Chapter 43 ** Erlang God
Sha Hongye laughed and said, "What's wrong with me? I've eaten you nine times! Why don't you do it again?"
Tang Xuanzang was dizzy again, feeling that standing alone next to Sha Hongye was a mistake.
Sha Hongye seemed to be having fun, but she hugged Tang Xuanzang and bit his neck.
"Ah!" Before Tang Xuanzang could scream, Sha Hongye covered her mouth and took a few steps back.
Blood flowed out of her mouth, and Sha Hongye stared at Tang Xuanzang in horror, and said vaguely: "Why are you so hard? I can't even bite you."
"You are lucky. Don't mess with your master next time. Be careful that your teeth are all gone." Tang Xuanzang hummed. In fact, he was shocked just now and even forgot to scream, but Sha Hongye bit his lips.
Thanks to Erlang Shen's great beauty, who punched her ten thousand fists and instead exercised her body so strongly. If she came to beat me up ten thousand times again, she would have beaten me up ten thousand times.
Maybe this monk can be comparable to the body of an immortal. Why do I think it is so easy to upgrade? Haha...
Sha Hongye finally didn't dare to be arrogant and followed Tang Xuan honestly.
Tang Xuanzang looked at the skeleton ship, looked at Wukong and the others standing in the distance, waved their arms and asked them to come over.
A group of people arrived soon, and Tang Xuanzang asked strangely: "Why did you become a fighting form?"
Jing Potian had no choice but to say: "The explosion just now was too powerful, the database was automatically adjusted and transformed into a combat form just in case."
Tang Xuanzang glanced at Ao Xue, the culprit, and Ao Xue was so scared that she shrank behind Sun Wukong.
"Hongye has already prepared a boat for us, let's leave here." Tang Xuanzang said, and Wukong looked at the skeleton ship in the river and said, "Dark bald donkey, you get on your own, we can just fly over."
There is no way, who made him a mortal, or a mortal as heavy as a mountain? Tang Xuanzang stepped on the skeleton boat with one foot, looked at Sha Hongyue, and said, "Is Gu Liang? It's time to leave?"
After saying this, Tang Xuanzang always felt something was wrong, but he couldn't remember it for a moment, so he stopped thinking about it!
Tang Xuanzang sat cross-legged on the skeleton ship and had already entered the system. After completing the main task, Tang Xuanzang once again obtained the system's big gift package reward.
Master System, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, Tang Xuanzang shouted shamelessly, covering it systematically, and his character is infinitely full of power.
Looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, Tang Xuanzang looked up happily and saw that he was flying in the sky... There were so many birds.
"Why can these birds fly? I am so handsome and elegant, but can only climb in the water." Tang Xuanzang held his head depressedly and looked at the black butts, and immediately felt very stressed.
The depressed Tang Xuanzang looked at Dahong's gift bag and felt much better. Following the instructions of the system assistant, he opened the red envelope and then showed a cool sunglasses with a unique look.
"Wow... Damn it, come whatever you want." Tang Xuanzang was ecstatic and couldn't help taking over this thing. When driving, he had already wanted to have sunglasses to show off.
"Yuehua's Pretending Sunglasses." The system shows the real name of the Lafeng sunglasses.
Why do so many items have the name of Yuehua? Last time it was Yuehua's magic monument, this time it was Yuehua's pretending sunglasses, next time it was Yuehua's something else, right?
Tang Xuanzang put on his sunglasses, and the scorching sun above his head was no longer dazzling. Tang Xuanzang subconsciously raised his head and then screamed.
"The bunker is here, and it will be developed in the future." Tang Xuanzang stood up from the skeleton boat and laughed wildly. Because he was too excited, he staggered and almost fell into the river.
Sunglasses can actually identify the attributes and combat power of the object. This is a completely magical tool. No matter how you disguise, this monk can tell if you have any useful information just by looking at you.
His apprentices had long been accustomed to Tang Xuanzang's nerves, and only Sha Yafei looked at Xie Yunfei who was jumping below in confusion, and wanted to speak but stopped.
"Wait? What's the sound?" Tang Xuanzang looked down and saw that with him as the core, the skeleton ship began to crack inch by inch: "What are you doing? Are you doing a quality fake product?"
"You can't jump around, Master, the boat will sink." Sha Hongye hesitated for a long time and finally reminded.
Tang Xuanzang roared: "Why tell me now that you are sincere!"
Almost at the same time, the seemingly unbreakable skeleton ship cracked and split into pieces in an instant, and Tang Xuanzang fell directly into the quicksand river.
"Bald donkey!"
"Miss my father!"
“Master…”
"Master and brother!"
The anxious shouting was almost the same moment, and a group of birds all swooped, and then grabbed Tang Xuanzang with four hands almost at the same time.
The next moment, someone was holding his legs and pulling his hands. The most hateful one was someone who pinched Tang Xuanzang's face with his hands, almost breaking his cheeks.
"Damn it. Let me go! What are you doing?" Tang Xuanzang cursed vaguely.
At this moment, Tang Xuanzang was in the shape of a large character, with his head facing down and his legs stomping on the sky.
