Chapter 767 First, take care of the gun in your hand; second, take care of the gun under your crotch
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(0767)
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Zhang Zhun had seen Bian Yujing's pretty figure long ago, and she also saw that she was waiting for her. However, thinking of her reputation for being debauchery, Zhang Zhun decided to pretend that she hadn't seen anything. If he had any contact with Bian Yujing in public, it would take less than a day to say that there would be rumors. These rumors may not be out of malicious intentions, but they spread very quickly.
In fact, at the gate of the city, there were many young girls, all female hostages rescued by the Hu Ben Army. The Hu Ben Army was triumphant, so of course they had to wait at the gate of the city. Many young girls had tears in their eyes, obviously very grateful to the soldiers of the Hu Ben Army. Seeing this scene, Zhang Zhun suddenly remembered that he had some important things to do, and it was a very urgent thing.
"Wang Shide, sent an order, all officers above the team will go to the prefect's office to have a meeting."
Zhang Zhun said coldly.
"Sir, are you going to fight?"
Wang Shide asked in confusion.
"no."
Zhang Zhun shook his head and said.
Seeing that his face was serious, Wang Shide didn't dare to ask too much, so he hurriedly sent an order.
When Bian Yujing saw Zhang Zhun's face suddenly became serious, she didn't know what happened. In fact, her temperament was really generous and courageous. She suddenly discovered that the legendary murderous devil Zhang Zhun was a young man, and she had much less fear of him. When she talked to Zhang Zhun, she did not feel any pressure.
She wanted to know how the young man in front of her pulled up the Hu Ben Army and how he defeated the Tartars. His miracles were simply incredible. Zhang Zhun did everything that the court could not do. In private, many people in Jiangnan had to admit that Zhang Zhun was more powerful than Emperor Chongzhen. When he was in Jiangnan, everyone said that Zhang Zhun should be a middle-aged figure like Yue Fei and Qi Jiguang, but when he saw that he was only twenty years old, he was so young! This made Bian Yujing feel surprised.
"Is it going to fight again?"
Bian Yujing quietly talked to himself.
Unfortunately, after Zhang Zhun's face was pulled down, she felt that her courage was a little lacking. She originally wanted to take the initiative to come over and find out more information from Zhang Zhun, but later she still didn't dare to think about it. Well, when Zhang Zhun was straight, it was indeed very scary. No one dared to take the initiative to touch his bad temper.
When Zhang Zhun returned to the prefect's office, he came directly to the small auditorium. This was the meeting place. Zhang Zhun went to the rostrum, straightened his back, stared at the door, and said nothing. Wang Shide, Dugu Lie, Lu Yidian and others were a little confused when they saw the expression of the governor, and they didn't know what was wrong with Zhang Zhun. Since the governor's expression, the people below were of course a little nervous and no one dared to speak.
"Is this here? It's good..."
A loud voice came, and it was Ma Long who arrived.
Ma Long came to the door of the small auditorium casually, and wanted to say something. Suddenly, from the corner of his eyes, he found Zhang Zhun sitting on the rostrum with a solemn face, staring at him with a solemn look. This big and thick man suddenly seemed to be a frightened bird, hurriedly shut up obediently, then tiptoed in, found a seat in the middle to sit down, which was even more obedient than a sheep.
After sitting down, Ma Long quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and then quietly observed Zhang Zhun's movements with the light of his eyes. As a result, he found that Zhang Zhun's expression was still serious, as if someone owed him money. Ma Long hurriedly sorted out all the big and small things he had done in the past, and found that there was no place for violating discipline, so he felt a little relieved. He estimated that someone must have violated discipline and was about to be beaten.
Afterwards, more officers from various troops arrived one after another. Because they won the battle, they rescued a large number of hostages and seized a large amount of supplies, especially more than 10,000 war horses. Everyone was naturally very happy. When they arrived, of course, there were laughter and laughter. Some officers thought that Zhang Zhun might be in the meeting to commend some people. Thinking of his contribution, he might be on the list, which made him even happier.
