"Oh, I knew you were deliberately slapping me."

As soon as he saw Durex, Terra had a bright sunny face, and her bright smile made people unable to look directly. Venom and Ashes looked at each other and felt something was wrong. The black and white little face suddenly turned pale and almost transparent. She carefully approached behind Venom and wrote secretly behind Venom's thighs: "In my experience, there are only two things that make Terra so brilliant. First, she made a lot of money in vain, a very large sum of money; second, she was going to slaughter someone, and she was very fierce, making people cry in dreams."

Hongbai was not afraid at all, but was closer to the vending machine, with his little face and Durex stuck everything on the cabinet door. She shook her tail attentively while shouting: "Terra, Terra, Gutie Brother secretly hid this thing in his wallet and took it wherever he went. When Hongbai discovered it, he showed a very, very strange expression, as if he ran to the women's bathroom to shit, but was seriously constipated and unable to leave. He was stuck on the toilet, and was watched by a group of women and took photos and posted on Weibo."

"Yo, did the player Gu Tie commit suicide?" Terra said with a smile.

"Why is Brother Gu Tie committing suicide?" Hongbai pouted: "Don't say unlucky words."

"If the player Gu Tie sneaks to the women's bathroom to scatter, but is seriously constipated and cannot leave, is stuck on the toilet, and is watched by a group of women, taking photos and posting on Weibo." Terra recounts the Hongbai metaphor and says with a smile: "Hehe, with the player Gu Tie's self-esteem, he will definitely commit suicide on the spot. In fact, you can just say 'Brother Gu Tie is very ashamed and wants to die of shame'."

"This is not powerful at all." Hongbai's little eyes widened, and his forehead pressed against the cabinet door more forcefully.

"Oh. Player Head." Terra exaggerated: "With your shamelessness, shamelessness, shamelessness, and your fierceness, tyrannical greed and gluttonous food. And your whimsical thoughts, only the player Gutie can tolerate you, protect you, and raise you in the entire multiverse. I suggest you try to restrain your impulse, don't do whatever you want, and don't be careful to "help"." She cursed her smile and persuaded her seriously: "You have a different taste from normal people. If the ultimate taste of normal people is spicy hot pot, then your daily taste is wolf-proof spray. If you feel comfortable and powerful, normal people are so spicy that they can't take care of themselves."

Hongbai blinked his little eyes and pouted, saying, "Terra, why do you mean Hongbai as a bad girl?"

"Are you a good girl?" Terra showed a bright smile that she couldn't look at.

"Of course, Hongbai is the most authentic clean and purity." Hongbai said.

"Will the most authentic ice jade lie on the cabinet door like a gecko?" asked Terra.

It turned out that before he knew it, Hongbai had climbed up to the cabinet door, his face close to the cabinet door, and his small body was also close to the cabinet door, like an oversized gecko that wagged his tail, and he was still holding a Durex. Hongbai turned his head to look at his position. He said indifferently: "Well, the pure and clean is the essence. It is not the appearance. Hongbai has no early love, no support, no ideological and political class of the principal, and no room with the teacher. Hongbai is still vigilant at all times to the attack of the succubus without moral integrity, so Hongbai is the most pure and clean."

"Okay, okay, the ice and jade that sticks to the cabinet door like a gecko." Terra didn't care and agreed with a smile.

Red and white shook their tails and asked sweetly: "Terra, is the green glaze okay?"

"I'm still working on giant robots," Terra said.

"Don't she admit that once the two-legged machinery exceeds ten meters, the taller the more stupid it becomes?" Hongbai said.

"Yes, her obsession with giant robots is like your passion for making money," said Terra.

"Where is watermelon? Have you caused trouble after drinking and causing trouble recently?" Hongbai asked again.

"She made private wine with her sister, got drunk and fought each other wildly, and now she is in lockdown," said Terra.

"Where is Xiao Ai and Xiao Pa?" Hongbai asked with a smile: "Do you still like Black and White wholeheartedly?"

