Chapter 235 The poor monk urinates in her stomach
Tang Xuanzang was unreasonable and knew that Maitreya had always had a good temper: "You left this girl, you are such a powerful character. If I hadn't been a little capable, I would have been a bad thing. No, I have to give me an explanation now."
Maitreya Buddha was not angry either: "I am not cautious enough in this matter. Let my disciples escape. This is also your disaster. Isn't this girl the pointer corresponding to your Nine Dragons?"
"You...how do you know?" Tang Xuanzang was shocked. This was the most hidden secret. How could Maitreya Buddha know?
Maitreya Buddha smiled and said, "The number of futures is the future. Don't worry, since I'm here, let me subdue this evil disciple."
Tang Xuanzang's mind was blank, but he was a bachelor, so he knew it if he knew it. Anyway, I, a monk, don't deserve it, and I don't care about it anymore.
"Buddha, your disciple was almost crying when I beat him, and I couldn't find her." Tang Xuanzang looked around, but where could he find her.
OK! A girl looks so ugly, she really...I don't know what to say?
Maitreya Buddha disagreed and said, "You finally admit it! My poor boy was beaten by you and hid. By the way, should I pay my bag and gold flakes back to me?"
"What? What did you say? I haven't heard of it." Tang Xuanzang began to pretend to be stupid.
"You have learned bad things now." Maitreya Buddha pointed at Tang Xuanzang with his finger, and then Tang Xuanzang only felt a movement of his waist, and the golden flask and cloth bag had already reached Maitreya's hands.
Tang Xuanzang said in a slight shame: "You are such a powerful treasure, lend it to me for use. I will return it to the Buddha when I arrive in the West. Isn't it the same?"
"Different! That's very different." Maitreya Buddha laughed and said, "If you give this thing, you are just lazy. If you go to the West to obtain the scriptures, it's better not to go."
Do you think I want to go? Tang Xuanzang complained deeply and had to complain: "That's OK! Get rid of your apprentice quickly."
"Wukong, you guys go to my secret realm first to rest for a while." Maitreya Buddha said this, regardless of their opinions, and took those people away.
Tang Xuanzang didn't say anything, but just stared at Maitreya Buddha quietly.
"Don't look at me like this, I'm doing it for them. If they are here, the following things will be easy to deal with." Maitreya Buddha said meaningfully.
Tang Xuanzang disagreed, there is a saying that you are big, so listen to you,
Maitreya Buddha is a person with a very high status in the Western Paradise. Tang Xuanzang had any reason to make trouble. Whatever she said was what she said.
"What should I do now?" Tang Xuanzang muttered: "The fairy has been driven away by me now, and you have not brought any weapons, how can you surrender?"
Maitreya Buddha smiled and said, "Do you know the art of changing?"
"Do you change seventy-two?" Tang Xuanzang said subconsciously: "You can only have a few simple changes, but you are from Wukong Sect."
That's enough! Maitreya Buddha said: "Under the skin of my mountain, I change a straw shed and plant watermelons. Go find my disciple and let her come over. If she escapes, you call her Xiao Huang Xiao Huang, and she will definitely be angry, and you will retreat to me. At that time, you will become a watermelon."
Turned into a watermelon! I feel like I have become stupid in an instant!
"Is it really going to turn into a watermelon?" Tang Xuanzang asked, "Can you change it?"
"What's wrong with watermelon? Clear heat and detoxify, beautify the skin." Maitreya Buddha stared at Tang Xuanzang in confusion: "Or don't you?"
"Men can't say they can't do it!" Tang Xuanzang snorted: "But, your baby doesn't even have a shadow now, how can you find it?"
Maitreya Buddha smiled and said, "She is inside the valley ahead."
"Uh, you obviously have the means to make me the watermelon." Tang Xuanzang walked forward mutteringly. Why did he feel that he was not good at making watermelon?
Thirty-six changes? Seventy-two changes?
The apprentices taught it, but Tang Xuanzang felt that this thing was a bit difficult, so he learned some simple things.
Because the watermelon requires a smooth surface and stripes, this is a very scam.
