The first thousand one hundred and eighty-five chapters fool the turtle
I nodded my head, took off my shoes, and handed them in front of it and said, "Please help me put the shoes behind you. I have a spell called Shoes in the Shoes. As long as I recite a spell, I will immediately change from here to shoes." I don't know how I could make up a bad name like Shoes in the Shoes. Although it looks a bit like the Impossible, it has a far worse meaning.
The big turtle was stunned, his eyes kept turning and said, "What the hell do you want to mess with?"
At this time, Grandpa Taizu pulled me and whispered: "Stop messing around."
I smiled and said, "Why are you making a fool of yourself? You can't go back on your word." I said to the big turtle again, "Are you afraid that I will really go over and dare not take the shoes behind you?"
This provocation technique was still effective. The dead turtle snorted, opened his mouth and grabbed a pair of my shoes and threw them behind him, and then said to me: "Start, don't be stubborn, I'm waiting to go to bed."
I laughed and said, "You lost, I'm over!"
As soon as these words were said, not only the dead turtle was surprised, but even Grandpa Taizu was puzzled. He curled his lips and looked at me, and he seemed to be saying, "There is no problem with the gray grandson's head, right?"
"What are you talking nonsense? Are you still in front of me?" said the dead turtle angrily.
I blinked at it and said, "But my shoes have passed, which means that my people have passed."
"Nonsense, fallacy, don't even fool me!" The dead turtle was so angry that his neck stretched out, and his eyes were almost pressed on my face.
I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart, and I tried my best to show my calmness, and laughed and said, "So, did you take off those shoes from my feet?"
"So what? It's not that you have passed by, but just a pair of shoes is gone, it doesn't count!"
"Shoes are part of me..."
"Not count! Shoes are outside the body, not skin and hair. Don't mess with me. Do you believe it or not and I will eat you in one bite?" The second uncle of Cao, the dead turtle has a bad temper.
I nodded and said, "Okay, okay, shoes don't count. There are my feet scallops in those shoes. The feet scallops are my skin, and my skin is part of me. Should I admit defeat?"
The dead turtle was stunned immediately. He never expected that there would be shavings in his shoes. He said that the hair on his skin was itself, which was equivalent to admitting that I had won. It was stunned for a long time with it, rolled its eyes and turned over, and it seemed that it felt uncomfortable. He was reluctant to give up, and he could not find a reason to refuse.
At this time, Grandpa Taizu interrupted and said, "Master Gui, you are a senior for thousands of years and are willing to accept the loss. How can you cheat on a junior?"
These words immediately made the green face of the dead turtle turn red, and he said reluctantly: "I lost, what do you want, little kid?"
I smiled and said, "You send us into the temple!"
The dead turtle immediately turned pale again, and his head shook like a rattle, and said to me: "Don't think about it, I dare not enter the temple, how could I send you in?"
I looked up at the sky, touched my nose and said, "I am willing to accept the loss. You said that you were at my mercy and didn't keep your word. Isn't it your style of Master Turtle?"
The dead turtle's head drooped like a frost-beaten eggplant, and said helplessly: "Actually, I have never passed the last hurdle. It is said to be an insurmountable dangerous place, and I'm afraid I can't send you there."
Seeing that it was in a dilemma, I gave up this idea. Youdao should stop when you see it, otherwise you would be forced to death. If it refuses to admit it, we will have no choice. You can't use this matter to the Chief Executive to judge it, right?
I nodded and said, "Then change the conditions. When we come and go here in the future, you are not allowed to stop us. If you encounter a ghost messenger, you will help us retreat. How about it?"
It seemed that this condition was too easy to accomplish, and the dead turtle nodded without hesitation. Grandpa Taizu and I said goodbye to it, and strode around from the side, picked up the shoes and put them on, and continued to float westward. Grandpa Taizu asked me on the way, why did I come up with such a bad idea? I said it was inspired by you, and threw my shoes and asked for directions on the side of Wanhunzhan, which made me think of this way to fool the turtle.
Grandpa Taizu said to me with satisfaction: "You are the smartest one in our Xi family and are extremely courageous, which makes me very pleased."
"Then you called me stupid just now." I complained in dissatisfaction.
"Boy, if you didn't suppress you, I'll see your tail going up to the sky."
Am I the kind of person who is prone to pride? At most, you can't deliberately suppress the Huisun.
I floated forward for another seventy or eighty miles. The road in front of me was broken and turned into a desolate grave, with no sight at all. I looked at Grandpa Taizu, and the last pass turned out to be a thousand-mile grave! We are all ghosts now, but in the Valley of Death, people who have passed thousands of miles of graves, use the spells and magic to protect their bodies, and are not affected by the Feng Shui Bureau. They are all arrayed against ghosts and evil spirits. Just take the large ghost foot nails, which is a fatal threat to us.
"I didn't expect that the last pass was Qianli Tomb, we couldn't get through!" Grandpa Taizu sighed in disappointment.
But I smiled mysteriously and said, "Look, I have a way to do it, Gray Grandson."
"What's your bad idea?" Grandpa Taizu asked with wide eyes.
I sighed and shook my head and said, "If you say you are stupid, it seems that my grandson is too disrespectful to my elders, but I have to say, you are so confused. How can you forget the secret Feng Shui technique I have obtained through so much hardship?"
Grandpa Taizu suddenly slapped himself on the forehead: "Look at my memory, I really deserve to be beaten, I deserve to be beaten!"
Hehe, my buddy finally avenged a revenge, allowing Grandpa Taizu to appreciate the feeling of stupidity. I held back my laughter and walked fifteen steps left along the edge of Qianli Tomb, and then walked three steps forward, and happened to step on the junction of Qianli Tomb Feng Shui Bureau and the road. Here, it looked like a piece of gloomy black soil, but in fact, there was a "yin curse talisman" buried below.
What is the "yin mantra talisman"? It is the mantra talisman used in the underworld of the underworld, which is the name. When Cao sets Feng Shui Bureau, it is absolutely inseparable from the mantra talisman. If you use yellow talisman in the world, you need to use Yin talisman in the underworld. Yin talisman uses straw paper like paper money, and draw runes with black characters and buried on the edge of Qianli Tomb. This is also the secret of controlling the entire Feng Shui Bureau. If you don’t understand the secret technique of Cao’s Feng Shui, even if you want to break your head, you will not think about what the mystery of this Feng Shui Bureau is and where it is hidden.
I chanted the trick and said softly: "There are water on the mountain and the tombs in the ground. Follow my spell, the ground will lead to the earth-breaking talisman." As soon as the spell was finished, the black soil in front of my feet suddenly collapsed, and two black characters in the straw paper flew out of it and slowly flew into my hands. I handed it to Grandpa Taizu because I don't have the ability to make fire.
The old man immediately understood what it meant. He rubbed his thumb and index finger with his right hand and a ball of fire appeared, burning the two talismans.
Immediately afterwards, the Qianli Tombs in front of me suddenly disappeared, and the desolate and strange tombs gradually disappeared, revealing the ground of the road. Looking further forward, a towering palace-style building is not far away.
"That's the temple!" Grandpa Taizu's eyes flashed with excitement.
Chapter completed!