Chapter 102 Lang Riding Bamboo Horse(1/2)
Who is she?
These four words seem to be an understatement, but Lin Baiyao can interpret seventeen levels of meaning from them.
You can't ignore what a girl says, you can't listen to everything, you can't just listen to the literal meaning, and you can't delve too deeply into the meaning behind the literal words.
Be smart when you should be smart, be confused when you should be confused!
"It's a long story. It starts on the train on the day of the school opening report..."
Lin Baiyao told the story of the train adventure with 90% truth and 100% falsehood, concealing Ye Sushang's true identity. He only regarded her as a good Samaritan who acted bravely for justice, testified for himself, cleared his grievances, and sent the villain who molested the girl to prison.
to prison.,
Shi Lingyou was extremely nervous when he heard this. Even though Lin Baiyao was standing in front of him and he knew he was safe, he still grabbed the corners of his clothes with worried hands.
After he finished speaking, he couldn't help but pat his chest, and said with fear in his tone: "It's okay, it's okay... Fortunately, Mr. Ye helped me, you have to thank me properly..."
"Yes, but there is military training at the beginning of the school year and classes after the military training. There is no chance." Lin Baiyao said regretfully: "Isn't this the first time to spend the weekend? I plan to buy a book for her, but I don't know what she likes.
, so I made an appointment to meet and chat in the library tonight..."
"I see that the book she just took was Wilhelm Wundt's book. Otherwise, you can buy a copy of "Aging" by Stanley Hall. He is Wundt's student, and his research on psychology is in the same vein as Wundt."
Lin Baiyao said curiously: "I know you have a wide range of interests and are well-read, but when did you know so much about psychology?"
Shi Lingyou said with a smile: "This is all thanks to my history teacher. She told me something in high school: The greatest significance of psychology is to establish one's own philosophy of life through the understanding of people. And philosophy is
Shaping our three views and providing the only way to methodology. So..."
Lin Baiyao said with disdain: "Talk like a human being!"
"So the saying goes, if a girl doesn't want to be deceived by bad men, she has to understand some psychology!"
Lin Baiyao's back felt cold, and he said nonchalantly: "Where is this? Okay, let's not talk about this. Let's go and take you to visit my kennel..."
The University of Finance and Economics has a very double-standard rule. Girls can enter the boys' dormitory, but boys cannot enter the girls' dormitory.
It's not that you are absolutely forbidden to enter, but you have to go through strict interrogation and review by the dormitory aunt, which is not very difficult. It is about the same as breaking into Stark Tower with a wooden stick and molesting Pepper.
"It's okay, quite clean..."
The dormitory culture of 503 determines that it cannot be a sloppy homeless paradise. Cleaning and tidying up the house every day are good habits left over from military training. Coupled with Yu Wenyi's occasional mysophobia, even if it is not as good as the one with body fragrance,
A beauty's boudoir can at least be regarded as one of the high-quality dormitories of mankind.
"Sit down, I'll get you some water."
"Which one is your bed?"
Lin Baiyao pointed to the bed, turned to look for the thermos bottles placed in the corner behind the door, and changed three of them, but all were empty. He smiled and said: "Oh, I forgot, today is Sahara Water Day, and water resources should not be wasted."
, how about I give you a whole bottle of beer?”
Shi Lingyou sat on Lin Baiyao's bed, holding the edge of the bed with both hands, his two long legs with nowhere to rest stretched out together, his left foot pressing on the instep of his right instep, swaying playfully from side to side.
"Do you still have beer in your dormitory?" She ignored the bullshit Sahara Water Day, her pretty face full of surprise.
Lin Baiyao opened the closet on the top floor, which was left alone. It was filled with snacks, instant noodles, beer, etc., sponsored by Yu Wenyi. Anyway, buy it if you don’t have it, and stock up if you have it. Who likes to eat it?
Whoever gets it, not only 503, but also people from other dormitories can come and get it.
"It is better to eat without meat than to live without wine. This is the famous saying of Yang Haichao in our dormitory. He drinks a lot and drinks beer as much as water, so he prepared some supplies..."
There were still two cans of beer, so Lin Baiyao opened it and handed it to Shi Lingyou. The two of them were about to clink glasses with a smile when Yang Haichao and Fan Xibai opened the door and walked in.
"You guys got into trouble and entered the girls' dormitory?"
Yang Haichao had his own beauty guidance system. He only saw Shi Lingyou. He took two steps back in surprise, looked up at the dormitory door number, then walked in doubtfully, and said: "That's right, it's 503... Dare I ask the girl?"
Where do bodhisattvas come from..."
Lin Baiyao smashed the college English on the table over and cursed with a smile: "You come from your Eastern Land, the Tang Dynasty... you are a smelly monster who eats meat, how can you pretend to be an eminent monk?"
Yang Haichao caught the book, came over shamelessly, and said: "Old demon, please introduce me quickly."
"My Qingmei..."
Lin Baiyao pointed at Shilingyou.
Shi Lingyou also pointed at Lin Baiyao and said with a smile: "My bamboo horse!"
Yang Haichao clicked his tongue and said: "The man came riding a bamboo horse and went around the bed to make green plums..."
