Have you ever stolen anything? No.

Have you ever stolen a woman? Stealed her.

What would it be like to be caught red-handed by your husband while being intimate with someone else's wife? Jia Simiao has never tried it, but he finally experienced it. How did he know that Zhang Xixi would suddenly think about it?

Yeah? She didn't say anything even when he talked to her, she just stared at him, making his scalp bristle.

Jia Simiao whispered: "That...that Zhang Xixi, let's eat."

Zhang Xixi still looked at him and said nothing.

Jia Simiao quickly added: "I...I know, I just had some evil thoughts, but I really didn't do anything to you. I swear, I can point to the light bulb and swear, if the light goes out, I

It will be destroyed.”

Phew! Zhang Xixi suddenly stood up, still silent, just motionless, not even blinking, and continued to stare at Jia Simiao.

Killing someone is not enough to give her a nod, what else does she want to do? Yes, Jia Simiao also admitted that she had some beastly thoughts just now, but after all, she hadn't really done anything yet, so she thought in her mind that she wouldn't commit a crime, right? He coughed dryly

After making two noises, he said with a sneer: "Xixi, you...if you have any ideas, just tell me, don't look at me like this, okay?"

Plop! Zhang Xixi fell on the bed again, closed his eyes, and snored slightly.

Jia Simiao was dumbfounded. He was stunned and kept silent for dozens of seconds before he finally reacted. He is a doctor, known as the Ghost Hand in the field of traditional Chinese medicine.

He is as famous as Lafayette Ren. He could tell at a glance that Zhang Xixi was ill. This was a kind of sleepwalking.

This kind of sleepwalking is nothing to say, and terrifying to say the least.

It was reported in the newspaper that there was a family of three. The wife always came in the morning. When she got up, she found that her husband had been killed and his head was chopped to pieces. At that time, she was so frightened that she was at a loss and immediately called the police. When the police arrived,

When I came over, I discovered that the doors and windows were all intact, and the murder weapon was a kitchen knife. Through fingerprint extraction, it was found that the fingerprints on the knife handle belonged to the wife.

It was her who killed her husband.

The police immediately arrested her on serious suspicion, and the wife cried out that she was wronged. When they investigated, the police were a little confused. Neighbors, including the parents of both parties, said that the young couple was very loving, not to mention violent, and even more so.

There was no quarrel, and the wife had no motive for the crime.

What was that like?

The psychologist asked the wife and found out that she had a dream in the middle of the night. She had just bought a watermelon. She wanted to cut the watermelon with a kitchen knife to see if it was ripe. Her dream was actually her sleepwalking.

The situation was that the melon she touched was not a watermelon, but her husband's head. She cut her husband's head as if it were a watermelon.

How scary is this kind of thing? Looking at Zhang Xixi's appearance, I don't know how serious it is. If he helped Zhang Xixi diagnose and treat her, she would definitely not believe that she was sick. Tell Shen Junao, Tang Ziyu said,

Will they believe him? They will probably ask him, how did you know that Zhang Xixi suffers from somnambulism when sleeping? Could it be that you slept with her?

Jia Simiao took a few deep breaths and decided to tell Shen Junao and Tang Ziyu when he found the opportunity. He had a clear conscience.

Zhang Xixi is still in the same posture, but he is no longer in the same mood as before. Still dare to kiss? Who knows if she will suddenly open her eyes again and scare him to death. Leaning down, Jia Si

Miao gently called Zhang Xixi several times and finally woke her up.

Jia Simiao said: "Are you hungry? Come here and have something to eat."

Zhang Xixi sat on the bed and shouted: "I fell asleep? Did you touch me while I was asleep?"

"No."

"real?"

"With your IQ, can I fool you?"

"That's true."

Zhang Xixi jumped to the ground, washed his face, and said proudly: "Let me tell you, in this world, I only admire one person, and that is my elder sister. It's a pity that besides being busy with the company, she is always

It's talking about a man. I don't understand, is that man that good?"

Jia Simiao ate wontons and said with a smile: "Listening to your tone, you are still a rich lady? Looking at you, I can see how high your sister's IQ is. Since the man she is talking about, I think he must be very good.

.”

"What's wrong with the rich lady? I left home just to prove to my family that I, Zhang Xixi, am very capable and stronger than anyone else. I will definitely become a big boss."

"That's it, that's it. Boss Zhang, why don't you hurry up and eat? We are going to make money."

"Eat, eat."

As soon as she mentioned making money, Zhang Xixi became excited and ate the wontons faster than Jia Simiao could eat them. Then she started to urge Jia Simiao to hurry up and don't delay.

It’s time. This is the first time they go out to sell ice watermelon. If they do well, they can accumulate initial capital and open a store to sell cold drinks.

The two people pushed the freezer and quickly arrived at the door of the flower shop. After saying hello to Fatty He, the two people plugged the power strip into the power supply in the store and pulled it out for more than six meters. Then they pulled it out.

The freezer was installed, right next to the flower bed. It couldn't be too close to the store, as that would disturb the flower shop's business. But it couldn't be too far away, so it would run into the street. This location was just right.

I spent more than 100 yuan to buy an ordinary large parasol and hold it up. A fruit knife, a bamboo cutting board, and a glass cabinet on the freezer with cut watermelons in it. This is

Samples, specially designed to attract passers-by. There are also two plastic stools. These are all the belongings of Jia Simiao and Zhang Xixi.

