Chapter 208 On the Size of the White Rabbit
Tang Xuanzang grinned and shouted at the Liu'er Mihou in the sky: "How is it? I'm right?"
The six-eared macaque grinned, and there was no delicate appearance he had just now. His eyes were red at this moment, and he fell into a state of rage.
"Tang Funeral! Are you playing tricks on me?" Liu'er Mihou did not deny it.
At this moment, the real Wukong and Xiaoqing and the others came over, especially the real Wukong looked at Tang Xuanzang with admiration: "Master, how did you do it?"
"How did it do it?" Tang Xuanzang smiled, but did not answer.
Tang Xuanzang was just pretending, which made several apprentices go crazy and gather around them all, pulling Tang Xuanzang, all wanting to know how Tang Xuanzang sees through it.
Liu'er Mihou looked at the extremely happy scene below and said furiously: "You bastards! Do you really think I'm air?"
"Oh, wait!" Tang Xuanzang raised his head and asked Liu'er Mihou to remain calm, but he continued to play with his disciples.
"Kill you!" The neglected Liu'er Mihou opened his mouth and saw a circle of red light rushing out and blasting towards the location where Tang Xuanzang was.
Before Tang Xuanzang could do anything, Wukong raised his hand and pinched it. Before the red light ball approached everyone, it had been crushed into pieces in the air.
Wukong roared at the sky: "I'll deal with you if I want to die for a while! Before killing you, I'll know your secret, so be honest with me."
Although Liu'er Mihou was furious, she also wanted to know what had made mistakes and would reveal her true identity in the other party's hands. This was almost impossible.
In this way, everyone looked at Tang Xuanzang and hoped that Tang Xuanzang would answer.
Tang Xuanzang enjoyed this kind of gaze very much. They were all good kids full of curiosity.
"Do you want to know?" Tang Xuanzang, who was ungrateful, chanted his appetite again.
Everyone was nodding with chickens pecking at rice, and six-eared macaques nodded subconsciously.
Tang Xuanzang smiled and glanced at Liu'er Mihou. For some reason, Liu'er Mihou felt that the other person's eyes looked at him again. Thinking of this, her face turned red inexplicably.
"The size of the white rabbit, after measuring his eyes and further practicing with his hands, he finally confirmed this! Liu'er Mihou, you are the little white rabbit, and my Wukong is the big white rabbit!" Tang Xuanzang said with a smug smile.
Everyone was dizzy, but Wukong understood the meaning, and at this moment he was so embarrassed that he wanted to get into the ground.
Because, in the past, Tang Xuanzang liked to do such things, and while massaged, he said that this could become bigger.
Unexpectedly, I didn’t expect it! Today, bald donkeys can distinguish between true and false by relying on the so-called feel?
It sounds funny, but I have to accept it!
"Master, what are you talking about? What white rabbit?" Ao Xue looked confused, including Liu'er Mihou, also looked confused.
Then, Tang Xuanzang smiled even more evilly. He stretched out his dragon claw hand and subconsciously grabbed his chest: "Do you mean the size of this place? Liu'er Mihou, yours is too small! I can tell at a glance?!"
Plop!
This was simply a super collapsed fact. Liu'er Mihou couldn't hold it in one breath and fell from the sky with anger. As for Zhu Ziqing, Ao Xue, Sha Hongye and others all fell to the ground. Obviously, they were so angry that they couldn't smile that they were so tender that they were so furious that they were so tender that they were so furious that they were so tender that they were so tender that they were sore.
Tang Xuanzang smiled and said, "I am a genius!"
Then, I heard Ao Xue and the others laughing promiscuously, and they laughed back and forth, which deeply stimulated Liu'er Mihou.
"Tang Funeral, you forced me! I'm going to kill you! I'll tear you into pieces!" Liu'er Mihou said, approaching Tang Xuanzang.
"Do you think I am you! I am not forced!" Tang Xuanzang smiled extremely evilly, "But if you kill me, it won't be big there!"
