Chapter 35 The highest realm of foodies
"Grass...mud...male!" Tang Xuanzang frowned, looking at Zhu Ziqing's face against the pig's head, looking happy, Tang Xuanzang felt a painful feeling, and his goosebumps all over his body were covered with three layers of goose bumps.
The little loli who likes pig's head always gives people a sense of gloom and weirdness.
"Are you sure you're called Zhu Bajie?" Tang Xuanzang asked with his eyes twitching, sooner or later he would throw the pig's head hat into the sea.
Zhu Ziqing raised his head and held the pig's head hat on his head again.
Tang Xuanzang was speechless when he saw it. You are not afraid of being heavy! No wonder you are so short and have been compressed since you were a child.
"You can call me Zhu Ziqing, Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Princess." Zhu Ziqing explained patiently, and then emphasized: "Of course, I hope you call me Little Princess the most. I am most satisfied with this name."
"I have heard of Snow White, but I have never heard of the Wild Boar Princess..." Tang Xuan hid a black thread. Can I return such a mental illness?
Zhu Ziqing had a pig-head hat and seemed to have regained confidence. Her nose sniffed, attracted by the fragrance of rice, and couldn't help saying, "You monkey, you will bully others with your power. If you have the ability to make me full, we will fight for three hundred rounds."
Wukong danced the golden cudgel and laughed: "The rice bucket is the rice bucket. I still want to eat it. My grandson will let you eat it. It depends on whether you agree or not."
"When I'm full, I'll beat you into a pig's head." Zhu Ziqing threatened with her innocence voice, but it was soft in Tang Xuanzang's ears, and he wanted to be sleepy.
Seeing that the situation was settled, Gao Taigong, who had been hiding in the house, plucked up his courage and leaned against Tang Xuanzang, lowered his voice and said, "Saint Monk, why don't you take her down? This bucket of food will be hard to deal with."
"Great Grandpa Gao, after finishing this meal, I will take her away tomorrow." Tang Xuanzang said solemnly: "Let her have the last meal."
Tang Xuanzang meant the last meal of Gao Laozhuang, but in Gao Taigong's ears, the holy monk in front of him was about to silence his mouth, and he shivered for no reason.
Tang Xuanzang didn't expect that he would become a murderer in the eyes of others, and his attention had already focused on Zhu Ziqing. She stood in front of the big rice bucket, then held her hands and poured the whole bucket of rice down.
The rice seemed to have found a catharsis mouth, but it didn't spill out, and it was all heavy by pigs.
Eat it into your mouth.
The fragrant white rice was sucked into the stomach by Zhu Ziqing in less than a minute. How could this be eaten? It was just swallowing rice.
One bucket, two buckets, three or four buckets, and after a while, all the steamed rice in the yard was eaten by Zhu Mengmeng. Tang Xuanzang opened his mouth wide: Hungry guy, Zhu Ziqing in history is not so edible... No... she is Zhu Bajie.
"Are you full?" Sun Wukong asked impatiently with his waist.
Zhu Ziqing chewed the rice and said, "When I eat the sesame cake, I will be able to be half full."
The sesame cakes placed in the yard are not modern versions of small sesame cakes, but sesame cakes as big as their faces. Middle-aged strong men will eat a big sesame cake that will be full of food.
Now a girl who is less than 1.4 meters tall said arrogantly that after eating these big cakes, she would just fool her half full.
"It's not that the Jade Emperor can't afford to support you, so he sent him off the Heavenly Court?" Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but think wrongly. He could not afford to be able to eat so much, no matter how big the family business was.
One sesame cake after another, which was bigger than a pig's face, was destroyed by her. She ate and drank rice wine in big gulps. Tang Xuanzang's Adam's apple moved up and down. The word "Damn" can no longer describe you.
The title of the altar purifier should be changed to be a scavenger!
"It's over!" Zhu Ziqing looked unhappy, and his appearance was completely unsatisfied: "Gao Taigong, you are too stingy. Today, you have less than ten kilograms of rice in the rice bucket and thirty fewer sesame cakes. When I knock down this monkey head, I will come to find your troubles again."
I have blackmailed other people's food and are so arrogant. I really don't realize that the children today are so suitable for black clubs.
Fraudulent and extortion are a good business, and Tang Xuanzang felt that a broad road gradually became clear in front of his eyes.
Gao Taigong had long been scared to death by Zhu Ziqing's threat, and hugged behind Tang Xuanzang, and said tremblingly: "Holy Monk, please take her quickly. I'm afraid."
Really, it’s just a foodie. Since they have already given them so much rice, why bother to lose weight?
Tang Xuanzang shook his hand helplessly and said, "Taigong, why are you so anxious? This makes it difficult for me to deal with."
Gao Taigong was stunned and finally found a capable monk. If he refused to do it, his old bones would be completely finished.
"Holy monk, you can't leave me alone. As long as the holy monk can take this monster away, all the conditions will be fulfilled." It is said that people should not be too nervous. After being nervous, they will easily lose the bottom line of negotiation. Tang Xuanzang simply deceived him, and the other party was already in a state of ruthlessness.
Of course, this is also the power of Tang Xuanzang borrowing Bajie's children's shoes. Who made her bucket of money too much?
