Dahei took a mouthful of vermicelli and said, "What? Marry first, then love?!"

I cracked open a big lobster, my cheeks were burning because of the pain, and I reminded him kindly: "I didn't even know Xuan Ye when he got into my bed in the middle of the night!

Later, he kept scaring me and showed up to save me when I was being targeted. Only then did I officially live with him. Slowly, we fell in love over time. It was indeed marriage first and then love!"

Dahei finished sucking the vermicelli with his chopsticks, raised his nose and said in surprise: "We are both under the covers, why are you so good? Just kill him!"

"My Lord, that's..." Xuan Ye choked and said, "It's forced by the situation."

I thought back to what happened a few months ago, and it was indeed forced by circumstances.

"Anyway, I don't have the guts to touch Shanshan. Her brother is not someone to be trifled with. Besides, a strong and twisted melon is most likely not sweet." Dahei picked up his sleeves and ate scallops: "Well, let me tell you,

I usually don’t like to force others to do anything difficult for me! Besides, Shanshan has someone in her heart.”

"I only believe that where there is sincerity, gold and stone can be opened."

"I... really don't have the courage. I'm afraid that if I hurt her, she will hate me forever."

Xuan Ye glanced at him: "Go out."

"Speaking of which, I am a girl who has a conscience. She knows how to take Shanshan and me with her when we go out to eat delicious food. You are such a good person!"

I wiped my nose, it was so spicy that the tip of my tongue was on fire, "Actually, the main reason is that the charges here are quite expensive. A table of hot pot, side dishes and snacks are free, so it's more cost-effective to bring you."

"...I know it! Birds of a feather flock together and people flock together, and you two won't be able to save fuel!"

After Dahei complained, he stuffed two more mouthfuls of green vegetables. When he saw Shanshan strutting over carrying crabs and small yellow croakers, his soul immediately returned to his body and continued to pretend to eat shrimps.

"This restaurant has so many types of food! Ranran's trip is not in vain, you can grab and eat crabs as you like."

Of course, a table costs 800, which is enough for me to buy groceries for a month.

"Hey, who caught this lobster for me? It's so big?"

I kept rubbing my nose: "I said Dahei pinched it for you, do you believe it?"

Shanshan put down her things and slapped me on the head, "Are you kidding me! If it had such ability, I would sell it to the research institute to make money!"

Dahei, who was sitting obediently in his seat, suddenly trembled all over, his little eyes filled with fear, "Oh, this bitch is so cruel!"

I held the chopsticks and giggled: "Hey, no, I picked them for you."

"That's pretty much it!" Shanshan elegantly tucked up her skirt and sat down, turning to look at me with disgust in her eyes, "Long Daxian, did your wife also hurt her head in the ghost town? Why did she look so stupid when she came back?"

…”

Xuan Ye ruffled my hair unkindly: "She has lacked nutrition recently, please forgive me."

Shanshan was confused for a second, then suddenly realized, and said in a long voice: "Oh——"

Lack of nutrients?

He is lacking nutrition!

…

I was nine minutes full after dinner when I suddenly received a call from the police.

The other party claimed that my brother was freeloading in the shopping mall and beating up people. He had been arrested and taken to the police station to complete a record. He informed me to go to the police station immediately to bring him back and pay compensation along the way.

If the last three digits of the caller's number hadn't displayed the eye-catching digits Yaya00, I would have dismissed it as a scam call and hung up.

Later, I chatted with the police officer on the other end of the phone for five minutes about whether I had a brother or not.

The police officer was confused by me and had no choice but to give the phone to the man who claimed to be my brother.

However, before I could curse and greet the imposter's family, a familiar cry came from the other end of the phone: "Ranran, save me, Xiao Xuanzi, save me, they have electric batons! Wow - if you don't come, I will

I’m going to be beaten to death! Save me——”

Then, the phone beeped twice and the call was hung up.

I held the phone and was stunned for two seconds. I turned around and asked Xuan Ye unexpectedly: "Was it that big tiger just now?"

Xuan Ye was helpless and helpless, "Ignore him!"

We said so, but half an hour later, the four of us arrived at the door of the police station in an extremely honest manner.

When Xuan Ye and I rushed over, Big Tiger was drinking tea leisurely with a policeman uncle, sitting opposite each other and playing chess.

"Cannon! Look, you can't get away!" Big Tiger said excitedly, pointing at the chess game.

The elderly policeman frowned and stared at the chessboard, rubbed his hands, and drank a cup of black tea anxiously: "Hey, nephew, you can do it! Looking at your young age, I didn't expect that your chess skills are top-notch!"

