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150 Real cute things never deliberately pretend to be cute

Gu Tie slowly turned his head and looked at Venom that was getting further and further away. He was in a complicated mood and didn't know what to say. Venom noticed Gu Tie's gaze, and his shoulders trembled slightly, but he did not stop. Gu Tie sighed secretly, looked up at the blood-red sun, and showed a bitter smile on the corner of his lips. His love for Venom has never changed, regardless of the past, present, or future. But he also knew that Venom was not a simple relationship between men and women for him, but some teachers and students, some scientists for the topic, and some more complicated ones. On a certain side, Venom had the same position as Ash, so the two witches could live in peace.

After reflecting on various details, Gu Tie's feelings for Venom were not shaken at all, but his mentality changed significantly.

"Brother Gu Tie." Hongbai suddenly pulled Heibai and shouted in high spirits.

Gu Tie opened his mask and looked at the two always cute little dragon girls, and couldn't help but smile. After a night of fooling around, the red and white dog doll suits were covered with blood mist, mud, and many bullet scratches. The black and white cat doll suits were very wrinkled, and it was normal to roll so hard in the gun cabin at the extreme land. However, they were very energetic, with bright and vivid eyes, and their little faces were pink and cute, as if they were ripe and fresh apples. After experiencing the cruel and complex adult world, seeing these two innocent and cute little girls really felt comfortable leaving the cold winter and bathing in the spring.

Hongbai pounced on Gu Tie's arms like a puppy and shouted sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai will definitely not sell Gu Tie."

"That's not selling, it's just... exams." Gu Tie said lightly.

Hei Bai tilted his head and thought for a while, and said crisply: "There will be an exam next time, we will take the exam together with Brother Gu Tie."

"Thank you, thanks to you for your score, otherwise you will fail this time." Gu Tie sighed with relief, hugged the two little guys in his arms, kissed their faces and foreheads. A long time ago, he had known the perfect answer for the two little guys, and quickly rescued the base. He stopped the duke's illegitimate son from blowing up the base, and then rode alone to attack the Tongmenghui base, blowing away the two bases, and also captured two important prisoners. Thanks to their miraculous performance, Swin and Morning Star left the battle early. The alliance did not dare to attack arrogantly.

Hei and Bai snuggled up like a kitten. Enjoy this rare warmth. Hong and Bai twisted their little body restlessly, and their little tail shook like a windmill. After a while, she twisted her butt and withdrew from Gu Tie's arms, took out a noisy robot from her backpack. She shouted happily: "Brother Gu Tie, you will definitely be energetic when you see this, as if you have eaten ten bottles of Viagra."

"What is this?" Gutie looked at the robot over and over again, and the more he looked, he was puzzled. This was a volleyball-sized robot. The body was divided into two parts, the lower part was a tracked chassis, and the upper part was a SLR camera that looked like the Earth, which seemed to be a photography robot. But Gutie had been a player for so long and had seen countless advanced handicrafts. He knew that the cameras of Killing Ruins were very small. Professional photography ultra-definition cameras were only as big as mobile phones, and larger things were generally military-level photoelectric radars. So there were only two possibilities for this robot, either unusually simple and primitive, or unusually advanced.

"Super fun." Hongbai shouted in a coquettish voice.

"As soon as I heard your tone, I felt a little furry all over my body." Gu Tie said.

Black and White sighed: "The full name is 'full automatic environment scanner', and the functions are very complicated. But simply put, it is just a 3D digital camera with complex functions that can capture the body, color, density, temperature of the target, and perfectly record all information. When plundering loot at the Tongmenghui base, Hong and White found this thing and then did a lot of shameful stupid things."

"Oh, then take a look." Gu Tie said.

This scanner has a powerful function, but it can also be used as a camera. Hongbai prys the back cover of the robot, revealing an extremely thin screen, and then playing the video inside. It is similar to the use of the camera. At the beginning of the video, it is a small round face that occupies the entire screen - Hongbai nose sticks to the lens, a fleshy little face, and a shiny little eyes. He said very seriously: "Brother Gu Tie, when you see this video, Hongbai is already dead. Even if Hongbai dies, he still likes Brother Gu Tie the most."

Gu Tie turned his head and stared at Hongbai, pinched his little ear and rotated it ninety degrees, frowned and asked, "Are you a ghost?"

"No, Hongbai is just practicing suicide notes. Many heroes like to record videos and make suicide notes." Hongbai quickly cried out in pain.

"Oh, don't do such stupid things in the future." Gu Tie slapped the back of Hongbai's head hard.

