Chapter 1 We scalpers are also dignified
Police officer certificate?
The policemen looked at it and it was absolutely true. They said to Jia Simiao: "Okay, since that's the case, we won't interfere. If there is any place that needs our help, just say it."
Jia Simiao smiled and said, "It must be, it must."
Those policemen came and walked faster, and in a blink of an eye there was no trace of them.
What is this doing? Liang Zhongshu is really confused. Is it reasonable to hit people these days? Fortunately, at this time, Wu Ameng and Tang Yinzhi also came back. Jia Simiao called Li Ergouzi and asked him to come and help. They brought a few chairs and a table.
Kak! They were all placed next to the hospital gate.
What are you doing? Everyone around you doesn’t understand very well, and they even want to see what’s going on.
Liang Zhongshu asked: "Hey, what do you want to do?"
Jia Simiao asked back, "I'll ask you one last question, the patient has no money, will your hospital give me treatment?"
"This is a matter of principle, you have to pay first and then see a doctor."
"Okay, don't regret it."
Jia Simiao sat on the chair and shouted: "Wang Sha, come here, I'll give you some acupuncture."
Tang Yinzhi also brought a banner and hung it high with a few big words on it - the miraculous doctor Jia Simiao treated people for free.
"Free medical treatment? Are you real or not?"
"I don't know, he doesn't look like a miracle doctor? Aren't miracle doctors all gray-haired and bearded people?"
"Yes, I guess I'm selling dog meat with the help of sheep."
People around him were talking, and Liang Zhongshu laughed. Some people really dared to brag, "The miracle doctor," said he was a genius.
Although it is February, it is the sunny day at noon, and it is warm and it feels not so cold.
One needle of Kan water, two needles of Lihuo, three needles of flesh and white bones, four needles of opening acupoints... Wang Sha had a tumor in his head. Jia Simiao used the fourth needle of Fuxi's Nine needles, and it took about half an hour to stop the acupuncture. This was also a work that consumed energy and energy. Sweat also oozed from Jia Simiao's forehead.
Mother Wang was very nervous and asked, "Mr. Jia, has my son's illness cured?"
"mom."
Wang Sha actually turned his head and called Mom. Although he also called him before, Mom Wang and the people around him could clearly feel that Wang Sha seemed to have returned at this moment, his energy and eyes were clear. If he hadn't been wearing a suit and tie, he would have been a white-collar worker.
Mother Wang couldn't stop crying and said excitedly: "Son, you...you are finally ready."
Uncle Wang also came over and hugged his son, crying.
It took them a while before they let go.
Li Ergouzi asked, "Hey, Wang Sha, are you really called Wang Sha? What is Daming?"
Wang Sha smiled and said, "From now on, Wang Sha will be my name. I feel that this name is pretty good."
Li Ergouzi also agreed quite well, Wang Sha, how rural this name is? It has the same effect as his Li Ergouzi.
Wu Ameng shouted: "The miracle doctor has given people free medical treatment. Come on? If anyone wants to see a doctor, come over quickly."
Many of the people around us saw Ma Wang, Uncle Wang, and Wang Sha coming to the hospital for treatment. There was no medical expenses and the hospital was bombed out. Is this a scam? Probably not? Some people came up with a try-and-see attitude. Anyway, it was free, what if it was cured?
Jia Simiao took the pulse, then pricked it twice, and then said, "You are suffering from kidney deficiency. Go back and eat some leeks and walnut kernels to replenish it."
"Is that so good?"
The man rubbed his waist and moved his muscles and bones for a while. He felt that his waist was not so sore and soft. This really had an immediate effect.
Someone came up again, and Jia Simiao said, "You are catching a cold, just take some cold medicine."
"Is there any physical problem?"
"It's okay, I have a little bronchial infection, just take some medicine."
A middle-aged man came up, and Jia Simiao didn't even take his pulse. He shook his head and said, "Hey, why are you doing when you are not sick? Isn't it just that sexual intercourse is not good? Exercise more to reduce your fat belly."
Can you tell this? The middle-aged man laughed awkwardly and went back.
What a miracle doctor!
As soon as these people rushed forward, they wanted Jia Simiao to treat the disease.
Li Ergouzi and Wu Ameng shouted: "Look up, line up, hurry up, if anyone dares to jump into the line again, or squeeze in random things, the miraculous doctor will not treat him."
Ah? This sentence works better than anything else. These people consciously lined up a neat line. In an instant, they lined up into a long long queue. If they counted roughly, there must be more than a hundred people? Of course, there is a trend of getting worse and worse, and more people were in the line. If such a person is governed alone, I don’t know how long it will take.
