003 God-level insolence is to pit teammates before the war
"I am the head of state, it's the head of state."
Hongbai shouted with his small breasts. Although his voice was tender, it contained a sonorous confidence. Although his face was pink, it showed a fearless look, and his body was delicate, it exuded a strong firepower. For a moment, she became the only focus, and everyone looked at her, including Sixteen and the two reviewers. A smile flashed in Sixteen's eyes, but the two reviewers were a little subtle.
The identity reviewer stared at Hongbai and looked up and down, spitting out a roar: "You are the head of the player, you can go three steps."
Hongbai kicked his little boots high and walked forward in the French-style stance. She moved forward seven or eight steps in a row, and there were signs of moving forward with high speed. Sixteen quickly shouted: "Player Head, stop." Her shouting carried endless power, which made the void suddenly dim, and the confinement of the space fell on Hongbai, pressing it down without hesitation. Hongbai sat on the ground with his butt, got up indifferently, and shouted crisply: "Well, the Head of State thought it was the three steps for adults."
"So..." Sixteen asked, his voice rolling past like thunder.
"The head of state has short legs and small feet, so I'll take a few more steps." Hongbai said sweetly.
Sixteen's right lips twitched slightly a few times, nodded to the equipment reviewer, indicating that the equipment review began. The equipment reviewer stared at Hongbai without blinking, waiting for Hongbai to show his main weapon. Hongbai stared at the round little eyes, staring at the equipment reviewer without blinking, with a momentum of glancing green beans. Gu Tie had an ominous premonition, and quietly spread his legs to adjust the center of gravity, and at the same time grabbed the palms of Venom and Ashes. Sure enough, the equipment reviewer was annoyed. He opened his mouth and spit out a series of roaring thunder. The void was twisted, and the sky was dim and the earth was dark. Hongbai sat on the ground with his butt. The players behind him also fell down.
Removed the ancient iron, venom, and ashes, and everyone else lay down or sat down, trembling uncontrollably.
When the pressure passed, the roar came into everyone's ears: "Player Head, show your weapon."
Hongbai got up and patted his little butt, took out the stapler and shouted crisply: "This."
The equipment reviewer stared at the stapler without blinking, and the Sixteenth and the identity reviewer also stared at the stapler, and then whispered. They were god-level powerful people. But God is not omniscient and omnipotent. They really couldn't understand what this thing that seemed to be a stapler was of use. Looking at the countless returning to the arenas of the Killing Ruins, a similar weapon never appeared. The three great gods whispered and discussed for a long time, and finally, Sixteen asked: "Player Head, please explain the purpose of this weapon."
"This is the stapler that Brother Gu Tie gave to the head of state." Hongbai said crisply.
"What a stapler?" Shiliu's lips twitched a few times, and then asked rumblingly: "Why are you using the stapler?"
The red and white little face gradually turned red and she said sweetly: "Well, do you really want to say it?"
"Say." Sixteen shouted together with the two reviewers, causing another twilight.
The players who had just gotten up were shocked to pieces again. Gu Tie held the venom and ashes tightly and stood reluctantly. But he was also dizzy and could not support him. The red and white little face was flushed. He pressed his head for a while before saying: "The one used to bind chrysanthemums. No matter how powerful the Morning Star is, once the chrysanthemums are bound, it will not be able to display them. Well, this is the prototype of the chrysanthemum binding machine. The head of state also needs to develop the 'hot chrysanthemum binding machine', the 'greasy chrysanthemum binding machine', the 'electric shock chrysanthemum binding machine', the 'piercing chrysanthemum binding machine' and other models, as well as the binding machine xp, the crustor vista, the 7-binder."
Sixteen was silent for a long time, and thunder thunder shouted loudly. The void suddenly became pitch black, and countless rattles kept coming, as if the entire space was collapsing. Gu Tie finally couldn't stand and fell to the ground with his arms around the venom and ashes. Whoever had already fallen to the ground began to retching, who was sobbing, and who else let out a hard gasp, as if his throat was cut open. After the darkness and rattle disappeared, Sixteen's rattle finally rang out: "Player Head, if you can't respect the duel, you will not be qualified to participate."
