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Chapter 51 Poets have been able to escape since ancient times

"Sha...hong...ye!" Tang Xuanzang's momentum suddenly surged: "Give you a last chance to restore your teacher to the same state, otherwise..."

Tang Xuanzang spoke wildly, but Sha Yafei's golden needle was already attacking his treasure, which scared him to death and shouted: "If you have any conditions, just say it, your teacher will agree to you."

"This is what you said." Sha Hongye returned to calmness and put away the golden needle: "Actually, this matter is very simple. It's about my ranking. At most, I'm behind Zhu Ziqing, and I will never become the youngest."

"I can't agree to you this." Tang Xuanzang refused: "About ranking, you have to negotiate with Ao Xue, not with me."

Sha Hongye stared at Tang Xuanzang, and the golden needle came out again, but Tang Xuanzang knocked on Sha Hongye's forehead with a brick. Sha Hongye opened his eyes wide and fell swayingly in Tang Xuanzang's arms.

"Why do you have to force your master to take a trick?" Tang Xuanzang said angrily, holding a brick. Why is this girl so entangled with the ranking?

The bonfire continued to burn. I don’t know how long it took, Sha Hongye woke up slowly and felt a headache. When she saw Tang Xuanzang sitting beside her, she was so scared that she stepped back, covered her clothes with her hands, and asked nervously: “What did you...the hell have you done to me?”

"I think you are crazy. You probably did something to me." Tang Xuanzang pointed his stiff face with his finger.

Sha Hongye pondered for a moment, but said in fear: "I am also an immortal doctor in the Heavenly Court. You knock me out with a brick. I might as well die."

Tang Lord Xuanzang curled his lips. He had such weak ability to resist strikes. How could you become a god? You can't go through the back door?

"First remove my abnormal state." Tang Xuan said with a stern face, without any need to do this expression.

Sha Hongye hesitated, not knowing whether to do it, but Tang Xuanzang said, "I can knock you out with one brick, and you can also turn you into a maid, do you believe it?"

Sha Hongye was really scared this time. She was knocked down by a brick. From beginning to end, she didn't notice how Tang Xuanzang took action.

Sha Hongye looked at Tang Sanzang with a little more fear. If the previous ranking made her feel a little dissatisfied, but now seeing Tang Sanzang's unexpected means, she couldn't help but restrain her thoughts that she shouldn't have.

"Anyway, when I go to find books, there are not many people in the world who can find them. Just think of it as playing. What do you do if you have so many things? The youngest is the youngest." Sha Hongye comforted himself, asked for a golden needle from Tang Xuanzang, and relieved Tang Xuanzang's abnormal state.

Seeing that her face was not very good, Tang Xuanzang smiled faintly and said, "If you really want to be the third brother, then compete with Ao Xue tomorrow. If you win."

Sha Hongye had already had his mind on ranking. When he heard Tang Xuanzang say this, he subconsciously said: "Are you serious about this?"

Tang Xuanzang smiled and finally made a smile: "Is there any benefit to lie to you? I am not you. I like to use the means of golden needles to force people to submit."

Sha Hongye's face turned red and she said, "Aren't you angry with me? She treated you like that just now."

"It's just a prank. If you don't have the heart to be your master, how can you be your master?" Tang Xuanzang said seriously and his firm expression would not have the slightest sarcasm.

When Tang Xuanzang said this, Sha Hongye blamed himself and finally stopped his random thoughts. However, he was always extremely entangled with the rankings and said shamelessly: "Then I will go to find Ao Xue tomorrow."

"Of course, if you can convince her." Tang Xuanzang said, and Sha Hongye cheered happily. In her eyes, it seemed that it was not a difficult thing to deal with Ao Xue.

However, poor Sha Hongye did not understand the meaning of Tang Xuanzang's action of shrugging.

On the banks of the quicksand river, several people rested in the big truck for a night. When the sun rose, Sha Hongye pulled Ao Xue unhurriedly and said in front of everyone: "Ao Xue, I want to compete with you?"

"What?" Ao Xue yawned. She watched the romance movie for too long last night and now she couldn't stand it. Since this child became shocked and exposed to various modern items every day, she has a tendency to become a home girl.

"The master said, as long as I convince you, I can be the third brother. Do you dare to accept my challenge?" Sha Hongye, full of confidence, pointed at Ao Xue who was yawning with his fingers.

Ao Xue narrowed her eyes and said disdainfully: "Do you mean oral escape technique? Hahaha, don't you know that my oral escape technique has reached S level? You just don't know how to live or die."

"Why are you just a third brother, just a mount? And your breasts are not as big as my butt are not as raised..." Sha Hongye turned on the taunt mode.

"What's wrong with me being the third brother? Is there no human rights to the mount? Do you know what you call discrimination? I can sue you, who says I'm incompetent? I'm a great poet. If you criticize me, I will write you into my poem and let you be infatuated for thousands of years. I'll ask if you are afraid?" Ao Xue threatened.

Tang Xuanzang's mouth twitched wildly. Why is it so scary every time Ao Xue says this?

