Huai Shi never dreamed that before she reached the pinnacle of her life, she would one day be treated like a school belle and equipped with a legendary bodyguard.

It's a pity that besides being a slut, this bodyguard also has more than one shortcoming...

Before Huai Shi could object, Ai Qing arranged everything neatly and quickly assigned a 24-hour bodyguard to Huai Shi - the unlucky Liu Dongli.

When Ai Qing was there, he didn't dare to be presumptuous. As soon as she left, Liu Dongli started wandering around the stone marrow hall with five or six people.

"It's so shabby. It's a pity that this house is of good taste... Where is my room?"

Huai Shi rolled her eyes, "There are a lot of empty rooms, including the bed and utility rooms. It depends on which room is which."

"What are you going to eat? I haven't had lunch yet."

"Would you like some boiled noodles?"

"Where is the bathroom?" He took out a bunch of bottles and cans and said worriedly, "I'm going to replenish water. The ultraviolet rays have been too strong recently."

"If you don't have the habit of walking four steps backwards in the bathroom, it's just around the corner. And by the way, there is no water heater, so you need to burn it yourself. The firewood is in the backyard."

"Tsk."

Liu Dongli sighed in displeasure. He didn't know whether it was because he couldn't walk four steps backwards or because he couldn't take a bath freely. After he made a critical tour of the entire house, he disliked Huai Shi's front yard, backyard, living room, balcony, bathroom and other places.

After that, I finally remembered and took out my phone: "Hey, how much is the WIFI?"

"No!"

After being beaten by Ai Qing with a carrot and a stick, Huai Shi was not in a good mood, and looked particularly displeased at the Cowherd: "Are you here to be a bodyguard or a master?"

"Nonsense, of course I am an uncle."

Liu Dongli snorted, went out with his hands behind his back, and came back after a while, carrying a huge black plastic bag, "Where is the shovel?"

Huai Shi looked at the plastic bag trapped in a human shape and felt a little confused: "What are you doing?"

"Bury the corpse." Liu Dongli asked, "Do you like this thing placed in the corridor?"

"...Where do you plan to bury me?"

Huai Shi became alert.

Liu Dongli said nothing and looked outside the window. Huai Shi suddenly jumped up anxiously: "No! Are you burying a corpse in your garden? How shameful!"

"Where to bury it?"

"There are open spaces everywhere up the mountain from the back door. Bury as far as you can!"

"Tsk, that's really troublesome."

Although Liu Dongli was lazy, he did not object anymore and left carrying the body and shovel.

After watching him go out, Huai Shi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, I'm finally gone." The crow came out of nowhere and said, "I hid for a long time."

When Huai Shi saw this ghost bird working hard, he immediately became angrier: "Where were you just now!"

"Let me clean up your troubles. Otherwise, that little girl's eyes are so sharp. If you just scatter the ashes, will everything be fine?" Crow rolled his eyes.

When this was mentioned, Huaishi became very angry: "What the hell is that thing? How did it come out of my hand?"

Originally, he thought he would awaken some magical power when he was about to die, but in the end, he awakened a magical chili powder. Who could survive this...

"Ah, how should I put it? By definition, it is a rare source material, a high-purity essence extracted from a large number of death and destruction events..."

The crow pondered for a moment and then replied: "If you want me to explain how you could spill this stuff, then it is probably that by reading the death records and using your own unique attributes, you extracted the information you had when facing death.

The fear was added to the source of its own dissipation, and a high-purity calamity ash was synthesized.

However, this is not your soul ability, but a by-product of your subconscious application of your own attributes. For example, it is probably the noise of the washing machine, the waste water of the air conditioner, and the radiation of the induction cooker."

"Can't you change the adjective?"

"Okay, let's put it this way, you now - you are probably a negative energy generator."

"It doesn't matter if you don't add the word "bar"!"

Huai Shi was furious and glared at him bitterly: "Besides, what kind of fucking skill is this? Can't you help me get a better one?"

"I do think so, but..." Crow shrugged, "You know what walls can't be painted, right?"

"..."

Huai Shi glared at it bitterly for a long time, and soon reacted: "In this case, negative emotions can be extracted, but positive emotions may not be able to be extracted, right? In other words, I can create happy ash from the fat house at any time?"

"Oh, you mean 'the dust of the liberator'?" Crow nodded: "That's true, but the problem comes from... you have to have some happy memories, right?"

