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Chapter 9: The correct way to pee

"Blow, beat him!"

"Bow him to death, beat him to death!"

Everyone kicked wildly. At first, the robber was still struggling desperately, but there were too many feet that he could not get up at all. Gradually, the robber was gone.

Seeing that the person stopped moving, everyone kicked for a while before stopping.

"I don't move anymore, I seem to be dead."

"Diet? You can't help but fight."

Someone took off the robber's head hood, looked at it and said, "This is not a magic gun, three cannons, they have hair, and three cannons are bald."

"This gun is also fake." Someone picked up the gun and fiddled with it casually.

Jiang Hao held his pants in one hand and took the gun with the other hand. He was shocked. Damn, this is definitely not a fake gun, it is an old-fashioned musket, but there is indeed gunpowder, the kind that sounds double-sounding, which is different from what is played in the movie. Isn’t it said to be a fake gun in the movie?

Jiang Hao stood up and shouted, "Don't move," and then pulled the trigger in the sky with a gun: "Boom, boom."

Two consecutive gunshots made the ears of people around him buzz.

Everyone's face turned blue in fear, "Oh my god, this is a real guy, it can be started."

"If this shot hits the body, it will be a hole."

"Why did I rush up just now?"

"I saw brother Zhan'ao rushing over, so I rushed over."

Everyone was afraid, and there was a little more respect in their eyes when they looked at Yu Zhan'ao again.

In fact, Jiang Hao is now afraid that the fake gun will turn into a real gun. If he hadn't acted quickly and the robber gave him a shot, he would not even have a chance to run away.

Jiuer walked back to the sedan chair and Jiang Hao looked over. The two of them looked at each other in the air, as if there was a different emotion growing in the air. Which woman didn't love heroes, but saved her hero. It took a long time before Jiuer slowly lowered the curtain of the sedan chair.

"What should I do with this guy?" a guy pointed at the robber and asked.

Jiang Hao came back to his senses, looked at the dead robber, and said, "It's better to find a place to bury him than to abandon corpses in the wilderness."

"Brother Zhan'ao is particular." Someone said.

Everyone took out the money from the bandit's pockets and reported the money themselves. It was not bad at all. Nowadays, people are honest and people share the money.

I found a small pit in the sorghum field, threw the body inside, and covered it with some soil from the side. I guess the sorghum here will grow more vigorously next year.

However, Jiang Hao stayed the gun and found gunpowder gourd and lead bullet skins on the bandits. Although it was just a musket, he was also a gun. What if he could use it, it was difficult to carry it with him now. Jiang Hao hid him in a place in the sorghum field.

Set out again, half an hour later, he went to Shibalipu Restaurant. Jiuer took the red veil and was helped by a woman to walk into the room. Jiang Hao stood in the distance and watched. When he reached the door, Jiuer suddenly stopped and turned to look at Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao also quietly looked at the red veil.

Although both of them couldn't see each other's eyes, they both knew that the other party was looking at him, which was like a silent communication.

"Let's go, go inside."

Jiuer turned around and walked into the dirt house.

Seeing Jiuer's red coat disappear, Jiang Hao suddenly felt a strong sense of loss. He did not belong to this world, but why did he feel so strong?

He doesn't know.

I suppressed my mind and I came to do the task, buy wine.

"I want to buy a jar of wine and take it back." Jiang Hao said.

"When I met a robber on the road, the Zhanzhao brothers were the first to rush up, otherwise this time would be bad. Logically, we should give you a jar, but this is the owner's thing, so it's hard for us to use it as a favor." A guy said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, it should be." Jiang Hao smiled heartily.

When I came to the wine cellar where I stored the wine, there were rows of wine jars, both large and small, one person tall, one jar was 200 kilograms, and the smallest jar was 30 kilograms. While the guy was not paying attention, Jiang Hao covered a jar of wine with his palm and silently recited "collect" in his heart.

Ten seconds passed, and the jar of wine did not disappear.

Jiang Hao also received a system message: "This wine does not meet customer requirements!"

Failed!

Jiang Hao suddenly remembered that in the movie, Yu Zhan'ao urinated into the wine to make the wine delicious, why don't you try it yourself.

But the guy is here, he has no way to pee, so he can only buy it back.

He shook the four silver dollars in his pocket, which was just enough to buy a jar of wine. The guy tied the jar with a hemp rope and asked Jiang Hao to carry it on his back. He left the winery and went up the hillside. Jiang Hao turned his head and looked at the adobe houses, and finally gritted his teeth and turned around and left.

Walking to the sorghum field green gauze tent, Jiang Hao got in, put down the wine jar, opened the lid and smelled it. There was a strong smell of soju wine, which was not good. He dipped it in his fingers and put it in his mouth and licked it. Not to mention, the taste was really not great, no wonder the system did not accept it.

Jiang Hao smiled, took out the guy and started peeing in.

If this time is successful, he will find a way to get a sum of money, buy a hundred jars of wine, or simply steal it...

"Wow~~"

This urinated a lot, and finally finished urinating. After shaking, the guy stuffed it back, covered the lid, and shook the jar several times to make the wine and urine fully mixed it to achieve the best taste. Then he covered the jar with his hands, and Jiang Hao silently recited "Collect" again.

“This wine does not meet customer requirements!”

The system answer is exactly the same as before.

Jiang Hao was stunned. Could it be that he had urinated too much? Or was he getting angry today? Or would it still take some time to ferment.

You won't need to find the best formula for peeing yourself, it's a problem.

Jiang Hao thought about it for a long time and finally concluded that maybe it was not the problem of peeing himself, but the problem might be due to alcohol.

In the movie, the old shopkeeper died, Jiuer held up the winery and brewed new wine, but it was not good to drink. Yu Zhan'ao came over and urinated into the wine jar, which made the wine delicious.

It seems that we have to wait to make a new wine.

However, when brewing new wine, the old shopkeeper needs to die. However, in the movie, it seems that Yu Zhan'ao is the one who killed the old shopkeeper. Isn't that himself?

Killing is not a trivial matter. Before, he was beaten to death by killing the robbers. Everyone went together and accidentally beat him to death. If Jiang Hao deliberately premeditated the murder of someone, he might not have been so cruel.

Jiang Hao felt that he needed to think about it carefully. He was about to leave, but he saw the jar of wine on the ground stopping again, and putting a hemp rope on his back again.
Chapter completed!
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