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037 Soldiers taunting pull monsters, thieves backstab, hunters full output

When Gu Tie talked to Gear and others, Hongbai was standing in front of the group of monsters, with a full sense of erect breasts, his eyes wide open, and his tail raised high with confidence. A ferocious giant beast squatted in front of Hongbai, humbly lowered its head deeply, while sniffing Hongbai's toes, and wagging its tail - it was Huahua, Hongbai's former mount, the monster Thunder Wolf from Green Forest. After being raised by the Beast King's secret technique, it grew twice as big as a shoulder height of more than two meters, and its hard hair was as sharp as a steel needle. The curved claw blade was like a dagger, and its sharp fangs were exposed from under its lips, enough to swallow Hongbai in one bite.

But in front of Hong and Bai, it was so humble, just like the little civil servant in front of his godfather.

Hongbai looked at Huahua with her pink little nostrils for a while, and then said arrogantly: "Huahua, can you understand human words?"

Huahua whined a few times, and she spread her tongue and licked her red and white boots.

Hongbai was dissatisfied with groaning: "Well, you can understand but not speak. What should you do in your foreign language oral exam?"

Huahua whined aggrievedly, saying, 'Thunder Wolf doesn't need a foreign language exam, just whimper.' But Hongbai's little eyes kicked and said proudly: "It's really naive. I don't understand the reality at all. Don't you have to take the exam if you don't need it? You must pass the CET-4 and CET-6 when you work in a foreign company. Without a CET-4 and CET-6 certificate, you can't even pass the interview. In this world, you must have a certificate of one kind. In this magical country, you must have all kinds of certificates, university graduation certificates, English grade certificates, computer grade certificates, driver's licenses, temporary residence certificates, marriage certificates, childbirth licenses, ligation certificates..."

Huahua immediately clamped her hind legs and whined pitifully, asking Hongbai not to ligate herself.

Hongbai listened for a while, took out the civil servant's face to bluff the civilian, and said arrogantly with a long voice: "What..., do you say that the right to reproduction is a natural human right? Are you a human? You are just a stupid dog, you actually want human rights. What jokes are you? Human rights are for people. You are just a dog. Dogs have no dignity, no freedom, no rights. If the head of state wants to ligate you, they will ligate you...what? You said you are not yet adult, no

Can it be ligated? It's so naive. How many times does the Head of State have to say that dogs have no human rights, and minor dogs are also dogs. Do you know, it's not illegal for people to prostitute underage dogs. It's not considered rape for people to fuck dogs with condoms, and minor dogs also need to be ligated. Why is this? Because you are humble and lowly dogs. Your destiny is in the hands of the owner. The Head of State said, 'Dogs need to be ligated', and all dogs must be ligated, whether it's old, male, female or minor dog."

A troll couldn't stand it anymore, so he jumped to the side of Huahua, and his mouth grew big and roared. Hongbai opened his small mouth without showing any weakness, and whimpered like a kitten. Then he turned into a hideous giant dragon in the flash of white light. She roared angrily, and a head hammer hit the troll hard, causing the troll to roll and throw it out, and then pounced on it and shot it randomly.

All the other monsters were frightened and retreated to the side tremblingly, not daring to put a single fart.

Gu Tie was reading the report, but he was not unaware of Hongbai's nonsense. Hongbai's nonsense certificates, human rights and non-existent dog rights. He pretended not to hear it, and believed that Gear and others would not ask questions about it. But Hongbai's quarrel was too fierce and too arrogant. He had to close the book, pick up a stone from the ground, and smash it hard on Hongbai's forehead.

Hongbai looked back at Gu Tie and immediately ran over happily. As she ran, she turned into a pink young girl and continued to run happily. She flew into Gu Tie's arms, rubbed her intimately around Gu Tie's neck, shook her tail attentively, and shouted sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai wants to save the imprisoned princess with Gu Tie, and Hongbai fights for Gu Tie's brother."