"Fart! How come there are no happy memories? I am so happy!" Huai Shi beat her chest angrily: "I don't know how happy my life is, okay? I just have fun in the morning until the evening. When I get some sleep, I

We can continue to have fun!”

"..."

Crow didn't speak, just looked at him until Huai Shi turned her head awkwardly, "Let's change the topic..."

In this way, under the cruel reality, he accepted the fact that he had become a negative energy producing machine.

"Now that someone is here at home, I'm afraid I have to hide for a while for safety reasons. I'm afraid it's up to you to do what you do next."

Crow heard the footsteps coming from the back door and said hurriedly: "In order to avoid being exposed, you should not read the death records in the Book of Destiny when there are people around. Try meditating by yourself."

"meditation?"

Huai Shi was stunned: "What do you think?"

"Didn't I give you the WIFI password?"

The crow spread its wings freely and flew into the distance, leaving only its last words.

"——Check it yourself."

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After working hard all afternoon, I finally managed to deal with Liu Dongli's various strange needs.

In the meantime, Huaishi took some time out of her busy schedule and used her mobile phone to secretly check what exactly Paige is, no, what is meditation...

It took him three or four hours to go through hundreds of thousands of advertisements and damn promotional materials of various strange religions, and finally he found a relatively reliable explanation from a foreign encyclopedia entry.

Generally speaking, there are many types of meditation. The more advanced methods are very complicated. You must first find a quiet place, preferably with a gentle breeze and a bright moon hanging high, or in a bamboo forest or by the water. Then take a shower and change clothes, and fast for three days.

, burning incense, etc...

But if you want to go a little low-key, it’s as simple as finding a comfortable place to lie down, closing your eyes, and relaxing your mind.

Although it sounds a bit ridiculous, at least there will be no problem with this method. At most, it will just fall asleep accidentally. If you try some strange method by yourself, the endocrine disorder will be mild, and you will be heading towards schizophrenia.

..

In a URL cited by the encyclopedia entry, Huai Shi read a summary of the essence of meditation from a British metaphysics dead man's blog: After breaking away from the mystical background, for ordinary people, meditation is a way to relax the nerves and relax the mind.

The brain's way of resting. By letting oneself go into a deep sleep state, the overloaded internal organs and nervous system have space to rest and repair themselves.

Therefore, it is not limited to meditating, practicing hard, chanting sutras or taking drugs. As long as you can put yourself into a relaxed and empty state, you can do whatever you want.

The blogger also recommended methods that he has personally tried in his blog, and listed the advantages and disadvantages, including: writing. The disadvantage is that it is easy to become stuck and then enter a state of anxiety. If someone discovers that you are doing it under your own name,

If the protagonist writes "Goblin Isn't a Thing in the Pool", you will welcome social death due to its rapid spread; playing piano, the disadvantage is that it is difficult to get started and it is easy to disturb people. The blogger was visited by a neighbor for the third time

After being beaten violently, I chose to give up.

Finally, the blogger came to the conclusion: it is better to draw.

He said in his last blog post that not only did he relax himself and enter a meditative state through concentration during the painting process, but he also heard the ancient souls who had returned from the seventh dimension whispering in his ears and in his dreams.

Seeing the truth of all things, he gained enlightenment and liberation.

At the end of the article, he also posted his latest works after his rapid improvement in painting skills.

"Alas……"

Huaishi tried her best to lean back, keeping the 'beautiful work' on the screen that looked like dried sheep's blood, broken internal organs, and big eyes mixed together to be further away from her: "Brother, are you okay?"

Before turning off his phone, he took a look and found that this guy's last blog post was two years ago.

And the address he left in his blog was to a city that Huai Shi had never heard of, called Manchester. It couldn't be found on map software. I'm afraid this blog was a joke on his part... right?

Turning off her cell phone, Huaishi looked at her cello and had a bold idea.

Anyway, just let yourself go, right?

I can’t write novels, I can’t draw, and although I can play the piano a little, I can’t play the cello. I think the cello should be fine, right?

He was eager to try it for a long time. He first went to boil water to take a bath and changed into more serious performance clothes. Then he pretended to calm down for a long time and picked up the bow while Liu Dongli watched the excitement.

"Can you play "Awesome"?"

Liu Dongli, who was cracking melon seeds, wanted to request a song, "Love Song of Peach Blossoms or Pure Land of Bliss are also fine."

"roll!"

Huai Shi rolled his eyes. When he heard Wei Feng Tang Tang, he thought this guy was on the road, but he didn't expect that he thought completely differently from himself.
To be continued...