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Chapter 154

"I put that kind of medicine." Tang Xuanzang said implicitly: "Just let you go to the toilet repeatedly, you will definitely not be able to get up."

Hahahaha! Then, the two apprentices laughed wildly without integrity.

I have reported strong laxatives and I originally planned to play with them, but it depends on the effect, it is very obvious.

The three great immortals just treat it as a meeting ceremony. I hope you can come up tomorrow in the palace.

Powerful laxatives are extremely powerful, and professional pranks are just as good as knocking down!

Tang Xuanzang pointed out this layer, causing everyone to burst into laughter and spread throughout the hall. After a while, the three great immortals pulled their clothes and came in awkwardly. The Great Immortal of Huli asked, "Three grandpas, why can't we stop after we pulled them three or five times? Why is this?"

Wukong opened his eyes and said with a smile: "That's because you have insufficient magic power and there are too many impurities in your body. Judging from your situation, if you don't pull it forty-nine times, the impurities in your body can be emptied."

ah?!

The three great immortals looked at each other, and their legs were shaking after these three or five times. If they finished forty-nine times, wouldn’t they have to help them walk?

Seeing that they were afraid, Wukong said deliberately: "Everyone said that it is difficult to achieve the Tao. This holy water is rare and unavailable to ordinary people. You can endure some pain, but you have immortality. Why do you have to make such an expression? If you are unwilling to live forever, I will collect the holy water in your body and let you continue to survive the suffering of the six realms of reincarnation."

This is a lot of meaning. When choosing between pain and immortality, the Great Immortal of Huli knelt down anxiously and said, "Grandpa, we are guilty! This great kindness is a huge benefit. If we have this opportunity, we must naturally grasp it. It is natural to care about any torture. It is better than the great disaster to overcome the tribulation."

Wukong nodded and said, "Remember, after pulling this number forty-nine times, we will reach the Great Perfection!"

"Let's remember." Huli Li Daxian, Lu Li Daxian, and Yang Li Daxian responded hurriedly.

Tang Xuanzang covered his mouth with his hands, and was already laughing and rolling down the platform. Wukong has learned to harm people now, so why are he doing it forty-nine times? This child is cruel enough.

If these immortals have been dragged forty-nine times, can they still go to court tomorrow?

"Let's retreat! We are going to return to the Heavenly Palace, too." Wukong could not hold it out, and he looked serious. It was too hard.

The three great immortals naturally retreated respectfully, but in fact they couldn't bear it. What the grandfathers said was like hearing the immortal sound, so they quickly retreated and looked for the place of reincarnation in the five grains.

After confirming that the three of them left the Sanqing Temple, several of them showed the lineup. Ao Xue laughed, pointed at Wukong with her finger, and exclaimed: "Senior Sister, you are becoming more and more like a master now, and you are cheating so thoroughly."

Wukong glanced at her and said, "What do you mean? Are you praising me? Or mocking me?"

Ao Xuelian said he didn't dare to do it, and added: "These three Taoist priests have profound magical powers. Why don't they practice well? They go to the mortal kingdom to be a national master, and ask them for rain and pray for blessings. What are the benefits?"

"The benefits? Of course, they are the benefits given by the Heavenly Court." Tang Xuanzang said casually.

The three disciples looked at the master in confusion, and Tang Xuanzang reminded: "The Heavenly Court naturally doesn't want to see this matter of looking for books. Otherwise, Erlang Shen wouldn't have sent to capture Wukong, and there are also what Li Jing did. Would the big men of the Heavenly Court not know?"

Wukong said angrily: "I really didn't expect that so many years have passed, and I still dare to put my ideas on us. It seems that I still have to go to heaven to compete with them."

Tang Xuanzang raised his hand and comforted him: "Now they will not do so recklessly. As far as I see, these three people are all roadblockers assigned by the Heavenly Court. This means that the Heavenly Court just wants to destroy the matter of finding books, but they don't want to tear off their faces and ruin the reputation of the Heavenly Court. If they really anger the Buddha of the Western Heavenly Court, they are afraid that the old guys in the Heavenly Court will have to consider it."

