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Chapter 176 Normal Sexual Orientation!(1/2)

Sister She Ji stopped in embarrassment.

I bit the peach and got up from the ground and met the beautiful snake demon sister, "Sister Snake Ji, please leave her alone. She is afraid of snakes. She has been afraid since she was a child. She is even more afraid of snakes when they become human. She has been bitten by snakes since she was a child.

, there is a shadow in my heart, sister Sheji, please be more careful, she doesn’t mean to dislike you."

She Ji smiled magnanimously and kindly, "She Ji knows that Snake Ji is a snake demon, and many mortals are afraid of it. Snake Ji will not take such a trivial matter to heart, my dear wife, eat grapes."

"Thank you, Sister She Ji." I took the grape plate, put the gnawed peaches on the edge of the plate, picked two purple grapes and stuffed them into my mouth, "Sister She Ji, didn't I tell you, don't call me empress?

It sounds so awkward to me...just call me Ranran!"

Snake Girl smiled softly and explained: "How can this be done? You are our Dragon Queen. Calling you by your name is disrespectful to you."

I frowned and glanced at Dahei under the sun: "The fox still calls me big sister all day long! Everyone in the family calls me Ranran, you don't have to be so out of touch with me."

She Ji discussed with a good temper: "You must not call the empress's name casually. Since the empress doesn't like this title, let's call her Mrs. Empress. She Ji is the maid of the monarch, and the rules cannot be messed up."

Madam... I can barely accept it.

I nodded in compromise, "Sister She Ji, you can call her that way if you want..."

The master-servant relationship between her and Xuan Ye is indeed very confusing.

Shanshan hugged the big pillar outside the door and hid for a long time before she plucked up the courage and approached carefully, "You are a snake spirit... are you poisonous?"

I:???

I think you are the one who is poisonous!

Fortunately, Sister She Ji was gentle and answered her patiently instead of flying around her with her tail.

"I am the Kunlun Purple Ground Flower Snake. I have lived near the Fairy Mountain since I was a child. The poison in my body was washed away by Xianze when I was an adult. Logically speaking, as long as you don't eat me, I won't poison you."

"Eat a snake? Make snake soup?" Shanshan trembled with excitement and quickly raised her hand to assure: "Ah no! I don't eat snakes. I never eat snake meat. If a snake just stands in front of me, I will

My legs are weak and trembling...

Well, snake demon sister... can you change your dress? You are dressed in purple, with snakes in your hair, and a snake between your eyebrows. I, I am scared..."

Tsk, take a breath.

Sister Snake Ji nodded with a smile, raised her hand and cast a spell, and the monster costumes of her wide-sleeved long skirt were transformed into those of an ordinary mortal woman.

Wearing a light blue long skirt, silver high heels, long hair reaching her waist, and a crystal butterfly headband in her hair.

With elegant makeup, delicate facial features, thin eyebrows and bright eyes, a high nose and thin lips, she has the temperament of a modern white-collar woman.

"What about this? Do you feel a little more comfortable?" Sister She Ji asked.

Shanshan patted her chest and breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's much better, much better, much better! Sure enough, I'm not afraid of changing my look anymore!"

Seeing how hopeless she was, I sighed helplessly.

Seeing that Xuan Ye and the big python were talking in the room and hadn't come out yet, I was a little anxious: "What important matter does that white python have to tell Xuan Ye? It's been more than three hours and Xuan Ye hasn't come out yet."

…”

Sister She Ji came over and said to me secretly: "Check the roster, the monarch is settling accounts with him. The monarch was trapped in the seal before and couldn't deal with him. He led the little monsters nearby to do a lot of bad things. Now the monarch comes out.

Well, of course we have to start cleaning up the door.

This python is not a kind creature. Even the City God has nothing to do with it. Yesterday, the City God asked the monarch to come forward and rectify these things after asking for help... In addition, the little demons in the east have been causing trouble recently. What the python means is,

I beg the Lord to take action and contain those little demons."

"The little demon is making trouble...what kind of trouble is it going to cause? Isn't it going to eat people?" I asked curiously, raising my spirits.

Sister She Ji shook her head: "That's not the case. The laws of the Three Realms are at the forefront. Monsters eating people will alert the Demon Suppression Department. Thunder God and Lightning Mother will not let them go. It's nothing more than gathering people to bully their own kind, secretly making the nearby people uneasy.

Health. In short, it is not an important matter, the monarch can solve them with just a few clicks of his fingers."

I nodded: "Oh, then I understand."

After Bai Yu and Da Hei finished two more sets of Tai Chi, Xuan Ye walked out of the living room.

The spirit python followed behind him, its demonic appearance made people feel sick just by looking at it.

Hairy back.

"Your Majesty." She Ji greeted him and curtsied.

Xuan Ye raised his sleeves to signal her not to be polite and walked straight towards me: "Go and check whether what Luo Youlong just said is true."

She Ji bowed her head respectfully and responded: "I obey the order."