Hongbai sat on the ground, staring at his stapler with his small eyes, and was actually planning to refute and protest. Gu Tie hurriedly got up, rushed up and grabbed Hongbai's face. Hongbai's face was very small, and he grabbed it with one hand. He raised Hongbai and placed it behind him, bowed to the three God of War messengers and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not educated properly. Please accept my apology and give her a chance to correct it."
Sixteen stretched his face and didn't say anything, and waved his hand gently.
Gu Tie hurried back with Hongbai, saying to his companions: "You guys keep going, I'll leave for a while."
"Let's go, hurry up." Ash rolled his eyes in anger and raised his middle finger to his red and white little butt.
Gutie quickly walked through the crowd, but heard Mago's crying, and then subconsciously looked back. Mago was kneeling beside Dingding and pressing Dingding's chest hard. Dingding's face was blue and foaming at the mouth, his eyes widened, and his pupils were wide open, and he looked dead. The scene suddenly became quiet, leaving only Mago's crying. Gutie stopped, and the red and white in his hand fell down. Hongbai got up angrily, holding Gutie's legs to bite. You could see Dingding's death, so he stuck out his tongue and closed his mouth obediently.
Gu Tie walked to Ding Ding and asked in a deep voice: "Have you received a text message?"
Magu took out his personal terminal tremblingly, and there was indeed a text message: "Player Magu, your team member Ding Ding has already..."
Gu Tie suddenly felt it was ridiculous. Didn’t it mean that there were no weak players? Why did this guy die like this without dignity?! Judging from the scene, Ding Ding died from the outbreak of the divine power just now. The divine power just now was indeed strong, and Gu Tie, who was super resistant to pressure, was also uncomfortable. Zhang San and Li Si and other people might be shocked to death, but Ding Ding was a player or a talent, how could he be shocked to death?
Sixteen walked to the corpse, glanced indifferently, and said coldly: "I'm really incompetent."
Mago jumped up angrily, crying and screaming: "You killed him, you are the murderer."
Sixteen looked at Maga and said to Gutie: "I suggest you change two."
Gu Tie said helplessly: "Can you think that Ding Ding is the one of Mago, so Mago is excited."
"I just suggest. You decide for yourself." said Sixteen.
"Yes. Sixteenth Master." Gu Tie said with a wry smile.
Seeing Gutie retreating so much, Magu screamed almost madly: "Mr. Tie, what do you mean?"
Gu Tiebang looked at Magu and warned: "I once told you that the identification will be to identify the player's identity and equipment. In fact, there is also a hidden identification. I didn't tell you. I thought you were all fine." He looked at other players and said in a deep voice: "The identification will also identify the player's quality. Determine whether this player is qualified to participate in the highest-level arena duel. When identifying identity and equipment, the dark pressure that day was a trial. I am so sorry, my judgment was wrong, and Ding Ding failed."
"Master Tie, he...he..." Maga's face turned pale with anger.
"You must be strong." Gu Tie said in a deep voice.
"I..." Magas spit out a mouthful of blood, his eyes turned pale and fainted.
Gu Tie reached out to hold Mago and shouted to a little guy who had tiptoed away: "Stop."
"Brother Gu Tie." Hongbai shouted in a coquettish voice, his voice as sweet as honey, but his little tail was tightly clamped under his crotch.
"Where are you going?" Gu Tie asked with a smile.
"Hongbai takes a deep ideological review and choose a more suitable weapon." Hongbai said sweetly.
"I will help you, who made us brothers and sisters?" Gu Tie said enthusiastically.
The red and white showed an expression between constipation and depression. She lowered her head listlessly.
Gutie took out the intercom and called a black-blooded sirens armored vehicle, asked them to take Mago and Ding Ding to the hospital, and then walked to Hongbai and stretched out his hand. Hongbai wrinkled his little nose and muttered a few times, putting his face into Gutie's hands. Gutie pushed Hongbai's face away, held her little hand, and said to his companions: "The arena is a game for the strong. I can only express sympathy for the weak who were eliminated. You can continue, if anyone feels as weak as Ding Ding, he can automatically withdraw. That's it, take care of it yourself."