Hongbai tilted his head and looked at the video, pouted his mouth and said, "This camera is so bad, I'm taking Hongbai's face so big."

"That's you who made the mistake." Gu Tie and Hei Bai shouted together.

Hongbai is not dead yet, and he is still in a state of integrity, but the recorded suicide note still has to continue. In the video, Hongbai is still sticking to the camera and said seriously: "Brother Gu Tie, you are the person I trust the most, so I will entrust you a task. In the treasure house of Baicheng Temple, Hongbai has a lot of money and treasures. Please burn these treasures, don't use fuel and lasers, please use alcohol. Then every year on the Qingming Festival, Gu Tie must burn money for Hongbai, one million each time, and you need real money, don't use dark money, or alcohol. There are Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival, Gu Tie must burn red and white crispy..."

Gu Tie didn't know what to say, Hei Bai was embarrassed and turned aside, but Hong Bai himself was not at all conscious and muttered in a tangled way: "I forgot that Hong Bai just said 'alcohol'. If Gu Tie brother gave Hong Bai industrial alcohol, the industrial alcohol was very choking, it was not delicious at all, and it had no fragrance. Hong Bai had to be 96 degrees Polish distilled vodka, thick, irritating."

Gu Tie and Hei Bai looked at each other, and both shook their heads helplessly.

The Hongbai muttered in the video and sent a voiceover: "Hongbai, stop making trouble, the alliance is here."

Hongbai ran away happily, and the camera finally caught the surroundings. Judging from the trunk on the left, the branches and leaves on the lower edge of the camera, and the height of the distance, the camera should be on a big tree, and the location is very high. In the distance is a beautiful lake, and there is a burning building by the lake. Gu Tie realized that this was the Tongmenghui base, so he focused on observing. But suddenly, half of the little face of Hongbai reached into the camera again, blinking his little eyes and shouted: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai forgot to say it. When Brother Gu Tie burns money for Hongbai, don't use industrial alcohol, it's best to use high-concentration spirits, and it's best to use Polish distilled vodka at 96 degrees."

Hongbai himself giggled and said happily: "Well, it turns out that Hongbai still has remedies."

"No. You will definitely save me." Hei and Bai sighed long.

In the video, Hei Bai also shouted: "Get aside and don't block the camera." Hong Bai played with his tongue, then smiled and moved his little face away, revealing the lake view and the base again. After a while, a team of Alliance cavalry arrived hurriedly and surrounded the base. Perhaps because he was worried that the enemy had not left yet, the main force stayed outside and only one team entered the base. But suddenly, Hong Bai inserted his face into the screen again. He said sweetly: "Now is the exclusive report of the battlefield reporter Hong Bai, we are..."

A black shadow appeared behind Hongbai, and his head was twisted as quickly as lightning. Hongbai's eyes were crooked and his tongue was slanted, and he disappeared completely from the camera. Gu Tie was very happy and blinked at Heibai to praise him. But he said, "It's a pity that I didn't see the live report of Hongbai reporters. But Hongbai, can Hongbai be compensated with the post-explanation explanation? The tip of 1,000 gold coins."

Hongbai was grinning at Heibai, like an angry puppy. When she heard the tip, she immediately threw Heibai aside, coughed twice with crisp light, and said seriously: "Now is the exclusive commentary of the senior anchor Hongbai. Reliable information shows that this cavalry is called the "Free Wind Cavalry Army", an ace unit under the God-born Empire. It has outstanding achievements and is known for its quick action. It often plays the role of the "Quick Response Force". Last time

During the World War, the Fierce Knights fought with the Scarlet Knights, and the sky was dark and the wind changed. The Green Knights almost destroyed the Green Knights. Now, the Scarlet Knights and the Green Knights were finished together. Can the Scarlet Knights be the important task of "no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are the king"? Let's wait and see. Now, the Scarlet Knights are quick but not reckless, and have sent an experienced scout team."

Hongbai pursed his lips and continued, "This scout team has elite veterans and advanced equipment, but they don't know what their enemies are? It was a cute and handsome black dragon. Although it looked cute, its conscience was as poor as milk. She arranged ten tons of g7** in the base. The power of g7** was very average, but no prophecy or detector could be found. The g7** without detonation was as safe as soil. This rust must have thought that they had walked into hell. Around them, there were a total of ten tons of g7, and the crazy black dragon also destroyed the control center, so that..."

The base suddenly disappeared, thick smoke and fire erupted from the depths of the base, and waves more than ten meters high were raised on the surrounding lake surface, and the Alliance Knights blew away like fallen leaves. Then, the camera rolled violently, and the microphone squeaked constantly, unable to see anything, and could not hear anything. Hongbai was stunned for a while, and threw down Heibai like a mad dog, riding on Heibai and screaming: "What's going on? Why didn't you take a classic shot? Mushroom clouds, greedy mushroom cats spit out the mushroom clouds."