Jia Simiao shouted: "It is five o'clock in the afternoon and when it arrives at five o'clock, today's free medical treatment will end."
Now, these people were even more crazy, but they didn't dare to squeeze in, for fear of annoying Jia Simiao. The miracle doctor is a miracle doctor. These people have truly opened their eyes. It was ten minutes slower, and the quicker ones were cured. However, at this speed, not only did the number of people in the team not decrease, but more and more.
Someone was queuing up and called relatives and friends: "Come here quickly? At the entrance of the Collaborative Hospital, there is a miracle doctor who is free to see the doctor. That medical skills are so good."
"Yes, yes, it's a miracle doctor, it's so amazing."
"I'm queuing, come quickly? No matter how late I'm not in line, I can't even get a queue."
These people talked all the time, and the atmosphere was very tense and anxious. They were afraid that when they were queueing, it would end at five o'clock, so wouldn't it be a waste of time? In the hospital, there were many people queuing at the registration office, and some people were saying, why are you still queuing here to register? At the door, there is a miracle doctor who is very good at medical skills, so it's better to go to the miracle doctor to see a doctor.
"Miscellaneous Doctor? I'm in an expert clinic here."
"How can an expert be as good as a miracle doctor? Go away quickly."
In the inpatient department—
"Honey, let's not be hospitalized here. There is a miracle doctor at the door. Let's go there and have a look."
"Ah? Then I'm not hospitalized in vain?"
"Let's go queuing up, it won't be cured. Let's come back and be hospitalized."
"OK."
Director Yu from the Collaborative Hospital was in a good mood and had just completed a medical paper. When he walked out of the office, he felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong. Why was the hospital empty today? In the corridor, let alone patients, even the doctors and young nurses did not see it.
What's the situation?
He came to the nurse's duty room, where only the head nurse and two little nurses were here. The two little nurses were still whispering, begging the nurse something, and the head nurse smiled bitterly: "I want to go too, but there must be someone here, right?"
Dean Yu shouted, "Hey, what are you doing? What's going on? Where are you?"
"Dean." The two young nurses were startled.
"Where are people?"
"That... they all went to the door to queue up and asked the miracle doctor to see the doctor."
"Miscellaneous Doctor? What kind of Miracle Doctor?"
The young nurse was quite gossipy: "Director, we have a miracle doctor coming to the entrance of the hospital to treat people for free. The old god can cure a patient in a minute. Those registered people in our hospital have left, and the people in the hospital have also left. You said that the patients have all left, and there is no need for us young nurses and doctors to be in the hospital? Otherwise, we will also line up."
"Breaking a fool."
Dean Yu hummed twice: "Let's go, you guys go out for a look with me."
The head nurse ran out quickly and shouted: "Dean, I will lead you."
In the outpatient hall, it was also empty, and even the doctors and nurses at the registration office and the clinic guide desk were gone. When he walked out of the outpatient hall, Dean Yu saw the bustling crowd at the door at a glance. This was too unreasonable, it was a mess? He hurried out.
After watching it for a few minutes, I was stunned.
Isn't it? Is there such a magical medical technique? Why does one person cure one in a minute? If this continues, they will have to close the stalls in the hospital and it will be ruined. Who else can see a doctor in their hospital? Then, he saw the head nurse who came out with him, and the two young nurses were actually lined up in the queue.
There is no way. Nowadays, who dares to say that there is no problem with their health? Anyway, it is for free to treat the doctor, and it is useless to not be quenched. There are also scalpers coming, and they are mixed in the team and line up here. Next to them, someone walked to the back of the team to lobby.
"Hey, do you know? The miracle doctor stopped the diagnosis and treatment until five o'clock in the afternoon."
"Yes, I'm worried about this problem now. With this attitude, it's probably my turn, it's already dark."
"Isn't it?"
The scalper said, "I have a relative in line in front, but his health is not a big problem. Otherwise, give me two hundred yuan and you can get the position of my relative?"
"Two hundred?"
"Uh, if you think too much, we can discuss it again. It's not easy for my relatives to line up there..."
"Give you three hundred, you'll take me there now."
One turn of the deal, you earned 300 yuan.
The scalper was very confident, and when he went to find someone, he offered a price of 500. As a result, the other party had no counter-offer and paid to queue up in front. It seems that 500 is less? Two thousand, two thousand per person.
A thin, dry young man with a traitor-style mid-hair style came over and asked, "You are the legendary scalpers, aren't you?"
The scalper was very angry: "We are the tyrants, how can you describe us as scalpers? I tell you, we also have dignity."
Chapter completed!