Venom glanced at his companions who were depressed and took the initiative to say to Sixteen: "I will be next."
The dark roar broke out again that day, but it was getting farther and farther away from Gu Tie. Gu Tie pulled Hongbai back to the port, asked the guard for an uninhabited room, and then pulled Hongbai in. Hongbai was very nervous, and his hands kept sweating, making his palms cold. Gu Tie sat down on a sofa, helped Hongbai remove his backpack, and picked her up next to him. Hongbai's legs were tightly tied, with both hands on his knees, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai didn't mean it, Hongbai didn't know that Ding Ding would die."
"In other words, you deliberately teased the three divine envoys?" Gu Tie asked expressionlessly.
Hongbai pouted his little mouth and said softly: "Hongbai just wants to tease Sixteen, just like playing the brave."
Gu Tie suddenly didn't know what to say, but it turned out that this matter was wrong in the final analysis. In the 81 round of the bravery game, in order to deal with the evil bravery, he always tried to provoke the civil war of the bravery, let Hongbai fight Sixteen, let Ashes beat Sixteen, and let Hongbai fight Ashes. As for Qing Liuli, he did not need to provoke him, and he would automatically plot against other bravery. Over time, Hongbai developed the bad habit of bullying Sixteen. But at the appraisal meeting, Hongbai bullied Sixteen, but as a result, Sixteen was excited and accidentally scared Ding Ding to death.
Gu Tie was silent for a long time and said helplessly: "My fault, I shouldn't indulge you as a bad hero."
Hongbai's eyes rolled, and nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, yes, Brother Gu Tie shouldn't indulge Hongbai to learn bad things."
Gu Tie stopped talking, grabbed Hongbai and pressed it on his thigh, took off his pants and exposed two tender butts, and then...
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In a corner of the spaceship's restaurant, Gu Tie stood facing the wall, silently looking at Nokia on the inside of the right arm guard. In the middle of the black screen, the clock was already ‘2’, the minutes was ‘17’, and the seconds were increasing steadily. Before he knew it, the spaceship sailed for 2 hours and 17 minutes, and the battlefield of gods and demons was about to arrive. Gu Tie should be full of fighting spirit, his whole body was hot, and his blood seemed to be boiling, but after Hongbai killed a teammate, no one could get excited, and the whole restaurant was dead.
This is indeed the case. No matter which universe, it is unlucky to die before the war.
Gu Tie turned off the clock and turned around to look at the people in the restaurant. Not far from the left, Venom, Ashes, Black and White, Tiger Spots and Milan were eating snacks. They often met in heaven and earth and had good personal friendships. On the seat next to Black and White, the most edible Hong and White were sleeping on a bench, with a pile of ice packs pressing on their little butts. In the middle of the restaurant, the three people from the Brotherhood of Truth were talking to the Ashes' mount "Jam". Jam is a mechanical saber-toothed tiger. The big head is Gauguin. The butt has a tail. The name is "Apple". Now the big head and the little head are getting together, and a total of five heads are talking in a low voice, and the atmosphere is quite good.
In the corner on the right hand, a blue-clothed swordsman and a red-clothed swordsman were still comforting Mago. The blue-clothed swordsman was named "Kesk", and the red-clothed swordsman was named "Sobag". They were both members of the Urban Management Bureau. They came from the same world as Ding Ding, and they were both magic swordsmen, a profession that used spiritual energy to wield weapons. After Mago woke up, he cried, made a fuss and hanged, and asked to participate in the arena, with the slogan "Inheriting the will of Ding Ding Ding". Because of Ding Ding's death, the Urban Management Bureau also had some opinions and tempers. Gu Tie had no choice but to let Mago and the Urban Management Office participate in the appraisal meeting. Mago was angry and sorrowful, and his fighting spirit erupted like a volcano, and passed the appraisal meeting in one breath. Among other urban management, this pair of red-blue matched gay men performed the best and obtained qualifications.
In fact, Gu Tie didn't know if they were gay or not, but their clothes and colors were full of that flavor.
