In Chang'an, the first year of Zhenguan, Li Shiming was the second emperor of the Tang Dynasty and issued countless policies such as loving the people first, but the focus was on his last order, which was to offer a reward of tens of thousands of taels of gold to capture the infamous Chen Qi.

Zhenbing is a thief who does everything evil. It has been ten years since the Tang Dynasty in 617. During this period, countless money shops were robbed and officials were dismembered. It can be said that the methods are extremely cruel.

Just after the order was issued, less than a month later, someone came to report that he saw Chen Qi in the Pure Land Temple, so an army of tens of thousands of people went directly to the Pure Land Temple.

On the back mountain of Jingtu Temple, there is a bald head... a special bald head, because he is different from other bald heads at this time. He is wearing a shabby sea green dress and is lying under the shade of the tree. He does not eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name, but yawns with one hand and holds a wooden stick in the other hand. A hare is being placed on the wooden stick, which is being roasted in the fire.

The bald man in the sea-green clothes saw that the hare was almost baked, so he picked it up and put it on his nose and smelled it. He immediately smiled evilly on his face. Just as he was about to bite it, an anxious voice came!

"Senior Brother Xuanzang!"

Xuanzang sighed helplessly and said, "Why do people come every time they reach critical moments!"

A young monk wearing a gray monk's robe ran over. As soon as he entered the forest, he smelled the smell of roasted rabbits and said speechlessly: "Senior brother, why are you stealing meat again? When the master saw it, he is going to talk to you again!"

"What's the matter? Have you never heard of wine and meat running through the intestines? The Buddha's heart!" Xuanzang took a bite of rabbit meat after saying that, and then asked, "Oh...what are you asking me for?"

The little monk said, "There are officers and soldiers coming to capture you, and now the abbot is blocking you at the door!"

Xuanzang slowly took out a gourd from behind, and bursts of wine came from inside and said, "How many people have you brought?" Then he took a sip of the wine.

The little monk hesitated and said, "Probably...about a few thousand people!"

Xuanzang instantly spit out the wine in his mouth and said, "My grass, are you wrong? Didn't I just steal a rabbit? As for how to use thousands of people?"

The little monk shook his eyes and said, "I don't know either, you go and have a look!"

Xuanzang wrapped the rabbit reluctantly, then hung the wine gourd behind him, and walked towards the temple with a swagger.

In front of the temple was an old monk wearing a red cassock, and behind him was a group of monks. Just opposite him was a general wearing golden armor and countless golden armored soldiers surrounding the temple.

General: "Abbot, you should give us the people! Those kind of people are not worthy of practicing in a sacred place like Buddhas!"

The abbot bowed with one hand and said, "Amitabha, the general's words are wrong. All monks are disciples of our Buddhists. There is no saying that they are worthy or not!"

The general frowned slightly and said, "Abbot, you really won't let it go!"

The abbot bowed again and said, "Are you please leave quickly in the important place of Buddhism!"

"Since that's the case, don't blame me for being ruthless," the general's face darkened and waved his hand, "Search it for me!"

"etc!"

A monk in the sea green clothes walked out and waved as he walked: "I am the one you are looking for, don't disturb my brothers' practice!"

The general glanced at Xuanzang who was walking over swayingly, took out a portrait from his pocket and looked at Xuanzang again and said, "It's him, arrest him for me."

Xuanzang was caught by two soldiers, and Xuanzang was slightly stunned and said, "Didn't I just steal a rabbit? You don't have to take me back, just hit me with dozens of big boards!"

"Zhen Yi changed his name to Xuanzang after becoming a monk, but I heard that you have only been a monk for three days, so I called you Sanzang again. I don't need to say more about what you did before becoming a monk!" The general held a piece of paper and recited the black words on it.

Xuanzang thought for a while and smiled and said, "I used to be a hero who is a hero who is a hero!"

The general cursed angrily: "Bad hero, you are just a thief who kills without blinking!"

Xuanzang was stunned at first and then smiled again: "This...who the hell said? I have never killed anyone! I have never snatched a penny from others!"

The general said expressionlessly: "Yes, you snatched a penny from others, but what you snatched is priceless. Every time you kill a family, you have to keep a living so that your story can be passed down!"

Xuanzang frowned slightly, turned his hands into orchid fingers, pointed at the general, then pretended to be a weak woman and shouted: "It's unfair, look at me, a monk with no power, how could I kill someone! General, this is really unfair!"

The general has a bit of a sensation. Not only him, but anyone present will want to vomit when they see this scene. A man who exudes sweat odor all over his body, and the sludge on his face can be scraped off to make a bowl of noodles, or a bald head with no hair. He pretends to be weak in front of you, no one will want to vomit!

The general resisted the urge to vomit and said, "You two took off his clothes!"

The two soldiers were slightly stunned. Although they were a little confused, they still resisted the urge to vomit and tore Xuanzang's clothes apart, revealing the body that did not match the weak.

The general glanced at him and said, "The muscles on your body are stronger than mine, and the knife wounds on your body are several times that of mine. Don't you feel disgusted when you pretend to be weak?"

Xuanzang continued to smile and said, "No...No, it's not disgusting at all. In the face of prison and disgusting, I choose to disgusting!"

The general shook his head and said speechlessly: "You are such a shame to our men!"

Xuanzang smiled even more happily and said, "You mean I am ranked first in this regard. That's really a compliment. I heard that General has eight abdominal muscles, so why don't we compare!" After that, he raised his eyebrows at the general.

"Take it away!" After the general said that, he turned around and left.

Xuanzang was dragged away by two soldiers. Before leaving, he turned around and said to the monks: "Master! I have been taken care of by you during this period, thank you!"

Looking at Xuanzang's departure back, the abbot shook his head and said, "Will this polluted era end with you? People from another world?"

Xuanzang was locked in iron chains with his hands and feet, but his eyes were still shaking everywhere. Xuanzang looked at the groom and said, "Uncle, are you Gui Geng this year?"

The groom replied softly: "It's almost forty!"

Xuanzang smiled and said, "Oh, you are forty, you are not married yet!"

The groom replied angrily: "Fuck, my daughter is all teenage!"

Xuanzang continued to smile and said, "I didn't expect you to have a daughter. As the saying goes, a man should get married when he is old, a woman should get married when he is old. You see, I am also a bachelor, why don't you take your daughter..."

The groom scolded, "Don't even think about it, you big thief!"

Xuanzang: "That was wronged. I am not a thief. You can't look down on the young people today. We are all from potential stocks..."

The groom frowned and said, "You still have potential stocks. At most, you are a stinky beggar in front of you. You are not worthy of being my son-in-law!"

Xuanzang said regretfully: "Who is worthy of talent?"

The groom thought for a while and said, "At least he must be a famous hurtful person, or a local official!"

Xuanzang chuckled and said, "Then is your daughter worthy?"

The groom frowned and said, "Why can't you be worthy of it? My daughter is the village flower in our village, and there are many people who want to marry!"

Xuanzang continued, "Will your daughter be really happy if she does this?"

The groom frowned and said, "Why can't you be happy? Being rich means being happy! There is no difference between following a person like you and going to the Eighteen Hell!"

Xuanzang smiled softly and said, "Maybe!"

The groom continued, "Boy, you're about to arrive in Chang'an City, you're ready to die!"

"Then let's eat your stomach first!" Xuanzang broke the chain silently, and then took out a roasted hare from the landlord and started gnawing.
Chapter completed!