I sat down on the sofa in frustration... no, squatted on the sofa.

He drew circles on the sofa with his fingers: "I found the truth! Aunt Lingdang said that my mother was pregnant with me in the human world before she returned to her throne, and it happened suddenly at that time. Even my mother didn't know she was pregnant.

…

Later, my mother was stimulated and almost failed to protect me... It must have been at that time that they hurt my brain! Dad, Mom, you are cheating me!"

I sat back on the sofa and wanted to laugh unkindly.

Xiaofeng saw that Heng'er was so sad. In order to make Heng'er happy, Xiaofeng put down the cake warmly and stepped forward to wipe Heng'er's tears with his sleeve: "Brother, if you don't cry, there is still hope for my brother's bad brain...Brother, don't be sad.

Xiaofeng will do magic for you!"

Touching the exam paper on the table casually, Xiaofeng shamelessly divided it with both hands, and the exam paper was instantly copied from one to two, "Brother! Do you want this gold exam paper, or do you want this silver exam paper?"

"

Heng'er raised her tearful eyes and her face fell.

He grabbed Xiaofeng's neck and shook it wildly: "Ah - that's my exam paper! How do you want me to hand it over to the teacher tomorrow for the gold exam paper and the silver exam paper, and how do you want Sister Qingran to sign it for me?"

Xiaofeng was shaken so much that he rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth: "Yes, you can still change back! Brother, please stop shaking, I'm going to vomit... vomit -"

"No!" Heng'er quickly covered Xiaofeng's mouth with a quick palm, raised his finger and put a little bit on Xiaofeng's neck. Xiaofeng's pupils suddenly dilated, and he made a gurgling sound in his throat... He swallowed the thing back...

"Ah! I escaped. Fortunately, my new clothes were not stained, otherwise my father would have scolded me again."

It's just that he escaped... But Xiaofeng couldn't bear it and ran away, heading straight for the big water tank outside the door.

With a pop, Xiaofeng jumped into the water tank, and then kept saying: "Ugh, vomit, vomit...Mom! Hiccup..."

A bubble floated out of the water tank...

Dahei entered the room with a dry smile, rubbed the goosebumps on his body, shook his head and sighed: "This child is pitiful, so pitiful!"

Heng'er breathed a sigh of relief and used magic to combine the two papers, one gold and one silver, into one and restore them to their original state.

The paper was spread out in front of my eyes. The little guy put on a pitiful expression and handed me the signature pen with both hands: "Sister, please..."

Hey, another poor baby who was deeply hurt by the exam!

I magnanimously took the signature pen over and looked down at the contents of the paper carefully... only to find that there were two eye-catching red numbers painted in Dalian with a hint of anger on the top of the paper...

The power of the stroke was so profound that it almost scratched a piece of paper...

"Nineteen points!!!" I didn't understand, but I was shocked.

I turned over the paper and checked it again, only to find that there were only a few checkmarks in the whole paper, and they were crowded among the red crosses, which looked very out of place!

The check marks are all concentrated on the multiple-choice questions in the front. The entire area at the back is full of answers, but they are all wrong!

Looking at the accumulated red patches, I suddenly realized what kind of mentality this child's parents were in on a daily basis...

I got a score of 19 out of 100...then my blood pressure would have soared to 190!

"You only got a few multiple-choice questions right, but you didn't get any of the fill-in-the-blank application questions right!"

Heng'er pursed her lips and felt a little aggrieved: "It's too difficult! I can't even understand... No, I think there is something wrong with the brains of mortals! Why do good friends go to the supermarket together and one rides an electric scooter and the other rides a bicycle?

Go separately.

Shouldn't good friends walk together? Can't they ride bicycles or electric bicycles together? Or the electric bicycle can wait for the bicycle! Or, the one riding the electric bicycle can take his friend!

When we leave separately, we still calculate who will arrive first. This is not a good friend, it is clearly a plastic friendship!

Also, why do you need to use an earthen pot to steam steamed buns and a rice cooker to steam steamed buns at the same time? Why use an earthenware pot when you have a rice cooker?

Why do we have to let the captured butterflies go and then continue to catch them after we let them go?

Why does he insist on making the candy himself when he can obviously buy it in the supermarket, and in the end he has to ask how much natural gas it consumes... It’s too difficult, it’s too difficult for me!”

I choked, coughed and said, "Well...this is actually a test of your calculation ability. It's all if, what if."

Heng'er held his head and muttered: "But, it's too difficult, I really can't do it."

"What's wrong with this? It's very simple. It's just addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in fourth grade. Sister, tell you how..."

