Chapter Super Little Defying the Sky
Two identical brides!
If this is for other grooms, there is naturally no problem. They are all brides? They must not be able to tell the difference in their outfits. In terms of figure... Shen Junao is relatively plump and hot, while Tang Ziyu is relatively slimmer.
Jia Simiao asked, "Can you let me stand up and let me see?"
Tang Jiaojiao said loudly: "It's absolutely not possible. If you do this, you can distinguish it."
How can we distinguish this? Jia Simiao does not have the ability of Tang Bohu in "Tang Bohu's Flavor of Autumn". He blew over in one breath and blew the veils covered by the bride's heads to the ground. Or punched the ground with a punch, shaking them all down.
What to do, what to do?
Looking at the proud look of Tang Rou, Tang Fei and others, Li Ergouzi became anxious: "Aren't you forced yourself to do something? No one can tell."
Tang Fei looked at the time and laughed: "If you can't tell the difference, you can't stop this marriage? Wait a little longer, and the time will pass."
This is bullying the in-laws' family.
Jia Simiao was not too anxious or slow. He lit a cigarette, took a few deep breaths, and naturally blew the cigarette ashes.
"ah……"
The two brides suddenly jumped up and screamed. They had had sex with him, so they could tell at a glance. Jia Simiao stretched out his hand and said loudly: "The one on the left is Jun Ao, and the one on the right is Ziyu."
Tang Jiaojiao shouted, "Oh, why are you making a sound? You are so anxious to get married."
The two of them took off their red veils, their faces were flushed and very beautiful. However, they looked at Jia Si Miao's eyes with a little shame and anger, which was really beastly. It's not that they were anxious to get married, but that the needle was so uncomfortable? Taking advantage of the ashes, two silver needles flew out of Jia Si Miao's fingertips and stabbed them on their thighs.
It's not very deep, it's enough for them to suffer.
Li Ergouzi shouted, "Yeah, I guessed it. Brother Jia, do you have to carry the bride into the sedan chair?"
This is really a bad idea! Even Wu Ameng made a fuss, and Tang Fei, Tang Rou, Tang Jiaojiao and others screamed, even the room was about to bulge. Which group of people is this guy? Jia Simiao glared at Li Ergouzi, bent down and picked up Tang Ziyu.
They followed up with a cheer. How could the two brides just hold one? What should the other person do if that happens?
Jia Simiao coughed and said, "He hugged the sedan chair one by one."
Tang Fei shouted, "No, this is just losing one's attention? Is it true that in your eyes, there is still a deeper love and a shallower love? If not, you will hold both of you and say, right?"
"yes."
"Okay, okay, I'll hold it."
In the stunned everyone, Jia Simiao actually clamped one with one hand, all under her armpits, which made them scream. With such a posture, the slit of the cheongsam would not expose the spring light on her legs, right? Jia Simiao did not dare to stop at any time, and quickly stepped into the courtyard.
One was placed in the sedan chair, and the other was placed in the sedan chair again.
Mr. Tang and others were waiting in the yard and shouting: "Get up the sedan chair."
When was the sound of gongs and drums and suona named? Jia Simiao walked in front of the two sedan chairs and was thinking about where to go? He was probably the only one of the people at the scene was kept in the dark. But he didn't ask anyone, but he just wanted to follow the team and he would not lose his way.
Can you still get lost? Think of yourself as Li Ergouzi and Wu Ameng? They are in the innate Bagua Formation, but they dare not walk around.
After walking for a while, Jia Simiao understood that he was going to the ancestral hall. This time he asked, he realized that the disciples of the Tang Sect in Shu got married in the ancestral hall. When they got here, the courtyard of the ancestral hall was already full of people, and many people in Bashu City rushed back.
Their lives were saved by Jia Simiao. This great kindness is hard to repay... How could they not come after Jia Simiao got married? Even if they didn't spend a penny, they had to come and support them.
On one side of the ancestral hall, Mrs. Tang, her mother and Tang Riyue were both sitting upright on the Grand Master's chair. Jia Simiao, Tang Ziyu, and Shen Junao both knelt down. After three bows, Mrs. Tang was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. She picked up a small box from the side and handed it to Jia Simiao, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jia, grandma has no gifts for you. You can accept these three thunder beads."
What is the Pili Pearl? Jia Simiao didn't understand it either, so he went up and took it: "Thank you grandma."
Tang Riyue, Tang Erye, Tang San Uncle and others were shocked: "Mom (sister-in-law), then... that's the most powerful and domineering weapon of our Tang Sect? There are only five in our Tang Sect..."
Old Mrs. Tang said: "No matter what kind of hidden weapon it is, it is used. If it is just placed there, it will lose its value. I handed over the Pili Bead to Xiao Jia in the hope that he can use it at critical moments."
