Chapter 352 Wood Products
After the bonfire party, each group returned to their respective camping spots.
Lin Baiyao and Wang Anqiao were sleeping in a tent and were about to bend down to get in when they heard Lu Dan shouting from behind: "Old Lin, Old Wang, are you sleepy?"
"It's okay, what's wrong?"
"I'm a little scared and can't sleep. Besides, it's still early. How about we sit around the fire and chat for a while?"
Lin Baiyao turned to look at Wei Zhu, who smiled and said, "Then let's chat for a while."
They were all young people. Although they had been tired all day long, they still exerted endless energy. After hearing this, the others simply stayed up and crowded over to join in the fun.
Duan Zidu sat on the steps in front of the house very coldly, not talking to anyone.
Four strong men quickly lit a fire next to the ancient well. Eight men and four women sat in a circle, took out snacks, drank hot water, and everyone started talking about everything.
Those who can get into Su University and University of Finance and Economics are all educated people. They talk about nothing more than politics, economics, history, geography, literature, art, etc. It would be boring to listen to more. Lu Dan said: "Can someone tell me a joke?"
"I come!"
Wang Anqiao did his part, cleared his throat, and said: "Lawyer Tiger and judge Lion were together, but Tiger cheated on Bear. The lion cried and asked, why did you do this to me? Tiger said deeply, because I have a lawyer's qualification certificate, cheating on you
The lion is legal. The lion was furious and sentenced the tiger to thirty years in prison. The tiger was dumbfounded. It was just cheating. It was at most a moral issue and not illegal. Why do you sentence me to thirty years? The lion sneered and said, I have four mouths.
Can you reason with me?"
What are you most afraid of after telling a joke?
I am not afraid that you will laugh, I am not afraid that you will retort that it is not funny, and I am not afraid that you will follow up with a funnier one. I am just afraid that the whole place will suddenly become silent...
Lin Baiyao was speechless, what kind of hellish joke was he telling?
Forget about the homophonic jokes, are you still driving?
If someone later asks in a very ignorant way, isn't the official character "two mouths"? How come it is "four mouths"?
How should you respond in front of a girl?
But he was really afraid of what would happen. Strong Man A scratched his head and asked: "As the saying goes, the official word..."
Lin Baiyao immediately interrupted him and said contemptuously: "Old Wang, did you steal this joke from Antarctica? Look, the big guy is cold. Change it to another one, change it to an African one, try to make it more lively..."
There is no tacit understanding of the consequences. What Lin Baiyao actually means is, if you don't drive, it doesn't matter if you can't make it funny, as long as it's lively.
But to Wang Anqiao's ears, it was Lin Baiyao who told him to be more exciting and not to be left in the cold.
"Ahem, let me tell you one more thing."
Wang Anqiao knew her shame and was courageous, so she simply took the risk and said: "Bessie was going out one day, and she happened to see O'Neal passing by on his bicycle. Bess wanted O'Neal to take him with him, so O'Neal asked her to sit on the crossbar in front. When they arrived at their destination,
, Beckham got out of the driveway to thank her, and suddenly discovered that the bicycle O'Neal was riding did not have a crossbar...hahahahaha..."
My grass.
Lin Baiyao's forehead was buzzing, and he was dumbfounded when he looked at Wang Anqiao, who was laughing so hard that he cried.
He thought this guy was a bit naughty, but he didn't expect him to be so naughty. His own joke library was even more obscene than the waxed Yang Zirong.
This time, there was no silence. A few boys understood and burst into breathless laughter.
Lin Baiyao secretly observed the reactions of Wei Zhu and others. Fortunately, they still didn't seem to understand or react.
After all, this is not an era where the Internet spreads wildly, and there are not so many girls who understand instantly.
He didn't dare to let Wang Anqiao play freely anymore. This guy was probably studying Liu Bei in the library every day. What was in his stomach was not bad water, but methyl orange solution with a pH of 4.4-14.