Don't look at these things, they are almost more than 500 yuan, plus the 350 yuan for the rent, Zhang Xixi's pocket is almost empty. She has no idea, if this can't be sold, she will really

I'm going to drink the northwest wind with Jia Simiao.

Sitting on the stool, looking at the people passing by, he muttered: "Brother Jia, tell me, can we...can we sell it?"

Jia Simiao asked, "Have you prepared your pocket bag?"

Zhang Xixi suddenly became happy. She patted the bag tied around her waist and giggled: "It has been prepared for a long time. If it can be filled today, we will call Jun Ao and Ziyu to go out and have a good time in the evening.

Son."

"Business is the hottest at night, are you willing to leave?"

"unwilling."

The two people looked at each other and laughed.

Zhang Xixi didn't care about ladies or not, so she shouted at the top of her lungs: "It's watermelon, ice watermelon, big sandy watermelon."

There were not many people walking on the street, but the weather was too hot. People passing by saw a watermelon selling here and came over to buy two yuan. Anyway, the price is not expensive, two yuan a piece, it is sweet, sandy and cold.

It's cool. You swallow it in one gulp, and the cool air flows down your throat and into your stomach. The sweat pores all over your body are soaked. It's very pleasant.

Zhang Xixi was responsible for selling and collecting money, while Jia Simiao was responsible for cutting the melons. The two of them cooperated very well.

From nine o'clock in the morning to the end of school at noon, more than twenty large watermelons were sold. One watermelon was cut into 8 pieces and cost 2 yuan a piece, which is 16 yuan. And the price Li Ergou gave them was relatively low.

, the cost price of a ten-pound watermelon is 4 yuan. In other words, by selling a cut watermelon, they can make a net profit of 12 yuan.

There are also people who buy whole watermelons separately. They cost 1 yuan per catty. After deducting the cost, they can make a net profit of 6 yuan. It’s a little less, but it saves trouble. You don’t have to cut it up and sell it directly.

It's over.

It's not that Zhang Xixi's belly is bulging, but his pocket is bulging. There are hundreds of dollars in his pocket.

At this time, the school ended for noon, and the students came out with a roar. There were more people, and Zhang Xixi shouted even harder. There were many people inside and outside.

Tang Ziyu and a few girls from the dormitory came out. They originally planned to take advantage of the lunch break to go for a walk. It was too hot. They heard the cries here and were all attracted. Iced watermelon? They were crowded.

He came up and said loudly: "Here, give us a few dollars."

"okay."

Zhang Xixi agreed, and when she raised her head, her eyes met Tang Ziyu's.

Tang Ziyu lost her voice and said: "Ah? Xixi, you... why are you doing this?"

Zhang Xixi was very proud: "Well, as long as you can make money, that's fine. Are you and your classmates here to eat watermelon? Come, I'll treat you."

Tang Ziyu was a little confused, and it wasn't until Zhang Xixi brought the iced watermelon in front of them that she realized what she was doing.

A girl asked: "Ziyu, who are you?"

If it were other women, why wouldn't they avoid a small vendor like Zhang Xixi? But Tang Ziyu didn't. Instead, she said proudly: "My best friend."

"The handsome guy next to her is her boyfriend?"

Jia Simiao was happy. He finally saw someone knowledgeable. He didn't care whether he was Zhang Xixi's boyfriend or not, but the previous sentence, handsome boy, did you hear it? Shen Junao, Zhang Xixi and

Tang Ziyu always squanders herself. In fact, they are jealous because they can't find a boyfriend as handsome as me.

Jia Simiao smiled and said, "Since you are Ziyu's classmates, you can take care of yourself."

"Enough?" Zhang Xixi glanced at Jia Simiao several times, "I am the major contributor. If I were on the board of directors of the company, I would also be the major shareholder. You are a coolie who paid 100 yuan, but you are so generous."

Here she is. It’s only me who is right. She is not a stingy person. She smiled and handed watermelons to Tang Ziyu and other girls.

Tang Ziyu didn't have anything to do with someone's short mouth and short hands, but the other girls were a little embarrassed. They didn't have much money, but they still felt a little uncomfortable eating and drinking like this. Anyway,

There's nothing else to do, just help with the work.

Jia Simiao whispered: "I don't need your help, just pretend to be a shopper, eat watermelon here, and give us a few shouts."

After squeezing Tang Ziyu's eyes a few times, she immediately understood. She ate the watermelon with big mouthfuls and praised: "Wow, what a sweet watermelon. It's really fragrant and sweet. The skin is thin and cool.

It’s really enjoyable.”

The girl next to me also said: "It's delicious, it's delicious, I want another piece."

The power of beauty is great. There are so many people coming and going on the street, even eating while walking. They all come to buy one piece or two pieces. They are so busy that even Jia Simiao and Zhang Xixi don’t have time to eat.

It was time to eat. When Tang Ziyu and a few classmates went back to school in the afternoon, the flow of people was reduced.

Jia Simiao ran back and forth several times. When he bought the jelly, he sat down, ate it with big mouthfuls, and asked, "Xixi, how much do you think we sold?"

Zhang Xixi sat on a stool, holding jelly in her hand, stepping on the flower bed with her feet, and said excitedly: "How much?"

Jia Simiao smiled and said, "I guess we really need to treat Jun Ao and Tzuyu to dinner tonight. There are still about ten watermelons left. We can sell them all in a while."
Chapter completed!