081 One Hundred Thousand Reds and Whites, Everywhere (Part 2)
Name it?!
Gu Tie hates to name the most, to be more precise, "hatred". In the past, he still hates it now. When facing something he likes, he always wants to give her the best and most connotative name, and then the trouble begins. He once raised a puppy, which was originally named "Qiuqiu". He thought about it carefully and changed it to "Beibei". A cousin named "Beibei", so "Beibei" became a "tank". But soon, he discovered a problem. Tanks and "Che" homophonic. In many cities in the south, "Che" refers to his wife. When he calls a dog a "tank", he will be mistaken for "Che", especially a little male dog. So the tank quickly becomes "Abrams m1a2", the main battle tank of the US military. But this Abrams m1a2 is too long and too difficult to pronounce. Even if his family members can accept it, the dog cannot remember such a long name.
It happened that at that time, a best friend became the president of the student union, so he named the puppy "Chairman". His best friend didn't mind, but others didn't know that the chairman was the president of the student union of a certain middle school, and he always mistakenly thought it was the president of the country. After several embarrassing explanations, Gu Tie turned the "Chairman" into the "President". Because the passion for naming was exhausted in succession, he had no extra thoughts and would continue to "President". Since then, there has been such a wonder in a certain place. Early in the morning, a young man running in a morning ran with a German black back. The wolfdog saw the bitch in front of him and hurriedly approached. Then, the young man roared 'President', and passers-by looked at him...
Gu Tie no longer remembers this memory, but his annoyance about naming remains. Now, he wants to name a young girl four or five years old, and he starts to get entangled again. She really has no moral integrity, but she can't really name her "No moral integrity". Gu Tie thought about it and thought, and felt that the name "Lulu" was very good, it sounded very cute, but it was not suitable for Hongbai in temperament. Hongbai looked at the pink and cute soft girl, but in fact he was a demon king who was a demon who was powerful and powerful. He had to have a domineering, strong and mighty name. If Hongbai was a boy, Gu Tie felt that Hitler and Stalin would be good...
Gu Tie suddenly had an inspiration in his mind and asked the sandstorm and the robin: "How about calling her 'Fengshu'?"
The expression of the sandstorm became subtle. He said embarrassedly: "In the hometown of the Tata people, the head of state is the highest ruler, monopolizing military, political, judicial and religious powers, even the emperor and the pope are a little worse. In the history I know, only one person has become the 'head of state'. Since then, the head of state has been split into the emperor and the pope, and the little girl is named 'head of state'. Isn't that too?"
"But Hongbai is not an ordinary little girl, isn't it? It feels very suitable for her."
The more Gu Tie thought about it, the more interesting he felt. He pressed his thumb on the input bar of the name and said in a deep voice: "The name is the 'head of the head'."
The screen flashed a few times in a row, and a dialog box popped up, "The name was successful, and the head of state's awakening program is being started". Many images and texts popped up later, all of which were red and white personal information. In the suitcase, the naked little girl smashed her mouth a few times, spit out her tongue and licked her lips, and then slowly opened her eyes. She stared blankly at the fire on the bonfire.
Gu Tie didn't care about looking at the information on his phone. He quickly stroked Hongbai's little head and called in a low voice. Hongbai looked at him blankly, and slowly narrowed his small eyes. However, his little head rubbed gently against Gu Tie's palm, like a kitten enjoying the caress of his owner. The small tail that still retained the fine red scales moved slightly, and the tail tip swayed slightly.
Gu Tie was stunned. While touching, he muttered in confusion: "Is the head of my family not that cute, right?"
Hei Bai flew to Gu Tie and said with a smile: "Hong Bai. Let's roll, Gu Tie gives you ten star diamonds."
Hongbai immediately curled up his limbs and rolled around the box. Then, like a puppy looking for bones, buried his little head in the box and sniffed, sniffing while sniffing. Gu Tie was inexplicably seen, but Heibai smiled, took out a large disc from under his cloak and threw it at the box. Hongbai immediately jumped up and threw it at the disc, smelled it, licked it, rubbed it with his little face, and then raised the disc to present it to Gu Tie, with his little tail shaking. This disc was the card swipe she carried with her, which was used to pit players at any time and anywhere. Tie put his phone on the card swipe. With a drip, he swiped away ten star diamonds.
Just as Gu Tie and his wife thought Hongbai had woken up, Hongbai was lying back into the box with a card swiper and closed their eyes again.
Gu Tie was stunned and asked dryly: "What's the situation?"
"She didn't wake up completely just now, so she's going to have a sleep back now." Hei Bai said.
"Then she was so skillful in her movements just now?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.
"For Hong and Bai, making money is a super instinct that sleepwalking can do even." Hei and Bai said.
Gu Tie was inexplicably furious and slapped the red and white tender and smooth little butt. After losing the scales, the red and white skin was particularly sensitive, and Gu Tie's big hands were very rough. Hong Bai, who was half asleep and half awake, immediately widened his eyes, and his little tail was tightly clamped between the butt eggs. She finally woke up completely and jumped up and stared at Gu Tie fiercely.