This time, Mr. Tang, Uncle Tang and others didn't say anything else.
Old Mrs. Tang gave gifts, why didn’t Tang’s mother and Tang Riyue give them? They were so stingy. Now, from the solemn expressions of Mr. Tang, Uncle Tang San and others, as well as the envious eyes of Tang Rou, Tang Fei and others, Jia Simiao understood the power of the Pili Pearl. This thing is probably very irritating.
Next to him, Tang Ziyu whispered: "Brother Jia, have you heard of the 99 series cannon?"
"I heard that it is said to be a magic weapon against the sky? There are nine cannon barrels, once they are fired, no grass grows within a few miles, and it becomes a scorched earth."
"Yes, although Pili Bead is not as powerful as the Nine-Nine-Serial Cannon, it is also the most powerful hidden weapon of my grandfather during his lifetime. I dare not say that it is several miles away, but the plants, animals and plants within a mile cannot escape death."
"One mile? That's OK."
"What is OK? That's super small and despicable."
This is more than just a little defiant? Two thunder beads can destroy the entire Tangjiazhuang.
Jia Simiao was happy. The key is that this thunder bead is more conducive to carrying than the nine-nine series cannon, just put it in your pocket. When you use it, it will be more satisfying. Unfortunately, it is a little less. If there are 180, he can go straight to the head of the Qing Gang on the treasure island.
In the courtyard of the ancestral hall, there are tables, and almost every table is full of people. In fact, any boy has some expectations and yearning for marriage, and Jia Simiao is no exception. When he gets married, Jia Simiao realizes that it is not a good thing. In fact, it is just drinking.
There were dishes on the table, and the most famous ones in Bashu were "Five Golden Flowers", namely Wuliangye, Luzhou Laojiao, Mianzhu Jiannanchun, Quanxing Daqu, and Gulinlangjiu.
drink!
Toast, you must toast every table. Second Master Tang walked in front, Jia Simiao, Tang Ziyu, and Shen Junao followed him. Second Master Tang introduced each table first, and then Jia Simiao and his wife came to toast.
The men looked at Jia Simiao enviously, followed by two charming girls. The girls were moved in their minds, and they could marry two. Can they marry another third one? Then they might have a chance. A glass of wine was poured into their stomachs. Even people like Jia Simiao who drank like cold water could not bear it.
After walking around, his stomach was so bloated. If this continues, how could he sleep together at night? He looked at Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao, who had some red wine and had beautiful faces, and his heart became even more itchy. He hugged one on the left and one on the right, probably every man’s dream.
The first time, Jia Simiao felt that time passed so slowly, it was only noon!
Even Jia Simiao himself didn't remember that after traveling to the toilet several times, the wedding banquet finally ended. It should be said that Jia Simiao was a person who made great contributions to Tangjiazhuang. Now, he has a specialized house in Tangjiazhuang, with two floors up and down on the main street.
Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao went back. Jia Simiao was about to go back with them, but Tang Rou, Tang Fei, Tang Yu and others were grabbed and had to go out for another drink.
Jia Simiao smiled bitterly and said, "Brothers, please spare me, I really can't drink it."
Tang Yu smiled and said, "Young Master Jia, you have known Tang Rou, Tang Fei, Tang Hui, Tang Hui and others for a long time. I have always been with Tang Jue in Tangjiazhuang, and we rarely have contact with each other. You must not give me this face."
"Yes, Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold at a moment. It's only afternoon now, why are you anxious?"
"If you go to drink with us, we won't go to the bridal chamber tonight."
"real?"
These words really made Jia Simiao fall in love with them. Everyone is young. If they make a wedding chamber, what time will it be? He can't stand such trouble. Just drink it! He called Li Ergouzi and Wu Ameng and went straight to a nearby hotel.
Everyone was young, and they gathered more and more. In a short while, dozens of people came. When they were in the ancestral hall, there were Tang Riyue, Tang Erye, Tang San Uncle and others there. They were restrained and more rules. But now they are different. They are less concerned and have let go of their alcohol.
Eat and drink like this until sunset and dusk.
Tang Fei smiled and said, "Let's go and have a bridal chamber."
Jia Simiao jumped up and shouted, "Hey, you said you won't make trouble with the bridal chamber."
"Yes, I don't make a fuss. I'm just watching the fun. As for them? Then I can't care."
"It's a big deal, it's a big deal."
Tang Hui, Tang Hao and others followed suit and made a noise, making Jia Simiao want to curse her. What are you doing? Is this bullying an honest child? When he came out, he found a chance to swallow a pill made from snake gall, and gave Li Ergouzi and Wu Ameng each. They had been waiting for a long time, so they would be polite, so they swallowed it in with their necks.
Chapter completed!