However, when they saw Zhang Zhun sitting on the rostrum with a serious expression, without saying a word, with only two eyes staring at the door, they immediately realized something was wrong. Almost instantly, all the voices calmed down. Everyone tiptoed in quietly and found their own seats to sit down. Then you looked at me, I looked at you, and then Zhang Zhun, who was like a mountain carving on the rostrum, was full of suspicion.
They really don't understand why Zhang Zhun's expression is so serious. They all communicated their doubts with their eyes. What's wrong with the Governor today? Why is this expression? Could it be that who made a mistake? Oh, this is amazing! The Governor's reward is very generous. As long as you have credit, the reward cannot be escaped, but the Governor's board is also very heavy, and if you do something wrong, you will be punished. Most people can't afford the iron discipline of the Hu Ben Army.
In the past, when they were all here, Zhang Zhun would appear. However, today there was an exception. Zhang Zhun actually took the initiative to wait for their arrival, which made many officers feel very nervous. Almost everyone was quietly sorting out all the things they had done in the past to see if there were any violations of discipline. It was not until they sorted it over and over again and found that they did not, and then they felt a little relieved. By the way, the taste of military law is indeed unpleasant. I definitely don’t know which buddy had an accident today.
Even Dugu Lie, Wang Shide, Lu Yidian and others were in a heavy mood. They stood beside them, not daring to have any expressions. They didn't know what Zhang Zhun was going to do. It seemed that they had never seen Zhang Zhun's expressions since they came to Zhang Zhun. They probably must have had something big to do. I don't know which bastard turned the governor into the expressions they are now.
Yang Weiguo, Zhong Wuying, Liu Jixiang, Li Zhaohui, Xie Zhiyou and other commanders of the cavalry battalion. After they arrived, they saw Zhang Zhun's solemn expression and looked at each other, not knowing what happened. Why did they win the battle? Zhang Zhun became serious? Of course, they didn't dare to say anything, so they each found a seat to sit down, and then waited for Zhang Zhun to have anger. They felt that Zhang Zhun was going to get angry today, but they didn't know who was the target of Zhang Zhun's anger. Hey, no matter who it was, I'm afraid that that person would be in trouble. The governor went crazy and Huang Taiji would have to turn into ashes, let alone other people.
"Sir, the staff are here!"
After Wang Shide counted the number of people, he came to Zhang Zhun and said cautiously.
"good!"
Zhang Zhun nodded and stood up.
"Today, I'm asking everyone to come, it's not a military matter."
"It's about women."
Zhang Zhun swept his eyes and said solemnly.
"ah?"
"What? Woman?"
"I heard it right? The Governor is going to say a woman?"
The officers below, when they heard Zhang Zhun's words, thought they had heard it wrong. They looked at me and looked at you, and they all had suspicious eyes in their eyes. At this time, they were talking about women? The Governor hurriedly called them all to talk about women. The Governor had a stern face and gave everyone a warning. It was actually for women? Oh, my God, it was so scary. I was almost frightened just now. I thought someone had violated the discipline and was going to be beheaded!
Not sure what he thought of, Lu Yidian and others suddenly turned red and their heads lowered. Based on the guilty mentality of being a thief, they all thought that Zhang Zhun had discovered that the matter of quietly stuffing things into the carriage that day. Zhang Zhun summoned so many officers today, perhaps just to criticize and fight them. Alas, it's so fatal! Why did he get lustful and stuff into the carriage at that time?
"In the past two days, we have won battles and rescued many hostages. Among these hostages, there are many homeless women. They are young, beautiful, understanding, and admire everyone very much. Just now, at the city gate, I saw them all. Many girls' eyes contain tears. I know that they are very caring for everyone. If everyone here wants to get along with them or even form a family, there should be no problem."
"I know, most of you here have not started a family and a career, and most of them have reached the time to start a family and a career. For example, Li Zhaohui is thirty years old and has not yet started a family, which is really not like that. The main reason is that everyone used to be in a military life and had no time to find a partner. Now, there are suddenly so many women who are helpless and who are helpless, and they will definitely depend on you. As long as you nod, basically, everyone here can start a family and a career."