"Let's change the game..."
Lin Bai said: "Truth or dare, count 7, whoever loses will be punished."
"Okay, okay, this is fun."
Lu Dan immediately agreed excitedly. While agreeing, he did not forget to despise Wang Anqiao and said: "It's better than listening to your cold jokes."
Wang Anqiao thought depressedly: Is it not exciting enough? In fact, I have something even more exciting...
Start counting from 7.
Wei Zhu was the first.
She made a fool of herself and said: "13."
Lin Baiyao was on her right, and if she turned counterclockwise, she would be second in line. She smiled and said, "Pass."
Wang Anqiao’s third: “15.”
Macho Man A said: "16."
Strong Man B said: "17...ah..."
He blurted it out, then realized he was wrong.
If you make a mistake, you have to accept punishment. Lu Dan asked excitedly: "Truth or dare?"
For the macho man, this choice is not a choice at all, he said: "A big adventure."
According to the rules, the person who loses will be punished by the person before him.
Macho Man A laughed happily, then pointed to the gloomiest old house to the east and said: "Go in and stay for ten seconds, then come out and tell us what you saw."
Sure enough, when there are enemies, brothers are the biggest support.
When there are no enemies, brothers are the biggest enemies!
"Okay, this big adventure is interesting."
"Do you dare to go?"
"If you don't dare to go, let's dance for everyone."
"I guess he didn't dare... he was so frightened just by looking at it, let alone going in and staying for ten seconds."
"If you ask me, let's dance!"
Everyone was booing, but Strong Man B showed no stage fright and said, "Just go! In fact, I wanted to go in during the day, but I didn't have a chance."
Lin Baiyao looked at Duan Zidu and saw him nodding slightly, knowing that it should be safe inside.
Reality is not a horror movie. In an ancient village in the mountains, nothing weird will happen.
Strong Man B stood up, walked to the front of the house, and resolutely pushed open the loose wooden door. He first shined a flashlight inside, then crossed the threshold and disappeared.
Macho Man A starts counting: "1,2,3,4..."
Before counting to 5, Strong Man B ran out, his face a little pale: "Coffin... coffin..."
"What the hell?"
Wang Anqiao's hair stood on end: "Coffin?"
"Yes, a coffin with half of its surface painted black was placed in the middle of the main room... It scared me, it scared me to death!"
"Ah, so scary?"
"How about we go and camp at the entrance of the village."
The two girls in the other group went straight to the point of frying.
"Why is there a coffin in the house?"
"Didn't you say this is an abandoned village? No one has lived in it for a long time. Isn't it weird to leave a coffin?"
The boys' reaction was slightly better, but only slightly better.
"Is there... is there in the coffin, is there..."
Lu Dan's voice was trembling, and his face was a bit paler than that of Strong Man B. He grabbed Wei Zhu's hand tightly and couldn't say anything else.
Wei Zhu was relatively calm. She was a staunch atheist and was not afraid of dirty things. She comforted her: "It's okay. There are so many of us, it's just a wooden product..."
The word "wooden product" instantly lowered the coffin's quality a lot, making it seem less scary to the ears.
Lu Dan calmed down and said: "But coffin... why is this kind of wooden product placed in the main room?"
"I guess the old people in the village made the wedding coffin in advance. Later, the whole village was moved and it was temporarily placed in the main hall. It may not be convenient to transport, so it is no longer used..."
The jokers said slowly: "Classmate Wei Zhu said it right. In fact, there are not only coffins in this house in the village, there are also coffins in other houses, there are probably five or six in total."
"Ah? There's more?"
Another girl was almost crying and said: "Teacher Duan, can I apply to go to the village entrance? Or go to the farmland?"
The jokes all said: "A living person is not scary, let alone a dead person, let alone an empty coffin? As classmate Wei Zhu said, just treat it as a wooden product. Remember, you must first practice courage in the wild, be courageous, and be alert.
Chapter completed!