Do……

When I opened the paper and took a look, I saw that the numbers were full of numbers, fractions, which is approximately equal to...

Misstep!

I do not know either!

I slapped the paper on the table with a bang, and I condemned seriously: "Yes! This is all question logic, it's so anti-human!"

Decisively, he took a pen and drew his name on the paper, "Okay! Show it to your teacher! Oh, by the way, do your parents know these questions?"

It's my fault that I have a low IQ, but I can't bring up a bad child. He's still so young, so I still need to cultivate in him the good habit of being thirsty for knowledge and not being ashamed to ask questions.

Heng'er turned from worry to joy and took the paper away, "My father won't let me ask my homework in front of my mother. He said that such a simple question is an insult to my mother's IQ... My father can say it every time

The correct answer, but as soon as I asked him to teach me the process, he said I was stupid and couldn’t understand even after being taught, and even beat me!”

"..."

Hey, I’m sure, this couple is clearly trying to trick their children. Poor little Heng’er, at such a young age, has been forced to see the dangers of society...

——

After signing the signature for Xiao Heng'er, I threw the two little dolls to Da Hei and quietly found the place where Xuan Ye and the Hades Emperor were talking...

Hmm... I admit that I was a bit cautious this time.

Ever since I heard Xiaofeng say that Xuan Ye and Ming Emperor were childhood sweethearts, my heart has not been very stable.

Since ancient times, childhood sweethearts are the easiest to miss old feelings, okay?

What if Xuan Ye also liked her...

Hey, even if I silently tell myself countless times that Xuan Ye only loves me and will never have anything to do with other women... I can't control the curiosity and worry in my heart...

However, when I stood under the crabapple tree behind the house and looked at the two figures, one black and one white, not far away, I realized that in private... these two people quite knew how to keep a distance.

One on the left and one on the right standing so far apart.

You have to shout when chatting, right?

My husband’s back is still so tall and handsome!

But the legendary Emperor of Hades is a million miles away from what I imagined...

She is wearing a knee-length solid white dress, her hair reaches her waist, part of her crow-colored silk hair is tied behind her head with a hosta, and she wears crystal-encrusted high-heeled shoes on her feet. She is dressed like an ordinary person, with a very slim waist and a slim and tall figure. Looking at her back, she doesn't look the same at all.

There is no connection at all with the Lord of the Underworld who is in charge of the eighteen levels of hell in myths and legends.

It's more like the gentle young lady from Jiangnan whom Xuan Ye abducted back from somewhere.

Just looking at the back is so enchanting, but the front is definitely more eye-catching, falling in love at first sight, and falling in love with you at first sight!

If they get any closer, I will definitely be jealous today!

"In the past ten thousand years, you have been punished and chopped. You have paid the price for your original sins. The Emperor of Heaven will not kill you again. No matter what, you are the disciple of that god.

The Emperor of Heaven has already lost a disciple, and he certainly does not want to lose another disciple, even for her sake."

The young lady spoke, her voice was like the gurgling water in spring, clear and gentle.

ah--

Her voice is so nice!

Love it! Love it!

How can the Queen of the Ghost Realm be so lovable? Listening to her talk, my little heart trembles...

If I were a man, I would definitely fall under her pomegranate skirt.

but!

Xuan Ye, you have to hold still!

If you don't know how to behave when you have a husband, it will be a tragedy for both families!

"Do you also think that I was wrong back then? It was clearly her who forced me first..."

Xuan Ye also whispered in a deep voice with his lips parted, but his voice seemed to be soaked in river water in the cold winter months, which made people's hearts feel cold.

The tone of the two people, one cold and the other warm, formed a sharp contrast.

"Whether it's right or wrong, don't you already have the answer in your heart? I reminded you back then that the god is the Great God of the Demon Suppression Hall. If he really wanted to take your life, do you think you can still live until now?

I have never heard of a dragon that had its scales peeled off and its tendons broken, but the scales could grow back and the tendons could grow back.

Do you remember that earlier, when your father's rebellion failed and the entire army was destroyed, and you were caught by the gods and brought to the ninth heaven for questioning, why did the gods unanimously disagree with that god accepting you as his disciple?

Even if you couldn't defeat the great god in the end, the Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to let her take you back to the Demon Suppression Hall for training. In the tens of thousands of years that followed, they abolished your cultivation and refused to allow you to practice magic again?"

"Because I was made into a demon bone by my father..."

"Then do you still remember when your demon bones turned into divine bones?"

"After the catastrophe."
To be continued...