Tang Xuanzang thought that the man had already reached the valley, and then he shouted: "Xiao Huang!"
The breeze blew in the valley, and there was no movement. Tang Xuanzang thought to himself, was Maitreya wrong? Didn’t he say that Xiao Huang would be crazy if he called him?
When the wind blew, Tang Xuanzang shouted again: "Xiao Huang."
As a result, there was still some movement. Tang Xuanzang was a little impatient and shouted to the valley: "Xiao Huang! Xiao Huang! Xiao Huang, where have you been?"
"Stop shouting!" Just as Tang Xuanzang was composing with Xiaohuang, his yellow eyebrows jumped out in a state of pain: "Today I will not deal with you! Tang Funeral, you despicable villain, you have been in trouble for eight lifetimes when you meet you today."
When Tang Xuanzang heard this, the child really hated Xiao Huang.
That's right, this name sounds very similar to a dog I have at home.
Xiao Huang, Ergouzi! Erha!
Tang Xuanzang thought so, almost laughed out loud, and then ran back soon.
"Damn it! I haven't hit you yet, why are you running away?" Huang Mei said angrily, but she didn't chase after her because she vaguely felt something was wrong, but she couldn't say something wrong.
Seeing her alertness, Tang Xuanzang thought that Maitreya was right and simply shouted: "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang Huang!"
"Don't call me Xiao Huang!" Huang Mei's head was about to stand up when she heard this shout, and she no longer had any worries. She roared and rushed towards Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang ran and said, "Little Huang'er, I see why you are like a girl! Just a name, I'm so excited."
Huang Mei was originally a woman. Tang Xuanzang deliberately pointed out this point, but he didn't know that this sentence even fell into the oil pan, which made Huang Mei furious: "Damn monk, don't run away if you have the ability, look at me tearing it apart!"
I am a woman, you don’t even have a seed, but you dare to call yourself an uncle?!
One person chased and one person escaped. Tang Xuanzang deliberately retreated, and Huang Mei was attacked by anger. Where can he see the clue?
When he arrived in the melon field, Tang Xuanzang saw so many watermelons, and tears almost flowed out, because the hair was about to turn into watermelons! Don’t you know that watermelons can curse people?
Tang Xuanzang looked at the changing Maitreya Buddha in the distance and said inwardly, "You are cruel!" When his body rolled, he crawled into the vine, and turned into a big watermelon.
But Tang Xuanzang wanted to cry, why didn’t he turn around? He turned into a watermelon in all directions. No, he tried harder, and he actually had a thorny watermelon! Is this the rhythm of turning into a hedgehog?
Maitreya came over, looked at Tang Xuanzang, who had changed the watermelon, smiled bitterly, and sent a voice transmission: "I don't work hard, I'll make you trouble like this. Take out your long thorny watermelon, who dares to eat it?"
"If you talk about it, I will become a cactus, which happens to be a thorn!" Tang Xuanzang said dissatisfied.
Maitreya Buddha smiled, but then he patted the watermelon, and then the watermelon turned into a beautiful ripe melon, which looked like a sweet and ripe watermelon.
Maitreya was relieved and threw Tang Xuanzang into the vine, which made Tang Xuanzang grin. Damn this Maitreya must have done it on purpose.
Huang Mei ran out of her mouth and tongue, and she was three or five miles away. She was cursing along the way with Tang Xuanzang, and she felt even more upset. Seeing a watermelon shed in front of her, Huang Mei saw the thatched hut and walked over and shouted, "Which watermelon is the type?"
Maitreya turned into a melon-seeding woman and came out of the straw hut and said, "King, this watermelon is from a villain."
Huang Mei asked, "Where are there ripe melons?"
Maitreya nodded and said, "There are ripe melons."
Huang Mei was in a bad mood. Seeing so many watermelons, she naturally wanted to eat them and said, "Pick a cooked one for me quickly. I will eat them to quench my thirst."
Maitreya Buddha turned his back to Huang Qiao and hooked up at Tang Xuanzang, meaning you should hurry up and get over.