"Bold! Your opponent is me!" Shingoku stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers at Liu'er Mihou.
Tang Xuanzang waved his hands to several disciples and said, "You all dodge your master and let your master deal with her!"
"Tang Funeral! You are so brave. You really think you want to deal with me?" Liu Er Mihou said gritting her teeth.
Tang Xuanzang smiled and said, "Can we talk? How bad is fighting and killing? How disharmonious it is. We are all civilized people, why have to fight?"
"You didn't talk to me in this tone just now." Liu Er Mihou said grimly: "Don't you think it's too late to say such words? If you beg me for mercy now, I might make you die more happily."
"Don't do this! Besides, you become Wukong, and you have to kill me! Are you sick in your mind?" Tang Xuanzang, who was originally a hippie, looked even more serious when he said that, so that his last sentence was like a roar.
"Then go and die! Why do you do so much nonsense!" Liu Er Mihou couldn't wait, kicked his feet and the person had already arrived in front of Tang Xuan's hiding.
Liu'er Mihou almost hid his face with Tang Xuan, and Liu'er Mihou punched him: "Dare to laugh at the little people in my place! They are all dead! You should die too!"
It turns out that this is the real reason to kill Tang Xuanzang!
However, her punch was empty.
"I'm so scared! Don't kill me!" At some point, Tang Xuanzang had already flashed behind Liu'er Mihou, looking very scared, but Liu'er Mihou was even more annoyed: "It's useless to beg for mercy! Today, no one can save you!"
"Is it useless to shout out loud?" Tang Xuanzang asked intentionally.
"Yes! Even if you call the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, no one can save you today!" Liu'er Mihou turned around and locked down all the routes that Tang Xuanzang could escape. She had confirmed that as long as she pushed forward step by step, the next moment, she could kill this mortal with no power.
"Don't come over!" Tang Xuanzang covered his chest: "Come here again, I'm going to call!"
"Hahahahaha!" Liu'er Mihou laughed so hard that she leaned back and forth, so she didn't realize that she had erected the little white rabbit on her chest again.
"Go to die!" This time, Liu'er Mihou unexpectedly killed Tang Xuanzang.
But before her fist was stretched out, she found that Tang Funghuan, who was like a reptile, had already attacked first, and once again used 100% dragon claw hand, and was in line with her little white rabbit's position.
"Ah!" The scream that pierced the sky sounded again: "Tang Funeral, you shameless person! I'll kill you!"
Tang Xuanzang laughed: "I will catch the dragon claw hand 100%! I will catch it! I will catch it again!"
Then, the screams of birds and beasts all avoided.
The Liu'er Mihou, who was originally majestic and brave, retreated step by step in front of the extremely powerful dragon claw hand and fled in a panic. Every time he was hit, his painful and enjoyable expression was truly amazing.
Tang Xuanzang was having a lot of fun, one catch! Two catch! Three catch! At the end, he laughed strangely and said, "Don't escape, let me take care of you for great health! Let you turn from a white rabbit into a big white rabbit! Don't resist! The more you resist, the stronger you become. I know that you have fallen in love with this feeling, and do you like this kind of behavior very much! Don't control it, let yourself go!"
"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu! Demon!" Liu'er Mihou was caught and cried in Tang Xuanzang's continuous capture of the little white rabbit, and she was finally caught and cried: "Tang Funeral! Don't catch it again!"
"What's that OK? You're going to kill me!" Tang Xuanzang continued to stretch out his hand and made a move to reach out, as if he was using a big move: "That's it! I have to use my last move, a super big move!"
Super 100% Invincible Dragon Claw Hand!!
Tang Xuanzang's face was serious, his hands were in the shape of a dragon's claw. As his constant heightening sound, the six-eared macaque not far away could no longer bear it, especially when he saw the other party's constantly shaking claws, he subconsciously felt a pain and a itch in his chest.
Ahhhhhhhh!
"No! I admit defeat! Don't catch me, wuwuwu!" Under the strengthened Dragon Claw, even the powerful Six-Eared Mihou was completely defeated.