Just eating will make people feel no more frightened and fearful. It is probably Zhu Ziqing.
A big belly can tolerate the world, but this girl’s pure plan has chewed the whole world.
No, why is it that he is infectious before he accepts Bajie? Tang Xuanzang calculated, made up his mind, and said with a smile: "This owner of the manor, you think my disciple will definitely fight with the Pig God in a while, which is also very difficult, right?"
Speaking of this, Tang Xuanzang deliberately paused and threw it to Gao Taigong for a look of your understanding. Gao Taigong quickly responded: "Don't be anxious about the holy monk. I have already prepared yellow and white things. Even if the holy monk doesn't say it, I still understand these rules."
Oh, it's not bad. I didn't see that you are quite good at it. Seeing that you are so rich, you would be too sorry to the common people in the world if you don't kill you.
"Gao Taigong, don't worry, listen to me after I finish my words." Tang Xuanzang said with a smile: "My disciple is the duty to eliminate demons. Since I am enthusiastic, I can't refuse it. I have to reluctantly accept the yellow and white things. But my eldest disciple conquered the pig god in a while, and I must find a good place for her. The so-called God has the virtue of being a good person. Monks cannot kill animals. I can't take her life because of subduing demons. But I will definitely take her away tomorrow, and I am not sure when I can find a suitable place for her to stay. So..."
Gao Taigong was almost confused by the twists and turns. After a while, he understood what Tang Xuanzang meant, and suddenly felt that the handsome and scumbag monk in front of him had become abominable.
"I would like to ask the holy monk to speak out." Gao Taigong was also not vague. Who made Zhuangzi's fate tied to the head of the holy monk in front of him.
Tang Xuanzang smiled and said, "Give me 10,000 kilograms of grain, I will take her away from Gao Laozhuang and never come back."
"How could I have so much food?" Gao Taigong was so scared that he took several steps back. This number was even more painful than killing him.
Tang Xuanzang smiled and turned to Wukong and said, "Wukong, come here first, let Bajie eat his fill first."
Gao Taigong hurriedly grabbed Xie Yunfei's hand and said, "Stop the anger of the Holy Monk, everything is easy to discuss... Don't be angry."
Tang Xuanzang curled his lips. The fact that he was short of weight just now made Tang Xuanzang unable to see this family. When his life was at stake, he still wanted to be a little cautious. He really wouldn't die if he didn't die.
Tang Xuanzang's attitude changed as well. Thinking of Gao Cai's arrogant and domineering attitude when he first met him, he seemed to have some clarity. Maybe he should listen to Bajie's explanation.
Besides, since I want to take Bajie as my disciple, I don’t prepare much food, so where can I raise her? Although the contribution value can be purchased, who would mind free things? Do you think it’s easy to get a little contribution value?
It is said that human hearts are the most difficult to understand. Now Tang Xuanzang looked at Bajie who was hungry and suddenly felt a little distressed.
No matter if others say she is a bucket or a starving ghost, in Tang Xuanzang's heart, she is just an ignorant little girl.
Isn’t it too cruel for a girl to not even have enough food to eat? Although she is a foodie, she has the right to eat enough?
"Sun Houzi, let's go and compete again. Although I'm not full, I will let you know how powerful I am!" Zhu Ziqing pouted and shouted without admitting defeat.
Sun Wukong snorted and said, "Even if you are full, you can't beat me."
Tang Xuanzang wanted to stop him, but he didn't speak, but said to Gao Taigong: "Didn't you say you have a daughter? Please come out."
Only then did Gao Taigong remember his miserable daughter and hurriedly ordered someone to go to the backyard to rescue his youngest daughter.
Tang Xuanzang looked at the yard. He had to say that Zhu Ziqing's strength had indeed increased significantly after eating. He had fought with the monkey head for three or five rounds. Unexpectedly, after a while, Zhu Ziqing sat on the ground and cried, "I won't fight anymore! I won't fight anymore! I finally ate a little. I just exercised for a while and I was hungry again. It was so pitiful! Wuwuwu, I want to have a meal."
Hearing Zhu Ziqing's helpless cry, Tang Xuanzang suddenly felt distressed. Perhaps in the eyes of others, he was a monster that couldn't eat enough, but she just wanted to eat enough.
"Bajie, come to my master." Tang Xuanzang walked to the entrance of the yard and stretched out his hand and said, "Who are you? Why should you be my master!"
Zhu Ziqing opened his small eyes, looked at Xie Yunfei up and down, and said leisurely: "Are you looking for Tang Xuanzang from the Book of Creation?"
This question was like a cry that had been waiting for a long time.
Zhu Mengmeng knelt on the ground in the way a duck sat, holding her head up, looking at Tang Xuanzang helplessly, waiting for his response.
"Yes, my teacher is Tang Xuanzang, little girl...how did you know I was looking for Book of Creation? " Tang Xuanzang bent down and stretched out his hand to gently wipe away Zhu Mengmeng's tears.
The next moment, Zhu Mengmeng rose up, and a big tiger pounced, jumped directly into Tang Xuanzang's arms, crossed her legs and hooked Tang Xuanzang's waist. Her hands crossed and wrapped around Tang Xuanzang's neck.
Chapter completed!