In general, although it is a guess, the facts are very consistent with the current situation.

"What should we do now? Master?" Zhu Ziqing asked: "Sister Sister, the Heavenly Court is not as unbearable as I imagined. A powerful person is not just a Erlang Shen, a real strong man. When you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, no one of them appeared. I believe you know better than us."

As soon as this was said, even if Wukong was not afraid of the heaven or the earth, he had to nod. Zhu Ziqing said nothing wrong. When he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, almost no real power and the big shots took action. Later, Wukong even knew that the ancient powers behind the Heavenly Court seemed to be slowly awakening, but because of the arrival of the Buddha, the terrifying aura gradually disappeared.

"What should I do? Follow me, even if it's a sea of ​​swords and fire, the end of the universe, I will take you there, let alone a small book search!" Tang Xuanzang said bravely, causing all the apprentices to raise their heads, and they were all moved. There was no way. All the things that bald donkeys did along the way were for them. They saw it in their eyes and remembered it in their hearts, and how could they forget it?

Just like the ginseng fruit that was originally given to Mengmeng and Ao Xue without saying a word, the two little guys kept it in mind. In order to repay the losses, their master even had to accompany Zhen Yuanzi, the big witch, to suffer from the other party's destruction.

Master, you have really suffered for us.

"Master, you are so great!" Zhu Ziqing was the first to flatter him.

"Master, I have grown up and I want to protect you." Ao Xue also said loudly.

Wukong was stunned for a while, but did not shout anything. Instead, he approached the bald donkey and whispered: "Master, if you finish looking for a book, I will be Master's woman, the only woman to Master."

Boom! The lethality of this sentence is really too strong, especially for a big monster who is rampant in the Three Realms. The Monkey King, who has always been powerful and strong, never bows his head, suddenly one day, he murmured this sentence in your ears in a delicate way.

It was almost a crazy summon. Tang Xuanzang's nose blood flowed down shamefully again, and the roots of his ears were burning violently, and then spread to his face. Tang Xuanzang felt that his whole head seemed to be burning.

"Be your teacher...be your teacher..." Tang Xuanzang opened his mouth, trying to say something.

But in an instant, it seemed as if it was just a little better. Wukong, Zhu Ziqing, and Ao Xue rushed over from three different angles and hugged Tang Xuanzang tightly.

"Life and die together!" The disciples said in unison, and Tang Xuanzang was stunned. What's the pity he had?

Everything is worth it.

"What are you worried about? We haven't reached that point yet?" Tang Xuanzang quickly comforted, but he was thinking in his heart that there was Guanyin protecting him and the Buddha Tathagata who had never met. After all, I was his former disciple, so how could I be unlucky?

As for the guys in Heaven, he is too lazy to pay attention to them now. When the journey to the scriptures is over, these grandsons will still dare to be sarcastic. By that time, it will not be a matter of verbal scattering.

Tang Xuanzang grinned and said, "When that time, whoever dares to swear will kill anyone!

Well, why does it seem that I can easily fall into a heroic plot after being a funeral in the Tang Dynasty?

It’s okay to show off, but you can’t help but hold your thighs.

Besides, he has so many girls to take care of, so he is not afraid of death, but people cannot die without understanding, and they cannot die with cowards. Of course, the most important thing is that after enjoying so many girls, of course they have to live.

Thinking of this, Tang Xuanzang was in a better and better mood, and he put his hand behind the girl Wukong.

The girl Wukong said strangely: "Bald donkey, where are you touching me?"

"I'm measuring the size to see if you have gained weight recently. Come on, Ao Xue, don't run away, and you, Xiaoqing, don't be shy. You are really a light move for the master." Tang Xuanzang showed his true nature, and then chased the three panicked apprentices, but forgot about the three poor Taoist priests who were in the cottage, suffering in pain.