Tang Xuanzang was immediately unhappy. You just threw me as a ball and let me get away with it for several times. Now I'm asking me to come over again.
Sorry! You asked me to get out. Now I'm far away and can't come back.
He simply lay down and didn't move, and then Maitreya Buddha hooked his fingers again, but Tang Xuanzang still didn't move. Maitreya Buddha smiled and shook his head. With his fingers moving, Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but fly up and landed in Maitreya's hand.
Maitreya Buddha handed the watermelon to Huangmei and said, "Please eat with you, the king!"
Huangmei didn't know how to detect it. She took the watermelon and ate it when she opened her mouth. However, Tang Xuanzang turned into a sucking light, and it penetrated into her throat with a gurgling sound.
Tang Xuanzang was moving quickly, but when he thought that I actually ran into a woman's belly.
But this woman is really soft when she touches her belly. If she is fucking here... I dare not think about it or not!
Having said that, Tang Xuanzang was not vague. He still punched twice from time to time, then played with the trampoline, touching the tender skin while punching. But the yellow eyebrows outside were crying in pain, and he tossed and turned around on the melon field. After a while, he pressed the watermelon field and slashed the wheat field.
Huang Mei was not as powerful as before at this moment. She grinned in pain, her eyes were filled with tears, and she shouted: "It hurts so much! Who can save me in my belly!"
Maitreya Buddha smiled slightly, but revealed his true appearance and said to Huangmei: "Are you a damn beast! Do you still recognize me?"
Huang Mei raised her head in horror. When she saw someone, she hurriedly knelt on the ground, rubbed her stomach with both hands, kowtowed repeatedly, and cried and said, "Master, I will surround my life! I will never dare to do it again!"
Maitreya looked at her miserable appearance and shouted: "Jin Chan, spare her!"
Tang Xuan hid inside and hadn't touched it yet... I haven't played enough yet. He heard Maitreya say, "If you make me turn into a watermelon, I will turn into a watermelon! If you make me dizzy into a stomach, I will just start touching it now... If you don't start playing, you will let me come out again! Don't do it!"
"What do you want?" Maitreya was not bothered, as if he knew there would be this place.
"You boy, you have to follow me!" Tang Xuanzang said in a muffled voice: "There are not enough poor people, you know too! Otherwise, I will pee inside and defecate!"
Maitreya Buddha: "..."
When Huang Mei heard Tang Xuanzang say she wanted to pee inside, her face turned pale and she burst into tears: "Saint... Monk, I... I was wrong... Please don't!"
Maitreya Buddha laughed heartlessly, which made Tang Xuanzang in his stomach very dissatisfied. He pinched the flesh next to him a few times. Huang Mei realized her stomach in pain, and her face turned pale in an instant, but what Tang Xuanzang said made him even more frustrated!
Tang Xuanzang hummed, "If you don't care, I won't come out. My daily life is here, such as going to the toilet, taking a bath, etc."
"You are so good! You are like your eldest disciple, you like to make conditions and act like a scoundrel. Sun Wukong was like this at the beginning, but you learned it. Although Sun Wukong is not as shameless as you!" Maitreya Buddha scolded, but he didn't say much: "Even if you don't say it, I will let Huang Mei follow you to the West! Just treat it as a training for her, so let it do this! She has three junior sisters, and she also sneaked out and was taken down by me. Come out quickly, I will give you all her junior sisters!"
Tang Xuanzang then gave up and said to Huang Mei: "Open your mouth! Wait until I come out."
Huang Mei felt so sad in her heart. Unexpectedly, she was secretly mourned by this Tang Funeral! I don’t know that this guy really didn’t do anything dirty inside. Thinking about it, I really burst into tears, full of sadness and desolation.
Huang Mei thought a lot, but now she was in a state of pain in her heart, so when she heard Tang Xuanzang say this, she quickly opened her mouth.
Tang Xuanzang naturally jumped out and showed his true form.
Huang Mei lost her stomach ache. Under Maitreya's gaze, her body swayed, but she changed back to her true form.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!