Suddenly, the sound of Sixteen sounded again in the restaurant: "The destination will arrive in 5 minutes. Please prepare the players. After you send you to the ground, the transport ship will leave. Please bring your weapons and followers and make sure you don't leave anything on the boat. It is raining in the arena, with poor visibility and dark and humid, please be mentally prepared. During the truce, the entire arena has been reset and the terrain remains unchanged, but the forests and wild animals are brand new. So you try to be mentally prepared."
"Wild monsters are different?" Gu Tie asked.
"The types of ordinary animals are the same, but special monsters are different." said Sixteen.
"For example, Tyrannosaurus?" Gu Tie asked.
"Yes." Sixteen's simple answer.
"Thank you, Sixteen." Gu Tie said.
"Be prepared, the second round is completely different from the first round, and the real battle has just begun." Sixteen said.
Gu Tie nodded and said to his companions: "The specific competition system is like, you will only know when you go to the base. But according to past experience, the first round is the death race, and the second round is usually the stronghold to seize the flag. In the past week, we have completed three rounds of acting. Kesk and Sobag only participated in one round of acting, but you all know the basic command and tactics."
"Yes." The two red and blue magic swordsmen answered together.
"So what the tactics are, how we deal with them, and what the Tongmenghui may be like, I won't say." Gu Tie smiled and said in a relaxed tone: "I will just say one thing, our identity is 'player', we get a salary of 1 star diamond per minute, we are professional players. On Earth, who are professional players? Players must be playing games, and the relevant markets of the Celestial Empire are immature, so I will use English examples. The game is 'game', and the player is 'player'. Football is game, basketball is game, badminton is game, wow is game, sc, lol and dota are game, and all players are players. They fight Jiliè on a limited map, please please the audience, and get bonuses."
Gu Tie shook his head, cracked his mouth and revealed his white teeth: "Compared to them, we are stronger, more dangerous, more cunning, and more cruel. But in terms of career nature, we are like them, whether it is killing ruins or the devil wastelands of gods and demons, which are a limited map. We jiliè battles please the audience, but our battles will die, and our audiences are gods. Pessimistically, our game is battle, bloody, inhumane, and full of corpse smell. But optimistically, our battles are games, not to guard the motherland, not to protect the family, not to glory and justice. We can enjoy the fun of the game and engage in inhuman and glory battles. So, let us enjoy it, this gorgeous big game."
The curve of the corners of the ancient iron lips was even higher, and he said happily: "When the heavy bomb gun swept across the natural disaster forest, when the golden book melted monsters into high-top war souls, when the skin and teeth were stripped, when the amount in the account was sent back to the base, when the amount in the account ran like a stopwatch, we would feel heartfelt satisfaction. When the heavy firepower suppressed the position of the Holy Alliance and the Alliance soldiers were wiped out in ashes, when the crowds wearing heavy armor and rushed into the league with heavy weapons, when the heads and broken arms of the Alliance soldiers flew into the air, and the plasma and internal organs were flowing on the ground, we would feel the scorching pleasure, and the blood seemed to be boiling. When we defeated the players of the Alliance and forced them to kneel on the ground, we would..."
Gu Tie suddenly stopped talking and pointed at everyone and said, "I know what you are thinking. Someone must think of 'glory'. I have said that this is a battle without humanity and glory. If you catch a player of the Tongmenghui and fight him to lie on the ground and can't stand up, you must not think of glory. We are players, our battle is a game, we want to please our audience, and our bonuses are all paid by them. So, if anyone catches a player of the Tongmenghui, you must think like this, 'Damn, what should I do to make the God of War happiest. Damn, this guy likes explosions, plasma, minced meat and heads the most'."
Everyone laughed, howling and applauded. Even Magath was a little more excited, with a lot of magic added to his eyes.
"Go away, pack up your things and play games." Gu Tie shouted and walked towards the landing cabin with big strides.
"Wow. The first drop of blood was from the head of state." Hongbai shouted excitedly and limped up his big backpack.
"Go and see who I am." Hei Bai said disdainfully.
The two little guys looked at each other, picked up the salute and ran towards Gutie, as if anyone could get the first drop of blood if they caught Gutie first. Black and white equipment was light, so they ran to Gutie first. Hongbai squeezed directly into Gutie, pushed Gutie away with his backpack, and stared at his little eyes and shouted: "Brother Gutie, the head of state wants to get the first drop of blood, so there is no need to snatch it from the head of state, do you understand?"