"You still blame me, you obviously kicked the camera away." Hei and Bai cursed.

"It's obvious that you didn't fix it, but you just touch it and flew away." Hongbai screamed in anger.

"No matter how good the fixture is, it cannot withstand your neurotic violence." Hei and Bai shouted without any weakness.

Gu Tie finally couldn't bear it. He hugged the two little guys in his arms, kissed their little faces, rubbed their soft and fluffy hair, and then sighed long. Hongbai and Heibai stopped fighting, and their little face blushed in Gu Tie's arms. After a while, Heibai narrowed his little eyes like a kitten, Hongbai twisted his little butt and crawled out again, shouting happily: "Brother Gu Tie."

"What's the matter?" Gu Tie asked.

"Hongbai caught Philossa and Kate, both of which were very serious beauties, with face, chest, legs and butts." Hongbai said.

"I know, you said it a long time ago." Gu Tie said.

"Kate 200,000, Philossa 1 million, the deal?" Hongbai shouted sweetly.

"200,000 and 1 million?" Gu Tie was a little confused.

Hongbai nodded vigorously and said confidently: "Brother Gu Tie likes mature older sisters with temperament the most. If the elder sister has a daughter or sister, that's the best. Well, the big Naga in the Warm Wind Harbor is a typical case. Cate Bran is a little worse than the big Naga, but it's not bad. The fungus is still fresh, and there is also a very high-quality daughter. Such a high-quality female slave, only a small 200,000 yuan, is really very good. Ferosa is a master of the Tongmenghui, a big beauty, and her figure and appearance are undeniable. You can use it when you go to bed, and you can use it when you get out of bed. Of course, it costs 1 million for such a beautiful and easy-to-use female slave."

"After saying this, 1.2 million gold coins are indeed worth a lot." Gu Tie said.

"no,no,no!" Hongbai shook his fingers and said crisply: "It's not a gold coin, it's a star diamond."

"1.2 million star diamonds?" Gu Tie was shocked.

"120 Star Diamond. I am willing to let go of it for a moment. I am happy for the lower body of my second half of my life." said red and white crisply.

Gu Tie was silent for a while before saying, "Hongbai, your value is only 100,000."

"Well, poor people can also sell good things." Hongbai proudly raised his small breasts and his excited chair and his small tail.

"No, I mean, you are only worth 100,000 yuan, how could these two women be worth 1.2 million yuan?" Gu Tie said.

Hongbai's eyes turned and quickly explained: "It's different. Hongbai is a special sale for friendship and special products, so it's cheaper."

"Does Terra sell goods depend on the relationship?" Gu Tie asked.

The red and white little eyes were wide open, and the little face was bulging and could not say a word.

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The sun was getting higher and higher, and Gu Tie walked down the stinking pile of corpses and tried to find some water to drink. This is the foothills of the Doomsday Volcano. The volcano has no pure spring water. Orcs and demons can drink blood directly to make a living without drinking water. Gu Tie searched for a long time in vain. Finally, he was told by an orc general that a sip of spring water was twenty miles away. The orcs pointed to a forest in the distance, but in front of the forest was the Alliance barracks. They didn't know the strength of the Alliance, but only knew that the tents were everywhere in the mountains and bound to the end of their vision.

So Gu Tie stood on the hillside in a daze. Comparing the danger of thirst and fighting hundreds of thousands of troops alone.

Venom walked behind Gu Tie, took out a sip of water bag, and said softly: "For you."

Gu Tie took the water bag and took a sip, frowned and said, "It's a bit bitter. There's a little sulfur."

"The purified volcanic spring water has a bit of a odor. But it can still be drunk," said Venom.

Gu Tie was so thirsty that he didn't care about this smell. He poured half of his bag in a row.

Venom looked silently, and waited until Gu Tie finished drinking before saying, "Actually..."

Gu Tie shook his finger and said lightly: "Needless to say, I know."

Venom didn't ask much, and looked at Gu Tie silently.

Gu Tie stared at the colorful flags at the foot of the mountain and was silent for a long time before saying, "I'm not angry, I'm just a little sad."

Venom still didn't say anything, still staring at Gu Tie silently, her eyelashes trembled slightly.