"I don't object to everyone getting married and starting a business. On the contrary, I encourage everyone to find a wife, or a few women as soon as possible, and then start a family, give birth to a few or a dozen babies. For example, I am under a lot of pressure. Before I have no children, people keep urging me to have children. After I have a daughter, people keep urging me to have sons. After I have a son, others remind me that having one is not enough, so I have to have more. In ancient times, King Wen of Zhou had 100 sons, so don't have more, fifty ones should always have... "
Zhang Zhun looked solemn and said seriously.
The people below heard Zhang Zhun say something strange, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so they had to hold it in a tight position. Especially Liu Zongchun and Liu Xunchun brothers, because they held it too hard, their faces were almost purple. Today's meeting is really unique. Is the Governor complaining? What does the Governor mean by what he said?
When Zhang Zhun saw his subordinate's strange expression, his face still looked awe-in. He did not prepare much for these words, and it was very casual. No wonder the people below worked hard to hear it. This was a complete joke! If they were to change the occasion, they would definitely burst into laughter. But now, Zhang Zhunjie and the others dared not. Because his appearance just now was enough to make these guys nervous and cautious. This is the effect Zhang Zhun needed.
In fact, today's meeting was held in a hurry on Zhang Zhun's whim. When he was at the gate of the city, Zhang Zhun saw many young women with admiring and loving eyes in his eyes. Zhang Zhun knew that the opportunity to solve the marriage problems of a large number of people was coming, and the second generation of the reds would soon be born in the Hu Ben Army. However, because of this, he remembered another thing, so he rushed to convene them all, and gave them a fierce vaccination in advance to avoid repeating the same mistake. The protagonist of this matter was Huang Kegong.
Huang Kegong was a very brave officer in the later Red Army. He made many military achievements, and even Chairman Mao knew his name. After arriving in Yan'an, he fell in love with a young and beautiful female student. Because the female student did not agree to his proposal, he lost his mind for a moment, took out a shell gun and killed the female student. This incident had a great impact in Yan'an. In the end, *** wrote a handwritten letter and sentenced Huang Degong to death. Huang Degong was eventually shot. The discipline of the Red Army and the Eighth Route Army was once again proved that it was iron-clad, and no one could violate it.
Thinking of this, Zhang Zhun was a little worried about the officers of the Hu Ben Army. If one of them made a mistake like Huang Kegong, it would be very regretful. In order to maintain the discipline of the army and to maintain the support of the masses, the Hu Ben Army must also be severely punished for such people. The youngest, only seventeen or eighteen years old, the oldest, and only thirty years old, physiologically, are all like wolves and tigers. There are so many young women who come all of a sudden, and it is inevitable to have a good impression of them. Blind dates, marriages, and having children are also inevitable.
However, Zhang Zhun is afraid that some people will not be able to court, and they will draw their swords to face each other. Not to mention, once a man and a woman in love loses his mind, his behavior will be difficult to control. Moreover, with the ability of these people in front of him, killing a weak woman is just a matter of every move. They are all people who come out of the pile of dead people. It is not easy to kill a weak woman with no power to catch a chicken?
"Men and women are based on voluntary relationships and cannot be forced. We must be in love with each other. If you like me and I like you, you can eventually become a relative. At the least, we must not hate you. If others don't like you, hate you, and hate you, you still hold a knife or even threaten others with a musket, this is slandering the Hu Ben Army. If you lose your mind for a moment and kill someone, I'm sorry, your fate will inevitably be the result of being shot. I don't want everyone to make such a mistake."
The officer below then breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that this was the case. Alas, I thought someone had made a mistake and was about to be criticized. It turned out that it was really a woman's business. Thinking that Zhang Zhun actually held a conference seriously for the sake of the woman's business. Before the meeting, he deliberately put a stern face and gave them a warning. Everyone couldn't help but feel that it was a big deal.
However, to be honest, some officers did feel a little shocked and were awakened by Zhang Zhun's words. The officers of the Hu Ben Army were all from a rash family and did not understand the law. Their ideas were simple. If I fell in love with you, you would marry me. If you don't marry, I would...what would be done? As soon as you get up, the possibility of punching or drawing a knife is not ruled out.
