Chapter 72: Be Smart
I felt very disgusted when I saw her. I looked at Wang Zijun without even scanning her from the corner of my eyes.
"Who is the man who led the lead just now?" I continued to ask him.
Wang Zijun was stunned: "Don't you know each other?"
I said, "No, I know him and ask you what you are doing."
Wang Zijun said: "He is Fan Xiaobing, the richest man in our town, and is also one of the top ten outstanding young people in our county this year."
The top ten outstanding young people in bullshit, I cursed in my heart, the judges were blind. Fan Xiaobing’s business seemed very legitimate, but in fact it was similar to the ones. Can you be an outstanding young man even if you were to do this?
"Ah, Mr. Fan has been here?" Fu Xueman was very smart. Seeing that I ignored her, she knew how to say something at the right time and eliminated her embarrassment.
When I heard the word "President Fan" from her, I felt very disgusted. I snorted coldly, thinking that my mother would definitely not tell anyone about my resurrection, otherwise she would not have scared people to death. How did they know? Not only Fan Xiaobing came, but also brought Mao Tianshi with me, obviously wanting me not to come back.
My mother walked out of the store, looked at a few brave people hiding aside and peeping in the distance, and said to me, "Xiaofeng, let's go home, just live, let's not cause trouble." My mother had a small temper, so I nodded to agree.
I first went back to the store and checked the entrance of the raw door in the middle of the shelves. The plaster was well pasted. I called Wang Zijun and put the shelves together. Because the door of the store has not been repaired yet, if someone comes in and is as curious as me, and shelves are uncovered, it will be troublesome. I have to go to the underworld to ask for someone.
When I happened to walk out of the store, Shen Bing ran back panting. She said angrily: "They drove away, I can't catch up."
I asked her, "Do you want to catch up with them?"
"I thought, I didn't find my car."
My mother said, "Your car disappeared last night and may have been stolen by a car thief."
I guess her car must be done by this group of people. She can't even survive, so the car becomes an unowned property, and it won't be shared by this group of gangsters? I smiled and said, "It's easy to chase them. If you go back to the underworld, keep you faster than the car."
Shen Bing glanced at me: "Go, please don't be happy with me."
We went home together, and Wang Zijun and Fu Xueman also came. However, Fu Xueman saw that I was very cold to her and looked very nervous. She walked down with her head and didn't dare to speak again. On the way, Shen Bing yelled to call the police, and I said it would be better not to report it than to call the police. No one would believe that we were resurrected after death. The police came to ask the witnesses, and they must have said that there was a way for the celestial master to solve the zombie fraud. If the police still regard us as ghosts, it would cause a lot of trouble.
My mother also advised Shen Bing that we have all come alive anyway, so we should not make trouble. Shen Bing didn't buy my account, but he still listened to my mother and stopped talking.
When I got home, I asked my mom what happened in the past two days.
My mother didn't answer first, so she went to the kitchen to bring the pre-made millet porridge and gave me Shen Bing a bowl of it. She didn't eat a single fart in the underworld these two days, and after eating a bowl of steaming millet porridge, she felt much more comfortable. My mother sat down and talked about the past two days.
That day, the five ghost boys were in the store, which had already alarmed the neighbors. After we passed through the gate of the life, someone ran to the store to find our bodies and notified my mother. My mother hurriedly asked the neighbors to call the people from the health center to come. When he heard the doctor say that we had no vital signs and were preparing for funeral, he almost died of sadness.
The next day, as soon as the news of our death spread, it immediately caused a sensation in the entire town. Two people died in the square the day before. At night, someone saw me and Shen Bing running back and forth like fireworks. We died inexplicably. They died suddenly and bizarrely. They all guessed that there were evil ghosts in the town. Every household was busy asking the Heavenly Master to ask for the life-protection talisman, and they were so panicked with the ** time to grab salt.
Fu Xueman and his family also came. Aunt Ping cried for a while and returned the bride price. Wang Zijun and his classmates and friends also came to pay their respects. Because my family is a single family and there is no relative to help, my mother is alone and helpless. Wang Zijun is a friend who is very friendly. She helps to help my family regardless of her uncle's funeral. My mother didn't know how to deal with Shen Bing's body, so she took her home first.
The funeral rule here is to be buried in three days, that is, to be put into the coffin. The coffin is ready on the first day. After the third day, we will be put into the coffin. My mother hasn't seen it for three days. That night, she suddenly closed her eyes and had a dream, dreaming of her ancestors and grandfathers. The ancestor told her that her great-grandson was not dead yet, so she just steamed the two of their bodies in a big steamer, put them in front of the store shelves, lit them with eight candles, and returned to the soul before three in the morning.
My mother also felt that I was not dead. Although it was a dream, if the deceased relatives encountered such a thing, most of them would rather believe that they were not. Most families in the town had big pots and stoves like burning firewood. My mother asked Wang Zijun to help find a large cage, and put us horizontally on it, heated up and steamed us.
As soon as this kind of thing was spread, many people came to watch the fun and surrounded our house with three layers inside and three layers outside. After steaming for a while, my mother found that our body was hot and the meat was a little soft, so she carried us to the store and lit candles. It happened to be over two o'clock in the evening, so she didn't waste any time.
My mother knelt in front of the body and prayed. After all, Wang Zijun had never seen this before. She was so scared that she hid outside the door and did not dare to come in. Some of the people in the town felt curious when they heard the news. Some of them got dressed when they fell asleep and rushed over to watch the fun. The more people surrounded her. Seeing that three o'clock was approaching, we were not resurrected yet, my mother was already depressed.
At this time, Fan Xiaobing brought people over with great momentum and invited Mao Tianshi. The shrew immediately pointed to the store and said that it was an evil place, which could easily cause corpses to be deceived and harm people in the town. He also said that suicide in the square was also caused by the evil spirits in our store, and asked the onlookers to point fingers at my mother and slander.
My mother was speechless, but she couldn't tell them that Wang Zijun was squeezed outside the door by more than a dozen gangsters and could not move. He pleaded with Master Mao, but Master Mao ignored him at all. Later, Master Mao asked someone to extinguish the candle, but my mother blocked her in front and refused to do so. Just as the gangster pushed her away, Shen Bing and I happened to be resurrecting!
We don’t need to say anything about what’s next, we know it too.
Fu Xueman said smartly again: "So that's the case. The eldest brother is really resurrected, that's great!"
I looked at her coldly and asked, "Do you know now?"
"Yes." She responded with a confused look on her face, and suddenly shook her head and said, "No, I actually heard someone say it just now." Her expression was a little panicked.
I sneered, "Is it what Fan Xiaobing said?"
Fu Xueman's face changed color and hurriedly lowered her head, looking a little nervous.
Chapter completed!