Chapter 30 Terrible Cockroaches
Poor that boy's face turned pale.
It was disgusting enough that cockroaches appeared in instant noodles, not to mention that they were eaten in their mouths.
And this is not finished yet.
He looked down and saw a small bucket of instant noodles, with as many as seven or eight cockroaches...
The boy cried, how could it be possible? Did he be angry and resentful to him? Otherwise, such an outrageous scene would have appeared in front of him?
And he is not the only one who is unlucky.
At this time, the entire dormitory was overturned.
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On the third floor, a dormitory.
The crackling keyboard typing kept coming to my ears, but it was a few guys in the same dormitory who played games online, making it dark.
Suddenly, there was no sign at all. More than a dozen cockroaches climbed onto the desktop and covered the surface of the computer screen.
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Fourth floor.
The ups and downs of screams came to my ears, and the sound was full of horror. An unlucky child was watching a horror movie. Coincidentally, the plot of the movie happened to be related to mutated cockroaches, and all kinds of horrors were constantly being made.
The unlucky classmate was watching it attentively, and suddenly the dense cockroaches came out from somewhere... It was a coincidence that a similar scene happened to appear in the movie.
Then hundreds of cockroaches crawled over like his body.
Suddenly, a scream like a pig slaughtering came into my ears...
The poor classmate was scared on the spot.
It is said that from then on, he did not dare to go to the toilet alone, because Xiaoqiang often appeared in the toilet.
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The same scene was staged in dormitories. Although cockroaches, mosquitoes and mice were said to be everywhere, there were so many that they could not be guessed by common sense.
In theory, boys are more bold.
But suddenly hundreds of cockroaches appeared in front of you, and they were so brave that they crawled over like you, so what would it feel like?
For a moment, screams came one after another, and that scene... was much more lively than when watching the World Cup.
Song Hao finally realized something was wrong.
He is the initiator of all this.
When cultivating immortals, you must follow the steps and you cannot use spells randomly.
Take this anti-worming technique as an example. With his strength at the second level of body refining, he could only drive away mosquitoes with feet. He had to go beyond the level and tried to command cockroaches. As a result, although it could affect it, the other party was completely out of control, causing a large flood of cockroaches...
Song Hao was so embarrassed that he quickly corrected his mistake and stopped the deworming technique. Fortunately, as the performer, there were no cockroaches in the dormitory where he was.
But the others were in trouble. That night, there were constant sounds of slap, people used all the soles of their shoes, fly swatters, and brooms, fighting bloody battles with cockroaches.
I've been busy for a long time and haven't finished cleaning yet.
So the next day, the number of students who were late and missed classes increased significantly. Amitabha Buddha was guilty of sin, and Song Hao felt embarrassed.
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Philosophers say that it is impossible to correct mistakes when you know them, but in reality, most people like to make mistakes again and again. In other words, funny is the nature of some people, and they often have moments of brain sucking.
Yesterday, Song Hao caused a huge disaster, causing the entire boys' dormitory to experience the baptism of cockroach disaster, and even caused many classmates to be late or skip classes. However, as the initiator, he seemed to have thrown this profound lesson out of the sky.
The next day, college English.
Song Hao has good grades. Although he is not a top student, he is considered to be average in the academy and there is no need for teachers to worry about.
Especially in English, the so-called language talent, to put it bluntly, what is tested is just memory. It is not easy to memorize too much words and remember grammar well.
If he had not been unable to apply for the CET-4 for the freshman year, Song Hao had already passed the honor, so the college English course would be no pressure for him.
So I felt a little idle in class.
"Or why don't you try the deworming technique again?"
In class, Song Hao did not dare to sit cross-legged and meditate according to the description of "Eating and Cultivating Immortality", and circulate the power of qi and blood in his body along the meridians.
If there are many people and eyes, even if you don’t get possessed, you will easily be regarded as a mentally ill person.
No matter how stupid Song Hao is, he will not do that, but if he just uses the deworming technique quietly, it will be no big problem.
Or...try again!
Yesterday's failure inspires Song Hao's fighting spirit. After all, it is also the first magic he has come into contact with.
Although it is a bit stupid to use it now, it is better than nothing!
This thought popped up in his mind, and Song Hao could no longer suppress his desire. He was idle. Anyway, he had mastered the knowledge in the classroom, so Song Hao carefully used the magic trick of deworming.
Of course, he learned from his mistakes and gained wisdom. This time, he did not dare to control cockroaches with ambition. After all, no matter how hard he was, he would not repeat yesterday's attempt to kill him.
Target mosquitoes with feet!
It is easy to learn and difficult to master the deworming technique. With your current strength, you can only control the mosquitoes with your feet.
This time, according to what the Yutong Shop said strictly, there should be no mistakes again.
But facts prove that Song Hao is too naive.
Who told him that according to the classics, there will be no mistakes and will definitely succeed?
In the meantime, there was a question of success rate, but unfortunately, a guy who committed the second mistake was ignored intentionally or unintentionally.
Song Hao raised the textbook to block the teacher's view... In fact, doing this is too much. After all, in college classes, the teacher doesn't care whether you listen carefully or not.
Just be quiet.
Of course, if you whisper and affect the teaching order in the classroom, the tutor doesn't mind letting you understand the power of credits.
In short, Song Hao is still a little guilty.
He looked around quietly.
Not only did he know if it was because of cockroaches yesterday, he found that girls listened more carefully, while most boys had a dull expression.
No matter what, try first!
So under the cover of the textbook, Song Hao quietly closed his eyes, focused his energy, put his hands under his knees, but quietly pinched a trick.
all the best!
Perhaps because of the deworming technique I performed yesterday, although it was a result of failure, it also increased a lot of experience values after all.
Therefore, this time Song Hao felt very smooth when he used the secret technique, and the hope of success was more than 90%...
Great joy!
So he worked harder and harder.
However, at this moment, the snoring sound came to my ears...
Song Hao frowned and saw from the corner of his eyes that he was a slightly fat classmate who fell asleep.
You said you can go to bed and you are snoring.
It's fine to snore, but should you be so loud? Brother, this is a class, and it's a big class. More than 200 students were watching, and you suddenly heard a thunderous snore. What's going to make a fuss?
Originally, Song Hao and that person were not close or not, so they only took classes together a few times, barely getting familiar with each other. Whether he snored or not, he had nothing to do with him...
Chapter completed!