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Chapter 1114 Three Two Goods

Someone suddenly appeared in the snowy mountain in the desert, making us wonder, who was even more nervous than us, and ran here to have fun in the middle of the night? Hearing their voices, there were more than two people, and there seemed to be three or four, as if they were drunk, with their tongues on their tongues, and the sound of wrestling came from time to time.

"Damn it, Xiao Hezi, what way do you take? I've fallen... several times." A man cursed.

"Why don't you kill you bastard? It's all your bad idea. After drinking too much, I went up the mountain to watch the snow scene in the middle of the night. I'm so addicted now?" Another person shouted loudly in anger.

"You two say less, let's find your way home first." Another person spoke. Hearing this, these drunkards got lost.

"Grass, we looked for it in the middle of the night, and we were still wandering around in the same place, and we couldn't tell the difference between the east...East, southwest and north..." said the person named Xiao Hezi.

Then they heard them say drunken words and confirmed that there were only three people. They seemed to have nothing to do when they were drunk. They ran to the mountain in the middle of the night to watch the snow scene. They were so full that they were full, and they were really worth three. Listening to the drunken words that they had gone around, they went around a few circles in the same place, but they couldn't find their way home.

My buddy is also a good drinker, and knows that he will definitely get lost when he is drunk. There is a drunkard named Damazi in our town. One night, I drank too much in Uncle Yinzi’s tavern and couldn’t find my home. The next day, I woke up and found that I ran to Xiping Village. I walked south along the river bank. The more I walked, I became more and more confused, so I walked one road to the dark.

We were determined to help them point out a way, but thinking about it, we didn't know where we were, so we pointed to others. When the three of them walked away, Shen Bing dared to laugh out loud. These two guys were so cute. The drunken words they said were all stupid, and I felt ridiculous.

I took out a dagger to slaughter the rabbit and then picked up firewood nearby, found a pothole, roasted a pit of water with fire, washed the rabbit's internal organs, inserted it on a branch, and lit a bonfire to roast it. Shen Bing was baking the fire while swallowing his saliva, staring at the rabbit meat that was about to be roasted with greed.

Her appearance is very cute, which makes me laugh and said, "Little Greedy Cat."

"You are so greedy!" Shen Bing cursed without forgiving.

"If I were a greedy dog, I would pinch your little greedy cat..."

As soon as he said this, he heard the drunkards in the distance shouting: "Brother, there is a big stove over there, let's go and bake it."

Damn, is this a big stove? I really convinced the drunkard's head, how did I come up with it?

"They are coming. Are we moving somewhere?" Shen Bing frowned. She didn't like alcoholics, especially strangers.

"What are you moving, the rabbit is almost roasted." I don't mind. If the three drunks are drunk, they will wake up immediately.

When the three drunks ran to the front, the rabbit meat was already roasted. I gave Shen Bing two thighs and we started eating. When these three guys saw that there were two people roasting wild game here, they immediately became happy.

One of them was short and thin and smiled and said, "Brother Niu, I didn't expect there was a barbecue stall here. Let's have two more glasses of beer?"

The second uncle of the grass, where did you see the barbecue stall? You can drink beer and go to pee!

Another little fat man rubbed his eyes and said, "Little Wandering, those are two people fighting wild cannons here. What are you talking nonsense?"

The rabbit meat I ate into my mouth suddenly almost spurted out. What do you eat at home called a wild cannon? You said you were drunk and your head was filled with water. Seeing a man and a woman together, it was a wild cannon. Shen Bing's face turned red and he seemed to be cursing. I hurriedly shook my head to her, saying that he was really called a drunk. When we eat ours, we just think they were air.

A tall man standing among the two of them was so funny that he laughed, pointing at them and said, "You two are talking nonsense, the couple are gnawing sweet potatoes..."

Shen Bing and I were completely convinced. Three people had six eyes. Whoever saw the situation was different from whom. And he leaned back and forth and fell down at any time as he spoke.

"Fart!" the short and thin man named Xiao Wandering cursed, "Xiao Hezi, do you have long eyes and foreheads? These two people are clearly in barbecue stalls. Look, they have eaten all of them themselves. Hey, leave some for us, we will give money..." As he said that, he took out a big red banknote from his pocket.

Shen Bing could no longer bear it, and took out the small white flag from my bag. Before I could stop it, she had already screamed out the pointed ghost. Sweat and pointed ghost's terrifying appearance immediately woke the three drunks, and each made earth-shaking screams, covering her head and running back and forth.

"Auntie, if you are not satisfied, I will catch up and wipe them out!" The pointed ghost licked his face and showed great attentiveness to Shen Bing.

I hurriedly said, "Don't mess around. It's all right for you, go back to the flag."

Shen Bingyu was not angry yet, and he threw the rabbit's legs halfway into the snow. I hurriedly picked them up and wiped them with a tissue and said, "Don't slap good things. So are you, why are you angry with the three drunks?" In fact, the three drunks were just talking nonsense and did not do anything out of line.

"Didn't you hear that person say we're shooting wild cannons? Can you bear it?" Shen Bing angrily exclaimed at me.

I held back my smile and said, "Just say it, it's not that I'm fighting with others, what's the point of being in a hurry?"

"Hey, you damn rusty bun, you still want to fight with others?" Shen Bing said this, his face turned red again, and he glared at me fiercely.

I shook my head and smiled, thinking that we have not fired a wild cannon yet, let alone with others. My buddy has this intention, so I have to have such courage. Besides, who do you want to fight with?

"Why don't you talk? Humph, don't think I don't know what bad idea you are thinking about and give me the rabbit leg..." Shen Bing said as he took away the rabbit leg.

I smiled bitterly and said, "I want any wrong idea..."

As soon as I said this, I heard a scream from afar. I was shocked and stood up immediately. From the direction of the scream, it should have been the three drunks. Besides, in this barren mountain, there is probably no other guy except us, who will come here in the middle of the night.

Shen Bing curled his lips: "It would be best if they met a ghost and let the ghost pull out his tongue!"

I ignored her, took out the small white flag, and asked the pointed ghost to see what happened there. The pointed ghost came back soon and said that there was a small wooden house on the hillside ahead. All three drunkards fainted in the room, but there was no trace of the ghost, and they didn't know what was going on.

It was another barren wooden house. I hadn't found any ghost yet. Could it be that these three guys were so scared to themselves? I felt something was wrong in my heart, so I immediately took out a clean plastic bag and stuffed the unfinished rabbit meat into my backpack, and pulled Shen Bing over there.

"What are you doing? No ghosts show up, why should we meddle in other people's business? I'm not full yet." Shen Bing was still eating while walking.
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