Chapter 107 Looking for shit
"This time, we must go over and take a look." Tang Xuanzang said in a deep voice with his head tilted.
The collapse of Hulu Mountain made Ao Xue feel bad because she felt that the breath of the sacred mountain completely disappeared.
As she said just now, that mountain was alive, but now it is dead.
This feeling is very bad.
"I am so sad, I feel sorry for my father." Ao Xue took Tang Xuanzang's hand and said sadly.
"Let's go and take a look first, maybe it's not the end." Tang Xuanzang had no choice but to say that, if the thoughts that had passed through his mind really appeared.
Then I can only say: mmp!
They really headed towards the direction of the sacred mountain, but the speed was much slower. Because the road was tortuous, and Tang Xuanzang, who could not fly, relied on walking. As a result, they arrived at the area where the sacred mountain collapsed after three days and three nights.
At the end of the sun, Tang Xuanzang was sweating heavily on his face, but saw a farmhouse in front, with a fence around the outside of the farmhouse. Tang Xuanzang stood outside the yard and shouted, "Is anyone?"
No one responded. Girl Wukong pushed open the yard door, walked in swaggeringly, and shouted in surprise: "Wow, what a big string of gourds, let me see, one, two, three... seven, seven colors, so beautiful."
Listening to Sun Wukong shouting one, two, three, and every time he shouted a number, Tang Xuanzang's mouth would twitch once. This is the rhythm of asking for a gourd baby.
Both gourd vines and gourds have appeared. Is the gourd baby still far away?
Tang Xuanzang walked in quickly, where is the old man and the pangolin?
The yard is hollow, and only seven gourds of seven colors flutter in the wind.
"Bald donkey, these gourds are so beautiful. Otherwise, I will pick them off and play with them all the way, which is worth collecting." Wukong said as he reached out and pulled them off.
"Stop!" I didn't expect that Wukong's idea was so special. When he saw beautiful things, he wanted to obtain them. Even the gourd was thought of collecting them. Could it be that the purple and red gourd with golden horns were too severely damaged, so he had the urge to destroy him when he saw the gourd?
Wukong's hand had just reached over and had not taken action yet. As a result, Tang Xuanzang howled hysterically, so scared her hand shrank, staring at Tang Xuanzang in surprise, and said unhappily: "What are you doing? Such a loud voice, isn't it just a gourd?"
"You don't understand." Tang Xuanzang walked over: "You haven't noticed it anymore. This is not an ordinary gourd."
Not an ordinary gourd? The disciples stared at Tang Xuanzang in confusion.
"I understand!" Zhu Ziqing raised his hand, and Tang Xuanzang felt relieved. It was Xiaoqing's children's shoes that could understand him the best. Then, in Tang Xuanzang's encouraging eyes, he said, "Because they have seven colors! They must taste seven flavors!"
I have a saying that MMP is not known to be the right one!
"They are alive." Sha Hongye said authentically: "These gourds are extraordinary. Let's see if there are people in the house?"
"Dingdong! In order to reward you with excellent performance in Pingding Mountain, the system has a coupon task with the gourd baby. Please protect the gourd vine from the snake demons and assist the seven brothers of the gourd baby to rescue the old man. The task is rewarded with 30,000 points!" The sweet voice of the system assistant appeared.
The cruel reality made Tang Xuanzang start to complain wildly inside.
What is excellent performance? Because I drove a four-person plane? Or is it that I have more than 200,000 points and want to trick me into different ways.
"What punishment is the failure of the mission?" In order to prevent being cheated again, Tang Xuanzang immediately asked the system this question.
The system said gracefully: "The purpose of this copy of the mission is to entertain oneself. The mission failed and there was no loss."
By the way, people with six stars are now **.
The monk has such a bad attitude, so the system assistant still needs to talk to me in a warm tone. Let me say, system dad, I find that I have started to love you again.
Tang Xuanzang let out a sigh of relief. The easy task was to protect the gourd vine. As long as the seven gourd babies were born, there would be no problem.
It seems like I heard what the system said just now?
The seven brothers of the Calabash?
Oh!
hehe!
Hahaha!
I want to laugh, I want to laugh, I want to laugh loudly! I want to laugh at 720 degrees!
Seven Hore Brothers?
"No one has it, the person has been captured." Tang Xuanzang said solemnly: "We want to protect this gourd vine and these gourds. It is very likely that the Green Snake Spirit will come to attack."
As a veteran, Tang Xuanzang shamelessly began to spoil.
"If she comes, don't go back." Sun Wukong pulled out the golden cudgel and said majestic.
Tang Xuanzang thought about it and simply grabbed the snake spirit. Wouldn't everything be fine? How could he save a few gourd kids from coming forward?
Just as I was about to implement this plan, the system assistant who made trouble prompted: "Please protect the gourd vine. The system does not allow me to participate in the mission of chasing snake spirits from the beginning."
The limited number is so dead, protecting the gourd vine, and saying that I can help, then what does your assistance mean?
"You can serve as a think tank to provide the Cauldron with offensive strategy support. The system prompts that the old man cannot die. If the death of the Cauldron brothers fail to rescue, the host can take action." The system stopped and said endlessly.
As we became a shotgun, the system tasks became much more complicated and the limited conditions became more limited.