"I really admit defeat?" Tang Xuanzang asked subconsciously: "Don't play tricks! Otherwise, the ultimate dragon claw hand will make you worse than death."
The collapsed Liu'er Mihou who had been caught only wanted to escape the destruction of the dragon's hand and the magic claws!
Acknowledge it! Acknowledge it!
Tang Xuanzang nodded and said, "You are already my woman!"
When you say this, you will feel a strong smell of a big boss! But it is true that you have caught so many times, and Liu'er Mihou guessed that he wants to die.
Tang Xuanzang suddenly said to Liu'er Mihou: "Do you feel dissatisfied with Xiao Liu'er? Then what are you going to do?"
"I want to fight you one-on-one!" Liu'er Mihou shouted: "Do you dare? Tang Funeral, let's fight one-on-one with dignified one-on-one, don't use such despicable means, such as using the dragon claw hand or something?"
Tang Xuanzang was stunned, looked at his disciples left and right, and sneered: "Did you hear it? This girl said she wanted to fight me alone!"
Several apprentices laughed heartlessly: "Liu Er Mihou, I think you are crazy! Fighting one-on-one with our master? How did you lose just now? Have you forgotten?"
Liu'er Mihou disagreed. In her opinion, her failure was because Tang Funghuan used shameless dragon claw hands and attacked her sensitive position, which was simply unforgivable.
If someone dared to treat him like this, she would definitely twist her neck off and tear him to pieces! How could he let him stand here so well?
However, since I met this bald donkey, I was extremely unlucky. Not only did I bully her, I also had to endure this humiliation.
However, Liu'er Mihou has her plans. Tang Xuanzang and Bai Ze have a battle, and their strength will definitely decline. So, this is her opportunity, so she yelled out: "One-on-one fight!"
"What? Tang Funeral? Are you afraid? Or do you just use those despicable means to insult me, a girl?" Liu Er Mihou deliberately angered Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang laughed loudly, naturally understood the meaning of Liu'er Mihou's words, and stretched out his hand and said, "Yes! You are just saying that I am despicable! You confront me as a weak woman! Okay, I accept your challenge and promise not to use the means of the Dragon Claw Hand!"
"I hope you keep your promise!" Hearing this sentence, the Liu'er Mihou's expression seemed to have changed at all, but he was already happy. Without the Dragon Claw Hand, how could you be my opponent!
Tang Funeral, you fool, after a few words, you forget what you should do. Wait! You are finished.
"Liuer Er Mihou, are you ready?" Tang Xuanzang waved his hand, and then he and Wukong and his group of disciples surrounded Liu Er Mihou in the middle.
Liu'er Mihou was stunned and said angrily: "Tang Funeral, what do you mean? Didn't you agree to be a one-on-one fight?"
Tang Xuanzang smiled and looked as if he was right: "Yes, I promised to fight alone!"
"Nonsense! There are so many of you, this is called a group fight! How is it a one-on-one fight?" The Liu'er Mihou, who was deceived, was really angry. She began to suspect that monks are kind and wise, but this bald donkey seems to like to coax people?
"You said you are fighting one-on-one? There are so many of us who fight you one-on-one, why not fight one-on-one?" Tang Xuanzang said very formally, and then Liu'er Mihou completely collapsed: "You...you...I'm fighting with you!"
Then, the poor Liu'er Mihou was surrounded by Wukong and the others, and then beaten up, which was so miserable that it was hard to bear it.
Then, the miserable Liu'er Macaque fell asleep on the ground in despair, looked up at the sky, and she was covered in bruises and she shed tears of sadness in grief.
It’s not because I was beaten, it’s not because I was defeated, it’s because I was too lonely alone!
Just because Tang Xuanzang actually deceived him and treated her in a group fight, she was fooled by a bald donkey!
This emotion made Liu'er Mihou feel broken, and as himself, who is comparable to Sun Wukong's combat power, he ended up like this.
"It's better to let me die!" Liu'er Mihou thought so, his heart extremely dark.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!