Chapter 210 I want a bellyband
After walking like this for three or five days, suddenly a group of robbers rushed out of a hill ahead, surrounding Tang Xuanzang and the others.
"Battle... Robbery!" a man with long hair sniffed, shouted: "That monk, stretch out your feet and let us look at your feet!"
Tang Xuanzang was also drunk. He had seen robbery of wealth and lust, but he had never seen robbery.
Do people nowadays have foot fetishism? But that's true for women! Why are you so interested in the feet of me, a man?
Tang Xuanzang was puzzled and asked, "Why is it me?"
"We the king said that we should find a man with three black moles on the soles of his feet, then cut off his feet and send them to the village." The long-haired man explained with a big knife.
Tang Xuanzang was stunned for a moment? Could it be that he had such a perverted hobby in ancient times?!
"Do you have three moles? Why do you do this?" Tang Xuan asked in a hid, "Is it because he has a mole on the bottom of his feet?"
"We the king said that people with three moles are ungrateful people and need to be killed! We are waiting here. Get off the horse quickly and wait until we check. If there are no moles, we will let you go and we can go to drink."
To be honest, Tang Xuanzang had never paid attention to the soles of his feet. Anyway, before traveling through time, there was no such thing under his feet. You should know that people with moles under his feet are said to be on the stars, especially those with seven black moles. They are very amazing big shots, and they often want to become nobles of the emperor.
Tang Xuanzang turned over and got off the horse, too lazy to look at his soles, and waved his hand and said, "It's hot and angry. You don't want to die, get out of here!"
Yoho!
When the robbers heard Tang Xuanzang's threat, they all laughed, as if they had heard the funnyest joke. Then more than 20 robbers approached, and the leading long-haired man shouted: "I'm counting down now. If you count it to one, if you don't show me the soles of your feet, you will all be finished!"
Then, Tang Xuanzang and Wukong stood still. Just watching, the robbers also noticed something strange. If they were ordinary, they would have been panicked when they heard this news, either fled or quickly showed their soles.
They have never seen people like this who are full of indifferent faces. They are abnormal and are evil, and these robbers are not fools.
"Be careful, these people are a bit demon!" The leading man with long hair obviously noticed the abnormality, but they did not stop at their feet, but slowly approached Tang Xuanzang and the others.
When they found the best attack position, the long-haired man roared first, waved the knife, and slashed at Tang Xuanzang's head. He was extremely fast, but he started steadily and accurately. Even a martial arts master would praise him when he saw this move.
However, in Tang Xuanzang's eyes, no matter how fast his movements were, it seemed to have been slowed down by millions of times in his eyes. Tang Xuanzang did not move, and let the long-haired man slash his neck with the knife.
"Bang!" The sharp long sword broke into two pieces, and fear surged onto the face of the long-haired man. The out-of-cord face seemed to have seen a ghost.
"Impossible!" The long-haired man raised his foot and kicked the softest waist and abdomen.
"Ah!!" A heart-wrenching scream came out from the long-haired man. He clearly heard that when his right leg kicked the other person's waist, it was like he was kicking the iron plate.
"Crack!" With strong force, the right leg was fractured on the spot, and the right leg flipped ninety degrees from the middle, which looked particularly terrifying. The long-haired man lost his balance and fell to the ground. Tang Xuanzang glanced at him and asked, "Do you still have to look at the bottom of the foot?"
"Who are you?" The long-haired man knew this time, and this time he kicked the iron plate: "What are you still standing there? Don't give it to me!"
However, no one stepped forward because they instantly became a useless person when they saw the boss. The most important thing was that this monk was invulnerable to swords and guns.
Others don’t know that the boss’s hand was a treasure sword, or it was given by their village leader, but this treasure sword could not cause any damage to the monk at all.
"Monster!" I don't know who started, shouted, and threw down all the weapons and fled.
Tang Xuanzang smiled, took off his shoes, and said to himself: "I haven't paid attention to the soles of my feet."
Then, Tang Xuanzang was completely confused because there were three black moles on his right foot, which were decorated in triangles.
This scene was naturally seen by the long-haired man. His eyes were wide open and he exclaimed: "I... I thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect it to be true! There are really three moles in this world! What a pity, king, I saw this person, but I couldn't go back."
"Let's go." Tang Xuanzang raised his hand and put on his shoes. He was thinking in his heart that he would look at the bottom of his feet. They were all a group of weirdos.
"What should he do?" Sun Wukong pressed the golden cudgel against the long-haired man's head. Seeing her appearance, he wanted to end his meaning with a stick.
Tang Xuanzang shook his head and said, "Forget it, someone will deal with him."
Sun Wukong put away the golden cudgel with a pity and sighed: "I haven't killed anyone for a long time, my hands are very itchy!"
"So, are you planning to massacre the weak?" Tang Xuanzang deliberately provoked her, and Wukong snorted, not saying anything.
There was a small episode, no one took it seriously. The team of people who learned to learn continued to move forward. Before they could go far, they heard a woman shouting from behind: "Stop for me!"
"What's the situation?" Tang Xuanzang looked back and saw a tall woman flying over. She was wearing purple clothes, a melon-shaped face, and curved willow eyebrows, which was so beautiful.
"Don't stop for me!" the woman in purple shouted from afar.
This woman was so cool that Tang Xuanzang and others stopped naturally and looked at her curiously.
Tang Xuanzang asked intentionally: "Hey! Beautiful girl! Is there anything you need to find us? If you ask for directions, you will find a mistake. I am not familiar with you yet. If you rob, you will definitely not be our opponent. If you are with us, please bring your own dry food! Finally, if you want to find **, I am happy to serve you!"
