Chapter Twisted melons are not sweet, they are still awkward(1/2)
"Monk, what are you doing?"
Jia Simiao drank and stopped Monk Hu.
Monk Hu stared at him and shouted: "Master Jia, this kid is so useless, I have to kill him."
"I want you to let go."
"Master Jia."
"Did you not hear what I said?"
"yes……"
Monk Hu was unwilling to give in. He pushed Gao Chao hard and finally let go.
With the support of Li Ergouzi and Tang Yinzhi, Jia Simiao finally struggled to stand up. He smiled and said: "Let go of me, I'm fine."
"Brother Jia (Jia Simiao)..."
"I'm really fine."
They let go of Jia Simiao, and Jia Simiao's body shook, but he still gritted his teeth and held on. He cupped his hands towards Song Yugong on the second floor and said loudly: "Palace Master Song, can we go to dinner?
?”
Song Yu said in a deep voice: "That's it."
Gao Chao stepped forward to support Jia Simiao and choked with sobs: "Master Jia, I..."
Jia Simiao patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother, I don't blame you for this. I'm very happy if you hit me. If I let others hit me, I will definitely not be able to swallow this breath."
"Master Jia..."
"We are still good brothers, so don't worry about it."
The more he said this, the more Gao Miao felt uncomfortable and guilty.
Jia Simiao smiled at Yunfeng again, then stood up and left. Tang Yinzhi, Li Ergouzi and others followed closely behind him, and those who came to attend the military aircraft camp meeting also followed.
No one made a sound, but this dull atmosphere was so suffocating that people could hardly breathe.
When they walked out of the martial arts training ground, these people were still following Jia Simiao.
Jia Simiao smiled and said: "Hey, what are you doing? Go to eat quickly? I have to go back to the dormitory and put some medicine on my butt. You follow me like this, do you mean you have to look at my naked butt?
?It’s so embarrassing.”
These people smiled and finally went to the canteen.
Jia Simiao, Li Ergouzi, Tang Yinzhi and others came to the dormitory. They did not follow him in, but Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao went in and helped him take off his pants little by little.
He was lying on the bed, his pants already stuck to his skin. When he opened them, all his flesh and blood came out, causing Jia Simiao to gasp in pain.
Shen Junao has learned first aid knowledge, but in this aspect, she has not left Tang Ziyu. After all, Tang Ziyu is a young nurse, and she is the best at bandaging wounds. Finally, she took off her pants.
, Tang Ziyu's face was flushed, and she couldn't care less about being shy and sprinkled the powder on his butt.
Jia Simiao smiled and said: "It's okay. Gao Miao was merciful. It looked like he was bleeding, but it was actually just a flesh wound, not a muscle or bone."
Tang Ziyu complained: "Don't be playful and smiley, there is no formal appearance."
Soon, Jia Simiao was bandaged, and Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Jia Simiao asked them to go get food first and bring one back for him, while he sat on the bed and tried his best.
He used a water ring to heal his wounds. It took almost an hour, and even the food was cold before he climbed out of bed.
Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao didn't bother to eat. They asked with concern: "Brother Jia, how are you?"
Jia Simiao sat on the bed and said with a smile: "Of course it's okay. Do you want me to take off my pants and let you see?"
"Who cares?"
Feeling relieved, they opened their lunch boxes and had lunch with Jia Simiao. Just after they finished eating, there was a knock on the door, and Li Ergouzi walked in and whispered: "Brother Jia,
Mr. Gou and Gao Chao are here."
"Oh? Let's go out and take a look."
At the door, Gou Ye and Gao Chao's faces were full of guilt and concern. Tang Yinzhi, Hu Monk, and Qiu Hei were not here. They knew that Jia Simiao was fine, so they went to the cafeteria to eat. Only Li Ergouzi was watching here.
.
Gao Chao said in shame: "Master Jia, I..."
Jia Simiao smiled and said: "Look, here we come again, Brother Gao, thanks to your mercy, I'm fine now."
"Is everything okay?"
"Do you need me to take off my pants and show you?"
"good."
