Chapter 138 Two little girls
An ugly girl with no nose.
Red Child Children's Shoes obviously couldn't accept this cruel reality, and then grabbed Tang Xuanzang's arm and shouted for help, "I am the Holy Infant King, don't become a noseless girl."
"Then don't beat your nose." Tang Xuanzang said flatly: "If you do this, you will lose your nose sooner or later."
Red Boy said unwillingly: "Then how can I burn others in the future?"
"It's just not to burn it. As long as you spray the ordinary fire, isn't it the same amazing?" Tang Xuanzang began to coax Hongbo, and it was also a embarrassing her. A little girl really tried to prevent her from going crazy.
Red Boy opened his eyes wide and stared at Tang Xuanzang, as if he was weighing the pros and cons of the lack of nose and Samadhi True Fire. After a while, he had to say, "Then I will try not to use it."
"Try not to do it. According to my opinion on the condition of your nose, if you beat it again, your nose will definitely not fall." Tang Xuanzang exaggerated and spared no effort to exaggerate the harm of the collapsed nose.
After saying this, Red Boy covered his nose in horror, hesitated and said unwillingly: "Is it really that serious?"
"If you don't believe it, you can try it!" After the final conclusion, Tang Xuanzang decisively shattered the last trace of luck in Red Boy.
Fortunately, Wukong and the others are fine. After following him for so long, they have learned some of their own methods so that they will not be foolish in fighting the enemy to death.
He threatened Hongboy with no nose. Hongboy did not dare to use her trick anymore. Hongboy stared at Tang Funghuan and muttered: "I was very powerful just now, but I ate too many chicken wings. I just spit out the fire and burped a few times, which affected my performance. That, I'm hungry, roast some chicken wings for me to eat. I want to eat that kind of very big wings."
Believe it or not, I slap you to death. From the time you were caught, I have roasted so many chicken wings for you. I am so hungry again. Is your stomach connected to another space?
I had eaten three big pots just now, but now I'm yelling that I'm hungry, you're playing with me.
"If you call me dad, I can consider roasting chicken wings for you." Tang Xuanzang's eyes lit up, and he thought of the main task, and he could use chicken wings to seduce this little girl.
Hahaha, I am so smart.
Red Boy was rubbing his little nose lightly and asked in confusion: "What is Dad? Is it delicious?"
Tang Xuanzang shouted: "Eat and eat! Eat and eat! Eat or eat! Do you have any other ideas?"
"Isn't it eaten? What is that?" After Red Boy replied to normal, he was chasing Zhu Ziqing.
Tang Xuanzang touched his head and wanted to explain that his father was his father. I was a little embarrassed.
By the way, is it really good for the ghost father?
Tang Xuanzang cleared his throat and said, "This... Dad and father mean the same thing."
Speaking of this, Tang Xuanzang glanced at Red Boy. Seeing her reaction, the little brat's big black eyes widened, and then stared at Tang Xuanzang and said, "You are not my father, my father is the Bull Demon King. However, I usually call him an old man, why do you call him dad?"
"It doesn't matter if you have a father. You can have an extra dad. I can support you in the future." Tang Xuanzang continued to bewitch him. This child doesn't seem stupid.
Red Boy said seriously: "Dad can only have one, I won't call you dad."
"But you call me dad, and dad will bake 10,000 wings for you. What do you think? In the future, dad can support you." Tang Xuanzang said the word "support" was particularly eye-catching.
"Children have no waist, so you can't hold it up." Hongboer corrected. Tang Xuanzang felt a stream of blood rushing to his forehead, and he was almost squirting out.
A stinky girl, you actually dare to sting words with me. I don’t believe it today, and I can’t handle you, little girl.
"That ten thousand roasted chicken wings!" Tang Xuanzang approached Hongbo'er and stretched out a finger. If you can't coax it, then you can do it with food.
Sure enough, Hong Boy, who emphasized again, subconsciously swallowed, stared at Tang Xuanzang's fingers, and said, "If you really bake ten thousand, I can consider it."
Tang Xuanzang reached out and said, "Okay, don't forget what you said."
Red Boy's eyes lit up and he said, "No problem, I must remember."
Tang Xuanzang said to Hongboer: "Then you go out first, I want to summon spells."
Red Boy blinked his eyes and said incredibly: "Can you change a lot of roasted chicken wings?"
Tang Xuanzang nodded and smiled proudly: "Little brat, don't forget what you promised me."
Red Boy didn't believe it at all, and then said, "Let's talk about it when you change it."
Tang Xuanzang began to pretend to be a god and walked into an open stone hall. Red Boy had already made a lot of big jars just for the purpose of installing chicken wings.
Tang Xuan hid the system and found a bar of roasted chicken wings in the system store. He bought a quantity of 10,000 yuan. Then he saw the overwhelming roasted chicken wings falling down.
Red Boy had never seen such a scene. He opened his mouth wide in surprise, then clapped his palms happily, and finally rushed into the hill made of chicken wings.
This child was completely helpless. He lie in it and had a lot of fun eating. When Red Boy ate all the roasted chicken wings like a hill, Tang Xuanzang finally confirmed something. Red Boy's stomach and intestines are definitely connected to different time and space.
Looking at the hiccups of Red Boy, Tang Xuanzang leaned over and asked, "Are you full? Are you feeling well?"
Red Boy nodded repeatedly, stood up with great difficulty, and said, "I am really full this time and can't eat anymore."
"Then call me dad quickly." Tang Xuanzang was already impatient. He had been wasting so much time on this little girl. If he didn't get it done, I would really be rude.
Red Boy replied with an innocent look on his face: "Call you call your dad? Why do you call your dad?"