Everyone stared at Hei Bai at once, and their eyes were a little ambiguous. He reddishly, and he lowered his head to cover his little face with the brim of his hat, making his shoulders tremble. Terra blinked at Hei Bai and said with a smile: "Yes, I still like Hei Bai. Many times, they even fought because of Hei Bai. Two thin and lonely young girls hugged each other in a ball, screaming with their eyes closed, slapped each other with a light fist, making a puff sound of a feather duster patting the pillow."

"Well, it's indeed the shame of the dragon clan." Hongbai said loudly on purpose.

Hei Bai was a little angry and shouted: "None of them are fighting dragon species, how can they talk about their hand-to-hand combat?"

Hongbai turned his head and said with a smile: "Hey, my husband has protected his wife."

"Yes, Hei and White are such real men!" Terra also said with a smile.

"I've had enough." Hei Bai shouted, turned around and ran away with his head in his arms.

Hong Bai watched Hei Bai run away, pressed his face against the cabinet door, and shouted sweetly: "Terra."

Terra seemed to tremble for a moment, took a step back away from the camera, and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, the head of the player?"

"What is this?" Hongbai waved the condom in his hand and slapped the cabinet door a few times.

Terra's eyebrows trembled a few times and said with a smile: "Didn't we say it, the taste should be moderate."

"Hongbai did not lose his integrity, he just consulted information." Hongbai said.

"This..." Terra's smile became brighter: "The consultation will be charged."

Hongbai also showed a sweet smile: "Well, our relationship is so good, it hurts the relationship when talking about money."

"Yes, what should I do? Don't look at the personal terminal, just let me transfer money." Terra said.

"This is too sad for love, and consulting information does not cost." Hongbai changed his face and changed his face. Just now, his face was rippling with spring, and in a blink of an eye it turned into a cold and stern ice and snow. She raised her face and said angrily: "Besides, Terra is so rich, and she doesn't lack such a little consultation fee? Brother Gu Tie has created so much income for you, so you can't give Brother Gu Tie's sister a discount? Terra, you are really too sad for love, you can't do this. I was just chatting about family matters and bullying Hei and Bai together, how could I turn my back on you in a blink of an eye?"

Terra said with a smile: "Yes. According to the player's excellent consumption records, of course, you can give me a few free consultations. With your intimate relationship, it is no problem to use his coupons, the premise is correct, formal, and normal consultation. You can consult tactical nuclear bombs, the armed intelligence of Clapton players, and the climate and animal migration of surrounding areas. However, the head of players, your family is forming a fierce group to mobilize me. Why can I accept it?"

In fact, this family did not plan to defraud Terra, and they were very serious about the purpose of Durex. Just explain a few words to resolve the misunderstanding, but Hongbai had no intention of explaining at all, and shouted in a bad voice: "Hey, you, your unconscientious dragon of wealth, are you pretending to be pure? What is your background? I don't know? I'm here, if you don't give me free consultation, I will shake out all your dirty things, so that the entire killing ruins will know your dark sales strategy. There are also ** naked bloody profits."

Terra said with a smile: "I never thought that you would still dare to speak loudly to the monopoly giant after so long with a man from the Celestial Empire?"

"If Hongbai had been in the Heavenly Kingdom, he would have eaten three barrels of oil and telecommunications mobile." Hongbai said disdainfully.

"Hehe, okay, since you are so courageous, I will give you a free consultation." Terra said.

"Hmph, that's just like that." Hongbai instantly showed a sweet smile, and his little tail swayed diligently.

"But you have to buy some private goods that you can't sell," said Terra.

Hongbai didn't ask what the private goods were, and said with a smile: "Give me a discount of 10% off, Hongbai will help you clear the stock."

"Fifty-five, clearing the stock cannot be so dignified," said Terra.

"One or 50% off, clearing the warehouse does not require dignity, it only requires a sense of pleasure of excretion." Hongbai said.

"Four-fold, excretion also requires the cost of cleaning the toilet and toilet paper, and you have to buy it with money," said Terra.