Gu Tie originally planned to teach Hongbai a lesson, but Hongbai was suddenly so intimate and enthusiastic, and he didn't know how to teach him a lesson. Beating? Hongbai is a young girl with a height of muscles and bones, and she is invincible in the cold and heat, so she is not afraid of ordinary corporal punishment. Insults? Hongbai has always been ashamed of being shameless, and has zero shame, and is completely immune to all kinds of insults. Fine? It can indeed make Hongbai's flesh hurt, but the possibility of causing Hongbai's hair to go crazy is greater. At this critical moment, Gu Tie does not intend to waste several hours of making trouble with Hongbai.

Gu Tie had to swallow his anger and said with a stern face: "Hongbai, it is said that you are very capable, are you?"

"Yes, Hongbai can do anything." Hongbai nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Very good, you have developed a tactic to save the princess based on this information," Gu Tie said.

"Yes, Brother Gu Tie." Hong Bai snuggled in Gu Tie's arms, holding the report page after page. Gu Tie didn't plan to provide any tactics, but just planned to do something for Hong Bai, so that she would not make trouble without any brainstorms. But she knew that Hong Bai was as quick as counting money. After a while, she finished all the pages and shouted excitedly: "Hong Bai is ready."

"Oh, tell me?" Gu Tie asked in surprise.

"Well, look here first. The underground maze is underground. Here, here, and here, the distance to the ground is very thin. We can dig a hole and avoid the main entrance and enter the underground maze." Hongbai blushed with excitement: "There are many guards in the underground maze, but as long as a fierce enough frontal attack can attract them, we can move unobstructed."

"But the crystal rock layer here is very strong," Gu Tie said.

Hongbai raised his small breasts and shouted crisply: "Don't worry, Brother Gu Tie, wrap it on Hongbai."

"Okay." Gu Tie asked tentatively: "What after entering the maze?"

Hongbai bared his little tiger teeth and smiled excitedly: "Well, the brave and the dungeon."

"What and what?" Gu Tie asked.

"Hongbai is a warrior, Gu Tie is a mage, and he is a thief without integrity. We will form a group to fight the dungeon." Hongbai said excitedly.

"What, are you both a warrior and a thief?" Gu Tie asked in surprise.

"It's the one who has no moral integrity." Hongbai stared at Qing Liuli with a big and small eyes and pointed at the smiling face.

"You..." Gu Tie sighed, knowing that this guy was playing with him again without integrity.

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About an hour later, on a hillside near the old castle, Gu Tie lay in a pile of dim rocks, picked up a telescope and peeped at the castle. This castle is similar to an industrial park. Each building is square and arranged at a uniform distance, just like a factory in an industrial park. Weird-shaped crystal skulls are moving on the streets, some are carrying crystal stones, and some are cleaning up collapsed buildings. - Unlike the skull army that Gu Tie had seen before, these skulls are even more dilapidated and chaotic. Those skulls are like the quantity of products produced by assembly lines, the same appearance, the same size, the same weapon; these skulls are of different sizes, and their bodies are also incomplete, some have no arms, some have three arms, some have no legs, and some have four legs..., and any two skulls are different. They are just defective products recombined by a pile of worn parts.

"Just look at it, these crystal skeletons are really vulnerable," Gu Tie said.

"Well, they are just illusions and baits." Qing Liuli on the left said.

"Hongbai will wipe them out with the attack of the wind swept away the clouds." said Hongbai on the right.

Gu Tie slapped Hongbai heavily on the back of his head and asked again: "When will they arrive?"

"It's coming soon." Qing Liuli said.

"I really didn't expect that I would make a fool of you. I didn't expect that this kind of nonsense tactic is the most feasible." Gu Tie looked at Qing Liuli and Hongbai's outfits, and shook his head with a wry smile. Qing Liuli was wearing a playful tight leather armor, a face towel covering half of her small face, and a dagger and a silencer pistol on her waist. Hongbai was wearing a heavy armor, holding a small shield in one hand and a small hammer in the other. That's right, Qing Liuli is a thief, Hongbai is a warrior. She is about to form a group to brush the dungeon. - By the way, these two sets of outfits were crafted by craftsmen in the nurse team. It took less than half an hour, and the quality was very poor and purely good-looking. But the two were completely unconventional. As long as the clothes were good-looking, they could match their own "profession".

When Hongbai saw Gu Tie complaining, he pouted and said, "It's not a mess."