Then he said a treat to the spirit python and went out with the spirit python.

Before leaving, the spiritual python looked at me intently and deeply, and raised the corners of his lips, as if he was brewing some bad thoughts in his heart.

"Madam, are you worried about waiting?" Xuan Ye put his arms around my waist, came close to me, and kissed my forehead.

I lay back in Xuan Ye's arms, raised my head and smiled and said, "I'm a little anxious, Xuan Ye, I haven't seen you for a while, it's like three autumns."

The light in his eyes became much gentler.

Shanshan retreated silently, went back and hugged the big pillar, her expression twisted in pain: "Oh my God, it's so disgusting... What did I do wrong to deserve to be tortured like this by you two!"

After Bai Yu and Da Hei finished Tai Chi and waved their sleeves, they rushed over.

"That's it? You can't stand it, little Shanshan? You're still too young after all. You have to know how much dog food I was fed by the two of them overtly and covertly during the countless days when you were gone and I was still a fox.

.We don’t have any other good things at home, only dog ​​food is sufficient!”

Bai Yu also adjusted his sleeves and said unexpectedly: "In the past, I only knew that Xiao Xuanzi was a bad-tempered person. He was very petty and would retaliate for his actions. But this is the first time I have seen him so disgusting... so good at flirting with girls. Hey, Wenyu, you can learn from this.

Be careful! If you had half the brains of someone like Xiao Xuanzi, you wouldn't be single now!"

Wen Yu immediately lowered her face: "Yes, yes, Tiger is absolutely right. Tiger, aren't you still an old bachelor yourself? Just tell me!"

Bai Yu was not happy: "Hey, it's just because, because I have reached the state of forgetting love! You are too weak to understand the mood of a high-riding god like me!"

Wen Yu laughed ruthlessly: "Hmm, a high-riding god who has lost all his magic power and is weaker than a mortal?"

Bai Yu pinched Wen Yu hard: "Dead fox, I think you don't want to live anymore. Don't forget that your whole family will be under my control for the next hundred years!"

Wenyu covered her arm and jumped up in pain: "No, no, no, tiger, please be gentle, you are hurting others——"

"Go away, don't make such a disgusting sound!" Bai Yu finally added.

Shanshan lay on the pillar and stared at the two of them, her eyes getting more and more strange, and she even drooled a little: "Hey, you two are a bit annoying!"

Wenyu: "???"

Bai Yu: "???"

Shanshan wiped her lips and suggested seriously: "By the way, you are unmarried and he is also unmarried. How about you two get together? The little fox wife of the White Tiger Immortal?"

Wenyu: "Ugh——"

Bai Yu frowned: "Thank you, I'm sorry, my sexual orientation is normal!"

Shanshan kowtowed and said reluctantly: "My sexual orientation is normal, why don't I have a girlfriend until now? Is it because... you can't do it?"

"No!" Bai Yu raised her hand decisively to retort: ​​"I'm very good! The reason I don't have a girlfriend is..."

Turning to me with malicious eyes, Bai Yu said as if it was serious: "It's because I like Ranran!"

"ah?"

I was shocked.

And as soon as he finished speaking, Xuan Ye threw his sleeve into the large water tank with seafood and Xiaofeng in the courtyard with a bang...

"Brother Shan Shen, you are crushing my little Huahua again!"

"Mom, what is this thing? Why is it so sticky!"

"This is eel, this is red shrimp, and there are crabs..."

"Don't come here, don't come here! Ah - let me out!"

Xuan Ye shook his sleeves with a cold face, and said ruthlessly and coldly: "Just stay in there and wake up! If you compete with me, I will except you now!"

Water kept pouring out of the large water tank, and from time to time two crabs splashed out. There were hands at the mouth of the water tank constantly trying to fish them out, but every time they were suppressed by the colorful barrier covering the tank's cover.

Bai Yu was so frightened that she was suffocated in the water tank. She cried for mercy and begged for mercy: "I was wrong. Isn't it okay that I was wrong? Xuan Ye, why are you so stingy! I was just joking... I'm sorry for this slimy thing."

So scared——"

Xuan Ye didn't take advantage of his begging for mercy and summoned the temporary residents in the water tank: "Xiao Feng."

Xiaofeng immediately showed his cute little head and stood on the edge of the water tank with an excited look on his face: "Brother Dragon King——"

Xuan Ye said: "Help brother and serve Lord White Tiger Star well."

Xiaofeng nodded excitedly: "Yeah!"

There was another pop.

Xiaofeng jumped in, and then Baiyu's heartbreaking scream came from the water tank: "Xiaofeng, you bitch, don't tickle me, hahahaha, don't tickle me, hahahaha... I'm wrong

"Xiao Xuanzi, Brother Xuan, Junior Brother, I was really wrong, ah - I can't do it, it's just me who can't do it, okay, let me out, I'm afraid of water!"

Dahei came over gloating about his misfortune, "Hey, I'm not sure if I'm going to be late at night!"
To be continued...
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