Tang Xuanzang was originally smiling, but when he saw the Red Boy pretending to be stupid and pretending to be so innocent, Tang Xuanzang was immediately angry.
I ate 10,000 chicken wings of my monk. Now I ask you to call me dad. You pretend that you can't remember anything. Do you really think I am a soft persimmon?
"Do you shout?" Tang Xuanzang said coldly.
Red Boy suddenly saw Tang Xuanzang's eyes full of time, and completely changed his appearance with his smiling face. Red Boy obviously did not expect that Tang Xuanzang would suddenly turn against him.
Tang Xuanzang was thinking about completing the task of "Where are you going to, Dad?", but Red Boy said: "My father is Bull Demon King, I only have him, and I can't call you dad."
Tang Xuanzang chuckled and lifted the little brat up and shouted: "Give you one last chance, call me dad, otherwise you will be beaten to make you bloom!"
"You dare!" Hongboer didn't know what Tang Funghuan did, so she suddenly took herself down. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break free. Tang Xuanzang laughed strangely: "Dad has been tolerating you for a long time. Since you are pretending to be crazy and stupid, don't blame me for being rude!"
Just as Tang Xuanzang was about to take action, he heard a roar outside.
"Red Boy, if you don't come out again, I will burn your Fire Cloud Cave!" Sun Wukong yelled and challenged Red Boy again.
Red Boy was angry and cursed: "This damn monkey is still over. Tang Funeral, let me down immediately. I want to go out to fight her one-on-one. This time I must burn her to death, burn her to ashes and come back."
Tang Xuanzang had a plan and said deliberately: "Little brat, I told you that you can't use the trick you just now. Your nose is already red. If you beat it again, you will lose your nose and no one can save you."
Well, when he heard Tang Xuanzang's intimidation, Hongbo subconsciously touched his nose, and his heart was so conflicted.
If you don’t use the trick of pounding your nose, you will definitely not be able to beat Sun Wukong. If you just use the trick of pounding your nose, I will lose my nose.
Seeing Red Boy's pain, Tang Xuanzang felt so happy. He thought to himself that Wukong was very smart and that the enemy's strategy was really not overwhelming. Red Boy's conflict was so conflicted that he even lay down on his two sky-swelling braids.
"Tang Funeral, if I don't beat my nose, I will definitely not be able to beat her." Hongboer still knew her own: "I really don't want to become a noseless girl."
"Well, I know. As long as you call me dad, I will ask my disciple not to hit you or burn your Fire Cloud Cave. What do you think?"
Red Boy raised his head and looked at Tang Funghuan's appearance. He felt that this bastard was completely planning to take advantage of the situation. He immediately said angrily: "Hmph! I have other ways if I don't beat my nose!"
Then Red Boy took the little demons out again. After a while, Red Boy with a red nose returned to the cave again. Looking at her proud look, Tang Xuanzang thought to himself that this naughty child would have done something bad again.
"You idiot, have you beat your nose again?" Tang Xuanzang asked.
Red Boy asked the little demons to put the spitting train in place, shook their heads and said, "No, I just used the Samadhi True Fire I just used, but my nose is red now, it hurts so much."
Tang Xuanzang was speechless. This was completely a wise man. But the next moment, Tang Xuanzang couldn't laugh because she saw Zhu Ziqing surrounded by a group of little demons and pushed into the cave.
When Red Boy saw Tang Xuanzang's surprised look, he felt even happier and laughed: "I didn't expect that Tang Funeral, your second disciple has been caught by me."
Tang Xuanzang was speechless and couldn't help but shout, "Xiaoqing, why are you arrested?"
Zhu Ziqing was depressed. When he heard the master calling her, he immediately raised his head and became happy instantly.
Red Boy waved his hand: "You guys will go down for me."
The little demons naturally retreated, and then the Red Boy said with his hands behind his back: "Is Zhu Ziqing? Does he look taller than me with a pig's head? Isn't he caught by me? He has a defeated general."
One defeated general?!
This sentence obviously stimulated Zhu Ziqing. She said annoyedly: "If I hadn't fallen asleep, you could have caught me. If I weren't hungry, would you be my opponent?"
"Oh, don't you agree?" Hong Chi'er snorted, looking at the baking chicken wings not far away, and walked over: "You're here, just come, and I'll give this king a roast chicken wings from behind your master!"
The three words "Chicken wings" seem to carry magical power. When a foodie meets a big foodie, and when a little girl meets another little girl, it means that the matter of Mars hitting the earth is about to begin.
Zhu Ziqing's eyes instantly turned red, especially Zhu Ziqing, who was in a state of hunger, which is the most terrifying thing in the world.
At that time, Tang Xuanzang had seen Zhu Ziqing's power, and he didn't expect that Hongbo would mention the tempting food of chicken wings in front of the hungry guy.
"My! All the chicken wings are mine!" In the instant, the pig seemed to turn into a lightning bolt, and instantly threw the red boy to the ground, because she blocked the way forward for eating chicken wings.
Then the two little girls fought together, and Zhu Ziqing grabbed the chicken wings at the first time and chewed them. Hongbo's eyes were red with an anxious look: "Bastard, stop!"
What? Tell me not to eat? Damn it!
At this moment, Zhu Ziqing is invincible. Whoever dares to stop her in the face of delicious food will be the most miserable and inhumane blow to Zhu Ziqing.
Zhu Ziqing is a little barbarian with great strength and amazing defense. Now she is fighting for the glory of food, and she is full of infinite fighting spirit.
"Bang!" Zhu Ziqing was not stupid. His first fist hit the other party's red nose, punching one after another. The red boy, who was already hurting his nose, screamed in an instant. He didn't expect that this girl wearing a pig-head hat would be so cruel!
"Ah! I'm going to kill you!" Red Boy shouted shrillly.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!