"Player Gu Tie, you are attacking the administrator and will be punished and fined 100 star diamonds."
Gu Tie sighed and said helplessly: "You are no longer the administrator Hongbai, but my demon pet, named 'Fengshu'."
"Nonsense." The red and white little eyes were wide open, and the white, tender and naked little breasts were tall and tall.
"Hello, the head of the demon pet of the player Gu Tie." Hei Bai said with a smile.
Hongbai giggled when he saw Heibai: "Well, isn't this a fool Heibai who specializes in sweeping the floor? Long time no see."
Hei Bai and Hong Bai were also talking to each other. He took out a small camera from under the cloak and took a slap at Hong Bai. The flash light flashed constantly. Hong Bai finally felt something was wrong. He first touched his face, then touched his chest, and then burst out screaming that almost pierced his eardrum. She picked up the electric baton that the ancient iron placed in the box, bared her tiger teeth and shouted: "Hei Bai, I'll kill you."
Hei and Bai took a step back and said to Gu Tie: "Your magic pet attacks the administrator can be considered for you."
Gu Tie hugged Hongbai and hugged her in her arms, pressed her naked and fragrant little body, and quickly said, "Hongbai, calm down, attacking the administrator will be fined 2 star diamonds." Hongbai twisted and twisted uneasyly in Gu Tie's arms, like a crazy puppy. Heibai continued to slap Gu Tie and Hongbai: "This posture is good, the head of devil pet was violated by the master of the warlock."
Gu Tie was depressed when he heard this and frowned and asked, "Hei Bai, you are an attacker."
Hei Bai tilted his little head and thought for a while, and said with a smile: "No, I haven't published the photos, so I have not caused any personal violations to you." Although she said that, she had stopped taking pictures and stuffed the camera back under the cloak. Hong Bai did not have the stimulation of the flashlight, and also stopped restlessness. She blocked Gu Tie's arm in front of her, and poked her little head out and stared at Hei Bai fiercely.
Hei Bai coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Hongbai, although you have no moral integrity, you are not brainless. You should remember the punishment that Terra has punished you. You are no longer an administrator, and as a magic pet, you have been sold to the player Gutie. Your name has been deprived. From now on, there will be no administrator Hongbai, only the player Gutie's magic pet head. Do you understand?"
The fierce expression of Hongbai grinning and glaring gradually disappeared, her little nose gradually wrinkled, her mouth gradually opened, and the wet mist in her eyes, as if she was about to cry. The proud smile on the black and white face also disappeared, and she coughed dryly and said with a stern face: "Hongbai, you must have the backbone and take responsibility for your mistakes, and don't make us bully you."
The red and white little nose wrinkled even more violently, and tears were already spinning in the circles of his eyes. He grabbed the brim of the hat and turned the hat, bared his mouth and sighed, and said crisply: "Okay, after all, you are our sister. You are leaving the team now, just like a married daughter. You can't let your daughter get married with her little butt. I'll give you a set of equipment and a weapon, so there's only so much."
Hei Bai snapped his fingers, opened the cabinet door again, and sent out a stack of equipment and a slender short stick from it. When Hong Bai saw these equipment and short sticks, his expression of mourning disappeared. He rushed out of Gu Tie's arms at an incredible speed, picked up the equipment and picked up the short stick and rushed to the vending machine. After a while, a bright and cute little girl jumped out from behind the vending machine with a short stick. A beautiful white bow tied her long red hair.
It was a bunch of ponytails, with a platinum diamond ring on each of the two bent corners. The fiery red tight coat tightly wrapped around her petite body. The style of the clothes was similar to a suit, which looked particularly energetic, and there were also a large platinum jewelry, buttons, chains, and badges, all in platinum inlaid with diamonds. Her slender waist was also tied with a thick platinum diamond belt. She was wearing a pair of red leather boots that wrapped her knees, and there were many platinum pieces on it.
Gu Tie looked at the red and white red and white, then at the black and white black and white black and white, and asked dryly: "Are you administrators so luxurious? They are wearing platinum diamonds?" Hong and white smiled and said crisply: "Brother Gu Tie, this is not platinum. The platinum is so heavy, it is uncomfortable to put it on your body. This is Misilan, a magical metal with perfect enchantment effect."
Seeing that Hongbai's spirit was recovering so quickly, Gu Tie also said with relief: "That's it, thank you Hongbai for teaching me this illiterate class."
Seeing that Hongbai was so in good spirits, Heibai frowned and asked, "Hongbai, you were obviously very sad just now."
"Well, I don't pretend to be pitiful. How could a loyal and passionate fool give me this red and white uniform and this energy gathering sword for free?" Hongbai grabbed the short stick and rotated it around, and the thicker end silently popped up a pure white energy beam. The energy beam did not shoot out, but condensed into a wide and flat shape with a length of about one meter and a width of about three.
Hei and Bai were immediately embarrassed, and he was struggling for a while before sighing: "You are so unconventional, Hong and Bai."
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ps: The prototype of the gathering sword is the Sun Sword in the iPhone or iPad mobile game "Endless Sword". Of course, the prototype of the Sun Sword is the Jedi Lightsword.
Chapter completed!