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Chapter 485 God TM puzzle game!

The next level is still a very unique horizontal movement style.

In front is a lonely water pipe, and a question mark is hung in front of the water pipe.

Lao P forgot the urinary nature of this game for a moment and went up to push the square.

As a result, a horizontal row of unmovable blocks appeared on the top of the head, and the words were written: If you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die!

"Damn it! I knew it was a trap! This is Chen Mo's conspiracy!"

Old P was speechless. He tried to push it several times and finally confirmed that yes, this block cannot be pushed, and if it is pushed, it will not be passed!

Helpless suicide, IQ -50!

Next time, old p learns his lesson and wants to jump to this block.

As a result, the moment he jumped on, a man-eating flower drilled out of the square and bit the protagonist's leg.

Failed! IQ-50!

"Damn it! It's still a conspiracy!"

Old P was speechless. After resurrecting again, he chose to fake it first and trick the cannibal flowers out before stepping onto the block. This time he jumped towards the water pipe in front of him, but it actually leaked out of the water pipe!

The protagonist fell from the water pipe on the upper left and returned to the far point.

Old p: "…"

But this is not over yet. Just when Lao P wanted to jump to the block again, he found that he couldn't jump over it! Because all the blocks hidden were activated!

Moreover, the line above has changed: if you don’t commit suicide, you will die!

"I'm a scattered chicken!"

【Resentment value: +66!】

Old P is speechless, it’s hard to defend!

After trampling on almost all the pits that can be stepped on, Lao P finally came to the last castle.

"Te meow, I can finally pass the test. I just have to doubt my own IQ..."

However, just as Lao P walked towards the castle gate without any defense, the king pushed the door out, and this push directly pushed Lao P off the cliff!

Failed! IQ-50!

"Hey, strange, it seemed that someone knocked on the door just now?" the old king said to himself.

Old P is almost vomiting blood. What the hell is this! The last part of this level is going to cause trouble? What about the trust between people?

Lao P was not discouraged and started over again. After trying hard, he finally arrived at the right side of the castle entrance.

"Hmph, you can't push me down this time, right?"

Lao P walked towards the main entrance of the castle with great confidence, but the door opened again, and it was still the old king. He pushed Lao P off the cliff with a push!

Failed! IQ-50!

"My God!!"

The old p is confused, why don’t you play according to the routine?

Why do I get pushed off the cliff whether I stand on the left or right?

Old P doesn’t understand at all, what should I do?

After being pushed through the door in a fancy way by the old king, Lao P finally had no choice but to click the [Prompt] button in the upper right corner.

[That stupid developer tells you that there are two ways to get the pass prompt.]

Coercion: It is a slap. There is a simple self-portrait of Chen Mo on the left. You can slap the screen by sliding it. If you slap it enough, you can untouch the prompt.

Inducement: Recharge 1 yuan...

Lao P's mouth twitched slightly, and he decided to be coercive!

Recharge? No! 1 yuan is also money, not to mention that recharge is not a naked insult to your IQ? Can't recharge!

We must never encourage this kind of unhealthy trend!

Moreover, I took this opportunity to slap Chen Mo!

After crazily sucking "Chen Mo" for 125 times, the prompt appeared.

A little finger pointed to the castle door.???

Old P is confused, what does it mean? Could it be...

He tried to click on the castles, and the door opened...

The door is open...

Old p is messy in the wind!

A horizontal version of the level-passing game! You actually need to click manually!

[King: Dogs are left, but finally you are waiting for you. Recently, there are always kids who come knocking on the door, which is really annoying!]

[Dog Leftover:...(It's better not let me know that you did it on purpose!)]

Old P is vomiting blood, Chen Mo still has some complaints about this game! But why can’t I help but want to hit you? Why!

You are so skilled in taking revenge on society!

After meeting the old king, the old king gave the dog a book left.

This book has written a lot of key information and finally asked: "Then the question is, who is the most handsome person in this game?"

Obviously, this is also a level.

The following are four options, including the character names in the game and the name of the person in reality.

Lao P chose all four options in a confused look, but the result was... all wrong!

"Damn it? As expected, the urinary nature of this game is definitely not the option!"

Old P opened the prompt interface and found that under the Chen Mo's avatar in the column [Coercion], there was an extra button, and an arrow pointed at Chen Mo's avatar: [It's him!]

Old P tried to click, but he passed the test!

Obviously, this "most handsome man" refers to Chen Mo himself!

Even the audience could not bear to watch the barrage, and all kinds of barrage were crazily flooding the screen.

"Damn, I've never seen such a shameless person!"

"Hahahahahaha it turns out to be Chen Mo himself. I feel that according to the nature of this game, the answer is definitely not simple!"

"If you play this game too much, it will greatly affect your IQ!"

"My brain circuit was led to go off the wrong way!"

"Hahaha, the most handsome person is the designer himself? Aren't Chen Mo afraid that he will be struck by lightning?!"

...

During the game, Lao P discovered that there were many very bad achievement systems in this game!

For example, players can unlock the achievement of [Child Prodigy: I actually passed the IQ of 250? It seems that my design is not difficult enough!]

When the player's IQ is deducted to a negative number, the achievement can be unlocked [Negative iq: How is it possible? It must be the fault of this world!]

Players can unlock the achievement by answering "The Designer of this Game" in the "The Most Handsome Man" question [Realist: In order to pass the level, I have to accept this setting...]

This made many players in charge of complaining in the barrage unemployed, because Chen Mo himself completed the complaining work!

Official complaints, leaving others with no complaints to complain!

Old P was tortured by this game and was dying of ecstasy. It seemed that every place that seemed to be fine was hidden with the pit that Chen Mo dug, just waiting for the players to jump in...

It’s useless to be careful, it’s simply impossible to be on guard!

For example, there is a level where the protagonist picks up his wings on the ground to play flappybird, but if he picks it up, he can only fly to the right. No matter how long he flies to the right, it is impossible to pass the level...

The correct way to open is to jump to the right side of the wing to pick up the wings, so that you can fly to the left. After avoiding the two flying salted fish and two thorny clouds, you can accurately land at the target point to pass.

Who would have thought of this?

Lao P was simply collapsed. Some levels were not something that normal people could think of at all. Moreover, every time the protagonist died, he would constantly deduct his IQ. Lao P was deducted to more than 800 in the next few levels, and it felt like Chen Mo was invisibly mocking his IQ...

This feeling is very bad...

Moreover, the prompts of this game are also very scorching, either slapping 255 jaws or recharge 1 yuan. Both methods will make people feel that their IQ has been insulted...

"It's really a puzzle game of God tm! Is it just a wise thing?!"
Chapter completed!
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