The big tiger said proudly: "That is, I was in our village, and that was the invincible defeat of the village head uncle! Uncle, when you are free next time, let's pick a time to think about a few games of chess!"

"Okay, okay, it's a deal! Come, nephew, have tea!"

Seeing that the two of them seemed to hate meeting each other so late, I twitched the corner of my mouth and said, "What's going on? Are you really drinking tea?"

Song Shanshan raised an eyebrow: "You weren't beaten with an electric baton?"

The big black fox went crazy: "Then why is he howling?!"

The girl on duty at the police station took a document to Xuan Ye: "Now, sign your name here, pay the fine and then you can take the person away."

Song Shanshan smacked her lips: "Didn't you beat him up?"

The policewoman was surprised: "Madam, what are you talking about! We, the police and the people, are one family. Even if a comrade has made a mistake, we will only provide ideological education to him. How can we use force!"

Besides, he just ate two skewers without paying for them, quarreled with them, smashed two bowls on their shop, and accidentally knocked out a passerby’s front tooth, so he didn’t make any big mistakes!”

"You folded yourself in just for two skewers?" Song Shanshan couldn't hold back her waist and laughed loudly.

Xuan Ye took the document, but I intercepted it: "Let me sign it."

After all, Xuan Ye didn't have an ID card, so he had to take his time signing documents at the police station.

I took the folder and signed the words "Bai Qingran" with a black pen on the document. After signing, I looked up and took a closer look, but I was shocked by the huge five-digit amount of compensation that needed to be paid...

"Twenty-eight thousand?! This guy must have smashed the golden bowl!" I was stunned!

The police girl took the document from my hand, closed the pen and sighed: "Of course the bowl is not a golden bowl."

Song Shanshan: "Then this, this, this..."

The police girl said succinctly: "Teeth are gold."

I choked, covered my chest and coughed twice.

The young lady neatly took the file to the desk and continued with the procedure: "When he was working with others, he accidentally punched a passerby in the face. It happened that the passerby was a wealthy man with a solid gold inlaid in his front tooth.

That fist just knocked out his gold tooth.

Of the 28,000 yuan, 23,000 yuan is for the cost of getting new teeth, and 5,000 yuan is for compensation for mental damages. By the way, there is also a compensation of 1,000 yuan for the barbecue shop and a fine of 1,000 yuan, a total of 30,000 yuan.

.”

The young lady raised her head and looked at Xuan Ye: "These amounts were negotiated by the three parties an hour ago. They have the signatures and fingerprints of the three parties. After you sign and pay the money, take the person away quickly. Your brother..."

He seemed to realize something was wrong, and immediately changed his mind: "Your brother-in-law may be hungry. He ate three loaves of bread, two bags of instant noodles, and drank three pots of black tea at our place."

After being arrested for beating someone, he openly ate instant noodles from the police station...

It’s really embarrassing to be thrown into grandma’s house!

Thirty thousand yuan!

I feel like my heart hurts again.

The wound opened again.

Song Shanshan couldn't help but burst out laughing. When she wanted to help me pay the fine, I stopped her.

I painfully took out my bank card, and I said bravely: "Xuan Ye paid these 30,000 to him!"

Just think of it as buying snacks for Xuan Ye, I can’t bear it!

I went to the bank deposit machine at the door and transferred money to the designated account. When I went back, the young lady couldn't wait to chase away the customers: "Let's go quickly, let's go quickly! It would be rude not to leave. It will delay our meal."

It’s dinner!”

The big tiger was forcefully pushed out by the young lady. Before leaving, he shamelessly waved to the policeman inside: "Uncle, goodbye! Uncle, let's compete again when we have a chance! Uncle, I'm really leaving this time!"

The policeman waved to him lovingly: "Let's go! Don't come in again next time."

"Okay."

After finally dragging him out of the duty room and out of the police station gate, Xuan Ye, with a cold face, grabbed the big tiger's ears and disappeared with the big tiger on the side of the road...

Shanshan and I took Dahei with us and walked slowly towards home, pretending to be eating after dinner.

Fifteen minutes later, they came back.

Xuan Ye caught up with me with a cold face and said nothing, and held my hand.

The big tiger was beaten until his nose was black and his eyes were swollen, and the tip of his nose was bleeding...

He followed us miserably, wiping away the nosebleeds and wailing in agitation:

"You little bastard is so harsh!"

"Isn't it just that a gold tooth was knocked out? I have a lot of gold and silver in my hand. If I take out any piece of it, I can kill him!"
To be continued...