Gu Tie was silent for a while before sighing: "I know that I am too young and my combat experience is OK, but I have too little experience at the strategic level. Now, there is a practical lesson to learn high-end strategies, so of course you are willing to let me learn. I know that fighting is a bit tiring, and I don't care. Swin's electric shock is very uncomfortable, and I don't care. I am not a spoiled second-generation official and rich man. The fatigue and pain on ** are nothing to me. However, the losses of the disaster legion are too inappropriate."

Venom's eyelashes trembled significantly and said hoarsely: "This is war, war loss is just a number."

"I have a problem." Gu Tie turned around and stared at Venom: "How did they get up? Swan is a super cutting-edge destroyer, specializing in 'holy thunder', and does not have a variety of magic spells. Morningstar is versatile and has absolute defense at the god level, but it is not like a master who sneaks in secret. How did they secretly sneak into the Dragon Temple and close the door and slaughter the top leaders of the Disaster Legion?"

"I don't know." Venom answered simply, very straightforward, and too straightforward.

Gu Tie was silent for a while and smiled and said, "Forget it, everyone is dead, so it's meaningless to pursue it. Hum the others?"

"Rogue and Ashes are counting the forces of the enemy and us, and Koko is resting." Venom said.

"How is the troops?" Gu Tie asked.

"There is currently 30,000 to 30,000. After all, it is a strong attack by the Holy Alliance, and the losses are even more serious. However, the Holy Alliance can heal the wounded and resurrect the dead heroes. The troops recover very quickly, and it is estimated that they can double in three days. They will definitely give priority to restoring the ace troops. The soul of the ace troops is relatively tough, and the dead heroes are more likely to be resurrected. About three days later, we have to face a high-quality army." Venom said lightly: "The disaster army is difficult to recover, and the morale of the army has been completely chaotic."

"In other words, the sooner we attack, the better it is?" Gu Tie said.

"It's true, but it's difficult for the disaster legion to protect itself. If we want to attack, we can only go on our own." Venom said.

Gu Tie simulated the battle scene in his mind, and the more he thought about it, the less optimistic he became. He only had a large-scale killing weapon, and he was really unable to deal with the army. If Morning Star and Swin led the army to charge, they could only shoot with one sword and one shot, and they would fall into a painful war of attrition. Gu Tie thought about it and then, but couldn't think of any way, so he had to ask: "How are your secret weapons prepared?"

"The virus has spread to every warrior in the alliance, lurking in their spinal cord. For ordinary god-born warriors, it takes about 30 minutes for the virus to go from attack to death. The stronger the warrior, the longer the fatal time." Venom said: "And Swin and Morning Star knew that I would use virus weapons, so they were all ready. Once the virus first emerges, they will respond quickly and reduce the damage of the virus. Viral weapons are not nuclear bombs or flame storms, and it is impossible to kill the entire army in an instant."

Gu Tie knew that Venom was right. Viruses are biological weapons, not chemical weapons, and it is impossible to kill people in one go. The Ebola virus on Earth is extremely fierce, but it will only take two or three days to die. Anthrax bacteria, which is widely regarded as biological weapons, will take longer to die. The virus of Venom only takes 30 minutes from attack to killing people, and it is already very powerful. The current problem is not that the virus cannot do it, but that the patients cannot do it. The infected are all well-trained soldiers, fully equipped and fast-reacting, and various magical treatments. After they start to get sick, they will not worry that the doctor will no longer go to the hospital, or go to the hospital to register and wait for death.

Venom smiled and said softly: "But when the virus attacks, the whole army will definitely be weak."

Gu Tie's eyes lit up and he asked curiously: "How long?"

"Even if they all lie on the hospital bed for professional medical treatment, they will be weak for seven or eight days," said Venom.

Gu Tie couldn't help laughing: "The plan to weaken the enemy is completed, how to encourage our army next."

At this moment, a scream like a pig-killing came from the distant hillside. Gu Tie looked at the cries and saw a "** feast" with blind dog eyes. A group of furry beast soldiers surrounded and were watching a few orcs wrestling. In addition, a few orcs raped the Alliance prisoners in broad daylight. Some Xuan Hu was a woman and some Xuan Hu was a man. Venom was not surprised and said lightly: "This is the custom of the orc army, and the name was 'Xiaga', which allowed the warriors to compete. The winners were female orcs, the losers were captives, and the men and women were free. After each battle, they held a Xia Ga meeting to boost the morale of the army."

"Where are other forces?" Gu Tie asked dryly.

"There are no undead, there are both demons and fairies, and fairies are even more good at it." Venom said

Gu Tie was dumbfounded for a while and suddenly laughed: "I understand, we will win."

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ps: There are some things next week, and there will be fewer updates, and you can only keep them at 5,000 words a day, please forgive me.
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