"Oh!" Several apprentices subconsciously let go, and then the bald Tang Xuanzang planted onions back into the river, and drank them happily.
"I must have offended the Buddha Tathagata." Tang Xuan hid in the water and danced with his hands. Did these guys send God to punish me?
Then there was another rush. Tang Xuanzang finally looked up and was carried by several apprentices on the water. He was shocked because it was too big and could not get close. He had to hang in the air with difficulty, and he had to rely on Wukong to help him.
"Sha Hongye, give me an explanation." Tang Xuanzang was still spitting out water on the corner of his mouth.
Sha Hongye subconsciously took a step back and said in fear: "Master, I forgot to tell you that this skeleton ship is of poor quality. This is a real human head. After so many years of weathering, it has long been rotten."
"I'll go, you still have this hobby. If you were cheated to death, I jumped twice. This boat could sink?!" Tang Xuanzang shrugged in disappointment: "What should I do now?"
Sha Hongye thought Tang Xuanzang would be furious, but the result was not so. He immediately took out another skeleton necklace from his arms, muttered something, and then another skeleton ship larger than before came out.
"This is a little firmer than the one I just now. This is the skull that you and I brought from heaven. It is not something ordinary people can compare with, but if you don't want to jump, I can't do anything!" Sha Hongye warned, it seemed that she was also afraid.
Tang Xuanzang felt uncomfortable with his stomach. He looked at the skeleton ship, ignored them, and climbed up on his own: "Go and go."
The team of seeking scriptures finally set sail again. Tang Xuanzang touched the sunglasses in his arms. Fortunately, he didn't fall into the water just now. If he lost it, it would be awful.
Fortunately, it was shocking, so it would not fall into the river if it wrapped its luggage or something.
Eight hundred miles of quicksand were swaying, but it was not on the shore in the morning of the next day. The red sun was rising, and the lightning of the quicksand river was covered with blood.
"It's so beautiful." Tang Xuanzang stood up and came to this world for ten years, but for various reasons, he walked too hastily and forgot to see the scenery along the way.
"Damn donkey, you see the land and we are about to arrive." Wukong shouted in the air.
Tang Xuanzang nodded, his eyes as if he had been reborn.
After about three hours like this, Tang Xuanzang and the others finally crossed the Liusha River and set foot on the land again.
Tang Xuanzang finally no longer endured the feeling of floating around, but when he was really standing on the ground, his body shaking uncontrollably.
"Get some food first, let's come out." Tang Xuanzang gave instructions, and the apprentices took out all kinds of picnic items from the big truck.
At this moment, Sun Wukong suddenly threw away the barbecue tableware and looked up at the sky. Zhu Ziqing even threw the Snickers on the ground, and the other few were not much better.
Tang Xuanzang followed their eyes and saw only two people flying towards them like meteors in the sky.
A man was wearing silver-white armor, as if the god of war had arrived. Her eyes were cold, and a third vertical eye was opened in the middle of her forehead. This eye was chilling.
**Here you!
I must have come to find me. I didn’t have one less last time, so she definitely wanted to make up for it this time!
Erlang Shen led the people behind him to descend from the sky at an extremely fast speed, landing one foot away from Xie Yunfei, shaking smoke and dust, and the ground shook the mountain.
Erlang Shen looked cold, especially the vertical eyes on his forehead, as if he wanted to see through all the evil in the world and burn the six dark paths. However, because the vertical eyes opened, the beautiful appearance combined with unknown fear, appearing hideous and sacred, which should be the beauty of all things.
Erlang Shen held a three-pointed two-edged sword in his hand, especially the silver-gray war god armor he wore, which seemed to be higher than the last time.
The rich are willful and their weapons are destroyed, so they can just do another one.
There is no place like a poor monk like Tang Xuanzang, who never forgets to collect the rags and exchange them hard.
Comparing people with others is so annoying. People with backgrounds are indeed easy to become immortals. They are just piled up resources. They are really a bunch of bastards!
Erlang Shen regained the calmness of the royal sister, and became more domineering and mature. She stood there like this, with her legs spread out, showing her graceful figure.
Behind her was a pretty girl standing. She was wearing a lotus skirt, wearing a Qiankun circle on her head, surrounding the Huntian Ling, placing a hot wheel on her feet, holding a fire-tip gun in her hand, showing her heroic spirit, amazing.
Nezha!
Tang Xuanzang was almost scared. When he was a child, he liked Nezha the most when he watched TV. Now he really appeared in front of him. I really wanted to go over and ask her to sign.
Tang Xuanzang was so excited that he couldn't say it, and Wukong and his disciples rushed to Tang Xuanzang. Even Zhu Ziqing and Sha Hongye were extremely straightforward to block Tang Xuanzang's body.
Although the two of them had never met Erlang Shen, they also heard from the novelist Ao Xue that Erlang Shen beat Tang Xuanzang up to death.
Of course, Ao Xue, who is good at creating suspense, did not disclose what happened the next hundred times, so now they almost instinctively want to protect Tang Xuanzang in case his master is beaten into a dog again.
Tang Xuanzang was so moved that he saw his disciples protecting him like this. It was so touching that Master loved you so much.
Chapter completed!