Chapter 510 Ghost Garden Wedding Banquet
As soon as we arrived at the edge of the pit, we heard Old Man Zhang shouting below. The eyes suddenly lit up. The whole park of Lebusi Shu Garden was brightly lit, the door was open, and the lights were decorated, but the lanterns were white, and the ribbons were only black and green. There was no joy at all, but it seemed like a funeral. Then a sound of suona sounded in the manor, and it seemed like a hundred birds watching the phoenix. The rhythm was quite cheerful.
Fu Xueman kicked me in the butt, and involuntarily rushed down the slope, and was supported by Old Man Zhang.
"The groom is going to stand firm. Congratulations!"
I forced a smile: "Happy together!" I thought to myself, my mother was so happy together.
When Fu Xueman came over, she was no longer invisible. Under the bright lights, she looked carefully dressed up. My face should have been painted with my witty makeup. Her complexion was not so pale and scary, with a faint rosy look, and she looked pretty. If she were a serious woman, we might really become husband and wife. Alas, luck is so good.
Fu Xueman walked down the dirt slope and immediately changed his appearance. Now he was very gentle and gentle. He smiled gently, took my arm and walked into the gate. This time I opened the Yin-Yang Eye, but I still couldn't see the mystery of the manor gate. I followed Old Man Zhang into the Hanghua Gate, and the whole yard was lit up, as bright as day.
There are many ghost guests in the yard, probably all of them are piao guests in this garden, right? Because they are all male ghosts, there is not even a female ghost.
Lao Zazi was wearing a blue satin robe and stood at the door. When he saw us coming, he smiled and held his fists in his hands and said congratulations. I thought to myself, Fu Xueman is your mother, it is worth your happiness? I smiled and returned the favor with me without a smile. Although we had a big fight the day before yesterday, now he is our master of marriage, so my buddy can't look too stingy.
These dead ghosts dispersed and invited us into the house like stars. The house was decorated with joy, with red candles hanging with red ribbons. Turning to look at the pictures on the wall on the west side, the twelve girls in palace dresses all changed into red clothes. I really admire the old tricks. I still can't figure out how this mural was made, and it is related to the three taboos.
The house was filled with banquets, and an altar was placed against the wall, with an incense burner and a rice bucket on it. The rice bucket was filled with rulers, mirrors, scissors, scales, grains, etc., and a small colorful flag was placed on it. Three incense sticks were lit in the incense burner, and a red carpet was placed in front of the altar. This was used to worship the heaven and earth.
Old Man Zhang brought two wedding clothes for the bride and groom, and asked us to put on it. We put on a red man’s hat. It felt like a man’s groom!
Lao Zazi clapped his hands and smiled, "Today is the auspicious day for Miss Fu Xueman and Mr. Xifeng. Everyone will drink a lot of pain later, and then enjoy the night of joy."
When the dead ghosts heard this, they cheered together. We got married, and it is estimated that the banquet and the kiln sister will be free today. Can they be unhappy? But I was angry at the first sentence of Lao Zazi. How could I say that when I report the newcomer's name, the man's name should be in front, but I ended up ranking me behind. Isn't that overturning the door and having a soft meal? Second uncle!
Lao Zazi waved his hand and suddenly the room calmed down. He continued to smile and said, "The auspicious time has not come. Let's go to the table and wait first. When the hour comes, I will invite the bride and groom to marry!"
The dead ghosts were waiting for this sentence when they instantly poured into the banquet. Fu Xueman and I were of course at the first table, and Lao Zazi and a few demons who looked handsome were sitting next to me. Old Man Zhang opened the wine jar, and the wine was filled with fragrance. The room was filled with fragrance, which made me unable to help swallowing.
Old Man Zhang poured wine for us, then stood aside with his head down.
Lao Zazi picked up the wine glass and smiled at me: "According to the principle, the banquet can only start after the church, but the two of you are in a yin relationship, so there is no need to abide by the rules of the world. On behalf of the garden, I toast the two newcomers to the glass, and I wish the two newcomers a happy marriage!" He raised his head and drank the glass of wine.
Fu Xueman picked up the wine glass with a shy face, and she was like a young wife. She pounded me with her elbow and signaled me to hold the glass too. I deliberately pretended to be stupid and didn't know what she meant, but instead stretched her neck and asked Lao Zazi in a low voice: "Where is the toilet, I'm anxious to pee."
As soon as this disgraceful sentence was said, all the guests on the table were stunned. Lao Zazi smiled contemptuously at me and said, "Don't Mr. Xi know that there is no toilet in the slums?"
Fu Xueman immediately seemed unhappy and whispered to me: "Can't you hold it in for a while?"
"Oh, then I'll hold it in for a while."
I picked up the wine with a smile and drank it with Fu Xueman. Then Old Man Zhang poured the wine again. The guests below the old monk began to toast us one by one, and they all reported to our own houses. Some used to be loud horses in the Republic of China, and some became great scholars in the late Qing Dynasty. Damn, how could these ignorant devils get together?
I pointed to the dead ghost who had been a horse and said, "Old Hu, you have both qi and blood, and it's time to replenish your body. If you hadn't been strong before your life, you would have been burping a long time ago."
Fu Xueman heard what I said was so ugly, so he was so useless, so he quickly pounded me with his elbow.
Lao Hu has a carefree temper and laughed and said, "Mr. Xi has a very accurate vision. How should I repair my body?"
"Let's go back to the store to find me and give you two yin-replenishing pills." I turned to look at the late Qing Dynasty scholar and said, "Mr. Lu, you are so old and you are also learning from young people. Your body is important. Now you not only have both qi and blood, but also have both internal organs. If you don't take medicine, wait for burp in three days."
Lao Lu stroked his white beard and asked, "What is hiccup?"
"In the world of the world, it is to kick the legs, and in the world of the world, it is called the soul scattered. Do you understand?" I said in an old and angrily autumn.
Lao Lu was shocked: "So serious, how should I treat the disease?"
"Well, I can only teach you one to listen, otherwise it won't work." As I said that, I stood up and walked behind Lao Lu, lowered my head and muttered a few words in his ear. Lao Lu couldn't help but nodded and said yes.
Lao Zai looked at me with a sinister smile, as if he saw through me that I was making trouble, but he didn't stop him. In his eyes, I guess at most a little monkey can be at most. How big can it be?
After I sat back, Fu Xueman was not angry and whispered to me: "Please, today is our happy day. Don't you be so employed, will you be cured?"
"Okay, okay." I nodded, picked up the chopsticks and ate a few bites, and said deliberately: "My wife has ordered that you can't treat you anymore. But, ahem, some of you may not survive tonight. Be careful when you drink."
When the latter heard this, their faces changed color. After all, I am the successor of ghost affairs and I am just a ghost doctor. Who dares not believe me? I was about to say something, but I saw Lao Zazi clapping his hands and saying loudly: "The auspicious time has come. Please take the new one and perform a ceremony for the worship!"
Chapter completed!