"Under normal circumstances, I believe you will not make mistakes. However, in the *** situation, there may be people who cannot control their behavior. Therefore, I hope everyone will not be able to control their behavior. Remember, *** is the devil. Once you *** and do something wrong, no one can save you. What we want to kill is the enemy. They are not our enemies."
"When you are in the throne, you should think about your future and your future. You are all middle and high-level officers of our army. In the future, our territory will become bigger and bigger, and the future will become better and better. The responsibilities you bear will become heavier. Don't ruin your bright future because of temporary throne."
"I can tell you very clearly that if you kill for this reason, I will not be lenient. Even if the guards around me make such mistakes, I will not forgive him."
"I'm here to hold a special meeting to remind you to pay attention to this matter, but I don't want anyone among you to ruin yourself because of the woman's affairs. This is not worth it. It's really not worth it. Sacrifice on the battlefield, a martyr, a hero, and a respected person. But if you are shot because of a mistake, you are a bad guy and you will be scolded."
Zhang Zhun's tone slowly became lower and his speaking speed became slower and slower so that everyone below could hear clearly. At the same time, he was slowly organizing his own thoughts so that his meaning could be expressed more clearly.
The officers below gradually became serious. Even some officers who were usually lively and active, or even frivolous, could detect Zhang Zhun's determination from Zhang Zhun's low tone. They had sufficient reason to believe that if they really made a mistake, Zhang Zhun would really shoot them. It is said that the military court of the Tiger Army is being formed, and Zhang Zhun himself is the president of the military court.
At the end, Zhang Zhun raised his two fingers and said word by word: "Today's meeting, there are only two things. I hope everyone present can do it. First, take care of the gun in his hand. Second, take care of the gun under his crotch. If you want to be responsible for yourself, you must remember these two points at all times. The meeting will be over."
All the officers were very hard to hold back when they heard Zhang Zhun's words. Many of them were so sad that their faces turned purple. Fortunately, Zhang Zhun quickly announced the end of the meeting, and they hurried outside and gasped. It would be a waste of life to hold a meeting like this! However, the Governor's warning was deeply imprinted in his mind and would not be forgotten easily.
Seeing that Zhang Zhun was not like a joke, Wang Shide came to Zhang Zhun after announcing the meeting, he asked cautiously: "Sir, do you want to issue a decree to all the troops when you just spoke?"
Zhang Zhun nodded and said cautiously: "Yes! And as soon as possible!"
Wang Shide did not dare to neglect, so he hurriedly converted Zhang Zhun's meaning into serious clauses. Of course, Zhang Zhun's language that was too vulgar and straightforward could not be written. However, the basic meaning was that it was in place, and the focus was on killing people and paying for their lives. I believe that the officers below, or soldiers, could basically understand after the explanation of the literate official.
Zhang Zhun suddenly shouted: "Lu Yidian, you all come."
Lu Yidian and others hurried over, full of anxiety. They dared to conclude that Zhang Zhun had definitely seen what happened two days ago. In today's meeting, Zhang Zhun also targeted people from their sniper team. Speaking of which, when Zhang Zhun was speaking, their hearts were beating up and down, very uneasy.
Zhang Zhun glanced at them and said calmly: "I saw everything two days ago."
The young men suddenly turned red. They wanted to say something but it was hard to say. They made mistakes, so what else were they saying?
Zhang Zhun felt that he was too serious and scared the people around him. He smiled and said, "Don't be afraid. The words just now are just reminding you not to violate discipline. As long as you do not violate discipline, I actively support all your courtship actions. If necessary, you can also let me be a matchmaker."
"Ah? Sir, are you a matchmaker?" Liu Mang said in a dismay.
"This..." Zhang Zhun subconsciously touched his chin, feeling something was wrong, and he said slowly: "It's not suitable for me to be a matchmaker and I can't speak. If I mess up the matter, it will be unbeautiful. So, I let Yuqing come forward and serve as a matchmaker for you. Her verbal skills are great, and even dead people can tell you how to survive. It must be a success."
A few young people looked at me and I looked at you, and felt like they were on a roller coaster. They were very nervous just now, worried about gains and losses, and now they were very happy, as if they had drunk honey. The change of tension and relaxation was too intense. Even if they were in the war, they would not be able to adapt immediately in a short time.