"Yes, yes, not nonsense." Gu Tie said helplessly, poking Hongbai's pouting little mouth.

Hongbai smiled and hugged Gu Tie's hand and bit it. He spit out his tongue and licked it, and then whined it. The dragon bone armor is not easy to be bitten, so Gu Tie also lets Hongbai bite it. No matter what, it is safer to bite randomly than screaming and clambering randomly. After a while, the twelve cavalry dragons were divided into four groups, roaring past the ancient castle, spewing out balls of electric balls, causing a series of explosions in the castle. The lightning flashed and the pitiful defective products on the street turned into fragmented waste parts.

The flying dragon group quickly turned around after passing by, swept over the castle for the second time, and blasted the second time. The buildings with crystal skeleton activities were blown up one after another, and the unknown objects stored were ignited, and the smoke was rolling, and the explosion rumbling. The castle still had no response, so the flying dragon group turned around again and carried out a third round of bombing on the castle... Next, the castle was bombed one after another, and the buildings collapsed one after another, and it turned into London during World War II, with ruins and rubble everywhere.

The crystal skeletons entrenched underground finally couldn't bear it anymore, and drilled out of the castle and shot in the air with their longbows. The flying dragon immediately raised up, hovered outside the range of the bow and arrow, and no longer blew the dragon breath to bomb. The dragon knights took out the "Demon Cannon Girl" rocket launcher and bombed the castle. The castle was bombed even more violently, and there were basically no intact buildings. But Gu Tie noticed that the streets of the castle were almost intact, not blown out of the big pit, and there were no cracks.

"Hongbai, can you really dig up such a floor?" Gu Tie asked.

"Yeah, Hongbai never brags." Hongbai shouted confidently.

"Is that true?" Gu Tie asked.

"Hongbai is super super awesome, so there is no need to brag." Hongbai said.

"Yes, yes, you're a heifer, roasting the fire." Gutie said.

When the rocket cleaned the castle's floor, the nurse team also rushed to the castle. The monsters opened the way first, and the players followed closely and rushed into the castle in a mighty battle with the remaining crystal skeletons. After a while, more crystal skeletons emerged from the ruins. The dragon knights also turned around and smashed the formation of the crystal skeletons with dragon breath and rockets.

Seeing that the castle was in chaos, Gu Tie asked, "Is it OK?"

"Well, go." Hongbai spit out Gu Tie's fingers, wiped the saliva at the corner of his mouth, then picked up the helmet and put it on, then pulled the cover hard, revealing only two wet little eyes. She picked up the small shield and the little hammer again. She waved the little hammer and knocked the small shield, then knocked the small helmet, and shouted excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai must be a super powerful warrior."

"Yes, yes, the soldiers open the way." Gu Tiexin absent-mindedly perfunctory.

"No, the thief is clearing the way, the thief is flexible, has a sharp eye, and is good at exploring." Hongbai said.

"Well, let's get the way." Qing Liuli pulled out the small dagger and the small pistol. She tiptoed down the mountain, and she looked like a thief. Hongbai waited for Qing Liuli to walk out more than 20 meters before jumping up, and her little tail kept shaking from side to side. Gu Tie sighed secretly and muttered helplessly: "Soldiers can have a long tail, but what kind of warriors have their tails shaking like pugs."

Hongbai turned his head and asked in a low voice: "Hunter, what did you find?"

"Nothing." Gu Tie said casually: "Must to himself."

"Concentrate and don't distract yourself." Hongbai said.

"Yes, yes, yes." Gu Tie said with a wry smile: "I will definitely concentrate."

The castle was overturned, and Gu Tie and two unconventional adventure teams quietly climbed over a corner of the city wall. They came to a corner of the castle. Qing Liuli took the map and searched for a while, clenched his fists at Hong Bai, and then pointed at his feet. Hong Bai took off the warrior suit and handed it to Gu Tie, and ran to Qing Liuli in red and white uniforms, turning into a giant dragon in the flash of white light.

