Chapter 95 Potential to be a monster
"I see when you are stubborn." Tang Xuanzang snorted, led everyone to the woodcutter and walked over.
The woodcutter was about sixty years old, with white hair and hair, carrying two bundles of dry wood, not tired at all, and had a strong body. Seeing that it was a stranger who was going west, he kindly told the situation ahead, which made Tang Xuanzang and the others grateful. A good guide is much better than blindness when he opened his eyes.
When the woodcutter saw them coming, he simply put down the dry wood on his shoulders, waited for the few people to approach, and asked, "Where are the elders coming from? Where are you going? If you go west, this mountain cannot be passed. I advise you to go back early and not lose your life in vain."
Tang Xuanzang hurriedly said, "I'm going to hide it from my father-in-law, we came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and wanted to spread the scriptures to the West. These are my disciples."
When the woodcutter heard this, he looked at the beautiful girl dolls and shook his head: "You monk is also strange. You are taking a few girl dolls to the west. I think you are a fake monk."
The girl Wukong was unhappy in an instant and stared at her, "You are a fake monk, how do you speak? Since you say there are monsters here, let's just say it clearly. If you deceive me, the iron rod in my hand is not a joke."
She said, taking out the golden cudgel from her ear. The golden cudgel grew when the wind was blowing. Wukong threw the golden cudgel out casually and smashed a huge rock not far away to pieces. The old woodcutter was stunned and almost sat on the ground in fear.
Tang Xuanzang was quick-witted and dragged the woodcutter with a quick hand, and comforted him: "My disciple has learned some Taoism. Don't panic. If you don't have any skills, how can I go west to this place?"
"It turns out that they are great monks who have attained enlightenment. I'm afraid you can pass this mountain, but the monsters in this mountain are also powerful. Just by your little Taoism, they are not their opponents." The woodcutter thought about it, but still gave up and shook his head, obviously not optimistic about Tang Xuanzang and the others.
The woodcutter's expression fell into the eyes of Wukong, which made her angry and said angrily: "You old man, just say something clearly in one breath. What does it mean when you say half of it? It sounds so uncomfortable. I think you are very familiar with this section of the area. Why don't you tell me what kind of fairy this mountain is? I'll take them away."
Seeing that Sun Wukong was very loud, the woodcutter sneered: "You little nun, I'm afraid you're crazy if you lose your mind."
Sun Wukong's face jumped wildly. Although she entered Buddhism, she was called a nun in person. Why did she feel so frustrated?
"Why call me nun? I'm not young at all. Don't add a small word in front of it." Wukong was dissatisfied. The woodcutter felt that he liked to be right with her.
The woodcutter disregarded and asked, "This elder said that you are all his disciples, you are a girl, a female disciple in Buddhism, not a nun, what is that?"
"I..." Sun Wukong wanted to refute, but he stopped talking to his mouth. The woodcutter seemed vulgar, but what he said was unrefutable. Wukong suddenly understood that the woodcutter was afraid that it was unusual, so he simply said: "Anyway, don't call me nun, just call me the Great Sage."
"Great Sage?" The woodcutter stared at Tang Xuanzang strangely, but did not ask much.
But Sun Wukong was anxious: "Old man, hurry up and tell us about the monsters, so I can also subdue demons and go west to seek scriptures."
The woodcutter didn't believe it at all and said, "It's not me that relying on you, one man and four women, to pass through the territory of the demons ahead, is like a fool. If you kill the demons, you'll just put them away. Don't lose your life at that time, and it's called "Daily Day" and "Daily Earth is not effective."
"There is only one person in this world who makes me call Tiantianwangying, and Didibuli! Others want me to bow my head, but it has not appeared yet." The girl Wukong said generously, but it is not wrong. There are few people who can make her bow their heads.
Seeing that the girl was so crazy that she was unrestrained, the woodcutter smiled and said, "You said you wanted to subdue demons and demons, but you know where to take the escort? If you lose, you will have to pay the price of your life. Don't talk too much, it will be miserable then."
Sun Wukong protected his master and was repeatedly despised by a woodcutter. How could she bear it? He shouted: "What's this? If it's a demon, it's escorted to the Jade Emperor for judgment. If the demon in the earth is naturally sent to the underworld, the ones in the West belong to Buddhism, the ones in the East belong to Heaven, the ones in the North belong to Zhenwu Emperor, the ones in the South belong to Fire De Xingjun, and the ones in the South belong to the Dragon Clan. As for the ghosts and evil spirits, there are naturally the City God and the King of Hell, so why are you afraid of having nowhere to send it? As long as the monsters dare to emerge, Lao Sun will make them regret why they live in this world."
The woodcutter laughed even more and almost burst into anger: "You girl, probably have learned some ordinary magic to drive away evil spirits and restrain ghosts, but the group of demons not far away are so vicious. With your tiny ability, if you really go, you will definitely die without a burial place."
Tang Xuanzang listened to it interestingly and asked, "Brother-in-law, tell me, what a vicious way is that monster."
The woodcutter felt that the thin-skinned monk was the backbone and explained: "The elders don't know that this mountain is called Pingding Mountain. After passing the steepest place, it is flat in front of it, which is more than 600 miles long. There is a demon cave called Lotus Cave. There are two demons in charge in the cave. These two demons have drawn images and are looking for a monk everywhere, saying that they are going to eat Tang Monk. You are from the Tang Dynasty in the Dongtu. I guess there will be any involvement, so don't go."
Wukong was also stunned. Why did there really be two demons? Just now, the master was just betting with me. By the way, he had passed by two demons ahead. Could it be that he guessed it right this time? This is a bit weird.
Wukong turned his head and happened to see Tang Xuanzang looking at her, but his eyes were smiling, and he knew his meaning without saying it.