"Twenty percent off, you can go to the toilet at KFC and McDonald's." Hongbai said.

"30% off, McDonald's and KFC are not next door, so it takes time to walk," said Terra.

"25% off, this discount is enough for Taobao sellers to conduct promotions and have free shipping." Hongbai said.

"A deal, a top-quality product with a thousand star diamonds is only 250," said Terra.

Hongbai took out his personal terminal and pressed it on the cabinet door, and simply said: "Document."

Terra's video disappeared, and a red and white personal account interface popped up, completing a 250-star diamond transaction. Then the cabinet door opened and the robot hand sent out a plastic munition box. Terra suddenly forgot to consult Durex, jumped to the munition box, and sniffed it. The four witches watching had an ominous premonition and quickly retreated far away. As we all know, Terra has no good temper. If she is angry by some players, she will deliberately sell some inferior weapons, such as a pistol that will explode if it pulls the trigger.

Hongbai was a mobile vending machine administrator and knew Terra very well. So she checked around the arms box over and over again, and confirmed that there was no problem, so she slowly unbuttoned the buckle and opened the lid. The box was full of neatly packed canned explosives, with the packaging printed with ‘g7’, a tactical explosive with mild performance and difficult to detect. In the first round of arena, Heibai used a large number of g7 explosives to blow up the Tongmenghui base. These g7 explosives were inserted into detonators, connected to a timer with a flashing light.

Hongbai suddenly became angry and screamed in anger: "Terra, you actually cheated me."

Terra appeared again and said with a smile: "By the way, player head, this is the time bomb you purchased and activated."

Hongbai's eyebrows were so angry that his little eyebrows stood up and he grinned and screamed: "Do you think this little explosive can hurt Hongbai?"

"No, if you blow up the vending machine, the fine will be counted on you." Terra blinked her right eye charmingly.

Hongbai was stunned. The signal light of the timer flashed rapidly, and then a big explosion occurred with a bang!

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"A condom caused by a bloody crime!"

In the bedroom of the Demon King's Villa, Gu Tie leaned against the head of the bed, hugging the most beautiful and plump ashes in his arms, but his eyes were staring at the TV in a daze. If the director hadn't been naked and hugged by him, he would never believe that the movie was real. The smartest group of women in the multiverse almost destroyed a city for a condom. How did they hold a meeting to discuss the usage of condoms, how did they come to the Nuanfeng Tube Embassy to ask questions, how did Hongbai entangle with Terra, how did Terra cheat Hongbai, how did Hongbai go angrily, and do a lot of damage in Baicheng. How did they stop Hongbai...

The video ends. The TV is automatically turned off. Gu Tie hasn't come back to his senses for a long time, and he keeps recalling those swaying and funny plots.

"Hey, how about it?" Ashes patted Gu Tie's face, and his charming smile seemed to dispel the darkness in the bedroom.

Gu Tie returned to his god and sighed in disbelief: "From the moment I arrived at Lu Sen, I thought I saw the most ridiculous thing in the world. After meeting you, I realized that Lu Sen's absurdity is not worth mentioning. Many times, I thought I had suffered from storms and could be calm when I saw anything. But after watching this video, I found that I was still too young, you are really too..."

"Abnormal." Ashes giggled, and the plump rippled violently, like the sea waves under the silver moonlight. Gu Tie was dazzled. He picked up Ashes and let her back on her, walked her hands through her armpits, each holding a soft and smooth slimming squeezing gently. Ashes breathed much faster, and the laughter gradually stopped, but the strange expression remained between her eyebrows. She said with a thin panting: "To be honest, this incident was completely accidental. We really don't know that the people on earth used that thing to contraceptive."

"Why don't you know? It's easy to understand. Many primary school students can use it." Gu Tie said

"Low come. If you haven't eaten spicy food, then no matter what happens, you don't know what spicy food tastes." Ash said with a smile, moving his butt to change his posture, leaning in Gu Tie's arms more comfortable: "First of all, Xingcai Shi and Qingli are succubus, the legendary sperm-sucking banshee. For them, ** is eating. Letting them understand that wearing a condom is equivalent to letting you understand how to eat with a mask. Do you know how to eat with a mask? I believe you can't, so they don't know the condom at all."