Gu Tie thought Hongbai wanted to dig a hole, but Hongbai didn't, at least she didn't dig a hole now. She grabbed the rocks on the nearby ruins and stuffed them into her mouth, chewed them into her mouth, swallowed them, and ate the truck's load. Then she lay on the ground to rest. After resting for about four or five minutes, she opened her mouth and vomited, spitting out a large amount of steaming red hot lava. The lava fell to the ground, causing the indestructible crystal rock to dissolve. After a while, a large hole leading to the tunnel appeared on the ground.

Hongbai sneezes with flames, and then turns into a petite young girl form, running to Gu Tie happily. He looks at Gu Tie and raises his hand. Gu Tie knows what she is thinking, picks up the equipment and puts it on her, and asks casually: "Hongbai, what are those?" Hongbai hiccups and says with a smile: "Hongbai's stomach juice can melt diamonds and mitral."

"This..." Gu Tie was stunned when he heard it: "You dig a hole with gastric juice?"

"Well, the dragon clan uses gastric juice to dissolve the rocks." Hongbai said with a smile.

"This is exactly the world's greatness." Gu Tie sighed, quickly put on Hongbai's equipment, and slapped her little butt twice. Hongbai jumped out and shouted excitedly: "Thieves, lead the way." Qing Liuli jumped into the tunnel, looked around and whispered: "There is no enemy, no mechanism, no problem, come down, warriors and hunters."

Hongbai immediately jumped out of the big pit, and his feet in small steel boots fell to the ground, making a crackling sound.

"Quiet, warrior." Qing Liuli said.

"The Head of State is a plate-armored warrior, so there will definitely be a little voice." Hongbai explained seriously.

"That's true, but please try to be as quiet as possible." Qing Liuli said.

"I know that the Head of State is an excellent soldier and will try to be as quiet as possible." Hongbai said.

Gu Tie also jumped into the pit, and was completely defeated by the two unruly role-playing roles, so he could only observe the surroundings in a quiet voice. This tunnel was very neat, the ground was made of square bricks, and the walls were piled up by square bricks, and the entire tunnel was square. These bricks themselves could shine, and the light was not bright, but they were enough for Gu Tie to see the path clearly. Gu Tie suddenly remembered something called "mosaic". After being covered by mosaics, everything was square and small.

"Thieves, go there?" Hongbai asked.

Qing Liuli picked up the map and looked at it, pointed to the right and said, "Let's go here."

"Is there any mechanism?" Hongbai asked again.

"Not yet, we will pay attention." Qing Liuli said.

"So let's go." Hongbai looked back at Gu Tie, stared at his little eyes and said, "Hunter, you have to concentrate."

"Yes, warrior." Gu Tie rolled his eyes and sighed secretly.

Next, Qing Liuli tiptoed to explore the path, and Hongbai followed him jumping and Gu Tie walked listlessly at the end. The feeling of Xingcai Shi was already very strong, and he could even sense her desire and excitement. She was waiting for his arrival, like a wife's husband who was looking forward to leaving her family for a long time. If it weren't for Xingcai Shi's pulling, he would have turned around and left without saying a word.

At a corner, Qing Liuli stopped, looked carefully, and then gestured to "beware". Hongbai immediately ran over and squatted in the corner of the wall to look at it. Because of her height, she squatted directly under Qing Liuli. Gu Tie also walked to Qing Liuli and poked his head out to observe the situation. Because of her height, he pressed directly on Qing Liuli. In this way, the three heads stick out of the corner of the wall together, from top to bottom, from big to small.

On the other end is the entrance to the lower labyrinth. A majestic skull more than three meters high stood in front of the entrance, holding a giant wheel axe in both hands. Gu Tie hadn't thought of any countermeasures yet, Hongbai could not wait to say: "The warrior mocked the monster, the thief gave the back stung, and the hunter had all his strength to output. We killed it without any chance to call the police, and set off."

Before Gu Tie could express his opinion, Hongbai was already rushing out with a thrill. Although her legs were short and thin, she ran faster than a rabbit. In a blink of an eye, she ran to the skeleton guard. She raised her little hammer and pointed at the skeleton guard who was more than three times taller than her, stared at the little eyes and shouted sharply: "Sun, the head of state is going to take off your ribs and stuff them into your butt."

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ps: The condition is really bad, sorry.
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