Mr. Dog was not polite and said loudly: "You brat, take it off quickly and let me take a look. How are you injured?"
This time, it was Jia Simiao's turn to feel embarrassed: "Right here? There are so many people coming and going..."
"Whatever they have, they are all grown men. Who doesn't have them?"
"Well……"
Anyway, it's not a big deal just to take it off.
Jia Simiao faced the door and took off his pants. Of course, he didn't take them all off, but only exposed his buttocks. They were naked, without even a scar, and there was no trace of blood. This made Master Gou and
Gao Chao was shocked, how...how could this happen? Could it be that Jia Simiao had already mastered the indestructible body and was invulnerable?
"ah……"
"Ahh..."
Several screams, a series of screams came.
Bang! The door opened, and Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao came out, also screaming: "Brother Jia, you...why are you such a gangster? Just in the corridor, you took off your pants?"
Jia Simiao quickly pulled up his pants and coughed: "It's Mr. Gou and Gao Chao who want to see the injury on my butt..."
Judging from the injury, there is no need to take off your pants, right? This is too gangster. From the stairs, a group of girls came up, some carrying fruits, some holding potions and so on. They are all here to participate in the military aircraft camp
The girls in the conference felt extremely distressed when they saw Jia Simiao having Gao Chao hit him with ten deadly sticks in public.
You know, in the past few days, Jia Simiao has become their idol. Even when he returned to the dormitory at night, all they talked about was Jia Simiao's name and the two girls around him. However,
They don't know what the names of Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao are. However, this does not prevent them from liking and admiring Jia Simiao.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they came up, they saw Jia Simiao's butt exposed... They all saw it. After all, they were not mentally prepared and let out screams.
This embarrassed Jia Simiao, his little face turned red, and if there was a crack in the ground, he could get through it.
Mr. Gou glanced at the girls who came up, took a few steps back, and scolded: "Jia Simiao, how could you do such a thing in broad daylight? I am really disappointed."
"What? Mr. Dog, you asked me to take off..."
"Gao Chao, let's go and avoid dealing with people like this in the future."
"Yes, yes, Mr. Dog, let's go."
Gao Chao couldn't hold back his laughter and quickly left with Mr. Gou.
"Hey, don't leave."
Jia Simiao was so anxious that he had to ask Mr. Gou and Gao Chao to explain clearly. But these girls had already rushed up and surrounded Jia Simiao on three levels inside and three levels outside.
"Jia Simiao, how is your injury?"
"Can you take this piece of fruit?"
"I got some wound medicine. You take off your pants and I'll help you apply the wound medicine."
Showing courtesy for nothing, committing adultery or stealing, what do these girls want to do? Didn't they see that Tang Ziyu and Shen Junao were watching from the side? Jia Simiao coughed a few times, and immediately felt all over his body.
How can they be tempted by their awe-inspiring righteousness? Wood, wood, they are all wood.
Jia Simiao muttered silently several times, and his mood calmed down, and he said loudly: "Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, thank you, thank you very much for your concern for me. I want to tell you, my
The injury has healed and there is nothing serious. Thank you again.”
"It's nothing serious? How is this possible? That's a killing blow."
"Yeah, take it off quickly and let us see."
"Uh, are you trying to drive a wedge between me and my girlfriend?"
Jia Simiao took a step towards the room, hugged Shen Junao and Tang Ziyu naturally, and sighed: "Oh, you'd better spare me, otherwise, they will be very jealous."
Shen Junao's face was slightly red, and he reached out and pinched Jia Simiao's ribs, saying angrily: "Who is jealous?"
"I'm jealous, is that okay if I'm jealous?"
Jia Simiao laughed a few times and said hehe: "Sorry, we have something to do at home, so don't let outsiders see it."
Bang! After closing the door, I was cut off from the outside world. Those girls looked at me and I looked at you, and I felt very unhappy. My dear, their deep-rooted tenderness became like the flowing water of the East China Sea.
Ah? Jia Simiao went too far. However, there are girls who understand Jia Simiao quite well. Both men and women have the right to love or not to love. They all have the right to love you or to love her. You can't force it.
People.
To be continued...