Chapter seven hundred and sixty seventh mandarin duck bath
So we ran to the river at three in the morning. Shen Bing really wanted to find the fish to pass away, and I was thinking about the mandarin bath. I took off all my clothes on the river bank, and of course I still had my underwear left.
Shen Bing immediately screamed: "Rogue, you, take off all your clothes in front of the girl..." She hurriedly turned around.
"How can I get into the water without taking off my clothes? What's the relationship between us? I still care about this. I really suspect you are a primitive human!" I laughed loudly and plunged into the river.
I came out of the water, wiped the water droplets on my face, and shouted to her: "The flashlight is not waterproof, remember to be careful when you come down."
Shen Bing nodded with a frown, but circled around the river bank and refused to come down. I knew she didn't dare to take off her clothes, but it was inconvenient to go into the water to wear clothes. She was worried. She smiled and went into the bottom of the water to catch fish.
When I was a child, Sanmao and Wang Zijun and I were only seven or eight years old, so I often traveled in the river. I remembered that I was so happy and innocent. But now, Sanmao has been reborn and Wang Zijun has gone to the south. The remaining few have not had much contact when they grow up. I don’t know how they live now. Alas, things are impermanent.
When she touched the fish, she sighed. She suddenly touched a fish and was slipped away by it. She calmed down and touched for a while. Finally, she caught a piece of about two pounds, which rose out of the water and threw it to Shen Bing. She happily reached out and took it, but the fish was very slippery. She didn't catch it for a moment and jumped down the river bank. She chased her hands and suddenly slipped under her feet and fell into the river.
The flashlight fell into the water and my eyes turned dark. I laughed and swam to her. She poked her head out of the water, spit out a sip of water, and complained: "You are deliberately playing tricks on me, you compensate me, you compensate me..."
I hugged her and smiled and said, "Okay, how can I compensate you?"
Her whole body trembled in my arms, and she sank down and slipped out of my arms. I thought that just those few times you played in the swimming pool could be comparable to the water quality I often practiced in the river. I followed her down and chased her, grabbed her feet in a few strokes, pulled her into her arms, and hugged her firmly in her arms.
It was originally a joke, but when the soft ** was pressed against the body, his heartbeat became violent, and he felt that Shen Bing's body was also hot. His throat was dry, and an irrepressible impulse ignited in his heart.
She suddenly hugged me tightly with her backhand, and felt her whole body boiling like fire!
After lingering under the water for a long time, I felt that my breath was insufficient, so I surfaced. The two of them stared at each other panting. In the darkness, they vaguely saw a pair of dark eyes opposite each other, and unconsciously stripped off her clothes. When they touched her smooth and tender skin, the last line of defense in their hearts also declared collapse.
We had just kissed each other enthusiastically, and suddenly a fish rushed out of the water and brought a bunch of water to our faces. Shen Bing seemed to be awakened, and hurriedly pushed me away, and went to find clothes that had been floating far away in a panic.
I was stunned and stayed there for a while. I felt like I was dreaming just now. We almost tasted the forbidden fruit with water as a bed. Thinking of the word for forbidden fruit, I couldn't help but feel funny. In what era is now, what kind of forbidden fruit can't be tolerated? The second uncle of the grass is this fish, which made me spit out the fruit again.
I turned around, pierced into the water in the approximate direction of the fish jumping out, and touched it with my hands. Not to mention, I really touched one, it was so big, how long was it? Hehe, I'll drink the fish soup stewed by my mother tomorrow morning!
As a result, this thing was very slippery, and his waist was very thick, so he escaped even after grabbing it a few times. He was chasing him, but he hit him on the head, which scared me to death. Is there a corpse in the water? Water emerged from the water and found that Shen Bing was holding a fish in one hand and rubbing his head with the other hand, which made me feel pain. Uh, I just collided with her.
"Hey, hey, fish..." Shen Bing's hand slid out, and I flew forward and slapped the thing on the shore with a palm.
We climbed ashore and saw a big black fish jumping around in the darkness. Shen Bing bent down to catch it, but it actually slipped to the side. I rushed over and was also slipped away. Damn, it is quite spiritual, is it a fish spirit? We both started to work together, and we hit our heads a few times, but we couldn't catch them.
We were so tired that we squatted there and gasped, but we found that the fish stopped jumping and seemed to be resting. I immediately became jealous and jumped up like a toad. Who knew that before we could fall down, the fish jumped away again. I couldn't help but get angry, and I couldn't even handle the fish that jumped ashore in the middle of the night. Is there anything more shameful than this?
Shen Bing grabbed me and whispered: "This fish seems to have a lot of IQ. Why don't we make a roundabout way and attack suddenly!"
I blinked my eyes. It felt as difficult as catching a monkey. Are we catching fish or catching monkeys?
Just after listening to her, the two of them tiptoed around the sides, which felt very interesting. When we arrived, the fish did not respond. We pounced on them at the same time, pressed it firmly with four hands, but the two heads also collided hard.
A "bang" sounded very loud!
On the way back, Shen Bing pouted and complained: "A big bag was hit on his head. You compensate me for my youth, you compensate me for my beauty..."
Sweat, old words appeared again, and I said to her: "I have two big bags on my head, which is considered to be a compensation for your youth and beauty."
"Puff, is that right? Then I feel balanced."
Although it was so embarrassing, the heavy fish was held, and it was probably four or five pounds. It could be eaten with one fish and two pounds, braised fish meat and fish heads to make soup.
I was refining ghost teeth in the room, and Shen Bing didn't sleep. She happily slaughtered fish in the yard. However, she was struggling outside for a while and came back with the fish. She found her face covered in mud and said cryingly: "This fish is as bad as you. I didn't slaughter it, but kicked me a few times."
After hearing this, I almost lay on the stove. Do your fish have feet?
I suppressed my laughter and asked her to help me see the stove. I went outside to slaughter it, but when I mentioned the fish, under the light, I saw that the tail was white, spots on it, as red as blood, and had a strange feeling. I took it in front of me and looked carefully. These blood-red spots turned out to be in the shape of a character!
Three clear words: Wu Deyin!
How could there be words on the tail of the fish? Xiaolongnu wouldn't live in the river bottom again and play riddle guessing games with Yang Guo? Damn, then she wouldn't be able to engrave typos, which is called Wu Deyin, but it looks like Uncle Yinzi's name, so he is called Wu Deyin.
Thinking of this, I glared at me, wouldn’t this be a reborn fish? I think this thing is difficult to catch. If we weren’t for our good skills, we wouldn’t have caught it. This fish is really weird.
I ran out of the door with the fish in my hand, and Shen Bing caught up from behind: "What are you doing? Are you going to release the animals?"
"Go and ask the dead mouse!"
Chapter completed!