The accent in his pronunciation was on the two words "ride" and "nong". Lin Baiyao glared at him and raised his middle finger at an angle that Shi Lingyou couldn't see.
After all, Shi Lingyou was not one of those girls in later generations who could understand instantly. She couldn't hear Yang Haichao's dirty talk, and thought it was a serious Li Bai poem. She said: "Living together in Changqianli, the two little kids guessed... it's us.
We were born on the same day in the same year and in the same month and grew up together. However, I am not as smart as him and could not get into the University of Finance and Economics..."
As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and said: "Hello, my name is Shi Lingyou, and I am currently studying at Suhuai Railway College."
Yang Haichao was flattered and quickly wiped the sweat from his hands. He shook hands with Shi Lingyou and separated immediately.
When he is wretched, he is really wretched, but in fact he behaves very appropriately. After listening to Shi Ling's talk about being born on the same year, the same month, and the same day, he understood that the relationship between the two of them is not that of relatives, but more of a kin, so he behaved more like a gentleman than a gentleman.
"Yang Haichao, Lao Yao's good friend!"
Fan Xibai stood up on tiptoes from behind, waved and said: "Fan Xibai, the old demon's good friend plus one!"
Shi Lingyou bowed slightly seriously and said: "Then, please take more care of Lin Baiyao in the future. If he does anything wrong, he should be criticized and educated. But he is really a good person.
I believe you will get along very happily."
Yang Haichao smiled bitterly and said: "Classmate Shi, you think too highly of us!"
Fan Xibai felt the same and said: "Yes, we are the ones being criticized and educated by the old demon..."
Shi Lingyou glanced at Lin Baiyao, with a smile in his eyes, and said: "It doesn't matter, if he messes with you, just come to me and I will deal with him!"
"Sure, with your Shangfang sword, we dare to rebel!"
Lin Baiyao watched Shi Lingyou bribe Yang Haichao and Fan Xibai with a few words, and his head was as confused as if he had poured a big pot of paste.
Does every girl have some weird special powers?
Getting along with you and getting along with others are completely different?
I don’t know if this is a surprise or a shock...
"It's getting late, let's go, let's go to the Fifth Canteen for dinner, I'll treat you!"
Lin Baiyao wisely thought that in order to reduce the chances of Shi Lingyou hanging out with his roommates, it would be best to make an appointment outside the school, or he could go to the Iron Academy if they meet in the future.
Right, you can't always let girls come to him, right?
Men, take the initiative!
Not that chicken.
He originally thought that Yang Haichao and Fan Xibai would get to know each other, so he proposed to get out, but he underestimated their thick skin and followed Lin Baiyao to the Five Cafeteria without even saying a word of concession.
Not only that, the two of them also actively introduced Shilingyou to the banana garden, the ginkgo forest, the statue of the famous economist, the South Lake, the island in the South Lake, and the pavilion on the island.
Good guy, the more you get around, the more familiar you become!
Lin Baiyao had a quarantine list in mind, and Yang Haichao and Fan Xibai were honored to be on the list.
The University of Finance and Economics was in a state of confusion. While eating, I met Mao Lili, Huang Bingying and several female classmates in the same class, who happened to be sitting opposite.
From time to time, they glanced at each other, whispered, and then talked and laughed. It was obvious that they were discussing gossip about Shiling Tour.
In the end, Mao Lili couldn't hold back, and ran over with her rice bowl, asking about Shi Lingyou's origins in the name of borrowing two dishes to eat. She heard that she was Lin Baiyao's friend, and asked enthusiastically: "Girlfriend? I'll just tell you."
, those little girls have such a wishful thinking that only beautiful women like Classmate Shi can prepare Lin Baiyao..."
Lin Baiyao smiled.
Calm down!
Words of denial cannot come out of his mouth, as it would sound too disgusting and would hurt the girl's face.
It has to be said by Shi Lingyou, because the brother's face is not a face, but a stepping stone for the girl's happiness. He can be ravaged as much as he wants.
"I'm his friend. If I have to add a female character, it's just a female friend."
Shi Lingyou resolved the possible embarrassment with humor and asked nonchalantly: "Is Lin Baiyao very popular with girls at the University of Finance and Economics?"
"Yes, as far as I know, there are seven or eight people who have a crush on him..."
Lin Baiyao coughed dryly and said, "Mao Lili, we haven't touched these two dishes yet. If you want to eat them, you can take them and eat them..."
Mao Lili stuck out her tongue. She was not stupid. She noticed something was wrong in the atmosphere. She turned around and ran away with the bowl, saying: "No, no, I just have to taste it. They can't eat it too spicy."
Fan Xibai was really stupid and said: "This dish is not spicy..."
Yang Haichao kicked him.
Shi Lingyou chuckled and said: "It's not a bad thing to have a girl like you, right? Excellent people will shine after all, and this light will be seen by everyone they like. As a good friend, I am honored!"
"
Lin Baiyao gave her a piece of steamed shrimp and said with a smile: "Hurry up and eat, don't brag! You are the only one who thinks I'm such an ordinary person. Besides, even if I'm excellent, it's all thanks to your words and deeds over the years."
Does it affect you? You shouldn’t agree with Yourong, but feel the same way!”
To be continued...