Just then, the spacecraft shook violently for a while, and then completely stabilized. The landing cabin door opened and a wet cold wind was penetrated. It was windy and raining outside, and it was as dark as midnight. Hongbai didn't even look at it, shouting 'Mechanized Joint Blitz, wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a
Gu Tie smiled and shook his head, then jumped out of the cabin door. This time, he landed slowly without using Fengxing Technique, and fell completely naturally. After a natural landing of hundreds of meters high, he landed in front of the base like a stone, smashing a large pit half a person deep. The base gate then slowly opened, and a group of servants walked out in line, the signal light shining, and said together: "Welcome the commander back to the base."
Gu Tie walked out of the big pit and said with a smile: "Adjustleman, long time no see."
"You're welcome." The cheerful female voice came from the base: "It's only been seven days in this world."
"Please report the competition system first." Gu Tie strode into the base. Several servants came to him to wash the mud and dry the water marks. The adjutant replied simply: "The competition system is to capture the flag of the stronghold, with a total of 3 strongholds. The first stronghold is located in the middle disaster fortress on the upper road, the second stronghold is located on the river beach on the middle road, and the third stronghold is located in the sacred middle fortress on the lower road. In other words, we can quickly seize the No. 1 stronghold, and it is difficult to capture the No. 3 stronghold. The No. 2 stronghold will be the key."
"How to seize the stronghold?" Gu Tie asked again.
"The military flag is specially made. Both the flags are drawn and the flags are planted. The two armies must participate." The adjutant said: "The rules for this round of flag planting are as follows. Only a team of at least 12 people can start the ceremony. The more people, the faster the ceremony is, and the maximum limit is 240 people. For every 12 people, the ritual time can be reduced by a few. Depending on the types of troops and equipment, the reduction is also different. If you use 12 ghouls to plant the flag, it will take about 30 hours to complete. If you use 240 spider demons, it will be done in 30 seconds."
Gu Tie thought for a while and asked again: "Where is the arrangement of the Holy Alliance and the Disaster Legion?"
"I haven't started to arrange it yet, and I'm waiting for the summons in my respective base camps." The adjutant's tone was subtle: "Commander Gu Tie, you have to know. Every general and every army have a value. You have to match their value to get them out. By the way, according to the principle of fairness and justice, both the general and the army only have basic equipment and you need to arm them."
"Hahaha..." Gu Tie couldn't help laughing.
The adjutant was a little embarrassed and said angrily: "Commander Gu Tie, I'm just telling the truth."
"Well, is Phoenix and Doomsday Volcano the same as in the past?" Gu Tie asked.
"The base camp and base have added automatic turrets to avoid the opponent's attack on the situation." said the adjutant.
"How powerful?" Gu Tie asked.
"It's just a heavy cannon with high fire rate, which can deal with light armed players and small-scale troops." said the adjutant.
Gu Tie said in a deep voice without hesitation: "Prepare me a high-speed vehicle that can transport power armor."
"Commander Gu Tie, you must remind you that you have 6 starting places." The adjutant said: "According to the notice of the referee committee, at the pre-match appraisal meeting, the reviewer accidentally caused a player to die. Although the main reason is the player's poorness, the reviewer has an unshirkable responsibility. Therefore, this player is considered an enemy kill, and based on the first and second reversal system, one starting place can be added."
Gu Tie stopped and thought about this unexpected gift silently. Before he set out, he had thought about tactics: he formed a "blockade group" with Ashes, Venom, Roger, and Tigers formed a "safari group". The blockade group took advantage of its equipment advantages and directly pressed the door of the house in the early stage, so that the Holy Alliance and the Tongmenghui could not have the door; the safari group kept brushing monsters and winning flags, and fought for funding and strategic advantages. But now, with an additional quota, there could be two safari groups, two in each group.
Gu Tie turned around and said in a deep voice: "Venom, you are in the same group with the tiger strip; Roger, you are in the same group."
Roger's eyes lit up and he asked excitedly: "Who am I going to cooperate with?"
"Of course it's yours." Gu Tie said.
Chapter completed!