Well, the governor made a promise in person, and they really don’t have anything to worry about. The problem is that they actually had that idea and had not completely thought about it. Now, they suddenly said that they were going to start a family and start a career, and they were not mentally prepared. Besides, they were fighting all day long and had no time to do such things.
Zhang Zhun frowned and said, "What? You don't have to come forward?"
Liu Mang hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes, of course, yes! But, there is nothing in this horoscope, and we don't have the final say!"
Zhang Zhun frowned and said, "Didn't I remind you that you have to hurry up? There are too many monks and too little porridge, and if you don't hurry up, others will take them away. If you fall in love with them, you have to work hard. Who doesn't like young and beautiful girls? Well, don't delay serious things!"
Liu Mang said in a daze: "Sir, what should we do?"
Zhang Zhun was defeated by this problem. He suddenly remembered that in this era, there seemed to be no concept of love on the land of Ming Dynasty. The so-called picking up girls is simply impossible. This era emphasizes the orders of the matchmakers, the words of the matchmakers, the matchmakers are just a matchmaker, the matchmakers are just married... I can't even use it when I make an appointment to go shopping, make phone calls, write love letters... Forget it, let's leave these things to Ji Yuqing, as if she also likes to be a matchmaker.
"I'll deal with it!" Zhang Zhun said with a big fuss.
"Okay!" Liu Mang and others couldn't help but applaud.
"After marrying, you must not be bad to others!" Zhang Zhun reminded again.
"Zhong, Zhong, Zhong." Liu Mang and others hurriedly agreed.
Zhang Zhun waved his hand, and Liu Mang and others went there excitedly.
After the young men left, Zhang Zhun sorted out what he had done, suddenly shook his head involuntarily, and then laughed. What are he, the general of the Hu Ben Army, busy with? He actually started the marriage of the people around him? He was so idle!
While he was joking about himself, Brother Wei came to report: "Sir, Miss Bian Yujing is asking for a meeting."
Zhang Zhun was a little surprised. What did Bian Yujing come to do for him? Oh, return his war horse. He nodded and said casually: "Please."
Bian Yujing came in quickly, and Yanran smiled and said, "Governor, I have returned your war horse to your subordinates."
Zhang Zhun nodded and said casually: "Okay."
Bian Yujing's eyes rolled, looked at Zhang Zhun for a moment, and said intentionally or unintentionally: "The Governor seems to be a bit of a rejection from thousands of miles away?"
Zhang Zhun said honestly: "It is rumored outside that I am a debauchery and shameless person. In order to clear this rumor, I need to stay away from you. If you walk out of here later, I don't know how those who are interested will describe my debauchery and shamelessness."
Bian Yujing smiled and said disapprovingly: "I never do bad things in my life, and I am not surprised to knock on the door in the middle of the night. With the courage of the governor, would I be afraid of these small rumors? A real man stands upright, acts upright, and is open and honest, and is afraid of those villains doing what they do?"
Zhang Zhun smiled, shook his head, and said with a wry smile: "Miss Bian can understand me, Mr. Zhang, but others may not be the case!"
Bian Yujing's eyes rolled and he said gently: "Sir, you can call me Saisai."
Zhang Zhun shook his head and said decisively: "That's not possible. If this title is spread, I, Zhang, will be punished again. For my reputation, I, please give up my noble and let me go."
Bian Yujing smiled sweetly, and the looming beauty mole pounded a few times, and said a little ironically: "I really didn't expect that the legendary debauchery of the governor outside was so cautious, it was really awesome! I wonder how many women are there around the governor? If there are no more than one hundred wives, concubines, singers, etc., there are not even the wealthy merchants in Jiangnan. Which of the eight major salt merchants in Yangzhou has more than hundreds of wives, concubines, singers, and singers in their family? "
Zhang Zhun didn't talk nonsense with her and said straight away: "If there is no business, you can leave."
Bian Yujing said seriously: "I want to tell the governor about the situation in Jiangnan. Is this a matter of official business?"
Chapter completed!