Sha Hongye was about to say "I'm not afraid", but he didn't know that Ao Xue didn't give her a chance to speak: "I tell you, we poets don't know anything else, but we haven't been afraid of anyone..."

Three minutes later, Sha Hongye opened her eyes wide, and her eyes were covered with blood. Ten minutes later, Sha Hongye was gasping for breath, like a fish on the verge of suffocation...

Ten minutes later, Sha Hongye squirted out of his mouth with a mouthful of blood...

Twenty minutes later, Sha Hongye was carried directly by Zhu Ziqing to the medical room behind the truck...

"Damn it, the doctor, I actually want others to treat you. I'm really embarrassed." Before leaving, Ao Xue gave Sha Hongye a final conclusion. Sha Hongye, who had already fallen into a coma, opened his eyes angrily, pointed at Ao Xue with his fingers, and said tremblingly: "You...you...you..."

"Pe!" Ao Xue waved goodbye with a smile.

Puff! Another big mouthful of blood. Sha Hongye completely fainted. Even a cruel man like Sun Wukong was stunned.

"Ao Xue, you are such a bunker," Tang Xuanzang stretched out his thumb and bared his teeth and praised.

However, Ao Xue was hiding along the way, Tang Xuan bowed to him, and worshiped: "Si Father, I have to thank you for your hard-working guidance. In front of your ultimate oral escape technique, Ayu still has too many places to learn from you."

"You can teach me." Tang Xuanzang patted Ao Xue's shoulder: "When you see your family again in the future, you probably won't have to do anything. With this oral escape technique, it's not a problem to turn people on your back."

Ao Xue nodded vigorously, clenched her fist and said, "Tonight I must finish reading 100,000 ice jokes and achieve greater achievements in the career of complaining."

Sun Wukong shook his head repeatedly. The world changed too fast, and she felt that she could not keep up with the pace.

"Let's go." Tang Xuanzang waved his hand and the team set off again.

After crossing the quicksand river, there was a bright road. It was shocked with bulldozer effect. Without any pressure, Tang Xuan hid in the back carriage and looked at the sand red leaves sleeping on the hospital bed.

The poor child is probably suffering a great blow. After all, the terrible thing about oral escape is that it is very tragic to mental damage, and you will get mentally ill if you are not careful.

"Why? Why bother? Isn't it just a ranking? Is it necessary to be so desperate?" Tang Xuanzang persuaded unbearably.

Sha Hongye shed tears of pain, grabbed Tang Xuanzang and cried, "Master, please teach me, okay?"

"What does it mean?" Tang Xuanzang wanted to break free from Sha Hongye's hand, but the other party was already in a state of madness. It seemed that this failure had brought huge impact and damage to her spiritual world.

Sha Hongye was crying and regretful: "I heard from Xiaoqing that I was defeated by the oral escape technique, and Ao Xue learned this magical skill from you. Master and disciple are willing to be a cow and a horse for you, just ask you to teach me the oral escape technique!"

"Be a cow and a horse? This guy Ao Xue has also said such things, but now she is ten thousand times more comfortable than the cow and a horse in the world." Tang Xuanzang curled his lips and said, "Let's talk about it when you recover your wounds."

"Master, have you promised you?" Sha Hongye burst into tears and laughed like a child. Zhu Ziqing stood by, chewing biscuits and drinking soda, blinking his little eyes, and didn't know what he was thinking.

"The first priority is to recover after the body is restored." Tang Xuanzang finished speaking and turned around and left.

Sha Hongye clenched his fists, looked at Tang Xuanzang's back as he left, and secretly swore: "From today, I will work hard. Sooner or later, I will become the king of oral escape! Regain my third throne."

After crossing the Liusha River, the team traveled westward, crossing the mountains and sieges, experiencing wind, frost, rain and dew, and before they knew it, several months had passed. Tang Xuanzang sat in the car every day, either sleeping or guiding Sha Hongye to escape, and there was nothing to do.

During the months, Sha Hongye challenged Ao Xue ten times, without exception, all ended in failure. Sha Hongye, who was happy, obviously embarked on this road of no return, practicing day and night just to defeat Ao Xue one day.

Just like today, just after experiencing a high-quality oral escape competition, Sha Hongye was rushed to the rescue room behind again, which made Tang Xuanzang feel anxious and his intestines almost regretted it.

The most proudest thing is Ao Xue. After several battles, she tested the power of oral escape technique, and further improved her level through actual combat, which was very exciting to challenge Tang Xuanzang.

It’s a pity that Tang Xuanzang, a young man who was influenced by the novel, took Ao Yu’s challenge without any hesitation, causing this proud girl to fall into collapse again.

"If you want to defeat me, read another hundred novels." Tang Xuanzang looked at Ao Xue, and Ao Xue was immediately shrouded in huge pressure, and he felt more and more that Sifu was invincible in the world of oral escape.

Finally, after Tang Xuanzang defeated Ao Yu and Ao Xue defeated Sha Hongye, the team finally gained a few days of peace.

Tang Xuanzang opened the system panel and clicked on it. It turned out to be Wanshou Mountain. It seemed that he had arrived at Zhen Yuanzi's territory.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!
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