Of course, in their eyes, this is the suffering of immortality and nothing is it.

Ten times...eleven times...four times...twenty times...the Great Immortal of Tiger Power has begun to lose her virginity, and her mouth is so dry that it is peeling.

This is true for the Great Immortal of Tiger Power. As for the other two junior brothers, it would be even worse.

But although they were extremely painful, they all longed for the forty-nine appearances that distant. As long as they reached this number, they could attain enlightenment and become the ranks of immortality from then on.

Tang Xuanzang and the others had almost had enough trouble and dispersed. There were still many unfinished tributes on the platform. Naturally, a gust of wind swept away the clouds.

This time, I really had a big meal. The master and apprentice returned to the house with satisfaction. Sha Hongye still slept sweetly. Tang Xuanzang lay down and looked through the window, looking at the stars in the sky, thinking a lot.

Heavenly Court always intervened in the dark, and Tang Xuanzang had to be careful. If they were asked to use any means, it would be a problem.

Especially looking at the sleeping apprentices beside him, Tang Xuanzang felt that the burden on his shoulders was getting heavier and heavier, but the indescribable satisfaction also came to his heart, making him feel that all his efforts were worth it.

After nothing happened all night, they naturally wanted to enter the palace to change Guan Wen. The monks were walking on the streets in a swagger, attracting the attention of many people. Tang Xuanzang turned a blind eye. When he arrived at the entrance of the imperial city, Tang Xuanzang naturally asked for a notice from the Yellow Gate.

Any casual comments on the reputation of the Tang Dynasty naturally make people know. At this time, it was the morning court in the palace, and the little Huangs and others took the seal to meet the king of Chechi Kingdom.

Che Chi Kingdom was about forty years old, with turbid eyes and a little thin body. When he sat on the throne, he saw Huangmen reporting the matter and sneered: "The monks are really braver now. I admire the Tao and destroy Buddhism. Monks are all targets of arrest. These four monks are really brave. They dare to sway under the imperial city, and they are even more eager to see me. Come on, let the Imperial Guardians throw the four of them into the Heavenly Prison and ask for a date to be executed!"

As soon as these words were said, the leader of the Imperial Guards took the order. At this moment, the Grand Master hurriedly walked out and said, "Your Majesty, can't you?"

"The Grand Master stopped him? Why is this?" the king asked with some dissatisfaction.

The Grand Master was not panicked and reported, "Your Majesty, these four monks are not monks from our Chechi Kingdom, but monks from the Tang Kingdom in Dongtu. It is said that they are the brothers of the Tang King. If the four people are killed, the Tang Kingdom will investigate and attack them, and it will be unfair to make wars because of several monks?"

When the king heard this, his anger was gone, he thought for a while and said, "The Grand Master said it is reasonable. I heard that the Tang Dynasty in the East is a country of etiquette. These monks are all from the Tang Dynasty. They cannot disrupt the peace of our country because of this little thing. Come on, announce their visits, and let them leave quickly after changing Guan Wen."

The yellow gate retreated, and Tang Xuanzang and others were summoned and went to the hall. When the emperor saw the monk bringing a few girls who looked like flowers and jade, he was displeased and couldn't help but say, "Why did you monk bring women to the hall?"

Tang Xuanzang took a step forward, put his hands together, and said nonsense: "I am happy to be with the woman, it is natural."

Happiness Zen? The king of the country was slightly stunned. Although he was unclear, he was too lazy to ask more questions. Moreover, he had never liked monks and had no interest in them. He said, "Come on the book of exchange for Guanwen. After I use the seal, you will leave quickly. My country does not welcome monks here. You should not be fooled. If you are arrested, don't blame me for not reminding you.

Several of the apprentices were all above the top and played with themselves, not taking the King of Chechi Kingdom seriously at all.

The old king's attention was all on Tang Xuanzang, but he didn't notice a few women.

(End of this chapter)
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