Chapter 9 Sleeping Naked
As soon as the girl Wukong's hand was released, she heard this and asked, "Well, my golden cudgel is the most powerful!"
"Yes, your golden cudgel hit the monster to death, throw it over and say goodbye." Tang Xuanzang narrowed his eyes. The monkey-headed golden cudgel was really not covered. Ordinary people were afraid that they would not be able to use it.
Sun Wukong foolishly touched his golden cudgel with his hand. Tang Xuanzang also looked at it and thought to himself, it would be great if he could touch it.
"Master, your eyes are so terrible, just like a wolf." Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel nervously, and was really scared by Tang Sanzang's eyes, which was so green that it was almost shiny.
"Ahem, don't you describe it like this. You are like a beast." Tang Xuanzang restrained his ugly appearance and said in a concealment.
"Oh, this seems to be a little more decent." Sun Wukong took back the golden cudgel and said casually.
Tang Xuanzang coughed even more violently to cover up his embarrassment, and then said, "Okay, don't stare at me anymore, as a teacher is not a monkey."
"But I am a monkey, bald donkey, are you considered a swearing?" Wukong's expression changed slightly, and he stared at Tang Xuanzang with some annoyance.
Tang Xuanzang was stunned. How should I explain this? He grabbed his head, his head lit up and said, "What I mean is that the master was staring at you just now. Didn't you say it's so scary? Aren't you a monkey? I'm an analogy... an analogy!"
I understand." Sun Wukong touched his head, his eyes rolled drippingly, and he reluctantly left Tang Xuanzang's arms.
Tang Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief, and Sun Wukong finally stopped focusing on his second brother, which made Tang Xuanzang feel relieved. From this point alone, we can see that Sun Wukong likes to waving the golden cudgel, and it turns out that this is the reason.
Think about it, he pinched his second brother and waved it over, and if he accidentally did it, he would break and become a disabled person. At that time, not only would he be a Tang monk, but he might also become a eunuch and father-in-law.
If you really get to that point, even if you are handsome, it will be useless at all! The most terrifying thing is that the little brother has no chance of contacting his right thumb girl.
Tang Xuanzang wiped away the cold sweat from his forehead, and felt a cold wind gushing in his crotch. Just now, Sun Wukong still felt a little painful. He was worried that he wanted to open it, for fear that the monkey head would become suspicious. When he looked up, he saw Sun Wukong squinting his eyes and staring at his crotch.
Tang Xuanzang let go of his hand and asked nervously: "Wukong, didn't you say you already understand? Why are you still staring at the crotch of your master?"
"Well..." Sun Wukong was a little shy, and Mo Ji said twice before finally saying: "It's such a master. I'm thinking about it now. I just pointed at you and said such vicious words. It's really wrong. I will definitely follow my master in the future, but..."
"It's just what? Even if you say it, you will definitely agree to what your teacher can do." Tang Xuanzang waved his sleeves and was extremely heroic.
Sun Wukong was overjoyed, his eyes lit up, and he held Tang Xuanzang's hand and asked, "Master didn't lie to me?"
For some reason, Tang Xuanzang, who was used to being called a bald donkey by monkeys, always felt that something bad would happen when the monkey head called him master.
Unfortunately, it was just a feeling that Tang Xuanzang did not take it seriously. Tang Xuanzang paid the heaviest price because he didn't care about this.
"Since my teacher said this, I will definitely not lie to you. As long as you are obedient on weekdays, I will not treat you badly." Tang Xuanzang thought to himself. The monkey head's temperament was really strange. He was as fierce as a fire just now, and he wanted to knock him to death with a stick. Now, he is so considerate and obedient, and even cute, that is simply something that Tang Xuanzang can't stand it.
But which one is the real monkey head is really embarrassing!
Tang Xuanzang grabbed his head, but now is not the time to pursue these problems. As long as Sun Wukong follows him all the way west, many things will be easier. After all, taking Monkey King out with him will be more respectful.
"That's really great!" Tang Xuanzang said a pretentious line happily.
Because he was a little confident, Tang Xuanzang didn't feel that there was any problem that could stump him, and immediately said, "Speak, don't be embarrassed, my teacher won't deceive you." Wukong approached Xie Yunfei's side, feeling ashamed of a little girl. He saw Xie Yunfei's heart itchy. He put the Monkey Tower in his arms and said in a gentle tone: "Good disciple, as long as you provide conditions, my teacher will definitely satisfy you."
When Wukong heard Tang Xuanzang's promise, he immediately said, "Master, I took this piece of clothing from you just now. Can you give it to me?"
"I think it's a big deal. This dress is for you, just take it. As long as you like it, I have no objection." After thinking about it, Tang Xuanzang added, anyway, this dress has been transformed by him with the Creation Tool, and now it is no different from an ordinary dress.
If you don’t get the true recognition of Sun Wukong and borrow external forces to subdue her, it will only hurt the relationship and relationship between the two master and apprentice.
