" Robin was very curious.

"Let's talk about it when we go back." Venus blinked ambiguously.

"Yes. I understand." Robin agreed obediently.

Sixteen saw all this in his eyes, glanced at Gu Tie meaningfully, as if he was praising: "Awesome."

Gu Tie shrugged and asked with a smile: "The two Penglai players stopped me just now. Tianxue from the North Winter Cotton Plateau."

"I don't interfere with player affairs, so don't ask me." Sixteen said lightly.

"Please, aren't you very involved in the game of bravery?" Gu Tie asked.

"I am very committed to abuse you, this is the only thing that is allowed." said Sixteen.

"Oh, it's so sad." Gu Tie shook his head with a smile, then looked at Venus: "Where are you?"

"I know about the Northland. I heard about the Winter Cotton Plateau, but the battle group of Penglai players?!" Venus shrugged playfully: "Penglai players like to hide in a corner where they are unaware of it, concentrate on refining pills and magic weapons, then fill their bodies with equipment, and go out to find some soft persimmons to pinch them. Penglai's pills and magic weapons are indeed good, but they have been staying for too long, and their skills are always inflexible, and their reactions are slow for a few beats. So Penglai players are considered rare species, and they are probably as precious as giant pandas on Earth."

Gu Tie thought about it and asked Shiliu again: "Can I help Tianxue? This involves dealing with the Tongmenghui."

When Sixteen encountered a question that could be answered, he still answered patiently: "You are forbidden to fight with Morning Star, and the direct power you are governing is forbidden to deal with the direct power dominated by Morning Star. Morning Star is the Western Guardian of the Tongmenghui, and directly controls the Tongmenghui organization of the Western Tu. You cannot attack the Tongmenghui of the Western Tu. If you cannot, your spouse cannot, your family cannot, and your five-headed dragon battle group under your control cannot do it. Similarly, Morning Star is the same. But on the other hand, Morning Star is only the Western Guardian of the Tongmenghui, and is not the chief elder of the Tongmenghui, and cannot represent the entire Tongmenghui. The Tongmenghui organization located in the north has no direct relationship with Morning Star."

"In other words, can it?" Gu Tieman asked seriously.

"Yes, you can take action against the Tongmenghui in the North, as long as it does not harm the Tongmenghui in the West." Sixteen said lightly: "By the same reason, the Tongmenghui in the West cannot do anything to you. The Central Tongmenghui and the Xitu Alliance will have direct relationships with superiors and subordinates, and you cannot touch you, but the other seven territories can use force against you." She picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and said as if nothing had happened: "As a Celestial Person, you should know that the most distinctive party struggles in the Celestial Empire, and the whole country has formed cliques. Do you mind giving an example?"

Gu Tie knew what Sixteen was suggesting, and after thinking about it, he said: "On the party and government, of course, it is the most powerful after the founding of the country. There are many mountains in the army. It is said that Taizu of the Celestial Dynasty failed to control all military forces and relied heavily on Marshal Lin's support. In the three-year Great Leap Forward, Taizu killed tens of millions of people. Later, the power was lost and he relied entirely on Marshal Lin to deal with political enemies. Later, there was a Gang of Four. They killed Marshal Peng and other founding fathers, and in the end, only Marshal Ye and Taizong were left. That's it."

"It's very interesting. Several Taizus from civilian origins like to kill the founding fathers." said Sixteen.

"Gaozu of Han, Taizu of Ming, Taizu of this dynasty." Gu Tie said.

Sixteen did not say much, and slowly tasted the wine. She only had a few words, and the amount of information was very huge. Gu Tie didn't understand it for a while, so he patted the robin's little head. The robin's eyes turned and he said clearly: "There are several players who surrendered from the Tongmenghui. According to their disclosure, the Four Horsemen created the prototype of the Tongmenghui. It belonged to the first generation leader. With the four horsemen's death and disappearance, the adjutants of the Four Horsemen gradually took over the baton and became the second generation leaders. The second generation leader managed the Tongmenghui for a period of time, and gradually handed over the power to the disciples and students of the Four Horsemen, and retired to elders without real power."

Venus paused and said: "Yes, Swan's mother Mowei is the second generation, and Morning Star is the third generation."

The robin thought for a while and said, "When the second generation handed over the power to the third generation, some unknown deceptions occurred, which led to the dispersion of the power of the Tongmenghui. The major forces of the Tongmenghui were peaceful on the surface, and secretly recruited soldiers and horses, creating many tyrannical incidents. This is how the nickname of "hegemony" came from. The guardians from all directions, the central government and the circuit court were not harmonious. We made Morning Star anxious, and there must be several guardians who gloat and thought, "Oh, let your mother's fashion b". If we take action against other guardians, we must clarify the internal struggles of the Tongmenghui, and it is best to dismember the Tongmenghui and eat them in pieces."

Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a smile: "Before we help Tianxue, we must know the relationship between the North Guardian and Morning Star."

The robin shook his head and said crisply: "My intelligence is limited."

Venus also shook his head and smiled and said, "I only know the West. Sorry, my dear."

"No hurry, I know who knows." Gu Tie smiled and sent a spiritual call to Xingcai Shi and Qing Liuli, asking them to count the internal relationship of Tongmenghui. These two succubus absorbed dozens or hundreds of female players, many of whom were girls from Tongmenghui. After a long period of taming, the girls were obedient and willing to provide various information and information. Not long after, Xingcai Shi and Qing Liuli sent back a bunch of insider information. Gu Tie sorted out these information in his mind and quickly obtained a pretty good strategy.

"Brother Gu Tie." A young childish voice suddenly sounded sweetly. The sweet and soft little cutie then climbed on Gu Tie's thighs and sat Gu Tie as a human chair. She picked up Gu Tie's big wine glass and took a sip, and said with a smile: "Wow, what a refreshing beer, drink a refreshing beer after get off work. It's indeed a fairy-like enjoyment."

Gu Tie casually tied the waving tail to his belt, then stroked the red and white little head, like a puppy.

Hongbai narrowed his eyes while enjoying himself and said sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie. Hongbai recites poems for you."

"Okay." Gu Tie asked casually, without thinking too much.

The red and white little eyes turned and said sweetly: "Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, leisurely seeing the southern mountains."

"Oh, Tao Yuanming's famous quote." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"It's not that the flowers prefer chrysanthemums, and there are no flowers when the flowers bloom." Red and white reciting.

"This is..." Gu Tie couldn't remember to sit, and his whole body was inexplicably cold.

"When it's Double Ninth Festival, I'll be there for chrysanthemums." said red and white sweetly.

"You..." Gu Tie became more and more awkward as he heard it. Why is this mood so strange?

"The light alleys are full of fragrance on the ground, and the chrysanthemums on the desk are fat in September." said red and white.

"Whose poem is this?" Gu Tie asked dryly.

"The Song of the Chrysanthemum City by Wang Ruting of the Tang Dynasty." said red and white crisply.

"You..." Gu Tie didn't know what to say.

"Brother Gu Tie, do you know the best couple in classical literature?" Hongbai asked again.

"I don't know, I only have 89 in Chinese in the college entrance examination, and I miss one point to pass the exam." Gu Tie said.

"Jia Baoyu and Qin Zhong, the love between a beautiful boy, is the length of the draw, whoever is better attacks." Hongbai said.

Gu Tie couldn't answer, so he focused on enduring goosebumps after goosebumps.

"Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai sings for you." Hongbai coughed crisply and hummed in a sweet childish voice: "Your chrysanthemums are weak and wounded, and the bleak smoke scars bring out the past. That night was too long to attack and be confused. Who was staying until the temperature became cold, tears were clear and vermilion red, the rhythm slowly became stronger and strong, the sound of the frontier turned into a wisp of howl, drifting with the wind, your desolation, the chrysanthemums were broken, your anus was shrunk, and your heartbroken, your heart was broken, your heart was remembered in your heart, and you were already asleep..."

Gu Tie finally couldn't bear it anymore and covered his white mouth: "Okay, OK, what do you want to do?"

Hongbai turned his head and shook Gu Tie's mouth away, and said sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, help those two Penglai people!"

"What if I say no?" Gu Tie asked with a frown.

Hongbai continued to hum sweetly: "The person is already asleep, the liquid has not dried, your j liquid cannot be ejaculated, I am leaving alone here to wash the sheets..."

Gu Tie hurriedly covered his white little mouth again and asked in a deep voice: "If you don't agree, will you keep singing?"

Hongbai shook Gu Tie's hand and said sweetly: "Don't say that you are not soulless, rolling the west wind, people are thinner than chrysanthemums."

"This is a famous quote by Li Qingzhao, and he is thinner than yellow flowers." Gu Tie said.

"Yellow flowers are chrysanthemums." said sweetly.

Gu Tie sighed and said with a smile: "Okay, I accept it, share half of your income."

The red and white eyes kicked, and they jumped up angrily. But they knew that the little tail was tied with an ancient iron belt and was grabbed again. She hit the bar and immediately left a hole with a big head. Venus almost collapsed when he saw it, and shouted without tears: "My coral stone bar, my dream, why is my dream as nonsense as the dream of the Celestial Empire?"

Hongbai pulled out his little head from the pit and said fiercely: "Brother Gu Tie is responsible and everything is recorded in his account."

"Fuck, why do I take the blame for the car accident you encountered? Are you a rich second generation or an official second generation?" Gu Tie said unhappily.

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