18 years old, you went to college

You think you have finally gained the freedom you have dreamed of, and began to abandon your studies and do nothing.

At the age of 20, you ended your sophomore year and had several subjects. When you watched your mother secretly cry, you began to regret your childish behavior in the past two years, so you began to work hard.

At the age of 22, you graduated from college, but you found that you could not find a job that satisfies you.

At the age of 26, you see that everyone around you get married, the money for weddings increases year by year

When you go home during the Spring Festival, your parents have changed from taking you to meeting relatives to taking you to meet your blind date. When you meet more than a dozen girls, you always feel that you are a little worse than that.

At the age of 28, you met a girl who was similar to yours, and you were chatting together

She said: You're not bad

You took a sip of Coke and said: So are you.

You're not sure if you like her

The parents of both parties have prepared an engagement banquet.

The week before marriage, you went out to drink with your friends

You said, don't want to get married

My friend said, you just think too much. Who didn’t come here like this?

At the age of 29, you finally got married

The wedding was held either big or small, and the friends came here for a few years. I saved up money to realize my ideals and spent it on this private temple fair of 100 people.

At the middle of the wedding, the emcee shouted to the relatives and friends below the stage with a standard commercial smile:

Do you want them to kiss one?

Those people in the audience started to slap together

Don't know why

You kissed me simply

The two returned to their initial position

You whispered: I love you

The bride who didn't like you to rush into your model yesterday was stunned for a moment and said: I love you too

You're not sure if she told you

Just like you're not sure if you said it to her

After the wedding, there is no romance as you imagined

You listened to the bride in the outer room counting money one by one, and thought that it had only been two years, so why did it become like this? As you thought about it, you fell asleep at the bridal chamber night.

At the age of 30, she is pregnant

Quitted his job and raised his baby at home.

You gradually gain some status in the company and have more than ten people in your hands and be responsible for a project independently

The car that was about 200,000 yuan that you dowry before marriage has become your own exclusive

But you still dare not relax. Every time you work overtime, there are complaints and grievances on the other end of the phone, but you can't argue anything

Who made her pregnant with your child

At this moment

Whether it is her parents or your parents, they stand on her side unconditionally

31 years old, your child has landed

The cost of pregnancy test and hospitalization was 100,000 yuan

But it doesn’t matter. You look at your child and like it no matter how you look at it. It’s as if this is your newborn.

32 years old, this is the least willing to repeat the year in life, with an average sleep of 3 hours

The child has to make a fuss every hour, and the next day he drags his sleepless eyes to work

The boss said you don't work at work

My wife said you don't work

You can't understand after thinking for a long time, so who is working?

That car that has been driving for 3 years has become your real home. You are no longer complaining about the congested traffic on the road. You even start to hope that you will be more busy.

When you got home, you turned off the engine and lit a cigarette in the car

This is the happiest ten minutes of your day

In front of the car, fame and fortune are fame and fortune, and at the end of the car are firewood, rice, oil and salt

At the age of 35, your health is getting worse and worse, your overtime work is getting less and less, and your promotion speed is getting slower and slower

After get off work that day, my wife told you that the child is going to kindergarten, and it will be 3,000 yuan per month for bilingualism.

You frowned, and you're already impatient there

"Old Wang's children in Unit 4, 6,000 per month"

"You've already done this, do you want your child to lose too?"

You didn't say anything, and you went back to your house and transferred 6,000 yuan to your wife.

You originally planned to celebrate your birthday and buy a new computer for this money.

38 years old, the child is in the first grade

The teacher said that the first grade is the most important, laying a solid foundation is very important

You smiled and said, Yes, yes, yes, teacher, please take care of it

The teacher who received the freshman looked at your unreasonable face and showed you a clear path

"Extracurricular Tutoring Class, 2200 per month"

At the age of 40, your child is in the third grade

The teacher said that the third grade is the most important, and it is very important to connect the past and the future.

You smiled and said: Yes, yes, yes, you are planning to sign up for another cram school

At the age of 44, your child is in junior high school

One day when he got home, he said to you Dad, I want to learn piano

You hesitated for a long time and didn't say anything

You think you've gotten used to it over the years

But you can't say that "Dad can't afford it now"

Fortunately, the child is more sensible

He said: Dad is fine, or I can learn the ocarina first

You can't be happy when you look at such a sensible child.

At the age of 46, the child went to a bad high school. One day you were in a meeting and received a call from the teacher

The phone said that your child had a fight at school and asked you to go there

You asked for leave from the leader who was 5 years younger than you, and then you were scolded by the teacher when you arrived at school.

It's just that line

You parents know how to work. Whether you can accompany your children can be a little ridiculous when you look at this teacher.

It seems to be said at the time:

Parents are working hard outside

Make more money and let your child make up for more lessons.

50 years old, the child goes to college

Very good, it is a one-book. You can't understand the major he studied. You only know that jobs are not necessarily easy to find, and the tuition fees are still expensive.

You want to chat with him late at night

I prepared half a pound of white wine and a plate of peanuts. When you said those things you hated the most, you should think about your future work and choose a popular major. Living is more important than love.

You've changed from communicating to quarrel

You find that you're old

It may not be too old to beat this 18-year-old child

You can't tell him, so you can only say one thing: I am your father!

The child looks at you and knows that no matter how much he argues, it is useless. This drink party that established you the last dignity ended.
To be continued...