When Sun Wukong heard Tang Xuanzang's answer, he was overjoyed and said, "Of course I like it, especially this golden flower hat, which I like the most."
Tang Xuanzang suddenly felt a sweat. My god, what kind of taste is this? The tiger-patterned lace designed for you, the super steel pipe flying dance, you are so stupid that you don’t practice well, and even turn my masterpiece lace stockings into pieces, but you like this rustic and desolate thing, which is really unbearable.
Although Tang Xuanzang had already complained about this to the extreme, when facing Sun Wukong, who was impermanent, Tang Xuanzang did not want to touch this bad head. Besides, this set of clothes is a masterpiece of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Since Sun Wukong liked it so much, he would not have to coax Monkey Head to wear this dress that night.
The monkey head was suppressed by the mountain for more than 500 years, which is already pitiful enough. Looking at the child's IQ, it was almost ruined. Why bother with her anymore? Thinking of this, Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but say, "Are you talking about the conditions?"
Sun Wukong ignored Tang Xuanzang's question yet, but took off his clothes in front of Tang Xuanzang, changed into clothes given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, put the golden flower hat on his head, and said with a smile: "Master, besides the matter of clothes, I have something to say."
"Tell me, don't hesitate." Tang Xuanzang narrowed his eyes and stared at Sun Wukong who was terrible after changing out. His taste was simply inferior.
"It's the future... Master, can you hold me when I'm sleeping?" When I said this, Sun Wukong was really like a little girl, with his shy face flushing red.
For some reason, Tang Xuanzang, who was originally extremely mean, felt a soft heart when he heard this. He seemed to have seen his little sister, which made him unable to help but want to care and care.
This poor monkey! No matter who has been suppressed by the mountain for more than 500 years, experiencing wind and sunshine, even the best temperament will become extremely violent.
Since he came to this world, why not let him feel a hint of warmth and care? Thinking of this, Xie Yunfei's mentality changed a lot, so he said to Sun Houzi: "Of course, as long as you are willing, the master's mind will always be open to you."
"Master, you are so nice." When Sun Wuzi heard this, he was like a suckling swallow returning to his nest. He jumped into Tang Xuanzang's arms. However, Sun Wukong was too excited and had a little strength. His hand hit Tang Xuanzang's white dick.
Then with a long scream, Tang Xuanzang squatted down instantly. It seemed that he had to become the first eunuch to travel through time!
"Master!" Sun Wukong looked at Tang Xuanzang slowly squatted down and said stammeringly: "You... are you okay?"
Sun Wukong was so anxious that he almost burst into tears: "I didn't mean it...Master."
"I...I...I'm fine as a teacher." Tang Xuanzang endured the pain of the son Jue Sun. Seeing that Sun Monkey was so sad, he reached out and rubbed Monkey's head and said, "Next time you should be gentler. If you are a little heavier, I will be the same gender as you!"
Seeing that the master was really okay, Sun Wukong felt relieved and carefully helped Tang Xuanzang up. Then he said shyly: "Master, do you think my clothes look good?"
When she said this, she danced happily beside Xie Yunfei's voice, like a cheerful little butterfly dancing around Tang Xuanzang.
At this moment, even Tang Xuanzang, his mood became calm and peaceful, as if the noisy and manic thoughts had calmed down at this moment.
He stood in the middle of the mountain path, watching the cheerful Sun Wukong jumping around him. Wukong cried happily, and Xie Yunfei looked up at the sky without any surprise.
He sighed and thought to himself: It seems that this is also a monkey with a story.
If the six robbers completely intensified the conflict between the two, then when Sun Wukong returns again, the relationship between the two is eased in a special way.
The dark sky was covered with stars, and the Milky Way seemed to divide the night sky into two. After the afternoon delay, Tang Xuanzang and Sun Wukong still did not find the house to stay overnight, so they had to simply build a small tent at the foot of a mountain.
Tang Xuanzang raised a bonfire. At night in the valley, there was still a little moisture. With the bonfire, it would be much better. In addition, with the rising of open fire, it could also force the beasts to attack.
Tang Xuanzang was lying in the tent, and not far away was a bunch of burning bonfires.
His eldest disciple, Sun Wukong, was snuggling naked in his arms at this moment. Wukong opened his big eyes and stared at Tang Xuanzang with a cute look.
Tang Xuanzang couldn't accept the fierce look of Monkey Head. He thought for a while and said, "That... Wukong! Although I promised you in the afternoon that we can sleep together at night, you don't have to take off your clothes."
"But I've been sleeping like this for five hundred years!" Monkey Head answered frankly and directly rejected Xie Yunfei's advice: "Besides, this kind of sleeping method is very good for the body. I heard from Chang'e that it helps us develop."
Damn, you are almost a thousand-year-old monster, what are you developing! Tang Xuanzang muttered in his heart and said, "You know a lot, but I think you are not big here!"
Chapter completed!