Wukong had the heart to curse, which was really strange. The bald donkey would have anything to say every time. Even the diviner did not have such a powerful ability. My old man didn't even see any strong demonic aura ahead. Why did he get to the woodcutter's mouth, and it seems that there were really two big demons ahead.
Tang Xuanzang said intentionally: "Wukong, my father-in-law said that there are two big demons ahead. What the master said just now isn't that wrong?"
"You are right! You're going far away." Wukong's stubborn kung fu is really not a big deal. Even so, Wukong's sister still wants to suffer with face.
Tang Xuanzang laughed so much that Wukong's personality was quite similar to Erlang Shen in some aspects. They were all proud women, even if they did something wrong, they would not admit it.
"Bald donkey, why are you laughing at?" Wukong's face was also hot. He thought that she, the Monkey King, had learned to cheat now. Anyway, it was her own master, so she would just be careless. Wukong would just comfort himself like this.
"Why do you think I'm laughing at?" Tang Xuanzang stared at Wukong. Wukong snorted, turned his head away, and pretended to ignore him.
Tang Xuanzang stroked his palm and pondered. He said that eating Tang Monk's flesh will never last forever, and he really encountered a monster who wanted to eat me. By the way, does my body really have such a good effect?
Seeing that they still had fun and joked, the old woodcutter said angrily: "I still have time to joke. You are monks from the Tang Dynasty. Aren't you the Tang Monk? My mother, it turns out that they want to eat you. If you go, you will definitely be eaten completely."
When Wukong heard this, he said, "I'm afraid that if I give it to him, I can't eat me!"
Tang Xuanzang thought about his immortal meat and joked: "There are some things to eat, steam, cook and stir-fry the pot! I wonder how this monster eats it?"
The old woodcutter had never seen such ridiculous words, and kept shaking his head: "Several crazy monks actually want to be eaten by others. If you want to die, no one will stop you."
Ao Xue finally couldn't bear it and said, "The monster would better eat our heads first, that would be better."
"Ah? Why should I eat my head first?" The old woodcutter was also stunned. Unexpectedly, this girl suddenly said this.
Ao Xue touched Longjiao and said, "Think about it, if you eat your head, you will die in one go, and there will be no pain. Those monsters will feel nothing if they eat our bodies, limbs, etc. If the monsters start eating our legs first, we will not die for a while. Then, watching them eat our lower body, you can still hear the sound of bones biting. It's so scary to think about it."
Your uncle! How heavy do you speak? I didn’t realize that you are such a curious child.
"What Ao Xue said seems to make some sense." Sun Wukong actually agreed miraculously. She pinched her chin and said, "It's much easier to end it with just one knife than torture it slowly."
As a professional medical immortal, Sha Hongye also participated in it and said: "Judged from my years of experience in my career, it will definitely be very painful if I start eating under my feet. I have to bear huge pressure mentally. If it is my head, it will be much more comfortable."
Finally, Zhu Ziqing smacked his mouth and said vaguely: "Ao Xue, start eating from her feet, is that foot very smelly?"
"Stop it all!" I couldn't bear it anymore! Ask me for directions and talk about the cannibalism. That's all, but now I'm talking about how to eat it? It's fine. I'm also starting to analyze the pain index from a professional perspective. You... how painful are you free?
No, you all have no otaku. Can you not complain like this? My teacher has taught you all. Now everyone is like this, what are you doing?
The poor woodcutter was completely messy. For him, the confusing dialogue was a test of his IQ, but judging from his appearance, his IQ was obviously not enough.
The three apprentices immediately did not dare to express constructive opinions, but looked at the woodcutter together.
The woodcutter was stunned for a while and said, "Where is such a trouble? I guess those demons are going to capture you, tie them up and stuff them into the steamer. When the steam is cooked, they will start eating. How can I tell you about the head and feet?"
I fell! Tang Xuanzang and a group of disciples almost fell to the ground. Hey! Old man, how big is your imagination? You came to steam it directly, it was amazing. You saw that you had the potential to be a demon, and I am optimistic about you.
The old woodcutter was stunned when he saw the people, and said with satisfaction: "How is it? Are you afraid? If you are afraid, don't go there. Then you will be steamed and eaten, which will be a miserable miserable!"
After saying this, he didn't stop. He simply lifted Ganchai back on his shoulders, shouted a trumpet, and walked down the mountain slowly.
Tang Xuanzang narrowed his eyes, looked at the woodcutter and walked away, and asked several apprentices, "The old man said, "You can't leave ahead, are you afraid?"
Wukong waved the golden cudgel and said, "This mountain is more than 600 miles. It is impossible to go around it. It is just two fairies. If you block the road, you can just knock it to death."
After she said this, Ao Xue and the others nodded in agreement. Tang Xuanzang was extremely relieved. After so long grouping monsters, it seemed that they already knew the importance of monster upgrades.
Tang Xuanzang didn't care much about the two demons Jinjiao and Yinjiao. It was just that the treasures in the hands of the two demons were all treasures used by Taishang Laojun. Wukong was fine for fighting or something. But when he encountered a magic weapon that was against the will of heaven, Tang Xuanzang naturally had to be careful.
According to Tang Xuanzang's plan, it would be better to turn those treasures into their own without knowing their knowledge, which would be extremely powerful.
Thinking of this, Tang Xuanzang asked, "How about this, you guys, send someone to patrol the mountain. It is best to find a safe way. If you can pass safely, that is the best. If there is no way out, you can only take out the devil's nest."
The two boys in the Heavenly Court all have backgrounds. This kind of devil is the most annoying. If someone protects him, I have the urge to knock them to death.
"I'll go!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Ziqing raised his hand and said, "Xiaoqing is going."
"You go?" Tang Xuanzang asked suspiciously: "Are you sure you really can?"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!