"That's true, what about the venom?" Gu Tie asked with a frown.

"For Lons, biochemical technology solves everything. If it is a contraceptive pill, she can understand it at once. But a condom..." Ashes giggled again, but every laugh was a strong friction. The sensitive Prophet Elda was quickly exhausted and could only lie down softly. She gasped for a while before saying, "She couldn't understand at all, nor could she understand it. Just use biochemical drugs to contraceptively, so it's convenient to be effective for a long time. Why use this troublesome prop that wastes resources?"

"This is also considered that higher civilizations cannot understand lower civilizations, so what about you?" Gu Tie asked.

"Sister was thinking..." Ashes reached under the blanket, grabbed the hard object of Gu Tie and placed it between his crotch, moved his butt and swallowed it skillfully. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, while slowly twisting her waist and hips, and said with a thin panting: "Love is the fusion of the soul. This magic wand transmits the energy of the soul. How could it be worn on a condom to block it? Well, your soul is so hot that the sister's bones are almost melting, and they jumped and gently tapped on her soul, making her dizzy."

Gu Tie smiled and shook his head, no longer recalling the video just now, and focused on enjoying his "soul lover".

A few hours later, the lingering lingering of water finally stopped. Gu Tie lay on the bed with satisfaction, stroking the brilliant blonde hair of Ashes. Ashes were lying on his chest, holding his cheeks with his hands, and his eyes were filled with a layer of hazy mist that could not be waving. Gu Tie wrapped his fingers around her soft temples and whispered: "A few days ago, I saw some information about the Eldar people. It is said that Eldar people are idealists, and each Eldar people are artists, and their minds are full of strange pursuits."

"Yes, the Elda civilization is very developed, and everyone has almost unlimited material resources." Ash smiled and said cunningly and gentlely: "The basic needs of food, education, medical care, etc. need not be mentioned. The government also provides vocational training for everyone. If you want to engage in the transportation industry, they will tailor a set of training plans for you and then provide trustworthy equipment, such as a transport ship that can travel sub-space, including a team of escort drones. What will the Elda people do when civilization develops to this extent? Hehehe, it is all kinds of extreme sports, the limits of music, the limits of art, the limits of martial arts, the limits of navigation, the limits of spiritual energy.... Extreme pursuit is of course idealism. Anything that goes to the limit will become art."

"What is your art?" Gu Tie asked softly.

Ashes was silent for a while, shook his head gently, and said softly: "Why did you suddenly mention art?"

"I want to know the sustenance of the punishments on the sword, but I don't know how to understand it." Gu Tie said.

"The sword of the punishment?!" Ash Jing smiled and said bluntly: "This is really a big problem. If you close the door and practice sword for a while, you will never be able to understand the sword of the punishment. Even if you have worked for ten thousand years and develop your own sword, you will not be able to understand the life and belief of the punishment, and understand the soul of the sword of the punishment."

"Go out?" Gu Tie asked with a frown.

"It is necessary that the Punisher is not an otaku. He is a warrior, a sage, and a great legend." Ashes seemed to think of something, and lowered his eyes and sighed quietly: "It's not just him, but many heroes are like this. They walk in a world full of dangers, endure thousands of difficulties, and bear thousands of hardships to practice their lifelong beliefs in their hearts. You have to go out and repeat the Punisher's journey back then to understand the sword of the Punisher's sword, alas..." She sighed softly again and shook her head gently.

"What's wrong?" Gu Tie asked softly.

"You don't have to do this. It's too tiring to live for others. You just need to be happy yourself." said Ash.

"I know, but the Punisher is a truly great and respectable warrior." Gutie said.

ps: I have been taking a bus for a long time today, so I feel dizzy and have no status typing. Sorry. (To be continued...)
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