OK, system, you won!
Since the system gave a copy task, which seemed to have given Tang Xuanzang great benefits, Tang Xuanzang had to accept it with gratitude. Brothers of the Calabash, if you listen to my monk's advice and want to rescue the old man, it will not be a big problem. If you don't listen, it will be difficult.
"grandfather........."
When the wind blew, the seven gourds made tender sounds, calling for grandpa, and with each shout, the gourds swayed back and forth.
"Grandpa was taken away!"
"We are going to save grandpa!"
"It's all the old man who is used, and he told him not to come out! He just wants to come out!"
"Hmph! It's not a pangolin, but we have drilled our sacred mountain and released snake spirit. If this year we will be able to refine the snake spirit for ten thousand years, and when we obtain her inner alchemy, our Taoism will be further improved!"
"But no one waters us now, and we can't come out. We've come out and killed the snake spirit in minutes!"
The more Tang Xuanzang heard it, the more surprised he became. His mouth became shapeless. Is this the cute gourd baby in my memory? Why does it give people a sinister feeling?
"Hey! That dead monk, resting in our house, don't you know how to water us?" A big gourd swayed and shouted at Tang Xuanzang.
"Yes! So many people came and that woman actually wanted to take me off. I was so scared that I asked them to water us first, otherwise I won't grow up."
Uh... are these all dark versions of gourd kids? How come they are so arrogant?
"Are you really gourd babies?" In order to confirm, Tang Xuanzang couldn't help asking.
"Of course! We are all gourd babies, and the strongest gourd babies are our seven brothers!" The seven gourds said in unison, but they were both united and moral.
Well, it's too different from the imagined gourd kid, and I can't accept it.
But there was nothing we could do. We were still counting on them to complete the tasks ordered by the system. I thought that my generation of heroic monks actually wanted to be dog-headed military advisors for seven gourd kids. It was really a pity.
If I were to take action personally and get rid of snake spirits and the like, it would be easy.
However, the system assistant has already prompted himself that it would not be recognized before the seven of them failed.
"Okay! For my 30,000 points, I will be a good person." Tang Xuanzang pointed to Ao Xue and said, "Go and bring us some buckets of water."
Ao Xue said dissatisfiedly: "Why me?"
"Because you are a water-squirting dragon." Tang Xuanzang rolled his eyes and said, "Is this reason enough?"
Ao Xue accepted it depressedly and had to say, "Master, you are bullying me."
"Water!" Tang Xuanzang pointed to Hulu Teng and said, too lazy to talk nonsense to Ao Xue, a girl who masters oral escape skills. If you say too much, you will easily make mistakes.
Ao Xue had no choice but to go over and water. After a bucket of water, the gourds shouted happily, and shouted that it was not enough.
As a result, one barrel, two barrels, three barrels... and finally reached one hundred barrels before the end.
"Seven dead gourds!" Ao Xue, who had left the bucket, cursed, then threw herself into the arms of Wukong's sister, looking for comfort.
Going back and forth is just a hurtful person.
"Okay?" Tang Xuanzang shouted, saying boredly: "I suggest that you seven of you should come out together, and then go and trouble with the snake spirit, and then save the old man."
"Get out together? As the boss who is the boss, I can deal with that idiot snake demon alone! Because here, I am the largest and the strongest." As soon as I finished speaking, the red gourd hanging on it cracked, and then a ray of light flashed, and a figure fell on the ground. The figure became bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a strong man nearly two meters.
"I am the boss, you can call me a big baby!" A rough voice, a bearded face, and the muscles all over the body were swollen. If it weren't for wearing clothes made of gourd leaves and the small red gourd on the head, Tang Xuanzang wouldn't be able to associate the burly man in front of him as a gourd baby!
You should give back my childhood to you. Do you really want to make me cry? Why can I completely destroy my three views and my lost childhood?
"Monk, are you laughing or crying?" Daliwa continued to say this in a unique rough tone.
By the way, is it really OK to use the baby as the suffix for your name?
"Big baby, why did you rescue him so quickly? Why didn't you grow up on it? You can also absorb more nutrients." Tang Xuanzang couldn't help asking.
Dali Wa laughed loudly and pointed at Tang Xuanzang with his fingers and said, "Monk, I am the big baby! I am the strongest among all gourds! Besides, I am already so big, do you still need to be stronger? It's enough for me to handle that snake spirit alone."
"Are you really okay?" Tang Xuanzang asked suspiciously. He was really worried. The big kid gave Tang Xuanzang the feeling that his limbs were developed and his mind was simple.
Can he really do this if such a single-celled animal looks for the tricky snake spirit?
"Listen to me, if you want to save your grandpa, don't go to the swamp, otherwise you will be in danger." Tang Xuanzang kindly persuaded him.
"Swamp? I think I have a great strength, what is the swamp? Do you tell me not to go? Then I must go and see it, but I don't believe it. Where can I stop my big baby in the swamp? My big baby is extremely powerful and invincible! No one can defeat me." The kind-hearted warning was regarded as despised by the big baby, but instead went to the swamp to prove it.
Can Poor speak swear words? Tang Xuanzang raised his middle finger. I don’t want to talk about this kind of dude who is looking for shit anymore.
Chapter completed!