"You injured me, right?" The woman in purple swept over everyone's heads, and a beautiful front flip fell steadily. She held a sword in her hand, her apricot eyes were full of evil, and she stared at Tang Xuanzang like this.
"Is that your subordinate?" Tang Xuanzang asked back, "You are the mountain king they said? Didn't you see that you still have this ability? You actually want to be the queen!" Tang Xuanzang asked casually, but his eyes were looking at the woman in purple!
The woman in purple was extremely dissatisfied with Tang Xuanzang's eyes eating fruits, and said coldly: "In my fairy Zixia, no one has ever dared to be arrogant. You guys dare to attack my subordinates. Monk, show me your soles!"
"Zixia?" Tang Xuanzang and the expression of seeing the ghost subconsciously turned their heads to look at Wukong. Wukong also looked at Tang Xuanzang and asked, "Bald donkey, what do you think I'm doing?"
"Nothing." Tang Xuanzang shook his head. Everything has changed. Now Sun Wukong is not the Supreme Treasure. What's even more terrifying is that Sun Wukong has become a woman.
Not only that, Sun Wukong also has a twin sister, the plot changes so much, Zixia, you may never find the person you like.
Fairy Zixia saw the monk shaking his head alone and talking nonsense, and said angrily: "Die monk, do you have to do it?"
"What are you doing? If you have something to say, why are you so fierce? You are such a beautiful girl, so manly, will you damage your image?" Tang Xuanzang began to speak.
When Fairy Zixia saw him frivolous, she snorted: "I saw that you were a Buddhist disciple, so I was treated with three politeness to you. I don't want you to cherish it myself. If you hurt me, don't cause trouble for you! I heard from my soldier that you have three black moles on the bottom of your feet."
"Fairy Zixia, you like to look at the soles of people's feet, it's wrong to do this." Tang Xuanzang advised: "As a man, if you see my soles of people, then I must marry you!"
"Bold! You dare to take advantage of me." Fairy Zixia was so respectful. When she heard this, she was furious: "You, a monk, dare to say such words. Are you still a Buddhist disciple?"
Tang Xuanzang sighed deeply and said, "Fairy Zixia, what are you doing so excited? Those who don't know thought I was taking advantage of you, but this is the tradition of our hometown! Whenever a girl sees the soles of her feet, she must marry that woman, otherwise she will never live to be thirty years old!"
"Absurd!" Fairy Zixia didn't believe it at all: "Where did you come from the lie? Stop talking nonsense. If you don't take off your shoes, I'll chop your legs!"
"Fairy Zixia, it's wrong for you to do this! My soles of my feet are like your bellyband, all of which are deadly things. If you do this, you will be dying!" Tang Xuanzang made a super vivid metaphor: "Otherwise, Fairy Zixia, as long as you agree to marry me, I promise to take off your shoes and show you the soles of my feet. I will show you how many times you want to see it."
When Xiaoqing saw his master chatting with the girl openly, he angrily leaned into Wukong's ear and said, "Senior Sister, Master has forgotten everything when he sees the beauty."
"Aren't men like this? And it's his blessing to be attracted to by a bald donkey!" Unexpectedly, Wukong actually protected Tang Xuanzang and said super philosophical words.
Then, Zhu Ziqing, Ao Xue, Sha Hongye and others all opened their mouths wide and stared at their senior sister incredibly, as if they heard something unimaginable.
Did this come from the senior sister?
Can't believe it? It seems that since the last time, the senior sister stayed in the bald donkey's tent for a night, she seemed to be particularly gentle to the bald donkey these days, and she would get into the bald donkey's tent alone. In less than two or three hours, she wouldn't come out at all.
Could it be that they? The guys are all humans and have thought of an extremely amazing fact.
Then, they began to look at Wukong with worshipful eyes, and Wukong stared at them: "What do you think? Did my face grow flowers?"
"Nothing! Haha!" Xiaoqing and the others waved their hands quickly, saying that they didn't know anything. Just kidding. If the senior sister knew that they had penetrated everything, they would probably be angry and embarrassed. Then the one who was unlucky would be him.
Therefore, I was decisive and pretended to be deaf and dumb.
Fairy Zixia was originally a wick beside the Buddha Tathagata. She had just obtained this magic power as she listened to the Buddha's lecture. At this moment, she was so angry that she was trembling all over when she heard Tang Xuanzang frivolously. But looking at the monk's innocent appearance, it didn't seem to be lying to him. However, it was really hateful to think that the thief actually used a bellyband as a comparison: "Monk, how can you speak so frivolously and act as a Buddhist son?"
Tang Xuanzang took a step back and shouted, "Okay! I am just a layman. You are a civilized person. Please, can you change the method? I still have something to do. Then I will tell you, because you are a woman, I won't fight you. Don't think I'm afraid of you."
Fairy Zixia laughed instead of anger and said, "I want to thank you for not killing you."
"You're welcome, this is what I should do." Tang Xuanzang accepted shamelessly: "Okay, the weather is very hot, so don't block my way, otherwise it will be really roasted in a while."
"Sole of feet!" Fairy Zixia roared!
"Belly band!" Tang Xuanzang also roared!
"Sole of the foot! The last time!" Fairy Zixia was angry. Seeing how other people's bellybands said so confidently!
"Belly! More than the last time!" Tang Xuanzang replied angrily!
"The last time, the soles of the feet!" Fairy Zixia said, touching the purple gold bracelet on her wrist with one hand, afraid that she really wanted to attack.
"Your bellyband is red! There is a lotus flower on it, it's so beautiful." Tang Xuanzang instantly penetrated the inside, of course, this also became the key and the fuse to ignite the explosives.
Chapter completed!