chapter 4
Song Hao was a little dazed. If he was a few years younger, it would not be surprising to occasionally commit a middle school second. The problem is that he had long passed the age of fantasy.
Whether it is cultivating immortals or superpowers, magical travel is something that only exists in novels. Reality is boring and there is no power of heaven. All it has is only the three laws of physics.
Song Hao knew this very clearly. Although he liked reading novels, he only used it as a tool for leisure and stress relief and did not naively believe it.
It is said that if you think about something every day and dream about something every night, since you don’t believe it, how could you?
The key is that the dream is still very real.
It's like having personal experience.
"Gudong."
Song Hao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and unconsciously, he recalled the delicious food in his dream, which was really delicious.
Then Song Hao felt a little ashamed. How could there be such a thing in the world when cultivating immortals? Moreover, even the immortal cultivators in the book can fast. He has never seen that immortal who would eat and drink like that regardless of his image.
But it looks really delicious...
Since I couldn't recite a word for half an hour, and continuing to read, there would be no meaning. Learning requires efficiency. Song Hao decided to relax. Today, the feeling of not being smooth.
...
At night, the three roommates still didn't come back. Instead, they called Song Hao, and the Internet cafe was all night long and they started to walk in a team. Should they go?
Needless to say, today a few guys wanted to get close to the water and the cute girl's plan to call him completely failed, so they wanted to go to the Internet cafe to form a team to kill monsters and vent.
As a veteran otaku, games are also the competitive sports that Song Hao loves. If you are in normal times, you naturally don’t mind and spend some crazy things with your roommates. But considering that you are in poor condition today, don’t stop shooting monsters, but instead being fooled by monsters.
In that case, with the mocking attributes of several roommates, I will not be able to live in peace for a semester. If there is any slight disturbance, they will pull out this story, mocking them all, and beat them in various ways.
Song Hao would not do such a stupid thing, so he refused on the phone because of his physical discomfort.
...
In the evening, Song Hao was idle and played two mobile games casually. Then he opened the campus app to see if there was anything interesting on it.
Toutiao is naturally a freshman registration. Some reporters from Campus Network even made a special topic for this, including introducing academic masters who were admitted to high scores, and counting how many cute girls were added this year.
Song Hao was not interested in this and browsed down. School had just started and there was not much news. Among them, the information that had been sold out by seniors in the senior year, including pots and pans, from reference books for postgraduate entrance examinations to classroom notes needed for the make-up exam, everything was available, and it was unconventional.
Unfortunately, Song Hao didn't have anything to buy, otherwise the price here was much cheaper than shopping websites.
Suddenly, a news that had just been updated caught Song Hao's attention.
This is a news released ten minutes ago, but it has gained a lot of attention in a very short period of time. In terms of popularity alone, it is no less than the headline topic.
Did something interesting happen to the school, or did a handsome guy and beauty who were discovered among the freshmen?
Song Hao clicked in with some curiosity.
Pictures and texts are both rich.
"Wait, why does this picture look so familiar?"
Song Hao suddenly widened his eyes: "Isn't this a picture of himself accidentally falling asleep while reading a book in the library and dreaming of saliva?"
Why did someone take a picture?
Moreover, due to the angle you selected, your sleeping position was ugly. Not to mention that you have never modified it, even using the most powerful beauty software, it is too difficult to make things happen.
What's even more shameful is that because I dreamed of delicious food while sleeping, I unconsciously drooled all over the floor, and the other party took a very clear picture.
It's over, my lifetime of heroic reputation!
Song Hao only felt a darkness in front of him.
However, the campus website became extremely lively because of this news.
Everyone was talking about it:
Someone gloated: "It's over, this guy will never find a girlfriend in this life."
"The one upstairs is not that exaggerated. At most, I will be single on campus for the rest of my life."
"Yes, be single for the rest of your life."
"You guys stay in Germany. You've only been single in college for four years, okay?"
"What if he gets the graduate student at this school?"
"Well, that's really sad."
Some people also expressed dissatisfaction: "You can't say this, good and bad are dependent on each other. As the saying goes, vegetables and carrots have their own preferences. How do you know that there must be no girls and like this type of people."
"This is so reasonable, I'm speechless."
"Turn down, some people will like this type, and they sleep so disgustingly."
"No, I think he slept so well. He drooled, probably because he dreamed of something delicious." Someone was about to guess the truth.
However, there were too many messages, and this one was quickly submerged, and then someone came out to set the pace: "I think it's a blessing or not a disaster for this guy. At least he should have a place on the campus celebrity list."
“Agree +1”
“Prom +2”
“Agree +3”
But no one refuted this unreliable thing, but everyone agreed with the unanimous approval of the screen.
Behind the screen, poor Song Hao was already crying in the toilet. On the campus celebrity list, except for handsome men and beautiful women, most of them are academic masters. For example, he won a good ranking in national competitions, and for example, he passed the English Level 8, Computer Level 4, and driver's license exam in his sophomore year, and threatened to be like a certified public accountant and a registered architect who launched an impact at the same time.
No, if I was on the list because of this, I would not only have no honors, but I would also have to become a laughing stock in the academy. Not to mention anything else, just thinking about the teasing eyes of several roommates, Song Hao felt that his eyes were getting dark.
Then I wouldn't have the shame to go to class...
It's hateful, who put his photos on it?
Song Hao frowned and thought, but his memory was a little blurry. He only vaguely remembered that he was snoring while he was sleeping, so the two girls who were reviewing left.
But some people still ignore it, for example, someone who brings Bluetooth to play mobile games and is completely unaffected.
Could it be that he took it for me?
Song Hao played a guest appearance as a famous detective, but unfortunately his memory was too vague, not to mention that even if he decided, it was useless - that guy could not remember clearly the appearance.
The more you fear something, the more likely you encounter it. At 10 o'clock in the evening, when the dormitory was turned off, Song Hao browsed his phone for the last time and sadly found that he was only a short distance away from the last place in the campus celebrity list.
This is the rhythm of being on the list with strong strength. Thinking of myself, I wanted to squeeze out the top students, and with the glorious experience of drooling in sleep, Song Hao felt bored.
Chapter completed!